ENIGMATIC2023:
Tinubu will never become President in Nigeria and I’ll tell you why.

PART 1: October 2018

Louis XIV was King of France for 72 years and 110 days  and became the most powerful French monarch who consolidated a system of absolute monarchical rule that endured until the French Revolution. At the peak of his maniac, he said: “L’Etat c’est  moi” (I am the state).

I am not aware Asiwaju Bola Tinubu is given to so much reading to have come across Louis’ declaration but I once heard him making the same declaration as he got up from his seat and said “Eko fe lo sun”(Lagos wants to sleep). The embodiment of the current pathetic Lagos by the man who rode to power in 1999 largely on account of his association with NADECO abroad is an interesting study for some of us who are eyewitnesses to recent history.


TINUBU WILL BE PRESIDENT IF THAT’S THE WILL OF GOD. EITHER YOU’RE HERE ON EARTH OR NOT. MKAE YOUR CHOICE, YOU CANNOT LEGISLATE FROM YOUR BIAFRA-LAND WHO BECOMES KINGS OR PRESIDENT. ONLY GOD DESTINES THAT. PRAY TO LIVE LONG SO YOU CAN SEE MORE.

Talking of the love Papa Adesanya had for Tinubu, I would just give one instance. Months into Tinubu’s  tenure, a scandal broke out around him that he did not attend any of the schools he listed in his resume: from St John’s Primary School, Aroloya in Lagos through Government College, Ibadan and University of Chicago.

The scandal broke out shortly after then Speaker of House of Representatives, Salisu Buhari had perjured by submitting a fake certificate from University of Toronto in Canada and was forced to step down. The media was celebrating the scandal and just a sentence from Afenifere against Tinubu then would have done him in.

I recall vividly being in the office of Senator Adesanya with the late Rev. Tunji Adebiyi when an old man with all grey hair and beards dressed in immaculate white dress with white shoes walked into his office and we had to excuse them.

When he left, we went back to meet the Leader and he was in a pensive mood. He told us what the old man told him:

”Abraham, you have to disown this boy (Tinubu) now”

And that he said to the oldie that: “a person who builds a wall does not pull it down.”

He said the man got up to leave and said:

”You will regret not doing so”.

The scene played in my mind in the last inactive days of Senator Adesanya as the last major outing he had before he went down was over Tinubu ~ Yinka Odumakin.

Nigerians, listen to me, I am a confirmed full-blooded Yoruba man from Ijebu-Ode. Some bastards said it is better to have Tinubu as President than for the Southwest to lose the Presidency. I said Sango & Ogun will obliterate all of them including their bastard children.

What have I ever benefited from Tinubu’s government?

Obasanjo became President for eight years, what did I benefit from him as a Yoruba man?

In 2015, Tinubu exhumed the decaying copse of Buhari, packaged him as the Messiah and sold him to us at 50-50kobo. And we bought it without questioning the logic behind it.

When Buhari and Osinbajo were drinking their 40Naira-sachet Milo at Eko Hotel, we never knew that it was our collective destinies that were being devoured by satanic powers & principalities.

These same bastards whose hundreds of billions of Naira palliatives disbursement during their COVID-19 cash-out scam never got to me are now compelling me to go take their booster-shot vaccines. It is non other than Sango that will obliterate & annihilate all your family members one after the other.

Now, they’re plotting to remove the (non existent) subsidies on Petroleum Products by June next year.

Look, let me paint you a picture of what will happen in case you don’t know.

The 200Naira transport fare that takes from Ojodu-Berger to Ikeja will become 500Naira.

The bag of Pure Water that sells averagely at 180Naira will become 400Naira.

The carton of Indomie Noodles (Hungry Man) that sells for 4,500Naira will become 9,000Naira.

You have not even seen the preview of what is coming yet.

You’re still complaining of armed robbery, banditry, kidnapping, cultism. All these are child’s play in comparison to what will engulf & kill of all you should these brainless bastards in government tamper with the subsidy.

Six fvcking years, you couldn’t build any refinery. They still have the audacity to allocate $1.5Billion for the turnaround maintenance of a moribund refinery in Portharcourt.

Look, the only thing can solve Nigeria’s problem is if three planet-sized asteroids collide with the planet Earth simultaneously so that everybody can go to blazes.

These bastards say they will pay 5,000Naira to 40Million poor Nigerians to cushion the effects.

What will 5,000Naira do compared to this calamity that is coming?

How did they even arrive at that figure that 40Million Nigerians are poor? Well, that figure could be correct during the Ebele Jonathan’s administration, but I tell you now without mincing words, no less than 160Millions Nigerians have been plunged into the valley of poverty - courtesy of Buhari’s trial & error economic policies.

If you’re one of the dunderheads still clamoring for Tinubu or APC, remember that none of their useless campaign promises of 2015 have been delivered.

Also remember that It is Tinubu, Buhari & Sanwo-Olu that sanctioned the bloody massacre at the Lekki Toll Gate.

Lastly, if you’re one of the assholes clamoring for Yemi Osinbajo to become the next President, then you need to hit your coconut head against the wall if you think that satanic, hypocritical, short man-devil will do any better than his master - Buhari.


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Afamsi:
That frog eyes wants to die like his brother... In pursuit of what he was never created to become. He is a fantasy president

Iyaebe:
Epistles, wake up from your dreams

efighter:


How did your grandparents die?

Miserably or shamefully?

Godons1:
Forget stories. Mazi Tinubu is our next President. We IGBO will give him 100% support.

Heroicvic:
To be candid, this is nothing but the truth by @op....
Like he illustrated everything correctly, my question is for how long shall we continue in this?

The worst part of it is that we common man will suffer for it, I mean how do you expect a son of a commissioner not be able to purchase a litre of fuel even if rises to 1000 per ltr

And the most saddening part is that we commoner will still be the one to fight ourselves here on Nairaland and everywhere

I know Buhari and Tinubus clowns will come for my head but the question is... Is this how we're going to achieve the better Nigeria we prayed for by licking asses of the these old frauds that won't hesitate to eliminate anyone that demand for better governance??

efighter:


How did your grandparents die?

Miserably or shamefully?

AsampeteNwaanyi:
mynd44 lalasticlala Seun

Rule 2

ENIGMATIC2023:

I recall vividly being in the office of Senator Adesanya with the late Rev. Tunji Adebiyi when an old man with all grey hair and beards dressed in immaculate white dress with white shoes walked into his office and we had to excuse them.

When he left, we went back to meet the Leader and he was in a pensive mood. He told us what the old man told him:

”Abraham, you have to disown this boy (Tinubu) now”

And that he said to the oldie that: “a person who builds a wall does not pull it down.”

He said the man got up to leave and said:

”You will regret not doing so”.

The scene played in my mind in the last inactive days of Senator Adesanya as the last major outing he had before he went down was over Tinubu ~ Yinka Odumakin.

Hmmmm Tinubu is all shades of wrong!

He's a sinking ship that will soon be abandoned

Surely he had his time, but it has come to an end!

He has played all his cards, nothing is left to be seen!

He has been isolated to Lagos camp for Internal Displayed Politicians! (IDP)

Just like other greedy politicians he has been played!

He has been used and dumped! The earlier he realizes this, the better for him!

In the game of politics, Buhari and El-rufai (the miniature of the devil) have won him hands down!

Ridiculed him in the presence of those who once hold him dear!

What should be of more concern to him is how he will pay for all the attrocities he committed

Will he pay He must pay dearly!

JAMO84:
This one just wrote nonsense, after taking 20kg of Mpurumirin.