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This legit happened today.

I was walking with a boy today and I saw an aunt I used to know when I was a still a child and here's our conversation

Aunt: Ah! Ah! Siofra is that you?

Me: Yes Aunty. (As the good girl I am I avoided making snide remarks)

Aunt: Ah Ah Siofra you that I used to wash your poo poo nyash (she legit said poo poo nyash) when you were small

Me: *in my mind* Aunty please na, you don't have to do this now.

Aunt: Siofra that used to eat anyhow and poo anyhow
(You guys at this point I almost started crying )
Eyah! See as you don big finish!

God! If looks could kill!

I mean I appreciate the fact that you cleaned my butt when I was younger but you don't have to shout it on the highway.

I literally can't even....

Me that was forming like I don't used to fart for this boy then this woman just came and embarrassed me like that

And the mumu boy was there laughing

Seriously if you're an adult that does this please I beg you, stop it, it's so cringe.

Pooshit

No, we can't stop it ooooo. Never, big Uncles and Aunties did it to us, we too must take revenge on you younger ones

And.. what's wrong in it?

What's the forming for? If any guy you're trying to make believe that you don't fart actually believes you, then he's not intelligent because he should know every living being fart and should fart.

As for the aunty, she did no wrong. It's a normal thing you should have just laughed off. It's simply a way of saying you're now a big girl.

I will never feel embarrassed if anyone does that to me.

CharisEleos:
And.. what's wrong in it?

What's the forming for? Any guy you're trying to make believe that you don't fart actually believes you, then he's not intelligent because he should know every living being fart and should fart.

As for the aunty, she did no wrong. It's a normal thing you should have just laughed off. It's just a way of saying you're now a big girl.

I will never feel embarrassed if anyone does that to me.

You be better person. This post tells us how some people worry and pick faults over petty things.

Op should be 18yrs.

CharisEleos:
And.. what's wrong in it?

What's the forming for? If any guy you're trying to make believe that you don't fart actually believes you, then he's not intelligent because he should know every living being fart and should fart.

As for the aunty, she did no wrong. It's a normal thing you should have just laughed off. It's simply a way of saying you're now a big girl.

I will never feel embarrassed if anyone does that to me.

No it's not normal.
I'm not comfortable with it.

dingbang:
Op should be 18yrs.

I'm 21

This is something one should laugh over. I don't get riled by it, rather l laugh and reply "the young have grown".

siofra:
I'm 21

still young. Can you feed yourself a year without depending on anyone?

dingbang:
still young. Can you feed yourself a year without depending on anyone?

Yes I can.

jahsharon:
No, we can't stop it ooooo. Never, big Uncles and Aunties did it to us, we too must take revenge on you younger ones

You understand!!!

There's a sense of accomplishment seeing a toddler you used to cater to turn into an adult, I used to be pained like the OP until I understood the circle of "me self go reach do person".

CharisEleos:
And.. what's wrong in it?

What's the forming for? If any guy you're trying to make believe that you don't fart actually believes you, then he's not intelligent because he should know every living being fart and should fart.

As for the aunty, she did no wrong. It's a normal thing you should have just laughed off. It's simply a way of saying you're now a big girl.

I will never feel embarrassed if anyone does that to me.

It's actually unnecessary for the aunty to start mentioning all the pooing nonsense. The annoying ones are the ones who say "you have started growing breasts".

I sha don't do it publicly to my nephews and nieces.

siofra:
Yes I can.

words.

Richy4:
OP, If that little teasing will make you feel like crying obviously u have never lived in a boarding school or hostel before...

If that's just your only problem on what adults does, then u have no problem..... Have u ever seriously been scolded just for asking an adult "How are you"... I discovered in my community when I travelled wayback that how are you is an insult... and should not be used on adults

Wahala!!

I actually went to a boarding school though.