₦airaland Forum

Imagine looking for a Job for 3years and ur rich Uncle decide to fix ur name somewhere in Abuja with salary of N250k and accommodation but u didn't meet any of the requirements for the job.

The Job needs a graduate with at least 5years experience while u are actually a secondary school drop out. Ur uncle decide to forge a certificate for u and then secured the job for u.

Will you accept it?

Amotolongbo:
For naija, na person wey no benefit dey shout corruption

When it favours u, it is called connection

When it doesn't favour u, it is called corruption
Lemme call on the "resident pastor nairaland church of Christ" Apostle Righteousness to tell us if this is an end time Job

For naija, na person wey no benefit dey shout corruption

My brother, the blessings of God are the type that adds no sorrow or repercussions in the future. So why would you accept something that's founded on forgery? The saga that concerned the former minister of Finance, Kemi Adeosun's, has taught us that such thing will have always have repercussions in the future, they have a way of destroying ones integrity in the long run. So my brother, be wise and don't stoop to that level.

I wouldn't want that. I'd would have preferred a job that I have experience in.

When you are been caught, you will repay everything you earned,and still be prosecuted and jailed for forgery ,and impersonation

Where is that useless uncle of yours. Give him my damn name and remove yours.

I don't want such job, I will rather tell him to help me get a job that best fit my present qualification, I cherish peace of mind..

Reason you can never see me forge any certificate, even my age remain the same, despite the fact that, the present Nigeria job requires younger people, I'm always favoured, even with a mouth watering salary....

Nah Grace no be disgrace

Ok

Damnnn niggar
Isoright....

See questions.....shey them use poverty swear for me

I go accept am with alacrity

Nobody hates corruption in this country...we are just pretending to hate corruption because we are not the ones carrying out the corruption

My uncle wouldn't dare such to start with.

E be like say hunger never wire you

Wetin dis one dey talk sef

Ogbonni if no want the job no be winch for another person o.

As an anti curruption person, there's 99.99% chance u won't still make heaven.

Asking in a forum like this shows you're well trained and you needed to be advised.

1. You will always be at the mercy of your uncle and he will never trust you with any tangible responsibility as he would alway believe that you both share same corrupt nature if you accept the offer

2.You will never do well in the job as you will be constantly looking over your shoulder.

3. You will be disgraced.

4. When caught you will be charged for forgery and impersonation which comes with stiff punishment

5.You have shortchanged yourself when you accept the offer...Who Says God can't bless you financially without a degree...What you just need is to be a solution to someone and blessings will start flowing...

I won't, because I am on the narrow path.

There is a way that seemeth right unto a man, but the end thereof are the ways of death.

Please can you give me the uncle’s number, I need to ask him something

Your uncle and all those who enjoy ya money will hide themselves when it happens.
There is nothing bad in one's uncle helping with a job, BUT, everything is bad with forgery.

Sapa never hold you nah why you still dae decide

God will take absolute control

Ok

Hmmm...I will just walk out from my imagination because it's not possible my name being there because na wicked uncles I get.... Na to collect wetin go reach you them dey dey wait.
But if by mistake it happens, who are mine to reject such unmerited favour from God...


But on a serious note na the corruption way we dey talk about be that ooo....I think this thing called corruption is relative, depends on how you look at it, asking God for unmerited favour and he grants it that means the giver and the receiver are both CORRUPT

NOBODY, I repeat NOBODY in this present day Nigeria will reject that offer.
Iriswariris!

Accept the job oga and start part time programe studying the same course on the forged result..when u must have graduated from part time programe .waite for abt 5 years while still working then go and swear an avidavid of wrong dated certificate..very easy. Work nor dey o.go and thank ur uncle dont disapoint him go for it

I don't get it, which job are you looking for as secondary school drop out? Please op they reason well before cooking stories.

Let me see that opportunity before I decide

My friend go and resume the job.

250k is not a salary in sane place... go and ask how much original road sweepers are earning in dubai.. Nigeria has gone to the gods... my friend told me, there's hunger in Nigeria that girls now Bleep anything under trousers because of food.. chai