Ten06:
My experience was with a pregnant young lady I have not met before.

Then I was a young chap and was into smoking of cigarettes seriously.
I bought cigarette in a shop and was smoking my thing jeje when this pregnant lady approached me and started pleading with me to blow the smoke on her face. At first I was shocked.
But she continue persuading me until some ladies around heard what she was saying and joined us.

Instead of them to scold her they all started begging me to help her and blow the smoke on her face and were even telling me to concentrate on the nose. According to them, that is what she has been craving all along.

After I finished that stick she bought more for me until I became tired.

She was still pleading for me to continue before I escaped from the place

Alfamann:


There is no God.

generalwo:
My baby's mum made jollof rice..... I returned from work around 11pm...ate and went straight to bed.... Around 3am....she said she wanted to eat jollof rice..... I went to the kitchen, served her from the pot of jollof she cooked... Lo and behold... She said she wants to eat the jollof rice sold by the mama put close to my house..... I sha didn't argue... I told her I'm coming let me get it... Came outside, spread wrapper on the floor and locked her inside the house... Woke up at 6am, she was sleeping already.... Went to the kitchen.... Served her own rice in a take away pack, tied it with rubber band and dropped it close to her... She woke up and ate it peacefully and thanked me self......

Unik3030:
God bless u n I wish I can give u a million likes.

Just imagine I will go to work n attend to different class of customers then get home by 8pm to relax,eat n prepare for the next day then one woman will now tell me to go n get something in d middle of d night.

It's annoying now
Asides the security risk,the first question I will ask her is if she will die if she doesn't have it Now?
What if I am not around?
What if I go n got attacked or killed cos it's late?

Like seriously it's annoying when people are trying to normalize someone risking their life for irrelevant things.

NTAChannel5:
My wife took in last month and I'm experiencing hell. She would insult me and apologize immediately like say na play. Everything about her has changed especially her eating habit. She talks off point too. Like how she made me leave the football match I was watching on Saturday. Naso she go dey insult good players and praise yeye ones. Fernandes lose penalty, she said she liked how he shot the ball above the bars, that only a few players can do that. I gats leave her and bounce. Sometimes I go just sit down and be wondering if I she's the girl I married or something else is possessing her.

zed7:
God bless my wife, the most uncomplicated woman in the world. Handled her pregnancies like a champ.

Sometimes God really chooses for people. He knows I'm not cut out for drama.

VULCAN:
A person who doesn't know the day of his death but KNOWS there is no God....

...is a fool

NTAChannel5:
My wife took in last month and I'm experiencing hell. She would insult me and apologize immediately like say na play. Everything about her has changed especially her eating habit. She talks off point too. Like how she made me leave the football match I was watching on Saturday. Naso she go dey insult good players and praise yeye ones. Fernandes lose penalty, she said she liked how he shot the ball above the bars, that only a few players can do that. I gats leave her and bounce. Sometimes I go just sit down and be wondering if I she's the girl I married or something else is possessing her.

Tamunoimama:
While driving her to the hospital, Aunty was seriously hitting and slapping me. Her mother in-law pity for me that day because she was equally in the car.
I remembered, the mother-in-law telling her, "no be him give you belle na"

ayenale1:
Potential fathers should be prepared for constant snoring jeez i hate this, vomiting, spitting, unnecessary request above all craving for pepper in all prepared food if you eat that food my brother u go craze...

Unik3030:
God bless u n I wish I can give u a million likes.

Just imagine I will go to work n attend to different class of customers then get home by 8pm to relax,eat n prepare for the next day then one woman will now tell me to go n get something in d middle of d night.

It's annoying now
Asides the security risk,the first question I will ask her is if she will die if she doesn't have it Now?
What if I am not around?
What if I go n got attacked or killed cos it's late?

Like seriously it's annoying when people are trying to normalize someone risking their life for irrelevant things.

Raphael007:
I give it to my wife, hustling day and night and she was one calm woman with my lovely boys, she never for once stressed me she took it like a champ pregnancy is a journey the thing is you are both pregnant.

Rubbiish:

Sonnobax15:

My nephew and his wife relocated from Lagos back to Delta state about 9 months ago....And she was pregnant...The whole wahala started when she developed the attitude of constant spitting.....I couldn't take it any longer,so I had to confront my bro and told him to warn his wife to at least limit the way she spits around . Mennnnnnnn,I never knew that was even the less among her Problems...The moment she promised to limit her spitting,na then she resume work for vomiting .

Its not all women.

Watching how my bro was fed up and frustrated,I go just dey say to myself--"oboy,so one day one day I go learn how to tolerate all these kind nonsense from one banny too

billynoni:
Local man was a fresh out secondary school, got a cleaning job in a bank on Lagos island. A newly married pregnant lady- a full time staff there, works there too. One cool afternoon like that, aunty called local man to get her meat pie+ chicken burritos+ spaghetti from Sweet Sensation on Broad street, then go ahead to get Yamarita from TFC or Ofada rice from Chicken Republic on Marina street. I said jokingly "ma'am, is that not too much?", aunty replied she's craving them and very hungry and I should get whatever I will eat too. I said okay and left with her debit card.

Approximately 25minutes later, I was back and informed her, that her food's on the table in the common room. She asked me what I got for myself and I replied "bread and egg". Leeeeemao, that's how aunty start begging me to give her bread and egg, that I should take all her own order from restaurant I weak that day. She even gave me extra 2k, coz I allowed her eat my food and didn't make her own food to waste. Aunty Ope if you're seeing this, I miss you sure sis paaaaaaahhhh

billynoni:
I'm glad, it made someone smile... This is sure, one of the stories to tell my grandchildren

championship:
Women are wonderful
They should be respected and treated right
God bless all women

wunmi590:


Honestly, majority of tlwhat OP wrote there, my wife never exhibits any of them, so when I see pregnant women saying that I just laugh hard....

The only think I feel my wife exhibit is headache between her first 3 month and she can even take her bath like 20 times a day, midnight she can bath like 7times before morning

God bless our pregnant women and make them deliever safely and also bless women who are looking up to God for fruit of the womb (Amen)

APOSTLEIYKE:
May God continue to bless all women.
My wife will reject all well prepared food and enjoy drinking garri with cold water. She will purposely load water inside freezer to turn them into ice block, break the ice and enjoy chewing them like candy. One day she craved for goat meat peppersoup, I prepared it and served her, only for her to drink the hot water and abandoned the meat. The journey is not easy @4children