₦airaland Forum

1. Nigerians that didn't sub their DStv, searching for links to watch the match

Bros that link you give me for match, na lucky draw for iPhone e carry me enter o.

2. How Nigerians were refreshing Nairaland waiting for teamsheet to know whether they will see Akpeyi or Iwobi

Nonsense boys

3. After losing money and you see the punter that assured you that Egypt will beat Nigeria with minimum of 4 goals

Your daddy

4. When Egyptians meet their own punter that also assured them of the same scoreline

Dan bura uba

5. How Nigerians were watching the match at the beginning

These boys can always disgrace somebody

6. But at the end

I always knew they had it in them

8. When the beIN sports commentator said thank god Nigeria didn't score

Bruh?!
Anyway let me off this volume and just jeje play my "unbreak my heart" by Celine Dion ft timaya, to calm down

7. Moses Simon, when he is about to work on the Egyptian defender for the umpteenth time in the match

Pls today is my debut sir

8. Nigerians right now on Emmanuel Dennis page

Chineke nna emegokwa nwogbene ezege, pa pa pa pam

9. Salah before the match

Who them be! where dem dey!

10. Ekong and Omeruo during the match

If anybody pass me, make I d...

If your thread no carry mummy G. O meme, You're going straight to hell faya.......

11. Salah after the match

"Brethren I saw things"

12. In previous tournaments, Nigerians calculating our chances of qualifying from the group

Ok if North Korea manage to fight South Korea, and then portable drop another single, sorry I mean Seychelles drop 3 points, we will qualify, EXCEPT marvel release another avengers before... Oh men, screw this

14. Eguaveon's face when Iheanacho is trying to explain how he couldn't control the ball with open net in front of him

"You dun mean it?"

15. Nigerian goalkeeper in the middle of the match

"Hey Omeruo, I want to go and buy Pepsi, can I get you guys anything?"

16. Zaidu sanusi to the team dry cleaner after the game

"Pls check my jersey, there's a particular Salah in one of the pockets, remember to remove it before washing"

17.
Picture 1: Nigerians before the match
Picture 2: Nigerians during the match

I still hate you but for 90 minutes we have a common enemy

18. When you're enjoying Nigeria's tiki taka in the 80th minute and babe comes to check whether "my heart beats for Lola" has started on telemundo

Orie

19. Nigerians, in our usual troublesome manner, showing up on Egyptians' social media pages like:

You wantu Bamba? You wanna chill with the big boys?

20. Nigeria's new Portuguese coach watching the match like:

Gbese, how do I tell them that even me can't coach up to this one. And they have wired advance already

21. When you read Ahmed Musa's interview saying he will retire after this AFCON, but his official age is still 29

Baba can even claim 17 if he likes, but bones can't lie. When they're tired they're tired.

22. When you're about to enter a serious meeting with your boss, and you hear "it's Iheanacho the wicked striker"

Fimile kin ji jo kabiyesi

23. Nigerians wondering how we managed with Gernot Rohr for so long

How did one man hold an entire country under spell for so long?

Well..

*cough* aso rock *cough*

you try my guy, very funny one, the one of Moses Simon got me very bad, Moses was giving all the Egyptians defenders high bp throughout the match

The Egyptian RB trying to contain Moses Simon.

Ok