After replying all my Facebook and WhatsApp messages, I finally decided to relax and enjoy my darling Nairaland (following my semi-sacred routine of briefly skimming through the topics in frontpage and going on to chill in the phones and romance section).

My heart shook...yeah, I was palpitating. I quickly switched from chrome to opera mini - the same thing- my balls froze. God! Wetin dey xup! Checked for the cause - problem with the host. Nairaland is too big to have problem with hosting na, so I thought. Something is definitely amiss. I started reminiscing about all my time on nairaland since 2015...so Buhari don finally block nairaland...na wa o...wetin I go do now...abi make I try use VPN...damn. I thought about the million and one things I delayed doing on nairaland cause I believed it to be untouchable having learnt form it earlier mistakes that led to it being hacked, those threads that topped my day, those monikers that inspire me daily...mehnn...the feeling was worse than being jilted by a girl.

I thought about Twitter, chai! Nothing dey there again o cos naija people dey fear to post. So wetin I wan do now...I don do everything already naw. Na only Nairaland remain. Chai! I don die. Make I try the site again....Ope o! E work Sha. Wetin come happen. Oh! Alright thanks for the explanation Seun. Even though it wasn't satisfactory, I go manage am like that. Sha no do am again o.

Please share yours, let's keep the fun rolling

Cc mynd44
Cc lalasticlala

There was a time Nairaland was down for weeks... I think a guy did hack into the system

Omooooo everyone felt it

Nezzjnr:
There was a time Nairaland was down for weeks... I think a guy did hack into the system

Omooooo everyone felt it

Yeah, I remember that time. I think nairaland is now bigger than it was then. If it should go down for weeks, things will fall apart

..mehnn...the feeling was worse than being jilted by a girl.





Of all things here is someone's worst feeling.
Spits

Thought it was my network had to switch to airtel same thing
I put on vpn same thing



I for sick oh

iInjureHerYansh:
..mehnn...the feeling was worse than being jilted by a girl.





Of all things here is someone's worst feeling.
Spits

Why don't you share yours instead of looking for a table to shake

I ALREADY PUT THE BLAME ON MY NETWORK PROVIDER

1bunne4lif:
I ALREADY PUT THE BLAME ON MY NETWORK PROVIDER

I would have too. But after trying Mtn and Airtel I just weak...

Ftheophilous:

Why don't you share yours instead of looking for a table to shake

I'm devoid of feelings. Only logic

iInjureHerYansh:
I'm devoid of feelings. Only logic

And you jumped into a thread expressing feeling. Are you normal at all?

Ftheophilous:

I would have too. But after trying Mtn and Airtel I just weak...

thank goodness it's back online, today would've been too boring

Duru9:
Thought it was my network had to switch to airtel same thing
I put on vpn same thing



I for sick oh

Lol...e reach like that

1bunne4lif:
thank goodness it's back online, today would've been too boring

You are so right bros. Considering the gloomy weather and everything.

stanliwise:

And you jumped into a thread expressing feeling. Are you normal at all?

OK stop being a biitch

iInjureHerYansh:
OK stop being a biitch

This statement is devoid of logic and filled with sentiments

You failed the test. Good day

My first thought, buhari don block am, the thing shock me. I think I am addicted to nairaland

josh123:
My first thought, buhari don block am, the thing shock me. I think I am addicted to nairaland

Bro...you are one amongst a few hundreds.

stanliwise:

This statement is devoid of logic and filled with sentiments

You failed the test. Good day

Logic or not you were really a biitch