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What's Your Worse Squatting Experience? by GeneralKoko(m): 11:30am On Sep 10, 2021
Good day Nairalanders!

Have you ever squatted someone in your house, hostel or office??
What is your worse experience?


I'll share mine first .

I stayed in hostel in level 100 in University. My initial plan was to stay alone as I knew nothing about squatting. But as God may have it , I didn't squat 1 person . Not 2 but three. Can you imagine
Three persons in one bed space in a hostel?

It was a really terrible experience. Our corner was extremely dirty always. My bed was filthy . Sometimes you'd have to wait for someone to wake up before you sleep . It was really horrible. The room was always smelling and worse of, two out of the three I squatted were thieves!!!

What can be more frustrating than that??

You go class , before you return them don use your milk sip Garri or open your box use your perfume . This tragedy reached the climax and I swore never to squat anyone in my life .

I've left the hostel and I now stay alone in peace. Nothing feels better than staying alone .
That's my story


You have some to share


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Thanks!

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Re: What's Your Worse Squatting Experience? by Hezzyluv: 11:31am On Sep 10, 2021
My own house and my own food stuffs ooo
This guy will finish his lectures before me, comes back home and refuse to cook. Funny enough, "hungry dey wire the guy" Not that he doesn't know how to cook ooo. Untill I come back from school cook by myself before we eat, So annoying.
Re: What's Your Worse Squatting Experience? by Goldbw122(m): 11:33am On Sep 10, 2021
That is how it is oo

Re: What's Your Worse Squatting Experience? by Nobody: 11:35am On Sep 10, 2021
Waiting for others to share their experience

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Re: What's Your Worse Squatting Experience? by Vinnie2000(m): 9:32pm On Sep 10, 2021
OP
As in, as a Squatter or You accommodating a stranded person (Squatter)?

Well, during my early 100Level at Delsu, Abraka, squatted once or twice.. nothing much to Say

While during NYSC, I squatt one Guy when Sabi Fcvkk anything.. his PPA Students, small Indigene girls,etc. I Twale for d Guy..

Before I go my PPA comeback, my Guy don Bang one girl and spray Airfreshner full everywia.. cheesy cheesy
Dat Guy nah Johnny Sins brother!.. cool
Re: What's Your Worse Squatting Experience? by Sonnobax15(m): 9:55pm On Sep 10, 2021
grin
Was in ND2 then,so this Nigha of mine called me on the phone that he was homeless... Meanwhile I was still at home, because it was only the first week of resumption....So base on the kind paddy man wey I be,I gave him the key to my bunk...And I even lent him some money which he had refused to pay me all these while...

A week later,my caretaker called me on the phone to report my nigha to me,that girl's in my hostel had brought several reports of my guy before him....That he was always stalking the girls in my hostel....Plus many many other fvck up wey he don fvck up before...
Men,tho I vowed never to walk anyone out of my bunk but I had to make an exception here..Na once I kain my nigha man enter street full time...
Re: What's Your Worse Squatting Experience? by Cerebellum: 10:20pm On Sep 10, 2021
grin
Back then for Uni..Me A be confirm baba for girls o, I lived alone of course.
Had one gf, Amaka nah she be my main babe, girl will always cook do everything, her bro needed somewhere to stay for a week due to PU.... The boy nah confirm SU, dey disturb me with early momo devotion..A week felt like years..cudnt invite any of my girls cry

I danced for Sunday when he waka on Saturdaygrin
Re: What's Your Worse Squatting Experience? by AmgMakanaki(m): 10:33pm On Sep 10, 2021
Cerebellum:
grin
Back then for Uni..Me A be confirm baba for girls o, I lived alone of course.
Had one gf, Amaka nah she be my main babe, girl will always cook do everything, her bro needed somewhere to stay for a week due to PU.... The boy nah confirm SU, dey disturb me with early momo devotion..A week felt like years..cudnt invite any of my girls cry

I danced for Sunday when he waka on Saturday; D


HHahaha. Your dance go loud gonnn[right][/right] grin
Re: What's Your Worse Squatting Experience? by Cerebellum: 10:39pm On Sep 10, 2021
AmgMakanaki:



HHahaha. Your dance go loud gonnn[right][/right] grin

Them know say something happen for church

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