YeyeGbami:


You go pass yaba, off your engine like say car spoil. Rider will request another car.

skillip:
@dru23, do you have a new lady driver now? I saw your car on Opebi road driven by a lady and a lady rider.

BAZ001:


You want to impound My V4 low mileage Camry
How will you drive it ?
Don’t worry I will sell it before coming to the state.

dru23:



This would have been a good opportunity for the police to impound that oil sludge infested v4 factory reject fake low mileage, oyel sipping camry of urs


Next time I see that sludge infested camry of urs, I will impound myself

donfortune48:


He said he will impound himself.
Abi you no read well?

BAZ001:


I been no see say him don dey kolo too
Dis guys don mess up Dru brain
Chaiiiii

dru23:



Yes o. I have two and they are doing well and what color was the civic

YeyeGbami:


You go pass yaba, off your engine like say car spoil. Rider will request another car.

skillip:
. It was a silver colored dru , immediately I saw it you readily came to mind as the Originator.

donfortune48:


But it's expected of a semi-literate.

BAZ001:


Oh my goodness
All of una (Eyinola, deedee44, ifebarbie, mejai ,
nastydriod, yommie007, & gentlelife50)
wey follow reset dru23 brain has caused a collateral damage.

Chimoooo


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donfortune48:


But it's expected of a semi-literate.

BAZ001:
My experience yesterday

Picked rider (glasses, stud, gold chain) in-front of petrol station festac/ago palace way going to ikeja. He jumped in and started lamenting

R: I for don dey on my way home now but VIO arrested my bolt car, I was begging and the office was calm but did bolt driver was just shouting and insulting them
Me: what was is offense
R: small crack on his windscreen
Me: is it obvious from outside
R: yes but d driver didn’t try at all he messed everything up, las las they are taking him to their office.
... bros Abeg dis traffic long ?
Me: 1hr 7mins ( I no get strength again but Na surge.
R: okay I for don beat dis traffic ooh, msheeeww
Silence for like 20mins ***
R: Bros dis traffic no move
Me: it’s now 1hr 12mins to destination, maybe you should end trip and go tomorrow it’s getting late (me wan close too traffic thick)
R: hmmm but my money go dey increase ?
Me: yes very well, we can end it here and you go early tomorrow (was echoing go home)

Fast forward to police post
Gbam police stopped us, checked his phone ...
Police: driver, driver to d station
Rider: Oga Abeg make we settle for here
Police : I will settle with u but Na road be dis, lets go to station
Me: (deaf n dumb)
Police: Oga u no wan move dis car ?
Me: Abeg Oga make him settle u here make we dey go
Rider: make I transfer to u here
Police: u are very stupid, I don’t have account number.
Driver move dis car from here
... other officers joined move dis car bla bla , started car and was about to park dem so nooo
Long and short we got to station gate
1st officer (back seat with rider) drive inside station
Rider: oga please sir, I say I go withdraw from Atm give you
Me: ( I just did u-turn back to Road, officer got mad)
2nd officer (infront with me): driver u no wan cooperate with us.
Me: Oga, d guy dey beg u why u want make we enter station. ( for my mind Na my car u arrest ?)
Last last dem carry d guy enter station with leg. I dey outside and realized guy man dropped his bag and one phone at the back seat.
Went to meet dem inside dem put d guy for back of counter.
Me enter dey press phone Na so dem pursue me.
Police: Uber dem no dey press phone for here, end u trip collect ur money.
Rider: chairman pls no end trip help me beg dem.

Long story short rider went to withdraw money at POS e no do, I borrowed him 5k cash from my hand (as a millionaire driver)

Story long but morale of the story
1. Police are being careful to collect money or misbehave publicly. No allow dem carry u go corner
2. As driver don’t shake or go into any station with them before story go change.
3. Lastly follow ur mind... my mind tell me not to go ikeja by dt time, I do strong head.
Rider told me after dem release am dt I said it 3times “go home and go early tomorrow “ say I be spirit man
Follow ur inner spirit

BAZ001:


Bia be careful there, pity this man small nau

“Semi illiterate, black African migrant, foreign lemon limca importer, oyel seller, Camry V4 engine “

Bad mouth everywhere



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YeyeGbami:


You go pass yaba, off your engine like say car spoil. Rider will request another car.

BAZ001:


Oh my goodness
All of una (Eyinola, deedee44, ifebarbie, mejai ,
nastydriod, yommie007, & gentlelife50)
wey follow reset dru23 brain has caused a collateral damage.

Chimoooo


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I'm not part of them o! I belong to team Raw

donfortune48:


He said he will impound himself.
Abi you no read well?

dru23:



This would have been a good opportunity for the police to impound that oil sludge infested v4 factory reject fake low mileage, oyel sipping camry of urs

You are polluting the whole of Lagos with all kinds of smoke coming out of that forsaken car of urs. You think u can try that nonsense in Yankee.. The police would have pulled u over. And given u the beaten of ur life before they process ur ass for deportation


Next time I see that sludge infested camry of urs, I will impound myself

Nigerian youths over there will organize #endsars for them

dTransporter:


Supposing the policemen had asked you about LASDRI or hackney permit, how would you have tackled it?

IFEBARBIE:



I'm not part of them o! I belong to team Raw

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IFEBARBIE:

I've never seen a 4cyl engine in a V shape

IFEBARBIE:

Nigerian youths over there will organize #endsars for them

BAZ001:


You are afraid of dru23 right ?
That’s why you trying to deny it
See ur quote below

Chai!

You're trying very hard to open my chapter ba

Dis cut and join tinz!

Are you trying to learn work from the king of the road

BAZ001:


Very good question,
please others should contribute what is the best wat out ?

I ve never thought of it, but with police it won’t be a problem you can easily have you way.
The car papers are in my name though but cos I already said I’m an Uber driver then, it’s being used for commercial purposes.

Elders what will you do ?

BAZ001:


You are afraid of dru23 right ?
That’s why you trying to deny it
See ur quote below

dru23:


Continue polluting and anointing that God forsaken camry... With oyel of choice. Sludge infested camry... And u wan buy rx350

Ur papa never drive that kind car before, na u wan drive am.lazy Nigeria youth

northbird:


If you have 2m in savings account, you won't get much.

If the 2m is in a market fund @ 8%, you get at least 18 - 20k monthly on your money.

dru23:



For how many years now u dey read medicine for uni lag. Driving uber up and down .. Part uber driver part time Medical student......

Medical student for 10 years now lol.. It is well