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| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Gentlelife50(m): 10:14pm On Oct 27, 2021 |
Felicity001:Where I come from we don't have shame, me and BAZOO1 came from same place.  3 Likes |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 10:15pm On Oct 27, 2021 |
Whois: He's a very busy person but I'm sure he'll help you out 1 Like |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 10:15pm On Oct 27, 2021 |
BAZ001: Be kiaful oh  or I’ll report you to ant king In fact 600 years for whoever doesn’t want me to piss on my boss big head before new year (after I’ve secured my Xmas hamper)  3 Likes 1 Share
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| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 10:18pm On Oct 27, 2021 |
IFEBARBIE: The thing pain me enh@ I swear. Just imagine I'd yo go offline to book an appointment at their green hub centre marry land and one fat ugly girl was bold to tell me that nonsense... So I've to go get another one from FRSC office just yo drive on their platform that won't review riders destination to me. I just told her straight. Fuvk off! And I walked out 4 Likes |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Gudvibes06: 10:21pm On Oct 27, 2021 |
Thanks boss pls help me with his contact. Felicity001: |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 10:23pm On Oct 27, 2021 |
mejai: The day I saw RX350 I humble. People get money in dis Lagos and dey will be coding. Unlike some empty vessels shouting untop of their voices from abroad claiming bill gate 4 Likes
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| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by northbird: 10:25pm On Oct 27, 2021 |
Felicity001: You are crude...... Which SNEAKERS? .... Dude. and what rent? No more stuff in your arsenal... and you had to resort to blabbering on rent and SNEAKERS.... 9 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 10:42pm On Oct 27, 2021 |
As I dey like this, me and rider dey police station. Rider a runs guy but too Mumu. Police don pursue me outside that I can’t be pressing phone in station They say make I end trip collect my money, I no gree end trip, I dey beg dem on behalf of rider dey crack dem up. Na long story. Make I no derail for now... I still dey fence 6 Likes
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| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Jones90: 10:43pm On Oct 27, 2021 |
Please what is the best Engine oil to use for Honda civic 07... |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chillex8(m): 11:09pm On Oct 27, 2021 |
Jones90:5w20 full synthetic. Make sure you buy the oem oil filter too.
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| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Jones90: 11:11pm On Oct 27, 2021 |
chillex8: Okay Boss. Thanks alot |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Ghost1994: 11:25pm On Oct 27, 2021 |
My crazy experience today…. Got a request around tejuosho yaba to ebutte metta. This woman entered “oga good evening” I replied madam good evening… Me: am starting your trip Rider: you can go on. Rider: take ojuelegba….. by the way, are you a born again? Me: no and I don’t do any religion. Rider; please turn the music off…. (I know already say wahala don Dey like this) Rider: you see there’s hell fire and in the book of blabla bla…. You have to accept Jesus as your …… This woman kept talking…. I’m too tired to listening to anything even I was happy when she initially told me to off the radio… After the long preaching one driver wanted to enter my lane madam shouted oga no give am space oh  I thought she’ll stop naso she continue oh…I just kukuma shut her with “MADAM YOU SEE THIS SACRIFICE, MY FATHER SENT ME TO DO IT TODAY AGAINST TOMORROW…. MY FATHER IS OLUAWO OF EGBA LAND” Rider:  Me: so please ma I’ll appreciate if you can preach to the next Uber driver . Rider: ok sir please end my trip by costain bus stop… I was very glad she dropped and slam my door also dropped rhapsody. I don’t know why some Nigerians can’t respect people who doesn’t believe in whatever they believed in… we need love and we need to be preaching and practicing love not hell fire that you’ll later be maltreating your housemaid…. Below is the sacrifice have had earlier (I snapped this along bajulaiye/fola agoro road inward Abule ijesha… That was my savior today 10 Likes
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| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kinggenesis(m): 11:55pm On Oct 27, 2021 |
Ghost1994: You're doing well |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by yommie007: 11:57pm On Oct 27, 2021 |
Check your front tires.... swap it with the back tires... Thurmieee: |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by davit: 12:26am On Oct 28, 2021 |
Felicity001:Not a plan. |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by sbot: 12:55am On Oct 28, 2021 |
HONESTY4U: Avoid Lagos Island like a plague. So many one ways and you won’t be pardoned for that. Yaba too has some one ways. 5 Likes |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by computerglobal(m): 4:20am On Oct 28, 2021 |
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| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by oluwaseunla(m): 5:34am On Oct 28, 2021 |
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| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Gudvibes06: 6:35am On Oct 28, 2021 |
Thanks boss . oluwaseunla: |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 7:49am On Oct 28, 2021 |
BAZ001: You too like trouble  9 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 7:52am On Oct 28, 2021 |
Felicity001:
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| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Barbiturate(m): 8:33am On Oct 28, 2021 |
Felicity001: Thanks but what if I get request going to ikeja? Na Yaba I dey go and I wan use am close. |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by YeyeGbami: 9:00am On Oct 28, 2021 |
Barbiturate: You go pass yaba, off your engine like say car spoil. Rider will request another car. 13 Likes 1 Share
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| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Barbiturate(m): 9:04am On Oct 28, 2021 |
Ghost1994: I saw that sacrifice on Tuesday morning at that round about along folagoro/abule ijesha road. Passed Akoka road. |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Barbiturate(m): 9:07am On Oct 28, 2021 |
YeyeGbami: wicked people full here well. I bn dey laugh for the preaching story, now this!2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ReadaDream(m): 9:09am On Oct 28, 2021 |
YeyeGbami: Sense...! 2 Likes
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| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFSHR: 9:58am On Oct 28, 2021 |
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| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dru23(m): 10:04am On Oct 28, 2021 |
BAZ001: This would have been a good opportunity for the police to impound that oil sludge infested v4 factory reject fake low mileage, oyel sipping camry of urs You are polluting the whole of Lagos with all kinds of smoke coming out of that forsaken car of urs. You think u can try that nonsense in Yankee.. The police would have pulled u over. And given u the beaten of ur life before they process ur ass for deportation Next time I see that sludge infested camry of urs, I will impound myself 4 Likes
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| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 10:16am On Oct 28, 2021 |
My experience yesterday Picked rider (glasses, stud, gold chain) in-front of petrol station festac/ago palace way going to ikeja. He jumped in and started lamenting R: I for don dey on my way home now but VIO arrested my bolt car, I was begging and the office was calm but did bolt driver was just shouting and insulting them Me: what was is offense R: small crack on his windscreen Me: is it obvious from outside R: yes but d driver didn’t try at all he messed everything up, las las they are taking him to their office. ... bros Abeg dis traffic long ? Me: 1hr 7mins ( I no get strength again but Na surge. R: okay I for don beat dis traffic ooh, msheeeww Silence for like 20mins *** R: Bros dis traffic no move Me: it’s now 1hr 12mins to destination, maybe you should end trip and go tomorrow it’s getting late (me wan close too traffic thick) R: hmmm but my money go dey increase ? Me: yes very well, we can end it here and you go early tomorrow (was echoing go home) Fast forward to police post Gbam police stopped us, checked his phone ... Police: driver, driver to d station Rider: Oga Abeg make we settle for here Police : I will settle with u but Na road be dis, lets go to station Me: (deaf n dumb) Police: Oga u no wan move dis car ? Me: Abeg Oga make him settle u here make we dey go Rider: make I transfer to u here Police: u are very stupid, I don’t have account number. Driver move dis car from here ... other officers joined move dis car bla bla , started car and was about to park dem so nooo Long and short we got to station gate 1st officer (back seat with rider) drive inside station Rider: oga please sir, I say I go withdraw from Atm give you Me: ( I just did u-turn back to Road, officer got mad) 2nd officer (infront with me): driver u no wan cooperate with us. Me: Oga, d guy dey beg u why u want make we enter station. ( for my mind Na my car u arrest ?) Last last dem carry d guy enter station with leg. I dey outside and realized guy man dropped his bag and one phone at the back seat. Went to meet dem inside dem put d guy for back of counter. Me enter dey press phone Na so dem pursue me. Police: Uber dem no dey press phone for here, end u trip collect ur money. Rider: chairman pls no end trip help me beg dem. Long story short rider went to withdraw money at POS e no do, I borrowed him 5k cash from my hand (as a millionaire driver) Story long but morale of the story 1. Police are being careful to collect money or misbehave publicly. No allow dem carry u go corner 2. As driver don’t shake or go into any station with them before story go change. 3. Lastly follow ur mind... my mind tell me not to go ikeja by dt time, I do strong head. Rider told me after dem release am dt I said it 3times “go home and go early tomorrow “ say I be spirit man Follow ur inner spirit 13 Likes
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| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dru23(m): 10:19am On Oct 28, 2021 |
BAZ001: You want drive Rx350? so that you can use cheap oyel and infest it like you did that factory reject camry limca cars of urs The guy driving that Rx350 u saw , do u think he had time to be on nairaland blaming Buhari for his misfortune? Or u think he was driving around with a sludge infested camry creating a public nuisance and polluting the whole of Lagos..... My friend u better get with reality 1 Like
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| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by deedee44: 10:27am On Oct 28, 2021 |
Ghost1994:Lollll that was how a rider preached to me from beginning to the end of trip and along the way she kept boasting that if I decided to give my life to christ she would pray with me and I would start speaking in tongues immediately. We got to her destination and there was heavy downpour so we had to both relax in the car, because of boredom and out of curiosity I asked about the speaking in tongues again, she said she received hers on the phone (someone prayed for her from abroad) and everybody she has prayed for started speaking in tongues immediately. Me: Oya, I want to give my life to christ Rider: let us pray She started praying and I was saying amen with my eyes open as I wanted to see how the spirit would be released After a while Rider: start speaking Me:  (just like that? )Rider: it may not make sense but just open your mouth and speak Me: I opened my mouth it was amen that was coming out Rider; put more effort Me: I just closed my mouth, no more amen sef Rider: (after noticing I no longer give a damn) you will still receive it, maybe yours is slow. I will be calling you everyday I am still waiting for the first call 17 Likes |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 10:31am On Oct 28, 2021 |
dru23: You want to impound My V4 low mileage Camry How will you drive it ? Don’t worry I will sell it before coming to the state. 3 Likes
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