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Re: The Bosom Strangler by suffering: 7:00pm On Sep 19, 2021
UyaiIncomparabl:
gf
Victoria, stop this! Haba.
Re: The Bosom Strangler by Teespice(f): 7:47pm On Sep 19, 2021
Ishilove:
It is very easy for smaller busted women, unlike others with extra large cups. The bras are scarce, and even when you get good ones, they are very expensive.
Story of my life. I went bra shopping twice this year and the prices ehn....lord have mercy.

It is to maintain the ones I have well biko.
Re: The Bosom Strangler by Generalwoodz(m): 7:57pm On Sep 19, 2021
Akin spoiled the other one when you two had steamy sessions in the car, but refused to contribute his own quota in replacing what he spoiled.

When next he comes to reap where he didn't sow, of course he would definitely. Denie him entry and you must insist on him dropping 80% total cost of the new bra before you reopen the borders... He must learn his lessons.
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Re: The Bosom Strangler by Crieff(m): 8:05pm On Sep 19, 2021
Tedpgrass:
Doable but not that affordable!!!

Problems with side boobs, undercarriage spillage leading to yeast infections
And of course the back problems amidst posture concerns..


Musing....
Maybe a wrap-around with under-mammary supports may be useful..
Like the "eternal dress" model
But would need someone to help


What am I even saying sef.

.
Dude,

You're on to something. I see this in a becoming a huge, successful hit. Go ahead with it.
Re: The Bosom Strangler by Gfskw: 8:12pm On Sep 19, 2021
Hmmm
Re: The Bosom Strangler by Ishilove(op): 9:02pm On Sep 19, 2021
Teespice:
Story of my life. I went bra shopping twice this year and the prices ehn....lord have mercy.

It is to maintain the ones I have well biko.
Last year, Elomi cost between 16 to 17k. Only God knows how much it will cost now
Re: The Bosom Strangler by Ishilove(op): 9:18pm On Sep 19, 2021
placeofallure:
Very nicely written. It perfectly captures the struggle of the average plus size woman.

I agree big bossom women can't just wear anything they like. I am big, really big, but I like it. It's a bit of a stress to get bras. Many times, I see my size but the straps may not be strong enough to carry the heavy duty. I don't throw away any good straps, even if the cups are bad, cause it's not everyday you see good, strong straps.

I don't do ready-made shirts. My bust size is part of the reason why I got into the business of selling shirts. I sew my shirts and wear. You won't even know they're sewn. My watermelon and I grin
We are together grin
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Re: The Bosom Strangler by Ishilove(op): 9:19pm On Sep 19, 2021
Tedpgrass:
Doable but not that affordable!!!

Problems with side boobs, undercarriage spillage leading to yeast infections
And of course the back problems amidst posture concerns..


Musing....
Maybe a wrap-around with under-mammary supports may be useful..
Like the "eternal dress" model
But would need someone to help


What am I even saying sef.

.
Good question...
Re: The Bosom Strangler by Ishilove(op): 9:19pm On Sep 19, 2021
Lollittaa:
mine is band size.
You can use extenders
Re: The Bosom Strangler by Ishilove(op): 9:20pm On Sep 19, 2021
Romanoff:
Some of us are not even that busty but our cup sizes are way bigger than our band sizes.

To get bra wey you go buy without needing to reduce the band it's like finding a needle in a haystack.
Why not use extenders for the band? You can buy two pairs
Re: The Bosom Strangler by Ishilove(op): 9:21pm On Sep 19, 2021
DrDax:
Nice one.

An eye opener.

I will henceforth be more sympathetic to the plight of my big breasted friends. grin
You're a man so you can never understand undecided
Re: The Bosom Strangler by Ishilove(op): 9:21pm On Sep 19, 2021
purples25:
You write so well! I enjoyed reading this.
Thanks for reading
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Re: The Bosom Strangler by Ishilove(op): 9:22pm On Sep 19, 2021
pocohantas:
Yet you broke up with her, adding to the weight on her chest heart.
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Re: The Bosom Strangler by Romanoff(f): 9:24pm On Sep 19, 2021
Ishilove:
Why not use extenders for the band? You can buy two pairs
The issue is that the band is always bigger.
Re: The Bosom Strangler by Ishilove(op): 9:26pm On Sep 19, 2021
Romanoff:
The issue is that the band is always bigger.
Ohhhhhh.... Lucky you cheesy
Re: The Bosom Strangler by DrDax: 9:26pm On Sep 19, 2021
Ishilove:
You're a man so you can never understand undecided
I will try... cheesy
Re: The Bosom Strangler by Halcyon123(f): 10:39pm On Sep 19, 2021
The struggle is real. Looked for bra last year,couldn't find my size. Had to go with one that I can manage, now I have to change again. The struggle continues
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Re: The Bosom Strangler by JackWolfskin: 12:06am On Sep 20, 2021
Ishilove:
Udeme is like 40% alcohol. I can't do more than 3%
Lol...Vodka is 40%

7.5% of Guinness's Stout will be watered further by his suggestion of a Stout-Hollandia mix.

Try it
Re: The Bosom Strangler by Teespice(f): 7:08am On Sep 20, 2021
Ishilove:
Last year, Elomi cost between 16 to 17k. Only God knows how much it will cost now
Maybe 20k or 25k.

You see lingerie sellers on IG, I do not look at their page twice. I saw one 34D bra going for 18k. Bra wey no be my size, then how much would a 38DD bra cost.

Having big boobs is not a blessing.
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Re: The Bosom Strangler by Ishilove(op): 8:33am On Sep 20, 2021
Teespice:
Maybe 20k or 25k.

You see lingerie sellers on IG, I do not look at their page twice. I saw one 34D bra going for 18k. Bra wey no be my size, then how much would a 38DD bra cost.

Having big boobs is not a blessing.
What we do is ask God for the grace to support the endowments He gave us cheesy
Re: The Bosom Strangler by Ishilove(op): 8:35am On Sep 20, 2021
JackWolfskin:
Lol...Vodka is 40%

7.5% of Guinness's Stout will be watered further by his suggestion of a Stout-Hollandia mix.

Try it
I'll pass. I'm rather conservative and not always keen to try new things. smiley
Re: The Bosom Strangler by Teespice(f): 9:31am On Sep 20, 2021
Ishilove:
What we do is ask God for the grace to support the endowments He gave us cheesy
Amen Sister.
Re: The Bosom Strangler by JackWolfskin: 11:23am On Sep 20, 2021
Ishilove:
I'll pass. I'm rather conservative and not always keen to try new things. smiley
Well, the monkey believes his bushy eyelashes cost him his beauty...

Try bungee jumping
Re: The Bosom Strangler by Silentgroper(m): 12:20pm On Sep 20, 2021
suffering:
Victoria, stop this! Haba.
Victoria!!

nice.
Re: The Bosom Strangler by Ishilove(op): 1:03pm On Sep 20, 2021
JackWolfskin:
Well, the monkey believes his bushy eyelashes cost him his beauty...

Try bungee jumping
Kuku kill me
Re: The Bosom Strangler by okpanachil: 2:42pm On Sep 20, 2021
Ishilove:
Kuku kill me
Next story ayam waiting.
Re: The Bosom Strangler by Ishilove(op): 4:39pm On Sep 20, 2021
okpanachil:
Next story ayam waiting.
Okay sir, I will try. Thanks for reading
Re: The Bosom Strangler by JackWolfskin: 5:16pm On Sep 20, 2021
Ishilove:
Kuku kill me
How do you utilise your adrenal glands?
Re: The Bosom Strangler by Ishilove(op): 5:31pm On Sep 20, 2021
JackWolfskin:
How do you utilise your adrenal glands?
Beg ya pardin? Wazz dat?
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