donfortune48:


Las Las na werey be this man oh!

Gentlelife50:

This man will always be falling hands, so for your mind na the oil cause the sludge?
When we keep emphasizing on servicing your car promptly you won't hear that one, for your info if you use your synthetic and you fail to service on time sludge will definitely come.

adolphus08:
Good morning dear Colleagues,
Recently I noticedon bolt that I will be in an area with surge and still not get a request for more than an hour.
Does anybody know what causes this?

dTransporter:


Supposing the policemen had asked you about LASDRI or hackney permit, how would you have tackled it?

tojahh:
Rider: Where are you Oga?

Me: Inside my car!

Rider: I just ordered a ride, and I am asking where are you?

Me: I am inside my car. Which is exactly where I have been since you made the request.

Rider: Where are you, If youre not going tell me. Kini gbogbo orishirishin ni?

Me: I am in my car, confirm if you are in this location (read out the location for her).

Rider: Oga follow your map.

Me: (Followed map and got there) Clicks arrived, and continue reading my book.

5 mins, oga you're not still here? Are you not going?

Me: No, you didn't tell me where i was coming to as according to the map. I am at your location. Which is bla bla.

Rider: No I am in the next street. That's the back.

Me: Thunder faya you (Inside my mind)

Cancel and was driving back to my position, her request entered again, she just said stay where you are I am coming. I told her I had moved already, meanwhile where are we going? She said Langbasa.

Me: For this 11pm? No sorry I can't go. I clicked Arrived and she canceled before I know she was already at my window pacifying me help her that no one agrees to go there.


I eventually did... The rest they say its history.

Most time, don't follow your mind but your heart.

GeneralZodd:
Ok send me ya AZA sharp sharp 08096327350 on WhatsApp

Johnchrix:


To whom it may concern this man is a Decit, a scammer and a joker, don't do business with him.

Johnchrix:


To whom it may concern this man is a Decit, a scammer and a joker, don't do business with him.

davit:
Wetin concern police with that.

dru23:


Why Rx350 no go humble u ... Wait till you see my 2003 Honda Civic , u go humble die ......

When u dey drive v4 factory camry lemonade limca factory reject, sludge infested, weekly anointing, air polluting shit box u dey drive up and down. Uber suppose ban u since ......

Any better car go humble you now .. Even 1989 505 go humble you .......stupid boy sludge infested camry boy Mobil pumpkin oyel user plus olive oil user..

Johnchrix:


To whom it may concern this man is a Decit, a scammer and a joker, don't do business with him.

YeyeGbami:


I think say everybody driving on these platforms get those docs?

BAZ001:


Very good question,
please others should contribute what is the best wat out ?

I ve never thought of it, but with police it won’t be a problem you can easily have you way.
The car papers are in my name though but cos I already said I’m an Uber driver then, it’s being used for commercial purposes.

Elders what will you do ?

dru23:



Are you a team Mobil pumpkin oyel user fear dey catch you now na u wan dey preach to the choir? Silly boy

Johnchrix:


To whom it may concern this man is a Decit, a scammer and a joker, don't do business with him.

Johnchrix:


To whom it may concern this man is a Decit, a scammer and a joker, don't do business with him.

donfortune48:


Las Las na werey be this man oh!

dru23:



D person wey dey reply to werey, no be werey u go call am ? So that makes two werey now... Only difference is that 1 is broke


learn to mind ur business young man .. No put mouth for something wey no concern u. U live longer and healthier that way

ThisisIkemefuna:


Brother can we talk via WhatsApp?

dTransporter:


So, if they stop you, na wetin you go tell them ni?

Guy, here na Lagos oh.

BAZ001:


How ?
As long as it’s optional during registration why then do you need it?
I don’t have and pray never to do it

Johnchrix:


To whom it may concern this man is a Decit, a scammer and a joker, don't do business with him.

dru23:



D person wey dey reply to werey, no be werey u go call am ? So that makes two werey now... Only difference is that 1 is broke


learn to mind ur business young man .. No put mouth for something wey no concern u. U live longer and healthier that way

Johnchrix:


To whom it may concern this man is a Decit, a scammer and a joker, don't do business with him.

donfortune48:


Ode.

BAZ001:


civic of 2003?
Are you thinking backwards now?

Well recent developments shows that you don’t know anything about cars and your thinking faculty has been altered.



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Gentlelife50:

Oga abeg shift, before you impound yourself.

Barbiturate:
Where do they get this Lagos State driver's badge and how much? What are the things required to get it?

Johnchrix:


To whom it may concern this man is a Decit, a scammer and a joker, don't do business with him.