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Re: The Funniest Nickname You Gave A Teacher Back In Secondary School. by Rahyberg(m): 10:16am On Dec 23, 2021
There ñames and nicknames goes as follows:
Vice-principal -Curve 2(due to his bowl leg)
Geography teacher - Egg-roll(due to shriñkage of his head)
Teacher - One man , one Lace(baba loves to wear lace)
Re: The Funniest Nickname You Gave A Teacher Back In Secondary School. by RightDecision15: 10:27am On Dec 23, 2021
My maths teacher we gave him Apari coz he’s bard
Re: The Funniest Nickname You Gave A Teacher Back In Secondary School. by Xantel(f): 10:31am On Dec 23, 2021
We call her 'seven colours' because she bleach her skin grin
Re: The Funniest Nickname You Gave A Teacher Back In Secondary School. by inumidun2010(m): 10:35am On Dec 23, 2021
tompat86:
Maths teacher: Mr timberland
English language teacher:One eyed Sunday
IRK:Mr Osama(cz of his beards)


I remember ONE EYED SUNDAY in INTENSIVE ENGLISH TEXTBOOK , I think SS1 .....

Good old DAYS...
Re: The Funniest Nickname You Gave A Teacher Back In Secondary School. by Rahkman: 10:46am On Dec 23, 2021
Physics teacher ......baba zidane because him head dey like pick axe come bald ontop
Re: The Funniest Nickname You Gave A Teacher Back In Secondary School. by Volksguys1985: 10:49am On Dec 23, 2021
Aparo
Fab
Paso
Re: The Funniest Nickname You Gave A Teacher Back In Secondary School. by LogicBomb8: 11:16am On Dec 23, 2021
G.i.s for our geography teacher
Jumpper for our computer teacher dis guy takes so much delight in teaching about a computa device calld juper but d name best refer to his choice of trousers jump up
Re: The Funniest Nickname You Gave A Teacher Back In Secondary School. by Otunbaigwe(m): 11:18am On Dec 23, 2021
The nick name I gave my vice principal then was masaka.
Re: The Funniest Nickname You Gave A Teacher Back In Secondary School. by olatex25(m): 11:48am On Dec 23, 2021
Yoruba teacher :- Old skool
Economics :- irunmulowo
Re: The Funniest Nickname You Gave A Teacher Back In Secondary School. by Joelobioha(m): 12:04pm On Dec 23, 2021
My technical drawing teacher..Mr Anosike..but we cut it down to(Anus ike)

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Re: The Funniest Nickname You Gave A Teacher Back In Secondary School. by Scatterscatter(m): 12:17pm On Dec 23, 2021
My vice principal - we gave him "sheshe and 2yards" (his trousers was always stuck in between his ass) grin
Re: The Funniest Nickname You Gave A Teacher Back In Secondary School. by Prolificgiant(m): 12:37pm On Dec 23, 2021
We Do call our fine art teacher then (iya koleeje) shocked shocked
Re: The Funniest Nickname You Gave A Teacher Back In Secondary School. by rowland545(m): 12:43pm On Dec 23, 2021
We named our vice principal.... Walai-talai grin

Anytime e wan flog u e fit talk walai-talai reach 50x b4 e flog u.....and d man sabj flog.

Back then if we see I'm day c we don clear weather we commit or not...

We also had another Mr ojo DAT man go spit inside ur mouth tell u make u swallow I'm ...heard his late ...may his soul rest in peace...I never swallowed his saliva so issues with him...


Govt sec school karshi, Abuja aka monkey London was d worst sch I ever attended..will never send any of my kids to boarding sch
Re: The Funniest Nickname You Gave A Teacher Back In Secondary School. by Doctorimpulse(m): 1:07pm On Dec 23, 2021
grin During my time,in ss3, we called our maths teacher "mr. Foi" cos he always pronounced "four" as "foi" lol
Re: The Funniest Nickname You Gave A Teacher Back In Secondary School. by LifeOfTrigga(m): 1:15pm On Dec 23, 2021
[quote author=Brainard22 post=108741749]Gave my secondary School teacher

Shokolokogbangoshe

Remind me the story book name please
Re: The Funniest Nickname You Gave A Teacher Back In Secondary School. by thesolutions(m): 1:18pm On Dec 23, 2021
I'm here to spot people from my alma mater
Re: The Funniest Nickname You Gave A Teacher Back In Secondary School. by dreyboard(m): 1:24pm On Dec 23, 2021
We named our English teacher "azonto" because of the way she used to walk
Our vice principal was named" Aparo" because of his bald help..., May god forgive us
Re: The Funniest Nickname You Gave A Teacher Back In Secondary School. by jimmychang: 1:53pm On Dec 23, 2021
Omo we gave one of our maths teachers UNCLE ELONGATED,omo that teacher head resemble Abuja yam grin grin grin
Re: The Funniest Nickname You Gave A Teacher Back In Secondary School. by Sucre6: 2:02pm On Dec 23, 2021
Our chemistry uncle, Mr. Litmus, from litmus paper experiment grin
Our principal, Mama P
Our maths Teacher: Spirit, when this guy walks, his footsteps makes no sound, makes him easy to burst u cheating in exams or goffing around when class is in section grin

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Re: The Funniest Nickname You Gave A Teacher Back In Secondary School. by Rickmann: 2:08pm On Dec 23, 2021
Sadiqali24:
Tell us the funniest nickname you gave a teacher back in secondary school.
And how did the name came about?

Mine, our PHE teacher was always calling his cane tumpapia, funny thing, this tumpapia is a name of a medicine, he left us with no choice than to start calling him by that.
Share yours.

We named our physics teacher "capacitor" grin
Re: The Funniest Nickname You Gave A Teacher Back In Secondary School. by leonJunior: 2:10pm On Dec 23, 2021
I remember one guy “Calamity “ at absu that year
Re: The Funniest Nickname You Gave A Teacher Back In Secondary School. by Mercury12(m): 2:16pm On Dec 23, 2021
Ah nah me dey dish out nicknames back in schools. Funny ones actually. Me and a dude nearly fought lol obviously he didn't like the nickname and everyone is beginning to call him that grin
Re: The Funniest Nickname You Gave A Teacher Back In Secondary School. by Mide1data: 2:26pm On Dec 23, 2021
HOLY SHIT
Maths teacher- swaggie(loves swags) May God 4 give some of us.
WHAT DA BLEEP IS HAPPENING
Re: The Funniest Nickname You Gave A Teacher Back In Secondary School. by Totilopussylick(m): 2:29pm On Dec 23, 2021
Our Vice principal, we call him white Angel.

For those who attended GSS Tudun wada wuse zone 4 fct can relate wink

Man always on white garment teaching us from Jss 2 to SS 3 cheesy and very harsh.
Re: The Funniest Nickname You Gave A Teacher Back In Secondary School. by Noble11(m): 3:28pm On Dec 23, 2021
Our English teacher was Miss Aji obi coz she has hairs on her chest
Our Social study teacher was Miss Abba Abba engine coz she has big hips and you can see her camel toe even on skirt..(beautiful lady,our maths teacher dey chop her kpomo then ��)
Re: The Funniest Nickname You Gave A Teacher Back In Secondary School. by elGenius: 3:49pm On Dec 23, 2021
------Don Rapper------

that was our Economics teacher in ss2/3. This woman will just be rapping her note, and will say she is dictating, and she no dey repeat.
Re: The Funniest Nickname You Gave A Teacher Back In Secondary School. by UDbester(m): 4:06pm On Dec 23, 2021
Lattop:
Vice Principal Baba Blue, the man is more than black

Me thinking its the principal of ntalaku grammar school
Re: The Funniest Nickname You Gave A Teacher Back In Secondary School. by Danielwiseoo(f): 5:13pm On Dec 23, 2021
Nicknamed him mr raph-eye-el. He is of his large eyes
Re: The Funniest Nickname You Gave A Teacher Back In Secondary School. by Lush100(m): 5:23pm On Dec 23, 2021
jeffizy:
Tamurege . Later modernized to Tamrocks . All because the teacher had a limp.


May God forgive students. We nor dey try sometimes. grin grin

Fgc ilorin?
Re: The Funniest Nickname You Gave A Teacher Back In Secondary School. by Sam0(m): 5:24pm On Dec 23, 2021
Mr NO COMPLAIN. What ever you do he doesn't wanna listen him own na to just flog you
Re: The Funniest Nickname You Gave A Teacher Back In Secondary School. by Ralphjoe(m): 5:46pm On Dec 23, 2021
We named our form master Mr Aluta because the man is like an activist and he can flog for Africa grin
Biology teacher-: Kingdom Monera� or Bilirubin
Re: The Funniest Nickname You Gave A Teacher Back In Secondary School. by MasonKendall(m): 6:52pm On Dec 23, 2021
Currently we call one of our lecturer's diphthong.

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