There was this food seller back in my university days, her food was very delicious, but no matter how you eat it, you'll be hungry after like one hour,,people started spreading rumours that she was cooking with male sperm,,,but we still de chow am wella.

Ikillbrokehoes:
[font=georgia][i]You can never be a threat to me,

You wanna to bet?
Your matter has already been settled! Since I warned you and you refused to listen.

Sooner than later you'll begin to question yourself whether what's happening to you has anything to do with these your actions.

mariahAngel:


[s]You wanna to bet?
Your matter has already been settled! Since I warned you and you refused to listen.

Sooner than later you'll begin to question yourself whether what's happening to you has anything to do with these your actions.[/s]

Tarhhh gerrout! even if nah witch you be, you will never see me, you will never succeed, any evil thing you plan will go back to you in million folds.

I got my eyes on you still, I go surely treat your f-up, I assure you of that

Ikillbrokehoes:
Tarhhh gerrout! even if nah witch you be, you will never see me, you will never succeed, any evil thing you plan will go back to you in million folds.

I got my eyes on you still, I go surely treat your f-up, I assure you of that

Hahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
He's scared! He's so damn scared like the coward that he is!
That is exactly how you should be! Scared!

NiklauseFred:


You don use style now hint us say you dey US

Chai! Ihe nka owu rice?

O bum si ka eze mmu 'm?

mariahAngel:


Make I just pity you and warn you to stay away from me... so you don't become unfortunate.

Seriously guy!

My friend getat
Mama unfortunate

Who cares? Only if u believe this shaaat.

therajah:

Thank you!! After buying 100 naira rice with 2 ponmo, how will hunger not return after 2hrs??

Lol

Those stories are mostly false and sometimes cooked up by jealous people to ruin other people's business. If your food is good people will queue to patronize you.

BuyAndSellStuff:
But if you're taken to Kilimanjaro or The Place, you go run go dress up abi? Why you nor reject am?

As long as the food will be heated all those 'wash put' na fake abeg.

Chop.

Don't mind them, but nobody is ever saying anything about those nice eateries where some of them do experience low patronage in most cases...

Slynation:

Don't mind them, but nobody is ever saying anything about those nice eateries where some of them do experience low patronage in most cases...

If you see where food is being prepared @ those eateries, you go run.

Glamouzpeter:
I know a woman who uses lime Stone to make Garri so that even if she put 10 cups, it will be like 15

Is it edible ?

Lol...
Nigerian juju, cannot make one bad leader go away, but can make all the patrons of a restaurant hungry. Is it not wonderfully fantabulous!!!

peppermint7:

Mama rest.
Your odor de touch me for here

This kain odour wey dey touch body sef

BarrElChapo:


This kain odour wey dey touch body sef

E choke my man

Ikillbrokehoes:
Tarhhh gerrout! even if nah witch you be, you will never see me, you will never succeed, any evil thing you plan will go back to you in million folds.

I got my eyes on you still, I go surely treat your f-up, I assure you of that

Fear fear

BuyAndSellStuff:


If you see where food is being prepared @ those eateries, you go run.

It's well in this country las las....

Wetin concern me. If they like they should put whatever they like in the food, me I will eat it and move on. Na to chop bellefull dey important

I don't think this fetish thing is common in a big restaurant, that is why I prefer to eat in those well know restaurants

chrisvic007:
In this part of the world, most of these food vendors (bukataria) are very diabolical. This is the reason I don't eat outside.

The only thing I eat when outside are things like Gala, meatpie/fish pie etc when I'm really hungry.

Let me now shock you, there's one particular meat pie vendor that I patronize in my school


Normally ayam a very economical person, other people sell their meat pie for 100/120(same size) or 150 for a bigger size


This woman own is 120 and I never stop buying it almost everyday; sometimes I'll buy 3 in a day

There was a day that I did not hold cash to school because I was trying to avoid spending (Local man did transfer that day)

Something happened that made me run low on cash so i stopped patronizing her since the past 2 weeks

She keeps asking me why And I'll say I'm okay for today


I shock when she told me to comman collect one free mint pie (She said she has told the person doing the meat pie about me and the person asked her to dash me one)


It was after I finish eating it that I started craving another one; that's when I reasoned why she would dash me one

Maybe it's just a kind gesture or maybe there's something about the mint pie


Because normally I no be the kain person wey go dey abandon 100 meat pie for 120 own(I dey craze?)

CSTRR:
Some people can spend N400-600 transport just to buy Amala at a particular Amala spot.

My mom used to have a politician friend who visited us many years ago and claimed he was craving for Amala, then he says he was going to take us to one Amala joint to eat


Oga started driving and driving, like play like play we left Lagos and entered ogun state because of Amala


We later drop at one buka in ota and he spent not less than 10k there on Amala and egufe.


He says it's the best

I just dey shake my head (But I was not exposed to dem diabolical means of drawing customer's back then)

southniyikaye:

So some people came around my place and it was a topic for discussion...

I was told most of them use broom to wash their pot before and after cooking.
Some use the water they used while bathing to cook..


So many things were discussed so, have you had any of such experience or experiences before or na just dem say dem say?

I don't usually buy food outside and I rarely eat food that is not cooked by me

Want to share my story from about 10 years ago, one of the things I love to eat is Akara love mixing it with puff puff sometimes (I am weird like that)

There are two Akara seller in my environment and I tend to patronise them equally


After a while I got to notice that whenever I eat the Yoruba woman own, the right part of my teeth use to ache me

At first I thought it was a normal something until when the other Akara seller did not make Akara for some days because she was ill

I became confused because we usually make Akara in my house and I usually go outside my area to buy Akara, none of them use to give me temporary tooth ache

Mumu me told the woman about how her Akara usually make me feel and she somehow became angry and told me to stop patronizing her if I don't like her Akara

God will sha be helping us in this unknown Armed kountry!

Trashy [s]

Tokskob2008:
Eating at local bukas can be dangerous most times. When you see grown adults queuing up with plates in their hands just to buy food from a particular buka just know there's something else involved

[/s]

No iota of sense in this comment of yours [s]

BOOZELEE:
A Yoruba food seller is more likely to use juju..I don't know why.Especially those amala Sellers


Na God dey save person

[/s]

Tokskob2008:
Eating at local bukas can be dangerous most times. When you see grown adults queuing up with plates in their hands just to buy food from a particular buka just know there's something else involved

Come cook for me na

mariahAngel:



Hahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
He's scared! He's so damn scared like the coward that he is!
That is exactly how you should be! Scared!

Lol Keep deceiving yourself you hear? We all know who the real coward his, you know how I dealt with you the other time, so don't f*cking try me, I will forever be your nightmare

I stopped eating outside
not quite long
infact any food
I don't prepare I don't eat this days

kelvinrhs:



Let me now shock you, there's one particular meat pie vendor that I patronize in my school


Normally ayam a very economical person, other people sell their meat pie for 100/120(same size) or 150 for a bigger size


This woman own is 120 and I never stop buying it almost everyday; sometimes I'll buy 3 in a day

There was a day that I did not hold cash to school because I was trying to avoid spending (Local man did transfer that day)

Something happened that made me run low on cash so i stopped patronizing her since the past 2 weeks

She keeps asking me why And I'll say I'm okay for today


I shock when she told me to comman collect one free mint pie (She said she has told the person doing the meat pie about me and the person asked her to dash me one)


It was after I finish eating it that I started craving another one; that's when I reasoned why she would dash me one

Maybe it's just a kind gesture or maybe there's something about the mint pie


Because normally I no be the kain person wey go dey abandon 100 meat pie for 120 own(I dey craze?)

Ol boi, dis one weak me o. Like say the woman use dat mini pie renew wetin she don dey do you since. Haaa!

Ikillbrokehoes:
Lol Keep deceiving yourself you hear? We all know who the real coward his, you know how I dealt with you the other time, so don't f*cking try me, I will forever be your nightmare

Bro, abeg leave my baby girl Mariahangel.

Iya Oyo in Abuja lol

Tokskob2008:
Eating at local bukas can be dangerous most times. When you see grown adults queuing up with plates in their hands just to buy food from a particular buka just know there's something else involved

Kriss216:

Bro, abeg leave my baby girl Mariahangel.

The girl done get on my nerves, make you better talk to her because I go fit use slap Finish her

I remember the story of Alhaja around Jaleyemi in Osogbo. The Bukka is no more running based on discovery