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*NEW Form Of Hawking- Nigerians Never Fail To Amaze Me! by ashybabs(op):
Bobs someone just made a quick 100 bucks off me...
And what seems to amaze me is i complied so seamlessly


Now! This is how it started

I went to gtb atm only to realise its not dispensing
We all know that gut feeling
However one random looking lad
Approached me and reaffirmed that indeed, its not dispensing cash
And in a split second, he brandished me his own portable P.O.S

I reacted i am doing cardlesss young man, still he was persistent..

He replied - You can do a transfer on the atm

I still wasnt so convinced, i am a skeptic!
I thought in my mind that it could be a scam and shared my doubt with him.

This manchie pointed at the security man the moment i raised the question, who in turn nodded in affirmation that he is legit.


Yo i gladly tipped that man 200 in total
(fee and commision) pay because this young man was bold, legit, and a fine touch of salesmanship from the young hustler, and most esp, he was solving my problem.

Believe me i know.

If e neva cast make una reason this na very coded hustle

..

if you dont know by now i am ashybabs a coordinator of several whatsapp communities including book club, free thinkers, angel investors for sme. Mention and i will send u an invite
Re: *NEW Form Of Hawking- Nigerians Never Fail To Amaze Me! by SEGLIZ: 5:59am On Sep 19, 2021
being street wise in the positive.

the street is there to teach both positive and negative.

be street wise.
Re: *NEW Form Of Hawking- Nigerians Never Fail To Amaze Me! by adefitim(m): 7:43am On Sep 19, 2021
If you want to make bake it
Re: *NEW Form Of Hawking- Nigerians Never Fail To Amaze Me! by Jamesbiodun(m): 12:43pm On Sep 19, 2021
The guy will come very early in the morning to withdraw most of the cash in the machine, when the machine is no more dispensing you have no option than to use his Pos, unless you can go to another bank ATM, the security man and the guy are making it hard for people
Re: *NEW Form Of Hawking- Nigerians Never Fail To Amaze Me! by Malawian(m): 12:54pm On Sep 19, 2021
ATM at alaba suru hardly dispense cash, opposite all of them, there are at least three POS operators. I think there is a correlation there
Re: *NEW Form Of Hawking- Nigerians Never Fail To Amaze Me! by DesChyko: 2:00pm On Sep 19, 2021
Well, at a popular 'resort' in Ajangbadi area, one of such POS shops was opened next to 5 ATMs operated by 2 banks.
Cashless ATMs isn't the only reason people patronize them. Sometimes, one wouldn't want to risk his/her bank card being swallowed by those notorious machines.
Re: *NEW Form Of Hawking- Nigerians Never Fail To Amaze Me! by majamajic(m): 2:02pm On Sep 19, 2021
Why not the young man open a kisok near the ATM stand
Re: *NEW Form Of Hawking- Nigerians Never Fail To Amaze Me! by ashybabs(op): 2:39pm On Sep 19, 2021
majamajic:
Why not the young man open a kisok near the ATM stand
At that location it is technicaly impossible
Re: *NEW Form Of Hawking- Nigerians Never Fail To Amaze Me! by Nobody: 2:58pm On Sep 19, 2021
majamajic:
Why not the young man open a kisok near the ATM stand
Irs risky as he will be an easy target for bad guys..
I think the idea of codedly hawking it is the best as he will only make himself visible to legit people and stay out of trouble.
Re: *NEW Form Of Hawking- Nigerians Never Fail To Amaze Me! by MrBachelor: 3:55pm On Sep 19, 2021
grin

Na tey hustle for this side nau. You go see boys beside club with POS.
Re: *NEW Form Of Hawking- Nigerians Never Fail To Amaze Me! by stanley000: 4:27pm On Sep 19, 2021
That's how i wanted to withdraw but the machine was dry them out of thin air I heard a thin sexy voice "pos here". Haaaa. But i never spotted any. As I turned around one fine slim sexy lady brought out her machine from her bag. I even left the whole change for her abeg naija too hard and she's not walking about with leg chains like the other so called "woke" ones
Re: *NEW Form Of Hawking- Nigerians Never Fail To Amaze Me! by AmuEbule: 4:55pm On Sep 19, 2021
grin
Re: *NEW Form Of Hawking- Nigerians Never Fail To Amaze Me! by Stone03: 5:23pm On Sep 19, 2021
majamajic:
Why not the young man open a kisok near the ATM stand
Gradual process, dearie
Re: *NEW Form Of Hawking- Nigerians Never Fail To Amaze Me! by Saintdan0421(m): 9:13pm On Sep 19, 2021
adefitim:
If you want to make bake it
else ur cake wouldn't taste good when you fake it.

Na all of we be motivational speakers too.
Re: *NEW Form Of Hawking- Nigerians Never Fail To Amaze Me! by Luckysbab: 11:01pm On Sep 19, 2021
ashybabs:
Bobs someone just made a quick 100 bucks off me...
And what seems to amaze me is i complied so seamlessly


Now! This is how it started

I went to gtb atm only to realise its not dispensing
We all know that gut feeling
However one random looking lad
Approached me and reaffirmed that indeed, its not dispensing cash
And in a split second, he brandished me his own portable P.O.S

I reacted i am doing cardlesss young man, still he was persistent..

He replied - You can do a transfer on the atm

I still wasnt so convinced, i am a skeptic!
I thought in my mind that it could be a scam and shared my doubt with him.

This manchie pointed at the security man the moment i raised the question, who in turn nodded in affirmation that he is legit.


Yo i gladly tipped that man 200 in total
(fee and commision) pay because this young man was bold, legit, and a fine touch of salesmanship from the young hustler, and most esp, he was solving my problem.

Believe me i know.

If e neva cast make una reason this na very coded hustle

..

if you dont know by now i am ashybabs a coordinator of several whatsapp communities including book club, free thinkers, angel investors for sme. Mention and i will send u an invite
Let's talk the angel investor thing
Re: *NEW Form Of Hawking- Nigerians Never Fail To Amaze Me! by philiancoop(m): 12:08am On Sep 20, 2021
ashybabs:
Bobs someone just made a quick 100 bucks off me...
And what seems to amaze me is i complied so seamlessly


Now! This is how it started

I went to gtb atm only to realise its not dispensing
We all know that gut feeling
However one random looking lad
Approached me and reaffirmed that indeed, its not dispensing cash
And in a split second, he brandished me his own portable P.O.S

I reacted i am doing cardlesss young man, still he was persistent..

He replied - You can do a transfer on the atm

I still wasnt so convinced, i am a skeptic!
I thought in my mind that it could be a scam and shared my doubt with him.

This manchie pointed at the security man the moment i raised the question, who in turn nodded in affirmation that he is legit.


Yo i gladly tipped that man 200 in total
(fee and commision) pay because this young man was bold, legit, and a fine touch of salesmanship from the young hustler, and most esp, he was solving my problem.

Believe me i know.

If e neva cast make una reason this na very coded hustle

..

if you dont know by now i am ashybabs a coordinator of several whatsapp communities including book club, free thinkers, angel investors for sme. Mention and i will send u an invite
send iv
Re: *NEW Form Of Hawking- Nigerians Never Fail To Amaze Me! by ashybabs(op): 1:02am On Sep 23, 2021
Luckysbab:
Let's talk the angel investor thing
leave your whatsapp number
Re: *NEW Form Of Hawking- Nigerians Never Fail To Amaze Me! by Luckysbab: 12:15pm On Sep 23, 2021
ashybabs:
leave your whatsapp number
+2348140922674
Re: *NEW Form Of Hawking- Nigerians Never Fail To Amaze Me! by Malawian(m): 9:33pm On Feb 17, 2022
Malawian:
ATM at alaba suru hardly dispense cash, opposite all of them, there are at least three POS operators. I think there is a correlation there
I just learned that it is even those POS operators that goes early in the morning and empty those ATMs, leaving everyone having to now go and patronize them.

Nigerians and our shaddy attitudes.
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