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Toyota Corolla Drivers And Road Madness by Kewtt: 4:23pm On Jun 22, 2021
Who can explain the exhuberance of this class of people on the Nigerian roads?
Why do they drive that crappy box like it's a BMW Nissan GTR or an AMG

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Re: Toyota Corolla Drivers And Road Madness by Elsueno: 5:04pm On Jun 22, 2021
Corrola owners are some of the most reckless drivers in Nigeria, They are always trying to overtake everything. When everybody dey drive with sense, u go see them speeding like say armed robbers dey chase them to collect the car grin

I ain't lying, just observe the road & u will see it

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Re: Toyota Corolla Drivers And Road Madness by Dtruthspeaker: 5:13pm On Jun 22, 2021
The Toyota is quite light, so when you press am small, na run e go do dey deceive person say e be jet!

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Re: Toyota Corolla Drivers And Road Madness by Gravatar: 5:19pm On Jun 22, 2021
Lol, the usual suspects have assembled for another 15 page long thread filled with silly, inaccurate and made up stories.

We already have 2 posters representing different brands and who suffer from gross inferiority complex.

Elsueno:
Corrola owners are some of the most reckless drivers in Nigeria, They are always trying to overtake everything. When everybody dey drive with sense, u go see them speeding like say armed robbers dey chase them to collect the car grin

I ain't lying, just observe the road & u will see it

This one represents Peugeot, one of the most fickle and pointless auto brands in existence.

Kewtt:
Who can explain the exhuberance of this class of people on the Nigerian roads?
Why do they drive that crappy box like it's a BMW Nissan GTR or an AMG

This one represents Mercedes Benz, but with a twist. He drives a beat up, jalopy 2001 E320. He is a typical example of a "Benz or Nothing" noisemaker.

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Re: Toyota Corolla Drivers And Road Madness by Gravatar: 5:20pm On Jun 22, 2021
Dtruthspeaker:
The Toyota is quite light, so when you press am small, na run e go do dey deceive person say e be jet!

This one... lipsrsealed

He owns a very unique model. Rare picture attached below

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Re: Toyota Corolla Drivers And Road Madness by Dtruthspeaker: 5:23pm On Jun 22, 2021
Gravatar:


This one... lipsrsealed

He owns a very unique model. Rare picture attached below

grin grin oh, there is no road that vehicle can not go! Water, mud, sand, mountain.
Traffic does not normally catch it
The True All Terrain Vehicle indeed. grin

But it however has high maintenance Sha oh! grin

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Re: Toyota Corolla Drivers And Road Madness by mejai(m): 5:25pm On Jun 22, 2021
@Gravatar.... Biko grin.

But the Corolla steering handlers no dey gree o.
0-60km.... E no follow
100-200km..e no follow
200- the gods are angry.... E no still follow.

Yet, jet fighters no fit over take them for air sef.

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Re: Toyota Corolla Drivers And Road Madness by mejai(m): 5:27pm On Jun 22, 2021
Dtruthspeaker:


grin grin oh, there is no road that vehicle can not go! Water, mud, sand, mountain.
Traffic does not normally catch it
The True All Terrain Vehicle indeed. grin

But it however has high maintenance Sha oh! grin
But the Corolla go still waste u for speed o.

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Re: Toyota Corolla Drivers And Road Madness by Gravatar: 5:28pm On Jun 22, 2021
This one has had beef with Toyota for a long time. It has started to affect his reasoning and judgement.

That's why he's claiming that Peugeot and Toyota have the same reliability levels.

Second vaccine post included to show the sort of person that poster is. If you asked him, he would tell you how Bill Gates put chips inside the Vaccine and it would make you eat grass forever.

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Re: Toyota Corolla Drivers And Road Madness by Gravatar: 5:30pm On Jun 22, 2021
Oh here we go.

This explains a lot.

Someone that would proudly describe himself as a "Leech", is not someone whose opinions on anything should be taken seriously

Re: Toyota Corolla Drivers And Road Madness by Gravatar: 5:35pm On Jun 22, 2021
Waiting for the following honorable representatives to arrive:

"Honda is better than Toyota"

"Benz for life"

"Benz (Make) is better than Corolla (model)"

BMW (if they still have money for data, after sinking their accounts with repairs)

Volvo (If they realize we're no longer in 1998)

Acura

This list is long.

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Re: Toyota Corolla Drivers And Road Madness by Dtruthspeaker: 5:37pm On Jun 22, 2021
mejai:

But the Corolla go still waste u for speed o.

grin Haba now! Even new Keke, I no go catch! grin
Re: Toyota Corolla Drivers And Road Madness by Dtruthspeaker: 5:39pm On Jun 22, 2021
Gravatar:
Waiting for the following honorable representatives to arrive:

"Honda is better than Toyota"

"Benz for life"

"Benz (Make) is better than Corolla (model)"

BMW (if they still have money for data, after sinking their accounts with repairs)

Volvo (If they realize we're no longer in 1998)

Acura

This list is long.

Make I chook my Chrysler for there now!
grin i don hide!

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Re: Toyota Corolla Drivers And Road Madness by AstroG: 5:50pm On Jun 22, 2021
Gravatar:
Waiting for the following honorable representatives to arrive:

"Honda is better than Toyota"

"Benz for life"

"Benz (Make) is better than Corolla (model)"

BMW (if they still have money for data, after sinking their accounts with repairs)

Volvo (If they realize we're no longer in 1998)

Acura

This list is long.


So what are you trying to imply,that crappy Toyota is better than the cars u listed above undecided?

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Re: Toyota Corolla Drivers And Road Madness by Elsueno: 5:50pm On Jun 22, 2021
Gravatar:
Lol, the usual suspects have assembled for another 15 page long thread filled with silly, inaccurate and made up stories.

We already have 2 posters representing different brands and who suffer from gross inferiority complex.



This one represents Peugeot, one of the most fickle and pointless auto brands in existence.




Bros, u haven't introduce urself yet....But I am sure it's team corrola grin grin . By the way...did u just went through my posts grin.

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Re: Toyota Corolla Drivers And Road Madness by AstroG: 5:52pm On Jun 22, 2021
That toyota corolla brands are one hell of overhyped piece of shit,low ground clearance and wack interior cry

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Re: Toyota Corolla Drivers And Road Madness by collele(m): 5:55pm On Jun 22, 2021
Gravatar:


This one... lipsrsealed

He owns a very unique model. Rare picture attached below

cheesy cheesy grin
Re: Toyota Corolla Drivers And Road Madness by mejai(m): 5:55pm On Jun 22, 2021
AstroG:
That toyota corolla brands are one hell of overhyped piece of shit,low ground clearance and wack interior cry
Na their speed we they talk about. abi u never meet them on highway or 3rd mainland bridge?

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Re: Toyota Corolla Drivers And Road Madness by AstroG: 5:58pm On Jun 22, 2021
mejai:

Na their speed we they talk about. abi u never meet them on highway or 3rd mainland brigde?


I don't stay at Lagos,but I do meet them on highways

There was a time( dah was last month),,was going to abakiliki from Enugu with my M35 ,one corolla like that just over took me,ah laughed and switched to sports mode. And the rest was history


I think the corolla was either 2008 or 2009( those one's with venza Engine)

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Re: Toyota Corolla Drivers And Road Madness by Ogbunigwe2018: 6:03pm On Jun 22, 2021
Since I moved to lagos, I have noticed them drive like demons.
Another observation is, majority are e-hailing cabs. Perhaps they are racing to complete one trip and move on to another. lipsrsealed

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Re: Toyota Corolla Drivers And Road Madness by OfficialDJ: 6:38pm On Jun 22, 2021
grin grin
Gravatar:


This one... lipsrsealed

He owns a very unique model. Rare picture attached below
how many miles does he have to trek before oil change grin
Re: Toyota Corolla Drivers And Road Madness by Kewtt: 7:46pm On Jun 22, 2021
Ogbunigwe2018:
Since I moved to lagos, I have noticed them drive like demons.
Another observation is, majority are e-hailing cabs. Perhaps they are racing to complete one trip and move on to another. lipsrsealed
There's a sense that they've arrived the way they drive those shit boxes

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Re: Toyota Corolla Drivers And Road Madness by Kewtt: 7:47pm On Jun 22, 2021
AstroG:



I don't stay at Lagos,but I do meet them on highways

There was a time( dah was last month),,was going to abakiliki from Enugu with my M35 ,one corolla like that just over took me,ah laughed and switched to sports mode. And the rest was history


I think the corolla was either 2008 or 2009( those one's with venza Engine)
Imagine the effrontery
Re: Toyota Corolla Drivers And Road Madness by Kewtt: 7:48pm On Jun 22, 2021
mejai:

But the Corolla go still waste u for speed o.
It has no speed.
Re: Toyota Corolla Drivers And Road Madness by AstroG: 7:55pm On Jun 22, 2021
mejai:

But the Corolla go still waste u for speed o.



Which kind rubbish speed undecided,if not for the so called fuel efficiency, corolla should not be listed among cars

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Re: Toyota Corolla Drivers And Road Madness by Grupo(m): 8:23pm On Jun 22, 2021
This is about the tenth topic I have seen on nairaland whining about Corolla drivers.

At this point, I can only arrive at one conclusion, those creating these topics are suffering from a certain undiagnosed disorder.

Could be Corolla derangement syndrome. A severe and strange disorder that makes people whine continuously over things that shouldn't bother them naturally.

Okay, you drive a benz, Volkswagen, Lexus. We get it. Why not create topics about how amazing and fast your car is?

For you to leave creating topics about your own car and do it for cars driven by others only means one thing.

You are suffering from a strange disorder. And you may need serious medical attention almost immediately before the situation gets out of hand.

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Re: Toyota Corolla Drivers And Road Madness by mejai(m): 8:41pm On Jun 22, 2021
Grupo:
This is about the tenth topic I have seen on nairaland whining about Corolla drivers.

At this point, I can only arrive at one conclusion, those creating these topics are suffering from a certain undiagnosed disorder.

Could be Corolla derangement syndrome. A severe and strange disorder that makes people whine continuously over things that shouldn't bother them naturally.

Okay, you drive a benz, Volkswagen, Lexus. We get it. Why not create topics about how amazing and fast your car is?

For you to leave creating topics about your own car and do it for cars driven by others only means one thing.

You are suffering from a strange disorder. And you may need serious medical attention almost immediately before the situation gets out of hand.
grin grin
The funny thing, even me wey dey ride Corolla 09 then, no say those 2003-2008, they worry for road. The other tym, I was driving to eko, na that model range disturb for sagamu o (I don reach lag o).
On my way back, I entered sienna they come back, na the same model range dey fire like Porsche dey harass cars.

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Re: Toyota Corolla Drivers And Road Madness by Alvin007: 8:47pm On Jun 22, 2021
There are a lotta reckless drivers around. The only reason you feel this particular kinda driving rage is limited to corolla drivers, is as a result of the fact that Toyota Corolla remains one of the most common vehicles in the southern part of Nigeria.

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Re: Toyota Corolla Drivers And Road Madness by Gravatar: 9:21pm On Jun 22, 2021
AstroG:




Which kind rubbish speed undecided,if not for the so called fuel efficiency, corolla should be listed among cars

They say the loudest voice in the room is usually the one with very little sense or substance to offer. In your case that saying rings very true, because you drive a Camry which going by your posts, is quite unhealthy.

You drive a Camry, and you're mocking people who drive Corollas, ask yourself what the difference is between you and those people.

Both vehicles are economy japmobiles, and their similarities are far more than their differences.

Your case is very unique and unfortunate, I left people like you out of my earlier list of representatives.

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Re: Toyota Corolla Drivers And Road Madness by Gravatar: 9:23pm On Jun 22, 2021
Grupo:
This is about the tenth topic I have seen on nairaland whining about Corolla drivers.

At this point, I can only arrive at one conclusion, those creating these topics are suffering from a certain undiagnosed disorder.

Could be Corolla derangement syndrome. A severe and strange disorder that makes people whine continuously over things that shouldn't bother them naturally.

Okay, you drive a benz, Volkswagen, Lexus. We get it. Why not create topics about how amazing and fast your car is?

For you to leave creating topics about your own car and do it for cars driven by others only means one thing.

You are suffering from a strange disorder. And you may need serious medical attention almost immediately before the situation gets out of hand.

I have one patient above who needs urgent medical care for this novel diagnosis. Please assist him.

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Re: Toyota Corolla Drivers And Road Madness by AstroG: 9:29pm On Jun 22, 2021
Gravatar:


They say the loudest voice in the room is usually the one with very little sense or substance to offer. In your case that saying rings very true, because you drive a Camry which going by your posts, is quite unhealthy.

You drive a Camry, and you're mocking people who drive Corollas, ask yourself what the difference is between you and those people.

Both vehicles are economy japmobiles, and their similarities are far more than their differences.

Your case is very unique and unfortunate, I left people like you out of my earlier list of representatives.


You just decided to screenshot and post only one,why not post all na. Is it because I said I drive Camry

Lemme burst ur bubbles,I have 2013 Camry,2009 Infiniti M35 and 2009 Nissan Maxima.

I only use the Camry for my day to day activities.

Am not a toyota fan, So STFU

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Re: Toyota Corolla Drivers And Road Madness by FantasticJ: 10:48pm On Jun 22, 2021
AstroG:



I don't stay at Lagos,but I do meet them on highways

There was a time( dah was last month),,was going to abakiliki from Enugu with my M35 ,one corolla like that just over took me,ah laughed and switched to sports mode. And the rest was history


I think the corolla was either 2008 or 2009( those one's with venza Engine)

No Corolla with Venza engine oooooo

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