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Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by AutoChick4U(f): 4:22pm On Sep 27, 2021
I went through my pregnancy alone and simply bought the shii I wanted to eat myself. If you climb bike to go buy shii twice that craving go disappear. All I know is, eating then seem like eating air.

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Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by Unik3030: 4:22pm On Sep 27, 2021
justified007:





Not in all cases Sir.


I am a proud father of 2 adorables and did not pass through any of this nonsense.
God bless u jare,see how they are normalizing bullshit n presenting it as normal.

They aren't even considering the security risk of sending someone to buy something late at night in this Nigeria of today.
Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by Nobody: 4:22pm On Sep 27, 2021
Benki003:
Okay one time my aunty was pregnant she said, she wanted to eat egwusi soup so I prepared it for her, Only for the woman to tell me that she wants sour egwusi soup,

Meh had to dip hand into the soup to enable it sour, naso madam just sit down for floor download the food finish

I was like tueh I can't do this shocked shocked cool
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Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by Pweetyccee(f): 4:22pm On Sep 27, 2021
Lol funny

I can't wait for my own drama ooo
I know say my own drama dey my body well well
Future husband just be ready sha

Pls more comment

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Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by Unik3030: 4:23pm On Sep 27, 2021
Champneys:


Your own funny,
My own talk say make i carry fake pregnancy tie for belle come dress like pregnant woman follow her stroll for street.
Fear women, fear pregnant women.
this is madness,she just played u

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Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by AutoChick4U(f): 4:24pm On Sep 27, 2021
chatinent:
Pregnant women that will useless your life with errands?

Well, my own is after delivery.

I didn't visit my sis when she delivered cos I wasn't around...

When I came in, after a lil time.. I don't know what she wanted to go and buy. She gave me the small uncle to feed.

Feeding that uncle was the slowest moment of my life.

He will still vomit it.

I nearly give am slap.

The thing pained me.

I spent up to two years feeding that guy I won't lie.


I hail all women who do this.

#Bows.
After feeding a baby, sit it down or bend it while gently rubbing its back so they can burp, that aids digestion and stops vomit.

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Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by laiza(m): 4:26pm On Sep 27, 2021
Enjoy

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Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by AutoChick4U(f): 4:26pm On Sep 27, 2021
Sonnobax15:
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My nephew and his wife relocated from Lagos back to Delta state about 9 months ago....And she was pregnant...The whole wahala started when she developed the attitude of constant spitting.....I couldn't take it any longer,so I had to confront my bro and told him to warn his wife to at least limit the way she spits around undecided. Mennnnnnnn,I never knew that was even the less among her Problems...The moment she promised to limit her spitting,na then she resume work for vomiting undecided.

Watching how my bro was fed up and frustrated,I go just dey say to myself--"oboy,so one day one day I go learn how to tolerate all these kind nonsense from one banny too undecided
That spitting can't be helped bro. The gland secretes much spit during that period abeg so u better learn to see it as normal

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Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by Lokojatoofar: 4:27pm On Sep 27, 2021
zed7:
God bless my wife, the most uncomplicated woman in the world. Handled her pregnancies like a champ.

Sometimes God really chooses for people. He knows I'm not cut out for drama.

Its not about handling, it's about how the body wants to behave during pregnancy. It's like saying women that die in childbirth are lazy and those that give birth without complication handled it like Champs.
Some women have 12 kids aka pregnancies without complication while some will have smooth first and second but 3rd will almost kill them. Some will have difficult first but the rest will be a breeze.
Pregnancy is like kalokalo it's not how you want to handle it, it's how it allows you to handle it. Just so you know incase she or another woman close to you needs your support in her next pregnancy. Don't think she is the one not handling it well

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Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by Nobody: 4:28pm On Sep 27, 2021
grin Funny thread.
Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by billynoni(m): 4:28pm On Sep 27, 2021
Klass99:


ROTFLMAO gringrin

I enjoyed reading this. I even read it twice
I'm glad, it made someone smile... This is sure, one of the stories to tell my grandchildren grin

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Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by IbrahimSkiba(f): 4:29pm On Sep 27, 2021
chatinent:


E better make I dey cook for wifey, buy her things, go market, clean house. I can't just can't.


Lol
Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by Dwills35: 4:30pm On Sep 27, 2021
federal9:


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If you know you know
I'm interested in chat operator job if you know of any
Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by chatinent: 4:31pm On Sep 27, 2021
AutoChick4U:
After feeding a baby, sit it down or bend it while gently rubbing its back so they can burp, that aids digestion and stops vomit.

Kuku list chores for me. I can't do baby anything.

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Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by Nobody: 4:31pm On Sep 27, 2021
The one right in front of me now evaluating my referral form from hmo accredited hospital

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Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by mariahAngel(f): 4:33pm On Sep 27, 2021
chatinent:


Kuku list chores for me. I can't do baby anything.

You can. When the time comes, you'll see it's not hard.
Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by AutoChick4U(f): 4:33pm On Sep 27, 2021
id4sho:
Rubbish, do single/baby mama out of wedlock pregnancy get this pampering?


Ignore and abandon her, she won't die.

Ideymyhouse, come and beat me!
Mtchewwww
Well you can't blame them and we humans can adapt
Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by AutoChick4U(f): 4:33pm On Sep 27, 2021
chatinent:


Kuku list chores for me. I can't do baby anything.
you no go learn now, shey u want equality
Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by chatinent: 4:35pm On Sep 27, 2021
AutoChick4U:
you no go learn now, shey u want equality

Which one bi equality again?
Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by mariahAngel(f): 4:35pm On Sep 27, 2021
SimplyFacts:
When my sister had her first pregnancy, I carry spit (saliva) tire angry. Even our mother couldn't bear it for long coz she is a type that gets irritated easily. My pregnant sister always felt helpless & I was the only one who would help her dispose the spit. She still mentions it anytime the topic about her first pregnancy comes up & that made her to like me more.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn grin grin

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Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by ayenale1(m): 4:37pm On Sep 27, 2021
justified007:





Not in all cases Sir.


I am a proud father of 2 adorables and did not pass through any of this nonsense.
I guess u ain't around ur wife or u use style to dump her somewhere...
Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by Nobody: 4:37pm On Sep 27, 2021
mariahAngel:


Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn grin grin

Lol
Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by dazzlingd(m): 4:38pm On Sep 27, 2021
Walahi I go give person daughter upper cut, I dey there when she dey collect am, na me give am belle.
She should go and frustrate her husband
Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by mastertek: 4:40pm On Sep 27, 2021
Witness pregnant woman beaten full grown muscle guy with lots of anger and 4 touts (NURTW member) can not rescue this guy from this woman, this woman was so heavy and strong & if not interference from onlookers she beat this grown muscle man to death.

Anything this woman grasp, 4 men strength cannot loose it

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Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by Osashalom: 4:40pm On Sep 27, 2021
zed7:
God bless my wife, the most uncomplicated woman in the world. Handled her pregnancies like a champ.

Sometimes God really chooses for people. He knows I'm not cut out for drama.
Bros enh...... Whenever I read all those stuff. Pregnant women these and that, I just say God thank you for the wife you gave me. Four children without drama. Because I have no time for drama at all.....
All the men who's wives doesn't give those pregnant women dramas let's gather here so we can fix a day for Thanksgiving.

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Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by wizi44(m): 4:40pm On Sep 27, 2021
Tamunoimama:
While driving her to the hospital, Aunty was seriously hitting and slapping me. Her mother in-law pity for me that day because she was equally in the car.
I remembered, the mother-in-law telling her, "no be him give you belle na"
bro reason this thing well oh. As a brother na advice I dey give you

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Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by dazzlingd(m): 4:40pm On Sep 27, 2021
Kingosytex:
When my elder brother's wife said to him "Honey clap for me, our baby needs noise" cheesy grin grin cheesy

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Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by princewarri1985: 4:43pm On Sep 27, 2021
About 14 years back my first baby mama came visting and we were both Hot and wanted to have sex, immediately she told me her water had broken, i had to get a cab rush her to the hospital and she gave birth to my first daughter, up till date am still wondering if she did it intentionally or it was a coesidence, but i was glad that i was fortunate enough to be right there while my daughter came in to this world, because i was right inside the labour room when she popped out because the nurses allow me access because i insisted

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Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by Osashalom: 4:44pm On Sep 27, 2021
ImaIma1:
Lol...the men really try. I know of someone who left surulere to abule egba at 10pm looking for masa for his pregnant wife.

Me.I couldn't just disturb my husband when he would get back home tired to go out and start looking for something. Make man pikin rest.
God bless my wife and God bless you. Some of those things they call pregnancy craving is rooted in self-centeredness, imitation or shell pettiness.

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Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by ReneDaniels: 4:47pm On Sep 27, 2021
Ones the cravings started men! I shipped her off to my mum loaded em wil lots of cash , I cannot come and kill my self while I cooled of playing halo on my Xbox .. Lol

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