Re: A Customer Gave Me Heavenly Currency Last Sunday. by ahnie: 3:45pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
QueenJay96: Do you stay in Asaba..... U mentioned ogbogonogo market Yeah anwai road precisely. Asabagram |
Re: A Customer Gave Me Heavenly Currency Last Sunday. by Deniseme: 3:48pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
Interesting.... |
Re: A Customer Gave Me Heavenly Currency Last Sunday. by Nobody: 3:49pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
Crazy ahnie but mo talk true DAT tract resemble dollapo for your mind you go don dey multiply 1 Like |
Re: A Customer Gave Me Heavenly Currency Last Sunday. by Tjesctacy(m): 3:49pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
ahnie: I was hustling in my roadside conglomerate jejely on sunday when this sleek GLK Ash colour pulled by and a very clean good looking chocolatey man wound down the glass and politely signal me to come.
I'm always in my best behaviour whenever I m attending to my customers, even to some of my frustrated customers. My phonetics go change like say na Britain dem born me, but na packaging, market gimmicks.
So I went to him, curtsey and greeted him. He placed his orders, then I calculated the total for him and he asked if I accept transfer.
I told him yes, called out my bank details to him, minutes later I got confirmation on my account.
I proceeded and packaged all he ordered for, I handled the purchases to him, bid him bye and returned back to my conglomerate
Okay for the records...I m an akarapreneur, if the English is too big for you to comprehend.... I dey fry akara for roadside na wey dey pay my bills. You gerriit?
I thought he had driven away...he called me back again, as a good Isoko woman, I went back to meet him smiling sheepishly.
From his personality I could tell...say na pastor he be or amongst the committee of sherikokos (deacon).
He stretched forth his hand and handed a dollar like mint paper to me and he said....sister Jesus loves you, God would prosper your business.
I said amen, in my mind I was thinking he gave me a real dollar bill, I quickly put it inside my apron and I was overly sweet to his proclamation.
I don even calculate how to go block all those bereau de change abokis for ogbogonogo market.
Then he drove off ...I was so happy, thinking I yaff hammered.
E later clear from my eyes when I brought my supposed dollar out and found out that, what he gave me was just an ordinary handbill wey them draw Jesus Christ put.
Funny thing was...he had about 5 heavenly currencies with him, he had wanted giving me the 5 p6, but the sister seated at the front seat told him to give me only one.
I was even dissing her in my Isoko mind, for wanting to pour sand inside my garri, I nor know say she was just been a SIMPle lady saving me from the impending shock.
Sis, may God bless you abundantly. Shey una see my life?
As for those that would bash me for not going to church on Sunday...Newsflash...I don't give a rat scrotum, so save your strength. I no come beg you for food, leave me for Jesus let him judge me.
If I come beg you money, you nor go give me So allow me use wetin I get, to get wetin I want. I am supporting this post with a like. 1 Like |
Re: A Customer Gave Me Heavenly Currency Last Sunday. by Simeonjoe1: 3:50pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
ahnie: I was hustling in my roadside conglomerate jejely on sunday when this sleek GLK Ash colour pulled by and a very clean good looking chocolatey man wound down the glass and politely signal me to come.
I'm always in my best behaviour whenever I m attending to my customers, even to some of my frustrated customers. My phonetics go change like say na Britain dem born me, but na packaging, market gimmicks.
So I went to him, curtsey and greeted him. He placed his orders, then I calculated the total for him and he asked if I accept transfer.
I told him yes, called out my bank details to him, minutes later I got confirmation on my account.
I proceeded and packaged all he ordered for, I handled the purchases to him, bid him bye and returned back to my conglomerate
Okay for the records...I m an akarapreneur, if the English is too big for you to comprehend.... I dey fry akara for roadside na wey dey pay my bills. You gerriit?
I thought he had driven away...he called me back again, as a good Isoko woman, I went back to meet him smiling sheepishly.
From his personality I could tell...say na pastor he be or amongst the committee of sherikokos (deacon).
He stretched forth his hand and handed a dollar like mint paper to me and he said....sister Jesus loves you, God would prosper your business.
I said amen, in my mind I was thinking he gave me a real dollar bill, I quickly put it inside my apron and I was overly sweet to his proclamation.
I don even calculate how to go block all those bereau de change abokis for ogbogonogo market.
Then he drove off ...I was so happy, thinking I yaff hammered.
E later clear from my eyes when I brought my supposed dollar out and found out that, what he gave me was just an ordinary handbill wey them draw Jesus Christ put.
Funny thing was...he had about 5 heavenly currencies with him, he had wanted giving me the 5 p6, but the sister seated at the front seat told him to give me only one.
I was even dissing her in my Isoko mind, for wanting to pour sand inside my garri, I nor know say she was just been a SIMPle lady saving me from the impending shock.
Sis, may God bless you abundantly. Shey una see my life?
As for those that would bash me for not going to church on Sunday...Newsflash...I don't give a rat scrotum, so save your strength. I no come beg you for food, leave me for Jesus let him judge me.
If I come beg you money, you nor go give me So allow me use wetin I get, to get wetin I want. Walahi you dey try for this comic relieve. If that's how you're funny for real life try dey do skit (try another new one like as akara seller with different funny customers, you'll never run out of content. You fit add that funny boy ejiro Mai come live for yourside). 1 Like |
Re: A Customer Gave Me Heavenly Currency Last Sunday. by Nobody: 3:51pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
Atleast no be runs you dey do, I'm proud of you 1 Like |
Re: A Customer Gave Me Heavenly Currency Last Sunday. by ahnie: 3:52pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
Simeonjoe1:
Walahi you dey try for this comic relieve. If that's how you're funny for real life try dey do skit (try another new one like as akara seller with different funny customers, you'll never run out of content. You fit add that funny boy ejiro Mai come live for yourside). My nephew ogaga you meant? 1 Like |
Re: A Customer Gave Me Heavenly Currency Last Sunday. by ahnie: 3:53pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
Thank you. youmour: Atleast no be runs you dey do, I'm proud of you 1 Like |
Re: A Customer Gave Me Heavenly Currency Last Sunday. by Pascaldebravoo: 3:53pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
ahnie: I was hustling in my roadside conglomerate jejely on sunday when this sleek GLK Ash colour pulled by and a very clean good looking chocolatey man wound down the glass and politely signal me to come.
I'm always in my best behaviour whenever I m attending to my customers, even to some of my frustrated customers. My phonetics go change like say na Britain dem born me, but na packaging, market gimmicks.
So I went to him, curtsey and greeted him. He placed his orders, then I calculated the total for him and he asked if I accept transfer.
I told him yes, called out my bank details to him, minutes later I got confirmation on my account.
I proceeded and packaged all he ordered for, I handled the purchases to him, bid him bye and returned back to my conglomerate
Okay for the records...I m an akarapreneur, if the English is too big for you to comprehend.... I dey fry akara for roadside na wey dey pay my bills. You gerriit?
I thought he had driven away...he called me back again, as a good Isoko woman, I went back to meet him smiling sheepishly.
From his personality I could tell...say na pastor he be or amongst the committee of sherikokos (deacon).
He stretched forth his hand and handed a dollar like mint paper to me and he said....sister Jesus loves you, God would prosper your business.
I said amen, in my mind I was thinking he gave me a real dollar bill, I quickly put it inside my apron and I was overly sweet to his proclamation.
I don even calculate how to go block all those bereau de change abokis for ogbogonogo market.
Then he drove off ...I was so happy, thinking I yaff hammered.
E later clear from my eyes when I brought my supposed dollar out and found out that, what he gave me was just an ordinary handbill wey them draw Jesus Christ put.
Funny thing was...he had about 5 heavenly currencies with him, he had wanted giving me the 5 p6, but the sister seated at the front seat told him to give me only one.
I was even dissing her in my Isoko mind, for wanting to pour sand inside my garri, I nor know say she was just been a SIMPle lady saving me from the impending shock.
Sis, may God bless you abundantly. Shey una see my life?
As for those that would bash me for not going to church on Sunday...Newsflash...I don't give a rat scrotum, so save your strength. I no come beg you for food, leave me for Jesus let him judge me.
If I come beg you money, you nor go give me So allow me use wetin I get, to get wetin I want. Unfortunately, u do not have faith. If u had had faith u would have converted that money to real money. Go and read Mark 11:24 in order to do the needful next time. |
Re: A Customer Gave Me Heavenly Currency Last Sunday. by Kajaard: 3:54pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
Kobojunkie: Did the man extend to you a piece of paper disguised to look like a dollar bill which instead was a piece of paper telling you of God?
If yes, then how did I misconstrue what you clearly expressed in the portion of your text which I posted? You talk a lot of rubbish. Sometimes learn to keep quiet. You quoted the op out of context and in your usual way of trying to respond to every post on nairaland you wrote rubbish. 2 Likes |
Re: A Customer Gave Me Heavenly Currency Last Sunday. by Kajaard: 3:56pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
ahnie: Thank you. You no why I like you? You are always yourself, no forming. Keeping it real like a real Isoko lady. God bless your hustle sister 1 Like |
Re: A Customer Gave Me Heavenly Currency Last Sunday. by ahnie: 3:56pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
Pascaldebravoo:
Unfortunately, u do not have faith. If u had had faith u would have converted that money to real money. Go and read Mark 11:24 in order to do the needful next time. I could dash you the heavenly currency so your faith can help my faith to convert it into real dollar 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: A Customer Gave Me Heavenly Currency Last Sunday. by kunle75(m): 3:56pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
ahnie: I was hustling in my roadside conglomerate jejely on sunday when this sleek GLK Ash colour pulled by and a very clean good looking chocolatey man wound down the glass and politely signal me to come.
I'm always in my best behaviour whenever I m attending to my customers, even to some of my frustrated customers. My phonetics go change like say na Britain dem born me, but na packaging, market gimmicks.
So I went to him, curtsey and greeted him. He placed his orders, then I calculated the total for him and he asked if I accept transfer.
I told him yes, called out my bank details to him, minutes later I got confirmation on my account.
I proceeded and packaged all he ordered for, I handled the purchases to him, bid him bye and returned back to my conglomerate
Okay for the records...I m an akarapreneur, if the English is too big for you to comprehend.... I dey fry akara for roadside na wey dey pay my bills. You gerriit?
I thought he had driven away...he called me back again, as a good Isoko woman, I went back to meet him smiling sheepishly.
From his personality I could tell...say na pastor he be or amongst the committee of sherikokos (deacon).
He stretched forth his hand and handed a dollar like mint paper to me and he said....sister Jesus loves you, God would prosper your business.
I said amen, in my mind I was thinking he gave me a real dollar bill, I quickly put it inside my apron and I was overly sweet to his proclamation.
I don even calculate how to go block all those bereau de change abokis for ogbogonogo market.
Then he drove off ...I was so happy, thinking I yaff hammered.
E later clear from my eyes when I brought my supposed dollar out and found out that, what he gave me was just an ordinary handbill wey them draw Jesus Christ put.
Funny thing was...he had about 5 heavenly currencies with him, he had wanted giving me the 5 p6, but the sister seated at the front seat told him to give me only one.
I was even dissing her in my Isoko mind, for wanting to pour sand inside my garri, I nor know say she was just been a SIMPle lady saving me from the impending shock.
Sis, may God bless you abundantly. Shey una see my life?
As for those that would bash me for not going to church on Sunday...Newsflash...I don't give a rat scrotum, so save your strength. I no come beg you for food, leave me for Jesus let him judge me.
If I come beg you money, you nor go give me So allow me use wetin I get, to get wetin I want. Follow me please let's talk,thanks |
Re: A Customer Gave Me Heavenly Currency Last Sunday. by ahnie: 3:57pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
kunle75:
Follow me please let's talk,thanks I just responded. |
Re: A Customer Gave Me Heavenly Currency Last Sunday. by ahnie: 3:58pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
Kajaard:
You no why I like you? You are always yourself, no forming. Keeping it real like a real Isoko lady. God bless your hustle sister Thank you.who forming epp. 1 Like |
Re: A Customer Gave Me Heavenly Currency Last Sunday. by Nobody: 4:04pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
ahnie: I was hustling in my roadside conglomerate jejely on sunday when this sleek GLK Ash colour pulled by and a very clean good looking chocolatey man wound down the glass and politely signal me to come.
I'm always in my best behaviour whenever I m attending to my customers, even to some of my frustrated customers. My phonetics go change like say na Britain dem born me, but na packaging, market gimmicks.
So I went to him, curtsey and greeted him. He placed his orders, then I calculated the total for him and he asked if I accept transfer.
I told him yes, called out my bank details to him, minutes later I got confirmation on my account.
I proceeded and packaged all he ordered for, I handled the purchases to him, bid him bye and returned back to my conglomerate
Okay for the records...I m an akarapreneur, if the English is too big for you to comprehend.... I dey fry akara for roadside na wey dey pay my bills. You gerriit?
I thought he had driven away...he called me back again, as a good Isoko woman, I went back to meet him smiling sheepishly.
From his personality I could tell...say na pastor he be or amongst the committee of sherikokos (deacon).
He stretched forth his hand and handed a dollar like mint paper to me and he said....sister Jesus loves you, God would prosper your business.
I said amen, in my mind I was thinking he gave me a real dollar bill, I quickly put it inside my apron and I was overly sweet to his proclamation.
I don even calculate how to go block all those bereau de change abokis for ogbogonogo market.
Then he drove off ...I was so happy, thinking I yaff hammered.
E later clear from my eyes when I brought my supposed dollar out and found out that, what he gave me was just an ordinary handbill wey them draw Jesus Christ put.
Funny thing was...he had about 5 heavenly currencies with him, he had wanted giving me the 5 p6, but the sister seated at the front seat told him to give me only one.
I was even dissing her in my Isoko mind, for wanting to pour sand inside my garri, I nor know say she was just been a SIMPle lady saving me from the impending shock.
Sis, may God bless you abundantly. Shey una see my life?
As for those that would bash me for not going to church on Sunday...Newsflash...I don't give a rat scrotum, so save your strength. I no come beg you for food, leave me for Jesus let him judge me.
If I come beg you money, you nor go give me So allow me use wetin I get, to get wetin I want. You are a good writer 2 Likes |
Re: A Customer Gave Me Heavenly Currency Last Sunday. by Donchieli: 4:06pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
Ur heavenly race don sure Next I enter nnebisi road I go come patronize you ahnie: I was hustling in my roadside conglomerate jejely on sunday when this sleek GLK Ash colour pulled by and a very clean good looking chocolatey man wound down the glass and politely signal me to come.
I'm always in my best behaviour whenever I m attending to my customers, even to some of my frustrated customers. My phonetics go change like say na Britain dem born me, but na packaging, market gimmicks.
So I went to him, curtsey and greeted him. He placed his orders, then I calculated the total for him and he asked if I accept transfer.
I told him yes, called out my bank details to him, minutes later I got confirmation on my account.
I proceeded and packaged all he ordered for, I handled the purchases to him, bid him bye and returned back to my conglomerate
Okay for the records...I m an akarapreneur, if the English is too big for you to comprehend.... I dey fry akara for roadside na wey dey pay my bills. You gerriit?
I thought he had driven away...he called me back again, as a good Isoko woman, I went back to meet him smiling sheepishly.
From his personality I could tell...say na pastor he be or amongst the committee of sherikokos (deacon).
He stretched forth his hand and handed a dollar like mint paper to me and he said....sister Jesus loves you, God would prosper your business.
I said amen, in my mind I was thinking he gave me a real dollar bill, I quickly put it inside my apron and I was overly sweet to his proclamation.
I don even calculate how to go block all those bereau de change abokis for ogbogonogo market.
Then he drove off ...I was so happy, thinking I yaff hammered.
E later clear from my eyes when I brought my supposed dollar out and found out that, what he gave me was just an ordinary handbill wey them draw Jesus Christ put.
Funny thing was...he had about 5 heavenly currencies with him, he had wanted giving me the 5 p6, but the sister seated at the front seat told him to give me only one.
I was even dissing her in my Isoko mind, for wanting to pour sand inside my garri, I nor know say she was just been a SIMPle lady saving me from the impending shock.
Sis, may God bless you abundantly. Shey una see my life?
As for those that would bash me for not going to church on Sunday...Newsflash...I don't give a rat scrotum, so save your strength. I no come beg you for food, leave me for Jesus let him judge me.
If I come beg you money, you nor go give me So allow me use wetin I get, to get wetin I want. 1 Like |
Re: A Customer Gave Me Heavenly Currency Last Sunday. by Kobojunkie: 4:10pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
Kajaard: You talk a lot of rubbish. Sometimes learn to keep quiet. You quoted the op out of context and in your usual way of trying to respond to every post on nairaland you wrote rubbish. Again...Did the man extend to you a piece of paper disguised to look like a dollar bill which instead was a piece of paper telling you of God? If yes, then how did I misconstrue what you clearly expressed in the portion of your text which I posted? |
Re: A Customer Gave Me Heavenly Currency Last Sunday. by ayo2008: 4:10pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
ahnie: I was hustling in my roadside conglomerate jejely on sunday when this sleek GLK Ash colour pulled by and a very clean good looking chocolatey man wound down the glass and politely signal me to come.
I'm always in my best behaviour whenever I m attending to my customers, even to some of my frustrated customers. My phonetics go change like say na Britain dem born me, but na packaging, market gimmicks.
Your hustle without Christ in the equation is not effort in futility. The icing on one's cake is allowing Jesus Christ to be fulfilled involved in your day to day activities. Jesus loves you So I went to him, curtsey and greeted him. He placed his orders, then I calculated the total for him and he asked if I accept transfer.
I told him yes, called out my bank details to him, minutes later I got confirmation on my account.
I proceeded and packaged all he ordered for, I handled the purchases to him, bid him bye and returned back to my conglomerate
Okay for the records...I m an akarapreneur, if the English is too big for you to comprehend.... I dey fry akara for roadside na wey dey pay my bills. You gerriit?
I thought he had driven away...he called me back again, as a good Isoko woman, I went back to meet him smiling sheepishly.
From his personality I could tell...say na pastor he be or amongst the committee of sherikokos (deacon).
He stretched forth his hand and handed a dollar like mint paper to me and he said....sister Jesus loves you, God would prosper your business.
I said amen, in my mind I was thinking he gave me a real dollar bill, I quickly put it inside my apron and I was overly sweet to his proclamation.
I don even calculate how to go block all those bereau de change abokis for ogbogonogo market.
Then he drove off ...I was so happy, thinking I yaff hammered.
E later clear from my eyes when I brought my supposed dollar out and found out that, what he gave me was just an ordinary handbill wey them draw Jesus Christ put.
Funny thing was...he had about 5 heavenly currencies with him, he had wanted giving me the 5 p6, but the sister seated at the front seat told him to give me only one.
I was even dissing her in my Isoko mind, for wanting to pour sand inside my garri, I nor know say she was just been a SIMPle lady saving me from the impending shock.
Sis, may God bless you abundantly. Shey una see my life?
As for those that would bash me for not going to church on Sunday...Newsflash...I don't give a rat scrotum, so save your strength. I no come beg you for food, leave me for Jesus let him judge me.
If I come beg you money, you nor go give me So allow me use wetin I get, to get wetin I want. |
Re: A Customer Gave Me Heavenly Currency Last Sunday. by qanda: 4:12pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
I had a hearty laff.
Beautiful Read.
Keep writing and sharing. 1 Like |
Re: A Customer Gave Me Heavenly Currency Last Sunday. by ayo2008: 4:14pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
ahnie: I was hustling in my roadside conglomerate jejely on sunday when this sleek GLK Ash colour pulled by and a very clean good looking chocolatey man wound down the glass and politely signal me to come.
I'm always in my best behaviour whenever I m attending to my customers, even to some of my frustrated customers. My phonetics go change like say na Britain dem born me, but na packaging, market gimmicks.
Your hustle without Christ in the equation is not effort in futility. The icing on one's cake is allowing Jesus Christ to be fulfilled involved in your day to day activities. Jesus loves you So I went to him, curtsey and greeted him. He placed his orders, then I calculated the total for him and he asked if I accept transfer.
I told him yes, called out my bank details to him, minutes later I got confirmation on my account.
I proceeded and packaged all he ordered for, I handled the purchases to him, bid him bye and returned back to my conglomerate
Okay for the records...I m an akarapreneur, if the English is too big for you to comprehend.... I dey fry akara for roadside na wey dey pay my bills. You gerriit?
I thought he had driven away...he called me back again, as a good Isoko woman, I went back to meet him smiling sheepishly.
From his personality I could tell...say na pastor he be or amongst the committee of sherikokos (deacon).
He stretched forth his hand and handed a dollar like mint paper to me and he said....sister Jesus loves you, God would prosper your business.
I said amen, in my mind I was thinking he gave me a real dollar bill, I quickly put it inside my apron and I was overly sweet to his proclamation.
I don even calculate how to go block all those bereau de change abokis for ogbogonogo market.
Then he drove off ...I was so happy, thinking I yaff hammered.
E later clear from my eyes when I brought my supposed dollar out and found out that, what he gave me was just an ordinary handbill wey them draw Jesus Christ put.
Funny thing was...he had about 5 heavenly currencies with him, he had wanted giving me the 5 p6, but the sister seated at the front seat told him to give me only one.
I was even dissing her in my Isoko mind, for wanting to pour sand inside my garri, I nor know say she was just been a SIMPle lady saving me from the impending shock.
Sis, may God bless you abundantly. Shey una see my life?
As for those that would bash me for not going to church on Sunday...Newsflash...I don't give a rat scrotum, so save your strength. I no come beg you for food, leave me for Jesus let him judge me.
If I come beg you money, you nor go give me So allow me use wetin I get, to get wetin I want. Your hustling without Christ been in the equation is effort in futility at the long run. Jesus Christ is the icing on a man's cake why not give him a chance and accept Him as your Lord and saviour today cos He loves you. What shall it profit a man if he gains the whole world and loss his soul in hell! |
Re: A Customer Gave Me Heavenly Currency Last Sunday. by Simeonjoe1: 4:15pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
ahnie:
My nephew ogaga you meant? . |
Re: A Customer Gave Me Heavenly Currency Last Sunday. by Simeonjoe1: 4:16pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
ahnie:
My nephew ogaga you meant? Yeah ogaga.. I always picture how funny the guy is in my head |
Re: A Customer Gave Me Heavenly Currency Last Sunday. by Emperor88(m): 4:19pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
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Re: A Customer Gave Me Heavenly Currency Last Sunday. by Kobojunkie: 4:19pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
ayo2008: Your hustling without Christ been in the equation is effort in futility at the long run. Jesus Christ is the icing on a man's cake why not give him a chance and accept Him as your Lord and saviour today cos He loves you. What shall it profit a man if he gains the whole world and loss his soul in hell! Stop lying in the name of God. Jesus Christ never promised anyone he would be the icing on their cake. He instead said if you chose go give up your hustling and your cake entirely for His sake, He will give you something entirely different to last you for eternity.... John 6 vs 25 - 44 Way too many of you don't even know Jesus Christ or His actual teachings and commandments, but are all too quick to shove your ignorance at others to decieve them. 1 Like |
Re: A Customer Gave Me Heavenly Currency Last Sunday. by kunle75(m): 4:20pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
ahnie:
I just responded. Thanks |
Re: A Customer Gave Me Heavenly Currency Last Sunday. by Kobojunkie: 4:20pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
Emperor88: Go to a church on sunday(RCCG) and put the heavenly currency in their offering box. Awon weyrey Na RCCG of Deeperlife get that so-called heavenly currency there? Great idea though! Shove that thing back in their offering box for them. 1 Like |
Re: A Customer Gave Me Heavenly Currency Last Sunday. by AleAirHub(m): 4:21pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
Chai.... My tribal never disappointment someone with their opposite lala Mad original girl akarapreneur Your write don easy off my sad mood today, thank you ahnie: I was hustling in my roadside conglomerate jejely on sunday when this sleek GLK Ash colour pulled by and a very clean good looking chocolatey man wound down the glass and politely signal me to come.
I'm always in my best behaviour whenever I m attending to my customers, even to some of my frustrated customers. My phonetics go change like say na Britain dem born me, but na packaging, market gimmicks.
So I went to him, curtsey and greeted him. He placed his orders, then I calculated the total for him and he asked if I accept transfer.
I told him yes, called out my bank details to him, minutes later I got confirmation on my account.
I proceeded and packaged all he ordered for, I handled the purchases to him, bid him bye and returned back to my conglomerate
Okay for the records...I m an akarapreneur, if the English is too big for you to comprehend.... I dey fry akara for roadside na wey dey pay my bills. You gerriit?
I thought he had driven away...he called me back again, as a good Isoko woman, I went back to meet him smiling sheepishly.
From his personality I could tell...say na pastor he be or amongst the committee of sherikokos (deacon).
He stretched forth his hand and handed a dollar like mint paper to me and he said....sister Jesus loves you, God would prosper your business.
I said amen, in my mind I was thinking he gave me a real dollar bill, I quickly put it inside my apron and I was overly sweet to his proclamation.
I don even calculate how to go block all those bereau de change abokis for ogbogonogo market.
Then he drove off ...I was so happy, thinking I yaff hammered.
E later clear from my eyes when I brought my supposed dollar out and found out that, what he gave me was just an ordinary handbill wey them draw Jesus Christ put.
Funny thing was...he had about 5 heavenly currencies with him, he had wanted giving me the 5 p6, but the sister seated at the front seat told him to give me only one.
I was even dissing her in my Isoko mind, for wanting to pour sand inside my garri, I nor know say she was just been a SIMPle lady saving me from the impending shock.
Sis, may God bless you abundantly. Shey una see my life?
As for those that would bash me for not going to church on Sunday...Newsflash...I don't give a rat scrotum, so save your strength. I no come beg you for food, leave me for Jesus let him judge me.
If I come beg you money, you nor go give me So allow me use wetin I get, to get wetin I want. |
Re: A Customer Gave Me Heavenly Currency Last Sunday. by simplesearch: 4:21pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
Sister, if only you know what eternity holds for you. You won't even consider stealing God's time on your personal business. Heaven is for the courageous not for cowards, I pray God will open your eye to see what he's preparing for you! Funny enough, is it not because you're healthy that makes you act or think this way. Go and see those with bundles of money who only want their health back at any cost. If you're in doubt ask Dangote who couldn't but watch his brother die, even with all the money at his disposal. Money is good, but it is just not the most important thing in life. |
Re: A Customer Gave Me Heavenly Currency Last Sunday. by Nobody: 4:22pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
Please cherish the words in that paper it's will prosper your way |
Re: A Customer Gave Me Heavenly Currency Last Sunday. by SafetyPlug(m): 4:23pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
ahnie:
Chai comrade you're on point. The queues is bae,the customers de over humble themselves on Sundays.
The ones we dey car go come down begging you frantically to sell to them, them go even dash you the change joinam,if you come be fyne girl and good looking them go try to impress you. Lolz Honestly. If you come dey near a big church(probably Catholic church), after the morning Mass,na flood gate oh 1 Like |
Re: A Customer Gave Me Heavenly Currency Last Sunday. by Candidlady: 4:23pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
Emperor88:
Go to a church on sunday(RCCG) and put the heavenly currency in their offering box. Awon weyrey lol me iwant earthly currency.. Destination is heaven and ihavent gotten there 1 Like |