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SSIPON:
Do you think that Glossolalia is legit @MaxInDHouse NoJex

Nebes:
By the way I am a Christian and I am speaking in tongues as I reply you. That’s me making tremendous power available in the MIGHTY name of JESUS.

SSIPON:
Do you think that Glossolalia is legit

SSIPON:
Do you think that Glossolalia is legit

Dtruthspeaker:
We have told them tirelessly that we know that they are False and trying to deceive simple and foolish people that God is with them, whereas it is Satan that is with them and the love of money they pursue.

But because of the money profit they would never stop.

LordReed:
I speak in tongues from time to time it's quite exhilarating.

SSIPON:
You started well, but about 23 words in, your post stopped making sense. What evidence do you have for the existence of a Satan.

SSIPON:
So you just mix random vowels and syllables together?

Whenever you are "speaking in tongues",do you understand what you are saying?

What about those that speak in tongues in other religions?

Pastafari:
That's why FSM is the only true God. He doesn't allow you disgrace yourself and your entire household all in the name of speaking in an unknown tongue.

Hail the noodly lord.

Pastafari:
That's why FSM is the only true God. He doesn't allow you disgrace yourself and your entire household all in the name of speaking in an unknown tongue.

Hail the noodly lord.

Bacteriologist:
May he touch you with his noodly appendage. Ramen!

SSIPON:
Hail FSM

SSIPON:
Abeg make we hear word

SSIPON:
So you just mix random vowels and syllables together?

Whenever you are "speaking in tongues",do you understand what you are saying?

What about those that speak in tongues in other religions?

SSIPON:
Popular faith healers like, David Oyedepo, Johnson Suleimanm, Pat Robertson and other TV evangelists encourage their audiences to engage in "speaking in tongues." This is an exact use of magical spells and incantations, an intrinsic part of magical methodology, and is indistinguishable from it, though it is called "religion" by the modern-day priests. While "speaking in tongues, performers (both preachers and worshipers) mumble gibberish which is believed by the faithful to be a secret prayer language understood only by God-and his Anointed Ministers, of course. (Some of w. V. Grant's magic words transcribe as "Quah talah mokos! Stee keekeenee bahkus! Dee!" The fact that each person mumbles differently matters not a whit. God, angels, and Anointed Ministers, we are told, are able to understand.

Technically, this psychological phenomenon is known as glossolalia. Early Methodists, Quakers, Shakers, and Mormons adopted it, then de-emphasized it. Until recently, there was not much emphasis on it in Christianity, and it fell into disuse until about 1830, when it reappeared in England, among "females of excitable temperament," and now the Pentecostal sects have revived it.

Scripturally, Glossolalia is traced back to Acts 2:4, and a meeting of the Apostles, wherein
they were all filled with the Holy Spirit, and began to talk in other tongues, as the Spirit gave
them power or utterance. Glossolalia (speaking in tongues) is older than Christianity and it is even present in other religions. Non-Christian glossolalia is difficult for Christians to explain. It predates them considerably, being described in very ancient religions and known in primitive societies untouched by Christianity. It was known to Plato, who described it in use in his day: Greek and Roman oracles spoke in tongues. Virgil wrote about a Roman Sibyl who babbled that way, in the Aenead, Book Six. Moslems embraced the idea, too. Non-Pentecostal fundamentalists believe that their Pentecostal brothers might be inspired to glossolalia by Satan. Who knows?

There is a biblical explanation of the fact that no one is able to understand this chatter. We are told
(1 Corinthians 14:2) that when a man is using the language of ecstasy he is talking with God, not with men, for no man understands him, lol.

Anyways, I just wanted to end this post by saying I hope you learnt something from this post and, that speaking in tongues is gibberish and bullshit. I even heard that in Pastor Chris Oyakhilome's church, they usually hold sessions where they can teach you how to speak in tongues, Someone please tell me in the comments section, Is it true?

Hundredfold4lif:
YOUR USELESS POST DOESN'T DESERVE MANY WORDS! WE WHO ENJOY THE MINISTRY OF THE HOLY SPIRIT KNOW WHAT ENEMIES LIKE YOU WON'T UNDERSTAND NOR BENEFIT FOREVER!

MightySparrow:
Nairaland has now become a place where every mad people display their malady.

SSIPON:
Popular faith healers like, David Oyedepo, Johnson Suleimanm, Pat Robertson and other TV evangelists encourage their audiences to engage in "speaking in tongues." This is an exact use of magical spells and incantations, an intrinsic part of magical methodology, and is indistinguishable from it, though it is called "religion" by the modern-day priests. While "speaking in tongues, performers (both preachers and worshipers) mumble gibberish which is believed by the faithful to be a secret prayer language understood only by God-and his Anointed Ministers, of course. (Some of w. V. Grant's magic words transcribe as "Quah talah mokos! Stee keekeenee bahkus! Dee!" The fact that each person mumbles differently matters not a whit. God, angels, and Anointed Ministers, we are told, are able to understand.

Technically, this psychological phenomenon is known as glossolalia. Early Methodists, Quakers, Shakers, and Mormons adopted it, then de-emphasized it. Until recently, there was not much emphasis on it in Christianity, and it fell into disuse until about 1830, when it reappeared in England, among "females of excitable temperament," and now the Pentecostal sects have revived it.

Scripturally, Glossolalia is traced back to Acts 2:4, and a meeting of the Apostles, wherein
they were all filled with the Holy Spirit, and began to talk in other tongues, as the Spirit gave
them power or utterance. Glossolalia (speaking in tongues) is older than Christianity and it is even present in other religions. Non-Christian glossolalia is difficult for Christians to explain. It predates them considerably, being described in very ancient religions and known in primitive societies untouched by Christianity. It was known to Plato, who described it in use in his day: Greek and Roman oracles spoke in tongues. Virgil wrote about a Roman Sibyl who babbled that way, in the Aenead, Book Six. Moslems embraced the idea, too. Non-Pentecostal fundamentalists believe that their Pentecostal brothers might be inspired to glossolalia by Satan. Who knows?

There is a biblical explanation of the fact that no one is able to understand this chatter. We are told
(1 Corinthians 14:2) that when a man is using the language of ecstasy he is talking with God, not with men, for no man understands him, lol.

Anyways, I just wanted to end this post by saying I hope you learnt something from this post and, that speaking in tongues is gibberish and bullshit. I even heard that in Pastor Chris Oyakhilome's church, they usually hold sessions where they can teach you how to speak in tongues, Someone please tell me in the comments section, Is it true?