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Re: Fetish Things Foodsellers Do.. by TOMMYS: 7:32pm On Jun 17, 2021
Stumbled on this topic and IYA OYO wuye Abuja comes to mind.

Big men would park thier cars and queue up to buy food.
No sale attendants
You pay only with cash
No PoS service In the premises. Youll have to drive 5mins to use an ATM.

The food sweet o and relatively cheap

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Re: Fetish Things Foodsellers Do.. by Naijaolosho2: 7:45pm On Jun 17, 2021
BOOZELEE:
A Yoruba food seller is more likely to use juju..I don't know why.Especially those amala Sellers


Na God dey save person

You lack brain

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Re: Fetish Things Foodsellers Do.. by Ikillbrokehoes(m): 7:47pm On Jun 17, 2021
mariahAngel:


[s]That's not true. cheesy

It's just that the few men that can cook are over hyped.
To women, it's just a norm.[/s]
Re: Fetish Things Foodsellers Do.. by Ikillbrokehoes(m): 7:48pm On Jun 17, 2021
Sterope:
How big was the skull though?
Like ur own grin

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Re: Fetish Things Foodsellers Do.. by peppermint7(m): 7:52pm On Jun 17, 2021
mariahAngel:


Wetin dey touch you na OWU...but you go dey alright.
E pain am grin

Re: Fetish Things Foodsellers Do.. by Depressed101: 7:53pm On Jun 17, 2021
GboyegaD:
Hmm...for someone whose family business was food selling, I find it difficult to believe these stories. One reason could be because we never practiced such and people sometimes out of envy would say anything.
true, my uncle and his wife ran a big buka where adult would wash their plates for food, it can neve occur to me that they practiced such fetish because our family was not brought up in such ways

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Re: Fetish Things Foodsellers Do.. by peppermint7(m): 7:53pm On Jun 17, 2021
KanuSE:


Why you dey drag my beautiful mariahAngel like Tiger generator laidiz? grin
She de talk to a man of violencegrin
Re: Fetish Things Foodsellers Do.. by Seyzcham91(m): 7:56pm On Jun 17, 2021
cheesy

belleful kee you there
horlaryoung:
Wetin concern me...make I just belle full
Re: Fetish Things Foodsellers Do.. by Nobody: 7:58pm On Jun 17, 2021
LatentEnergy007:


I so thank God for my life. I hardly patronise local bukka. fast food restaurant is manageable.
Home made food is still the best.. People don really eat poison tire especially madam Bone for FrankAilemen street Okumagba Warri.

You be bad guy oh. Old warri

Re: Fetish Things Foodsellers Do.. by Sterope(f): 7:58pm On Jun 17, 2021
And none of the server saw it or knew all this time cheesy
Ikillbrokehoes:
Like ur own grin
Re: Fetish Things Foodsellers Do.. by mariahAngel(f): 7:58pm On Jun 17, 2021
peppermint7:

She de talk to a man of violencegrin

Sheybi na person wey chop bellefull go get power for violence?
Guy! Chop bellefull first make you no go kpai on top person head!
Re: Fetish Things Foodsellers Do.. by AuroraBrls: 7:59pm On Jun 17, 2021
Any juju person telling you that mortuary water will bring you clients is just pure scam, even the juju man will be the one to inform and tipoff your customers that u use mortuary water. Your clients will kill and burn u before you start telling the juju man that his charm was fake

If you use fluid from a dead body to cook

The cooking temperature will at most sterilize and kill any toxic stuff and microbes inside

Even if cockroach fall inside cooking pot...the temperature and heat takes care of anything toxic. Food will still be delicious edible and nutritious. Na only your mindset go make u miss a good meal

Juju and jazz stuff more or less works cos you have faith or believe in it...even when it doesn't work your faith and belief makes excuses for the juju

It's practically impossible to eat what was made by you or people you trust...someway somehow you must eat out.

What about your birthday cake maker.

This is hogwash talk

The only thing you should be worried about is being poisoned deliberately.

Chinese are eating cockroaches, millipedes, people drink their urine, some men now crave and lick female period flows, some people eat feaces...each to his own

It's now a crazier and messier world.

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Re: Fetish Things Foodsellers Do.. by mariahAngel(f): 7:59pm On Jun 17, 2021
[quote author=Ikillbrokehoes post=102825915][/quote]

Rex, no dey mumu yourself!

...and no quote me again if you no want make God punish you!
Re: Fetish Things Foodsellers Do.. by Nobody: 8:09pm On Jun 17, 2021
Wittyduchess:
In a country where people believe human parts can bring money , because we are not superstitious does that mean we should not becareful for our lives? Does you not being superstitious save you from ritualists?


So also a person belives using mortuary water to cook can bring her customers,even if you don't believe it,does that mean you should eat the food?

Make una dey use sense dey talk sometimes.That you don't believe in such things doesn't invalidate the fact that the activities of the one who believes it can harm you.

Leave him

Until he chop food wey those Iya Shakira wash their bumbum inside the water wey them use cook

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Re: Fetish Things Foodsellers Do.. by Ikillbrokehoes(m): 8:10pm On Jun 17, 2021
mariahAngel:


[s]Rex, no dey mumu yourself!

...and no quote me again if you no want make God punish you![/s]
So I'm not icejayy again? I'm now rex abi? confused goat

I kill broke hoes will forever be your Nightmare sha.
cheesy
Re: Fetish Things Foodsellers Do.. by NiklauseFred(m): 8:17pm On Jun 17, 2021
sonnie10:
In the 80s, there used to be this very popular Calabar woman that sells food only at night. She was so popular that only rich guys would access her food. Customers line would extend from the house to the road and wait time was like 1hour plus. Her food was very tasty and rich, stew, rice, fried plantain, bean, moi moi , she knew how to make them come out really good.
People would sometimes even fight when she bypasses the line to serve bigger boys with cash. But eventually, rumor of her supposed secret creeped in and the whole town was enraged. Her business did not survive it as mere thinking about what they accused her of would make one throw up any food from there.


What I have noticed about food business, If you cook well people will patronize you. Even here in the US, every other fast food would have scanty customers but when you go to WHATABUGER the line is always packed with extended wait time to place orders. Their food is good and unique kind of.

You don use style now hint us say you dey US cheesy

Chai! Ihe nka owu rice?

Re: Fetish Things Foodsellers Do.. by Gbest90(m): 8:17pm On Jun 17, 2021
Angelfrost:
I am not religious [b](Quit religion over a decade ago), [/b]hence I'm not given to superstitions. So, these stories come off to me as very idiotic and backward.

The only reason I avoid most Nigerian eateries (Including fast food outlets) is because of their poor or even lack of basic hygiene... I have had near death experiences from ingesting dangerous micro-organisms from these poorly regulated restaurants.

A country of Nigeria's level ought to have health and food inspectors at federal, state and local government levels monitoring and investigating all eateries at least weekly... There ought to be weekly inspection of premises and cooking ingredients. The visits should be impromptu also.
Facts.

But then @ bolded. You mean you don't go to Church?
Re: Fetish Things Foodsellers Do.. by mariahAngel(f): 8:22pm On Jun 17, 2021
Ikillbrokehoes:
So I'm not icejayy again? I'm now rex abi? confused goat

I kill broke hoes will forever be your Nightmare sha.
cheesy

Hehehehehehehehehehehe grin

You know Rex, on this platform, I can dare say I don't hate anyone (including the stalkers, the gossips, troublemakers..) but with you, I can confidently use the word. cheesy

I warn you for the LAST TIME! STAY. AWAY. FROM. ME. OR. SUFFER. THE. CONSEQUENCES!
I. AM. NOT. TO. BE. MESSED. WITH!


Trust me! You don't know what nightmare means!

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Re: Fetish Things Foodsellers Do.. by faceland: 8:22pm On Jun 17, 2021
Tokskob2008:
Eating at local bukas can be dangerous most times. When you see grown adults queuing up with plates in their hands just to buy food from a particular buka just know there's something else involved grin

I go to a busy buka because they are cooking on the spot and it's fresh food (hot and less likely to have what would make me vomit).

Prefer she pretend to be a Christian and slightly educated. Sometimes they line up because it is cheap and the cook has connection to farmers who brings straight to her cheaply. Just pray not to eat at someone with connection to mortuary.
Re: Fetish Things Foodsellers Do.. by faceland: 8:27pm On Jun 17, 2021
sonnie10:
In the 80s, there used to be this very popular Calabar woman that sells food only at night. She was so popular that only rich guys would access her food. Customers line would extend from the house to the road and wait time was like 1hour plus. Her food was very tasty and rich, stew, rice, fried plantain, bean, moi moi , she knew how to make them come out really good.
People would sometimes even fight when she bypasses the line to serve bigger boys with cash. But eventually, rumor of her supposed secret creeped in and the whole town was enraged. Her business did not survive it as mere thinking about what they accused her of would make one throw up any food from there.


What I have noticed about food business, If you cook well people will patronize you. Even here in the US, every other fast food would have scanty customers but when you go to WHATABUGER the line is always packed with extended wait time to place orders. Their food is good and unique kind of.

When I was in the university, we eat "mama put" at night. It is cheap and it is food. Nothing else. We don't know where they come from or go, but know that between 7pm and 11pm you can fill your stomach with like 300 (I am taking plantain, meat, egg, every every). I think they are the wives of some of the private security the school hired and those women where making their husbands salary nightly because the campus is restricted.

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Re: Fetish Things Foodsellers Do.. by Ikillbrokehoes(m): 8:30pm On Jun 17, 2021
mariahAngel:


Hehehehehehehehehehehe grin

You know Rex, on this platform, I can say I don't hate anyone, but with you, I can confidently use the word. cheesy

I warn you for the LAST TIME; STAY. AWAY. FROM. ME. OR. SUFFER. THE. CONSEQUENCES!
I. AM. NOT. TO. BE. MESSED. WITH!

Trust me! You don't know what nightmare means!
Do you know how much I hate you too? I wish I can just see you and beat sh*t outta you, I just wish!

btw, have you forgotten how I dealt with you the other time? if not because Jason is my guy, I would have showed you pepper that day, your ass got saved, but I'm not sure you will get saved again this time around and don't you ever mistake me for someone else, maybe you need to start eating good food for your brain to function well, not those burnt plantain and beans you eat.
cheesycheesycheesy

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Re: Fetish Things Foodsellers Do.. by mariahAngel(f): 8:36pm On Jun 17, 2021
Ikillbrokehoes:
Do you know how much I hate you too? I wish I can just see you and beat sh*t outta you, I just wish!

btw, have you forgotten how I dealt with you the other time? if not because Jason is my guy, I would have showed you pepper that day, your ass got saved, but I'm not sure you will get saved again this time around and don't you ever mistake me for someone else, maybe you need to start eating good food for your brain to function well, not those burnt plantain and beans you eat.
cheesycheesycheesy

Ok!

I quote these your words as evidence against you! And as long as these words are yours, you shall get what's coming to you! Or I am not whose I am! cheesy

Mark my words!

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Re: Fetish Things Foodsellers Do.. by peppermint7(m): 8:36pm On Jun 17, 2021
mariahAngel:


Sheybi na person wey chop bellefull go get power for violence?
Guy! Chop bellefull first make you no go kpai on top person head!
No be you a de follow talk na.
But sha dem no de beg shit to smell. So smell on ma’am.
Re: Fetish Things Foodsellers Do.. by Tonyx5(m): 8:36pm On Jun 17, 2021
ednut1:
Nigerians are just too stupid and superstitious
Yo Papa left yansh
Re: Fetish Things Foodsellers Do.. by Blackdisciple(m): 8:37pm On Jun 17, 2021
Tokskob2008:
Eating at local bukas can be dangerous most times. When you see grown adults queuing up with plates in their hands just to buy food from a particular buka just know there's something else involved grin

Some will even be washing the plate they want to use by their selves
Re: Fetish Things Foodsellers Do.. by mariahAngel(f): 8:39pm On Jun 17, 2021
peppermint7:

No be you a de follow talk na.
But sha dem no de beg shit to smell. So smell on ma’am.

Make I just pity you and warn you to stay away from me... so you don't become unfortunate.

Seriously guy!

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Re: Fetish Things Foodsellers Do.. by Enn214(m): 8:45pm On Jun 17, 2021
Some of them go even use synagogue & cele water cook cheesy

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Re: Fetish Things Foodsellers Do.. by JustcallmeFavou(f): 8:45pm On Jun 17, 2021
I remember years back. Before I gained admission into the University, there used to be this popular Amala joint around where I worked. I noticed that whenever I entered the canteen to buy food for my boss, thick darkness beclouds my vision, I will need few minutes to be stable. It happened twice, then I didn't quite understand why,until much later. At the time, you'd see men in jeeps, coming with coolers to buy Amala, and goat meat. I am glad my boss travelled shortly after, hence I stopped going there.

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Re: Fetish Things Foodsellers Do.. by Ikillbrokehoes(m): 8:47pm On Jun 17, 2021
mariahAngel:


Ok!

I quote these your words as evidence against you! And as long as these words are yours, you shall get what's coming to you! Or I am not whose I am! cheesy

Mark my words!
You can never be a threat to me, but I am to you.
I'm your Nightmare, remember? and I got your medicine too; so you know what you will get when you mess with me
grin
Re: Fetish Things Foodsellers Do.. by Pyhonist: 8:49pm On Jun 17, 2021
There is no need to argue on this thread...but as an African, if you don't believe in diabolical things or juju...mehn you're very very stupid.

Some food sellers may have gone diabolical to attract more customers, while some food vendors are just too good to ignore.

If you see a food vendor that knows how to use palm oil and locust beans to prepare perfect sauce for rice, even if she sells one spoon of her rice for N500, you will borrow money to buy her food if you're broke.

Point of it all, some are good and some are diabolical...if you like go and get your juju from hell, my taste bud determines which vendor I patronize.

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