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Righteousness2:
Avoid that Moment now that you can.

This is why we are vocing out Day and Night that you repent From your Sins and make your ways Right with JESUS Now.

Because the Moment you Depart this Earth without JESUS Christ or the Trumpet Blast, and you Miss the Rapture! You will Halla!! Na me Mess up!

Righteousness2:
Avoid that Moment now that you can.

This is why we are vocing out Day and Night that you repent From your Sins and make your ways Right with JESUS Now.

Because the Moment you Depart this Earth without JESUS Christ or the Trumpet Blast, and you Miss the Rapture! You will Halla!! Na me Mess up!

Gurakel123:
[ How you con later pay them? lalasticlala mynd44 Dominque Seun

anthonyuncle:
are you seriously serious?


what happened when you later saw tobi?

Gurakel123:
[ How you con later pay them? quote author=chatinent post=109374941]Back in school days...

Called Tobi to tell me where he was. Tobi that I am calling didn't talk..next thing I see for my house na Tobi. Ha, baba I was just calling your phone you didn't receive the call...Tobi say make we go chill for one expensive club.

Honestly, I didn't know we would be “forming ” big boys. Tobi has a Camry...he bought when he was on.

As I see the name of the club...“Baba, I no hold shishi o,” I reminded Tobi. He assured me to “relax, no fear.”

We reached and I saw Tobi kind of secretly telling the waitress sth, and giving her sth too. What do I know? I sat down like a balloon.

Tobi came and told me he had a plan and he wanted to hook up with some more gees but he needed attention. Before you know what was supping, dorime don dey play. Eyes were on our table. What is happening here? I don dey see about six Hennessy XOs. As I wanted to tap Tobi for explanation, he whispered to me it was Eve (those sachet juice mixers like Nutri C). He bought the cola type.

To confirm, I opened it and tasted it. It was Eve. Two seconds, from make I piss I no see Tobi again. I wan also stand up go bathroom go find am, male waiter hold me say I go pay for the XOs. How can I pay for six XOs...when I didn't even finish one ..Eve for that matter? And I am seeing 600k. I was like I am coming let me piss. He no gree o. He said he saw me sipping it. I was like I wasn't the one who ordered it perhaps Tobi has sorted it out.

Waiter was like “who is Tobi please?” Before you can say Jack, dem don tear my vintage polo dey drag me o. I begged them to call sb. I call Tobi. Tobi responded: “please who is this?”

Well, in short, I used to think the incessant climax of Nollywood where people wash plates were false. Baba, you'll say what's there in washing plates. I tell you today, e get where you go wash plates reach, you spinal cord go hook.

Na me f up.


Please share yours.
cc: lalasticlala mynd44 Dominque Seun

Destiblack:
Life goes on bro, just part of the lessons of life. That was not a friend but an enemy who truly wanted to bring you down but God Stood for you

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram


D kind WEED wey I BLA dis EARLY MOMO 1:00am



D WEED strong die



I SWEAR DOWN



Na ONLY Tobi I de SEE 4 all ur write UP




Na ONLY Jah know how I take de type 4 phone



WTF MAN

chatinent:
You didn't bla no weed, huncle. I am not a prophet but you'll also deny it.

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram PAPA chima gud morning...



Sure sey u don hear of MAMA CHINELO WEED b4..




ZUZUKI LAND is FAR but wen you HIGH MAMA CHINELO WEED it becomes NEAR..


PITOTO PILOLO MANTOTO



WTF MAN

chatinent:
Viju milk no bi kaikai.

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram suit no be chieftaincy title.



WTF MAN

chatinent:
You don dey vex no mean say fowl go lay cooked egg.

helinues:
When you are high to the extent of almost close to the sky and water fell on the rug, the first thought was to scoop the water from the rug.

Alaye, you don f up

Boogyman557:
H