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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFSHR:
Glithronix:
Boss, I never see your msg concerning the TV prices I gave you yesterday.
Or probably anytime you need it, I'm always available to attend to you. I greet you.
Since I have the price....I will contact when ready, to finalise and buy it....

I have your contact saved already
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Duplik8t77(m): 6:25pm On Jan 29, 2022
.I need a car for uber on weekly remittance. I can be reached on 08165650816. I stay in Surulere Lagos
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910:
mrjaydee:
It's convenient hiding behind your keypad typing lies in this thread. Who knows I might be lying too? All this i own this, i buy benz, I'm a car owner bullsh*t stories been peddled here up and down cheesy

There was a time we planned a december hangout, guess why it didnt happen? Till you meet some peeps here you will decide if you still wanna belive the lies around here.

Felicity this offer extends to you, since Bazoo no get the balls to meet. Lemme give you some yaba hospitality. Drinks on me bro.
I wonder why that hangout never materialised. Abi na faction person been dey organise am?
I propose we do one while d winter exists before or after Valentine.

The only danger is when we don see ourselves we fit no fit speak our mind again.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 7:40pm On Jan 29, 2022
ReadaDream:
You don't know how happy I am say na ordinary drunk looking police catch me. I happy say no be lastma or taskforce.

I for don go open GoFundMe account grin
I swear those guys especially taskforce no get joy at all. I'm happy for u... Total money I don pay for one way for this Lagos last yr was about 220k... I dey humble anytime I see one way like dis.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 7:42pm On Jan 29, 2022
Felicity001:
I swear those guys especially taskforce no get joy at all. I'm happy for u... Total money I don pay for one way for this Lagos last yr was about 220k... I dey humble anytime I see one way like dis.
U na all rounder hoodlum grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 7:44pm On Jan 29, 2022
pope191:
Hmmm.. I no go advice you make you put money, nah see finish Tunisia take beat Nigeria last week. Short people are very trickish you know grin see Oshiomole, see El rufai, see Baz001, they are very brief, but dangeerous
Gentlelife50:
grin
Since small country like Comoros dey bully Ghana, why midget BAZOO1 no fit deal with almighty jaydee?
grin
Both of you are full of wisdom grin
Person wey go see me and go humble , 1 blow 7 die...

I dey where I dey clean up, so I can look top notch for the week grin
If you size me up you go know say I be millionaire driver.


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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m):
Glithronix:
May God help us sha.

Abeg make the bolt staff wey dey here no mark my profile ooh. shocked
grin grin grin
Nobody ask you for this information oh!
Allow people to do their mind in peace.

Bolt agents full here.

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 7:50pm On Jan 29, 2022
BAZ001:
Both of you are full of wisdom grin
Person wey go see me and go humble , 1 blow 7 die...

I dey where I dey clean up, so I can look top notch for the week grin
If you size me up you go know say I be millionaire driver.


[img]https://c./VIYBcfp3d-gAAAAC/haircut-smile.gif[/img]
Eeeehhuh
Na im person scratch your car the other time, wan still beat you on top?

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 8:01pm On Jan 29, 2022
FuckEveryday:
grin grin grin grin grin grin
I say make i leave all d Lekki Ovens for you na...Dem been won send me go back my village but God pass them grin


Na where I been do quarantine bdat
Congratulations bro

Mrjaydee will be a better person to take over the lekki ovens. grin
His major achievement is smashing ovens grin
We no come get driver wey dey truly live for lekki again ?

Nice one Baba, congrats


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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 8:16pm On Jan 29, 2022
mrjaydee:
Seems you are as daft as your friend, why dont u atleast use what's left of your brain to caution him to stop including me or my comments in his posts?

You are as dumb as you type, both of una think say me go back down or stop commenting here.. una never see anything.

Bunch of broke assses always looking for giveaways.

And what about you any little thing, my benz this, my benz that. Na only u dey use benz do uber? Or you don forget how many cars you hustled with before God pick ur call? Corrolla don turn to lakpalakpa corrolla?

I really thot u were a little smart, I was wrong.. your own go soon reach you, make I catch that midget first.
na d gonorrhea that oven give u dey worry so na him make u dey shout like person wey dem shuck niddle for him penal organ.

See dis 9ne wey poverty won kill... No be puff puff u dey sell b4 uber come redeem ur goddamn broke ass... Watin make that your small head fold like agege bread? No be too much kiri cos am. No worry by the time that woman wey give you that job wey u take dey make mouth don finish using ur destiny they will dumb you leaving with numerous infections and low sperm count that you won't even be able to come back and drive with uber again.

Ewu!
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 8:17pm On Jan 29, 2022
donfortune48:
Eeeehhuh
Na im person scratch your car the other time, wan still beat you on top?
No dey bring bad memories naah
Dt guy go call touts to bugga me 5:15am where everywhere still dark.
I still manage snap him face and plate number.

Wait are you trying to say mrjaydee Na tout too ? Like dem mc oluomo boys ?
If he be tout tell me Abeg, make I no too make mouth. Na tout get Lagos


Tout dey fresh dis days

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 8:20pm On Jan 29, 2022
Felicity001:
na d gonorrhea that oven give u dey worry so na him make u dey shout like person wey dem shuck niddle for him penal organ.

See dis 9ne wey poverty won kill... No be puff puff u dey sell b4 uber come redeem ur goddamn broke ass... Watin make that your small head fold like agege bread? No be too much kiri cos am. No worry by the time that woman wey give you that job wey u take dey make mouth don finish using ur destiny they will dumb you leaving with numerous infections and low sperm count that you won't even be able to come back and drive with uber again.

Ewu!

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 8:27pm On Jan 29, 2022
If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here.
Let's stick to the original topic abeg. Newbies go dey heart broken.
Na still cruise Sha, but war don dey load.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 8:28pm On Jan 29, 2022
Surge dey the whole world and dem still no gimme ride

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ReadaDream(m): 8:29pm On Jan 29, 2022
Felicity001:
I swear those guys especially taskforce no get joy at all. I'm happy for u... Total money I don pay for one way for this Lagos last yr was about 220k... I dey humble anytime I see one way like dis.
Chai 220k! Na baba you be o.

Lagos state taskforce no be anybody mate.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 8:30pm On Jan 29, 2022
Felicity001:
na d gonorrhea that oven give u dey worry so na him make u dey shout like person wey dem shuck niddle for him penal organ.

See dis 9ne wey poverty won kill... No be puff puff u dey sell b4 uber come redeem ur goddamn broke ass... Watin make that your small head fold like agege bread? No be too much kiri cos am. No worry by the time that woman wey give you that job wey u take dey make mouth don finish using ur destiny they will dumb you leaving with numerous infections and low sperm count that you won't even be able to come back and drive with uber again.

Ewu!
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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 8:51pm On Jan 29, 2022
Felicity001:
na d gonorrhea that oven give u dey worry so na him make u dey shout like person wey dem shuck niddle for him penal organ.

See dis 9ne wey poverty won kill... No be puff puff u dey sell b4 uber come redeem ur goddamn broke ass... Watin make that your small head fold like agege bread? No be too much kiri cos am. No worry by the time that woman wey give you that job wey u take dey make mouth don finish using ur destiny they will dumb you leaving with numerous infections and low sperm count that you won't even be able to come back and drive with uber again.

Ewu!
Can you, or will you repeat this thrash in my front? If yes.. make I send you dm.. let's take it outside. Dont be a pusssyy

Come to think of it, do you really think before you type? Cos I cant really tell if you are daft, dumb, or extremely stup*d.. jeez! Guy that cheap igbo u dey smoke has damaged what's left of your brain.

Spits*
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Glithronix: 8:58pm On Jan 29, 2022
donfortune48:
Nobody ask you for this information oh!
Allow people to do their mind in peace.

Bolt agents full here.
Make I quickly go edit am abeg. Please edit my comment you quoted abeg. Thanks bro.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Glithronix: 9:01pm On Jan 29, 2022
IFSHR:
Since I have the price....I will contact when ready, to finalise and buy it....

I have your contact saved already
Okay, boss.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 9:04pm On Jan 29, 2022
Who is mrjaydee and who is Felicity001?

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by davit:
Felicity001:
Okaaayyyy so na you be dishuh I go scratch you for road no worrygringrin

Come where is davit? Trust you're good bro
@ eyinola Thanks for checking up on me bro. I'm good. Just hibernating.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Glithronix:
Your legit plug for all home appliances and electronic devices is still here.
Anything LG, HISENSE, MAXI, HAIER THERMOCOOL, MIDEA, BRUHM, just holla me up anytime.
I deal in Brand New items ONLY - genuine quality, original, with their manufacturer's warranty.
All at best prices. No contest.

TELEVISIONS
HOME THEATERS
AIR CONDITIONERS
REFRIGERATORS
CHEST/DEEP FREEZERS
WASHING MACHINES
GAS COOKERS
GENERATORS
LAPTOP/DESKTOP/PRINTER
WATER DISPENSERS
MICROWAVES
INVERTER & BATTERY
KITCHEN EQUIPMENT
PLAYSTATION

Check my flyer below for more details.
I am the CEO. cool
Office pickup and home delivery.
LAGOS IS THE LOCATION.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 9:43pm On Jan 29, 2022
BAZ001:
No dey bring bad memories naah
Dt guy go call touts to bugga me 5:15am where everywhere still dark.
I still manage snap him face and plate number.

Wait are you trying to say mrjaydee Na tout too ? Like dem mc oluomo boys ?
If he be tout tell me Abeg, make I no too make mouth. Na tout get Lagos


Tout dey fresh dis days

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Gentlelife50(m): 9:48pm On Jan 29, 2022
donfortune48:
Eeeehhuh
Na im person scratch your car the other time, wan still beat you on top?
Lol
grin cheesy grin
Una no dey forget something here really
See as I dey laugh like mad man here
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by YeyeGbami: 10:36pm On Jan 29, 2022
Snakes, villains , bullies etc. I thought we was catching cruise until now.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by tojahh(m): 11:15pm On Jan 29, 2022
Ehen BlackBishop please tell us what you said happened. You were trying to tell a story about a snake.

Even tho you're a short black mechanic, please let us know how a man of Character whom was awarded the most polished uber driver with his ever starched white long sleeve day in day out later became a snake.


Uncle... Please tell us a story.

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chillex8(m): 11:38pm On Jan 29, 2022
tojahh:
Ehen BlackBishop please tell us what you said happened. You were trying to tell a story about a snake.

Even tho you're a short black mechanic, please let us know how a man of Character whom was awarded the most polished uber driver with his ever starched white long sleeve day in day out later became a snake.


Uncle... Please tell us a story.
You dey mind the guy.
From the blues he just jumped out yarning in parables.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by tojahh(m): 11:41pm On Jan 29, 2022
chillex8:
You dey mind the guy.
From the blues he just jumped out yarning in parables.
Me sef was thinking its all cruise till his last sentence. Well, I will not take his word to heart because it has been proven short people are not classy at all.

Bloody Mechanic grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Johnnybegood12: 11:42pm On Jan 29, 2022
Felicity001:
And You dare open yiur gutters to say some of you will drive for ever... Aren't you as foolish as i thought b4?

You really need to grow up... How much your current office dey pay? You 5yrs salary Can't pay my girls bride price... na only you d9n get work wey we no go hear word again. Mumu
War is coming

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Johnnybegood12: 11:57pm On Jan 29, 2022
mrjaydee:
Can you, or will you repeat this thrash in my front? If yes.. make I send you dm.. let's take it outside . Dont be a pusssyy

Come to think of it, do you really think before you type? Cos I cant really tell if you are daft, dumb, or extremely stup*d.. jeez! Guy that cheap igbo u dey smoke has damaged what's left of your brain.

Spits*
At the bolded pls tag me along....free video coverage of the match....bills on me.
Any other sponsor should please tag along.


Baz001 God don later save you.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Gentlelife50(m): 11:57pm On Jan 29, 2022
tojahh:
Me sef was thinking its all cruise till his last sentence. Well, I will not take his word to heart because it has been proven short people are not classy at all.

Bloody Mechanic grin
Rest bikonu, zukwanuike.
grin cheesy

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 12:03am On Jan 30, 2022
chillex8:
You dey mind the guy.
From the blues he just jumped out yarning in parables.
Parables In what sense bro. Did I quote anybody apart from you. Man pipe down not going to be cooking or opening up some mamas pot here. Dey your lane make I Dey look you for rear mirror. Still on it nigga you be snake
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