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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 9:16am On Jan 29, 2022
BAZ001:


Ehen nau...

So you’ve been using d oven strategy since, you didn’t know it’s from a veteran here?
Once they size you up dey go just fall and respect you.
But do they tip you ?

Wait wait wait Na with this car you carry that Amb. Lady dt scammed you of 150k for 2wks

Mbanu, I will rather use Hoodlum strategy and have money in my pocket.
Chaii person use and dump dis kind car and owner
Ladies get mind o, how she want make heaven ?

[img]https://media1./images/b74c396bc00560fad02a0ea865c11ae4/tenor.gif?itemid=12800051[/img]

grin Baz001 you no deh forget something? But seriously if it is this car, I no mind to risk the trouble that comes with getting the money back.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 9:20am On Jan 29, 2022
Otitodilijesu:


If you no first change am for them, them go change am for you. You missed the chance to tell her to fvck off and get out of your car immediately she told you you were telling her nonsense.

In other news, everybody should put some respeck on Barbi's name henceforth, him na egbon for here grin

Bros leave mata ooo men plenty here no think am oooh because we dey joke and play here no mean say na small pikin we be oh some of use get children for university ooh... Small body big engine... But barbi na senior man shall I have never disrespected him nor any other person here even if they're much younger, less educated or smaller we all are one irrespective of who you're.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 9:20am On Jan 29, 2022
Gentlelife50:

This one na confirm tips, BAZOO1.
If you know you know.

Pope191 na d original veteran of oven lighters and strategies.

Pope191, Tojahh, babadee1900, donfortune48
fuckeveryday, and two other bros like that na dem be d original oven light. Felicity001 and some others they code their waka.

Until mr size up shows up in 2022 claiming he was the owner. grin see achievements.


[img]https://c./VmUBXegTpucAAAAC/sexy-UnCloth.gif[/img]

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 9:22am On Jan 29, 2022
peeps4u:
Jaydee don buy market


I swear...grin he see snake he go touch him tailgringrin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 9:23am On Jan 29, 2022
Felicity001:


Bros leave mata ooo men plenty here no think am oooh because we dey joke and play here no mean say na small pikin we be oh some of use get children for university ooh... Small body big engine... But barbi na senior man shall I have never disrespected him nor any other person here even if they're much younger, less educated or smaller we all are one irrespective of who you're.


True grin you never disrespected any person here.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 9:25am On Jan 29, 2022
eyinola:
could this be the reason my female riders always telling me i don't look like a bolt driver? Some might be rude on the phone but once they see me their attitude always changes , a lady even apologized with a smile today ..plz i am sorry for shouting on d phone its because i hv been standing in d sun i just smile and said it's ok...I think my dressing? Look and my car they trip them wella lolz

Okaaayyyy so na you be dis I go scratch you for road no worrygringrin

Come where is davit? Trust you're good bro

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 9:35am On Jan 29, 2022
eyinola:
grin sometimes i will hear hope am on in wrong car oooo cos u don't look like a bolt driver, I am beginning to wonder how bolt drivers look.. abeg felicity01 how bolt driver dey look like?

I only know how bolt drivers look those day with the lakpalapka Corolla and honda civic then ooh but ever since I started with my convertable Benz I don't seems to remember how bolt drivers look againgrin

Most times na... This yiur car is too fine na... Where do you work? I know you're just doing this for the fun of it, bro a Benz for uber? I didn't believe it when I order I just said let me wait till you come 1st, bro I've never entered a Benz in my life b4, ha! Bros this ur car na private motor? It's goes on and on like that... I bin won put tint b4 but menh... I just dey wonder if people will agree to enter when I arrive because from my last experience with the lakpalapka Corolla some ladies especially at night get scared.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 9:43am On Jan 29, 2022
Felicity001:


Bros leave mata ooo men plenty here no think am oooh because we dey joke and play here no mean say na small pikin we be oh some of use get children for university ooh... Small body big engine... But barbi na senior man shall I have never disrespected him nor any other person here even if they're much younger, less educated or smaller we all are one drivers grin irrespective of who you're.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 9:45am On Jan 29, 2022
pope191:



They don't have choice... regardless, rider wey go rude, will still be rude. Some have it in their DN.A

I swear... Even with the Benz i still meet some of them.

One dropped my rating from 4.7 to 4.5 yesterday... After a rough PU she came into the car without hello or hi me too I mind my business without saying a word.

COB my rating dropped.

We Nigerians especially the youth don't appreciate good things.

The only people I've seen appreciate the car i drive are elderly people. Most young people especially ladies don't give a fork about what you pull over to pick them all they care about is your AC finish. Like the one I walked out the other day wouldn't have bothered if the car was even dirty.

Supposing Uber/Bolt has strickly cooperate rides I wouldn't mind booking in even if its 3 or 5 trip a week.

I love my sanity

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 9:54am On Jan 29, 2022
BAZ001:


Baba, I don dey wait for you to throw more light, so we can catch the snake, cos the snake don invade thread and Na only tail we dey see hold. Before you know it , snake done change color again.

Me don try point newbies to the snake but the snake nearly bite me.
Na why I gentle

I sha know that
Blackbishop, dru23, donfortune48, gentlelife50, pope191, chillex8 and you too know the snake.

But newbies and size up geng no know

[img]https://c./mpx4c0RDIGUAAAAd/thinking-columbo.gif[/img]


The snake wants to use me for mobil oil ritual but my head strong pass am no be my money snake go swallow all the one him swallow b4 don reach. grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 9:56am On Jan 29, 2022
BAZ001:


Stopitttt
You dey fear d snake too
A whole Hoodlum chief dey fear snake?
Problem dey this thread be dat ooh

I don take off


[img]https://media./images/78a61344f00a4344a002150a6961696c/tenor.gif[/img]

Ha! My brother take off oooh na money mata we dey talk ooh b4 u know it now monkey face go follow join selfgringrin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 9:59am On Jan 29, 2022
BAZ001:


Pope191 na d original veteran of oven lighters and strategies.

Pope191, Tojahh, babadee1900, donfortune48
fuckeveryday, and two other bros like that na dem be d original oven light. Felicity001 and some others they code their waka.

Until mr size up shows up in 2022 claiming he was the owner. grin see achievements.


[img]https://c./VmUBXegTpucAAAAC/sexy-UnCloth.gif[/img]




No me I'm a responsible father/husband


Girls like guys that pampers them of which I have F9 in that aspect.

Me na hoodlum no joy at all

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 10:00am On Jan 29, 2022
BAZ001:


True grin you never disrespected any person here.

With all due respect Sirgrin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 10:02am On Jan 29, 2022
[quote author=mejai post=109780037][/quote]

Una craze here I sweargrin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Glithronix: 10:21am On Jan 29, 2022
Felicity001:


I love your attitude ... Where you dey make I buy one bottle of henekien for you abeg... Serious!
Thanks, brother. That's how things should be normal normal.
Boss feli-feli cheesy I humble oh. But I no be beer person - I dey for NO BEER gang crew. cheesy
Thanks, brother. I dey loyal. ✌
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Olayetan(m): 10:24am On Jan 29, 2022
US used Iphone Xs max available at giveaway price

256GB memory
Face ID working
89% Battery health

Just 240k (Firm)

Market price is 270k.


Make una patronize one of una own o

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 10:48am On Jan 29, 2022
BAZ001:


Pope191 na d original veteran of oven lighters and strategies.

Pope191, Tojahh, babadee1900, donfortune48
fuckeveryday, and two other bros like that na dem be d original oven light. Felicity001 and some others they code their waka.

Until mr size up shows up in 2022 claiming he was the owner. grin see achievements.


[img]https://c./VmUBXegTpucAAAAC/sexy-UnCloth.gif[/img]




BAZ001, the way you're going eh!!
If that Yaba boy catch you, he may aggressively light you up like an Oven oh!

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Duplik8t77(m): 10:53am On Jan 29, 2022
I need a car for uber on weekly remittance. I can be reached on 08165650816. I stay in Surulere Lagos.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eyinola: 10:57am On Jan 29, 2022
BAZ001:


Ehen nau...

So you’ve been using d oven strategy since, you didn’t know it’s from a veteran here?
Once they size you up dey go just fall and respect you.
But do they tip you ?

Wait wait wait Na with this car you carry that Amb. Lady dt scammed you of 150k for 2wks

Mbanu, I will rather use Hoodlum strategy and have money in my pocket.
Chaii person use and dump dis kind car and owner
Ladies get mind o, how she want make heaven ?

[img]https://media1./images/b74c396bc00560fad02a0ea865c11ae4/tenor.gif?itemid=12800051[/img]
enhen na, and tracking her next event now is hard as she block me on Instagram but i still dey strategise shaaaa, ino even care not to get the money but make body tell am
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eyinola: 11:03am On Jan 29, 2022
Felicity001:


Okaaayyyy so na you be dis I go scratch you for road no worrygringrin

Come where is davit? Trust you're good bro
oya no vex grin I dey avoid hoodlum drivers for road well well, ino hear English grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 11:12am On Jan 29, 2022
Felicity001:


Blackbishop na character ooh... You need to see where that guy dey speak English give motor... Sometimes I just shake my head for buharigrin


Una wan drag me come back this thread, I bind and cast you. Get thee behind me all ye clowns

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by fk001(m): 11:35am On Jan 29, 2022
BAZ001:


Pope191 na d original veteran of oven lighters and strategies.

Pope191, Tojahh, babadee1900, donfortune48
fuckeveryday, and two other bros like that na dem be d original oven light. Felicity001 and some others they code their waka.

Until mr size up shows up in 2022 claiming he was the owner. grin see achievements.


[img]https://c./VmUBXegTpucAAAAC/sexy-UnCloth.gif[/img]




Baz001 stop posting nude Meme

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFSHR: 11:57am On Jan 29, 2022
fk001:


Baz001 stop posting nude Meme

Your body dey move ?

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 12:04pm On Jan 29, 2022
IFSHR:


Your body dey move ?

grin e shock u? Fk001 seems like he select riders... I always pity for pastors and alfas driving, those girls are not that normal.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by fk001(m): 12:05pm On Jan 29, 2022
IFSHR:


Your body dey move ?

Lol e no dey move cheesy

I dey enjoy all his memes, but I didn't see any reason or correlation between what he wrote and the nude memes

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 12:08pm On Jan 29, 2022
BAZ001:


Pope191 na d original veteran of oven lighters and strategies.

Pope191, Tojahh, babadee1900, donfortune48
fuckeveryday, and two other bros like that na dem be d original oven light. Felicity001 and some others they code their waka.

Until mr size up shows up in 2022 claiming he was the owner. grin see achievements.


[img]https://c./VmUBXegTpucAAAAC/sexy-UnCloth.gif[/img]




Baz001 please stop posting nude... nah beg I beg, pity for our ministry.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 12:30pm On Jan 29, 2022
Ghost1994:


I once drove this Corolla for Moove for a month and my dressing na top notch but you know what Riders go still rude on top unreasonable things e.g!

No no no you shouldn’t have follow this way (automatic 1 star)

After 1 min you yell that you’re starting the trip (I didn’t know when you start the trip) 1 star when you respond.

I want to stop at the supermarket! But you didn’t add stop sorry I can’t wait (rider: rude hissing angry and 1 star with serious comments)

Where are you/you took the wrong turn to another street angry with serious hell face (1 star)

I’ve said this countless of time(s) the best is to focus on how to make money and look nice. If you drive 2099 Range Rover, some riders in this naija go still rude and the worst of it is that there’s no category of car choice when selecting Uber/bolt/inDriver ride.

Don’t be shock that person wey Dey use Kia 2003 Dey make more money than 2099 Corolla because him go fit go anywhere anyhow.

God will continue to be with us

Newbies and intending drivers if you want to learn fast and know the true realities of the job follow this man’s strategies. Go and check all his post on ehailing you will learn wisdom from him.
If you want to drive and have peace of mind
If you want to drive and still be a lil sane follow
If you want to drive and make money follow him (in winter drive fri,sat,sun&mon)
If you want to drive and not loose focus follow him,
if you like follow d one that says look good and top notch alone ... grin you will be smashing away your destiny cos olosho no dey finish for Lagos grin



[img]https://c./jMxQwnzIBJMAAAAd/trump-coin.gif[/img]

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 12:36pm On Jan 29, 2022
eyinola:
oya no vex grin I dey avoid hoodlum drivers for road well well, ino hear English grin

Ah! Avoid them ooh my brother especially those keke and korope geng their own no good

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 12:39pm On Jan 29, 2022
Blackbishop:



Una wan drag me come back this thread, I bind and cast you. Get thee behind me all ye clowns

We no go slap you because we want make u comegrin because we see you as the only one that can send two characters finally out of this thread. You jave donenit b4 with jp and with ***** and we know you canndonit again... grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 12:41pm On Jan 29, 2022
fk001:


Lol e no dey move cheesy

I dey enjoy all his memes, but I didn't see any reason or correlation between what he wrote and the nude memes

Secondus sorry seconds
I mean sec con dus...

In fact supo

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Glithronix: 12:43pm On Jan 29, 2022
pope191:



They don't have choice... regardless, rider wey go rude, will still be rude. Some have it in their DN.A
Na true you talk, boss.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by FuckEveryday: 1:10pm On Jan 29, 2022
BAZ001:


Pope191 na d original veteran of oven lighters and strategies.

Pope191, Tojahh, babadee1900, donfortune48
fuckeveryday, and two other bros like that na dem be d original oven light. Felicity001 and some others they code their waka.

Until mr size up shows up in 2022 claiming he was the owner. grin see achievements.


[img]https://c./VmUBXegTpucAAAAC/sexy-UnCloth.gif[/img]



grin grin grin grin grin grin

Do not associate my name with such iniquities grin

I don kuku leave Nigeria for you, Carry beta African food make u chop tongue

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