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The Funniest Nickname You Gave A Teacher Back In Secondary School. by Sadiqali24(op):
Tell us the funniest nickname you gave a teacher back in secondary school.
And how did the name came about?

Mine, our PHE teacher was always calling his cane tumpapia, funny thing, this tumpapia is a name of a medicine, he left us with no choice than to start calling him by that.
Share yours.
Re: The Funniest Nickname You Gave A Teacher Back In Secondary School. by chatinent: 5:28am On Dec 23, 2021
We named our English teacher Ugo C. UGO.
Re: The Funniest Nickname You Gave A Teacher Back In Secondary School. by spice123(m): 5:38am On Dec 23, 2021
We named our C.R.K teacher Nebucadnezzer simply because he has all the qualities of the man and always talked about him.
Re: The Funniest Nickname You Gave A Teacher Back In Secondary School. by donaldking10: 5:45am On Dec 23, 2021
"lady koi-koi shoe".... because of her funny looking high-heel shoes
Re: The Funniest Nickname You Gave A Teacher Back In Secondary School. by jeffizy(m): 5:57am On Dec 23, 2021
Tamurege . Later modernized to Tamrocks . All because the teacher had a limp.


May God forgive students. We nor dey try sometimes. grin grin
Re: The Funniest Nickname You Gave A Teacher Back In Secondary School. by Merlissa(f):
We called one of our teachers Mr Tiger because of his tribal marks..

Never knew his real name till I left school cheesy
Re: The Funniest Nickname You Gave A Teacher Back In Secondary School. by PlayerMeji: 6:39am On Dec 23, 2021
I remember Pytha... For Pythagoras
Re: The Funniest Nickname You Gave A Teacher Back In Secondary School. by tompat86(m): 6:47am On Dec 23, 2021
Maths teacher: Mr timberland
English language teacher:One eyed Sunday
IRK:Mr Osama(cz of his beards)
Re: The Funniest Nickname You Gave A Teacher Back In Secondary School. by vastolord4(m): 6:55am On Dec 23, 2021
Mr Segun PHE teacher was named sub zero..
The man skin can be cold like winter
Re: The Funniest Nickname You Gave A Teacher Back In Secondary School. by Bluntguy: 7:02am On Dec 23, 2021
Our metal works teacher in school was named bla bla bla. Lol, he always told us we used to talk bla bla bla.
Re: The Funniest Nickname You Gave A Teacher Back In Secondary School. by mkoabiola: 7:14am On Dec 23, 2021
We called d principal.. "belleti cos of d big belle
Re: The Funniest Nickname You Gave A Teacher Back In Secondary School. by Nobody: 7:16am On Dec 23, 2021
Chaiii
Our Yoruba teacher we named her "ojona ko ku" meaning "burnt but not dead' anytime I remember this i always bef for forgiveness
Re: The Funniest Nickname You Gave A Teacher Back In Secondary School. by Lattop(m): 7:29am On Dec 23, 2021
Vice Principal Baba Blue, the man is more than black
Re: The Funniest Nickname You Gave A Teacher Back In Secondary School. by Nicepoker(m): 7:38am On Dec 23, 2021
My Intro tech teacher. I personally gave him "undertaker". Mehn that man's hate for me was out of this world. When flogging me he always did it as if I was responsible for his divorce.
Re: The Funniest Nickname You Gave A Teacher Back In Secondary School. by Styluss: 7:52am On Dec 23, 2021
chatinent:
We named our English teacher Ugo C. UGO.
lol... That's an author
Re: The Funniest Nickname You Gave A Teacher Back In Secondary School. by Styluss: 7:56am On Dec 23, 2021
Mr fagbolagun..
.

We call him Fagbo cause of his gramars
Re: The Funniest Nickname You Gave A Teacher Back In Secondary School. by Deflames01(m): 7:58am On Dec 23, 2021
Lol
Re: The Funniest Nickname You Gave A Teacher Back In Secondary School. by Brainard22: 8:01am On Dec 23, 2021
Gave my secondary School teacher

Shokolokogbangoshe

I know the name is common but spread like wild fire that even fresh kids knew him by the name
Re: The Funniest Nickname You Gave A Teacher Back In Secondary School. by nazablossom(f): 8:06am On Dec 23, 2021
Principal= Chimney (smokes slot)
Physics teacher=acceleration
Mathematics teacher=Subtutu(derived from simultaneous equation, substitution method) grin
Music teacher: Doremi
Business studies teacher: Nwa baby
Fine art teacher (corp member)= Capone
grin
Re: The Funniest Nickname You Gave A Teacher Back In Secondary School. by Samuelkirk(m): 8:29am On Dec 23, 2021
Gave our economics teacher the nickname"benayoun " grin mama can scratch anywhere while teaching
Re: The Funniest Nickname You Gave A Teacher Back In Secondary School. by Tokskob2008: 8:29am On Dec 23, 2021
chatinent:
We named our English teacher Ugo C. UGO.
Ugo C. Ugo...... Nostalgia!
Re: The Funniest Nickname You Gave A Teacher Back In Secondary School. by chatinent: 8:55am On Dec 23, 2021
Tokskob2008:
Ugo C. Ugo...... Nostalgia!
I feel you, bro.
Re: The Funniest Nickname You Gave A Teacher Back In Secondary School. by BigYash: 8:58am On Dec 23, 2021
Math Teacher..
Quadrilateral
Re: The Funniest Nickname You Gave A Teacher Back In Secondary School. by crazysam001: 9:01am On Dec 23, 2021
Our housemasters name was Gali Boy, he could use the word galivant 3 times per sentence.
Re: The Funniest Nickname You Gave A Teacher Back In Secondary School. by Clinton911: 9:11am On Dec 23, 2021
Business studies teacher: iron lady.
the wo-man na terrorist she terrorize us from js1 to ss3

school gatemen: Eshe ebuzu (head of cricket) and pi-lay (okada)

father forgive me oh
Re: The Funniest Nickname You Gave A Teacher Back In Secondary School. by FahBuLous: 9:12am On Dec 23, 2021
Hold the floor grin grin



Because anytime he wants to flog you, he will be saying "Hold the floor"
Re: The Funniest Nickname You Gave A Teacher Back In Secondary School. by BigDawsNet: 9:21am On Dec 23, 2021
Bandits

This nigga will beat the shiit out of ur life...
Whenever you caught up in a mess...

Some teacher will call him "Mr bandits, you food is ready"... Dis nigga with deadly smile on his face wil drag out bunches of cane...

He will beat you and ur shadow will leave you...
Re: The Funniest Nickname You Gave A Teacher Back In Secondary School. by adedayo3193(m): 9:30am On Dec 23, 2021
We named one of our teachers "potatoe" because he can't pronounce protractor correctly.
Re: The Funniest Nickname You Gave A Teacher Back In Secondary School. by dodoatirice: 9:34am On Dec 23, 2021
Terminator.

Even the toughest of Seniors couldn’t dust his strokes. He had an Arsenal of kane sorry Cain lol
Re: The Funniest Nickname You Gave A Teacher Back In Secondary School. by Nobody: 9:35am On Dec 23, 2021
AGAMA
Re: The Funniest Nickname You Gave A Teacher Back In Secondary School. by Nobody: 9:42am On Dec 23, 2021
We name our government teacher, "kill and bury" because he always say that he will u and bury u. . grin
Re: The Funniest Nickname You Gave A Teacher Back In Secondary School. by Haakeem(m): 10:15am On Dec 23, 2021
Na so we give one of our teacher 'adai wizzy' his love for wizkid music no be here,e go even they listen to the music con they lash u join....secondary school life was fuun... As for our principal na 'white ram' we give am....watin go make am wear another colour wey no be white i no no,even most of his car na white.
And before i forget,mr red cable hope u are doing well, all ur boiz that time are now grown up...
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