[b]This guy come meet me last week to know if any girl go come visit me on Sunday because he go get one female visitor and he wan use my room welcome her. I told him that he should use his room but he argued that his brothers wife that stays on the same floor with him will see him.

Just this morning, he come meet me again say the smallie say make he come meet am for her aunty house , unto say her aunty no go Dey house. This guy don Dey happy day he wan go fùck free Toto. He asked for my opinion, I told him that it’s not proper to go meet a girl at her place for sex. But he sabi argument well, he say the girl tell am say Aunty no go Dey. I ask am what if compound people for there see you. He still de follow me argue say nothing go happen. I bid him goodluck and asked him to be careful.

Matters arising, I just Dey my room this night dey watch Senegal vs EQG match when this boy knock. He was looking sad, but I no notice am , i come ask him if he run the babe for there , lol na so my guy wan burst cry.

This smallie set am up with upper boys. This guy never go 3 house before and I give am directions reach, He reach upper , the girl still de direct am enter inside, he said he passed 3 guys that are smoking weed for backyard, him sense still no reach, he waka enter room. 5 minutes later, the 3 guys enter come tell am say the babe na one of them ex and she Dey owe them 3k. Baba say him no hole 3k come, them collect him phone say make e bring 3k bail am. He enter motor rush come house carry 3k go back. Them still no gree him am, one tell am say na 10k before them go give an phone. Them negotiate reach 7 k, he give them still phone no come out.

He carry swollen face come out for street , one see another guy wey dey smoke weed dey pass, he talk to that one, na that one help am go talk to the boys, the boys come say make he bring 5k come.

Them negotiate reach 4K and he no get money again. The guy he meet for outside come help am pay but he go hold the phone until he give am 5k back. Na so my guy come house with sim inside the phone.

I no de laugh am but e good as e happen to am.
He no Dey street wise and I Dey try give am OT but he sabi argue. He don learn am the hardware

Make he pray say the guy wey hold him phone no go off am because he still mumu no collect the guy number. 11k plus phone gone.

He be beg me make I give am my touch light phone before he Dey go oo, but I couldn’t remove my two sims inside.

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Anything clitoris can not cause does not exist

Bola146:

bola, why u dey laugh?

Nice experience
He go stick with am for a very long time...
Free sex turn giveaway by force

One thing must to kill a man for sure.

YinkaOlusesi:
bola, why u dey laugh?

It's so funny ni

Affof dey run belle

Bola146:


It's so funny ni
Affof dey run belle

that is men for you.

Lol... If na upper for benin.. u gat sharp well well.cus boys for dat side no dey smile at all...

chris259:
Lol... If na upper for benin.. u gat sharp well well.cus boys for dat side no dey smile at all...

Na there nah

This kind girl her own setup dey Wait her

Holly Gram



Na normal PAROLE...



4 u to become HARD MAN...



D STREET gats show u how d matterz be...



4 d STREET, If ur face no SHOW at least make ur SHOE SHINE and If ur SHOE No SHINE at least make ur FACE SHOW...


Me I de RUN matterz both Port Harcourt and Lagos


I SWEAR DOWN


Lagos de learn WORK wen it COMES to STREET matterz..


although ALL STREET gat der own matterz Shar...


I was at Lagos bariga last December to RUN some STREET matterz and NACK ASHAWOO..



it was fun hanging out with does guys der...


PLANNING on JAZZING in ikorodu dis year... although I have been der b4... CONFIRM Gs Dem FULL der too



LITE UP my WEED in peace..


WTF MAN

22o62021:


Na there nah

Ewoooh... Chai!! e mind done dey..

This is freaking hilarious

Free pot of beans don too hot for the guy to the extent say e burn am

The boy should set her up too

Hehehehehehe

Lol

Which Kind pattern be this one
I've seen mumu, I've seen simps too but this one doesn't fall into any category.
A little simp and mumu. A simp wan dobo And the mumu see men for background but still enter trap
He's both tho
Op, Upper Samponbe(spelling) for Benin or where?

That girl go still collect from your friend just watch n see maybe not now but later.......Fck all all

Starz825:
Nice experience
He go stick with am for a very long time...
Free sex turn giveaway by force

Is even lucky they didn't takeaway his life

I in Cotonou. mtorr... mmee... (KUNTA KINTE's)

22o62021:


Na there nah

upper sakponba na cultist full am na why na that side dem dey count scores wella anytime banter set

I don laugh fall down from my bed, which kind wahala be this


No matter how konjified you are , never track babe go her house because of nack oo, beware abeg.

Naso banny wey I been dey observe once once for school that year Tell me to show her unit say coast clear, because she been get one SU as room mate then and that one don travel go Lagos for crusade abi wetin she call am sef, mumu me wey my own house dey, wey I suppose invite her come my ama, I carry Waka fly bike dey go her side.

I reach her domot, she don already cook spicy rice and boiled egg, dey wait me.

I don chop finish relax for bed dey watch banny as she changed into her night wears, I just nod and lick my lips say tonight na tonight, my dikk sef nod in affirmative


Small time she join me for bed, he no reach two seconds we Don lock lips, I don to work her body wortor wortor, she don wet finish.

Make I pull her trousers comot, na so Lisa strong nyash for bed, bend this waist up make trosuer come out naa, Lisa say no let's not do this,ahhhhh mogbe let's not do what, na so she carry Waka enter bathroom wash up and change into another wear, me just lay down for bed with a tent in my boxer, if my dikk could speak, he for don dey swear for me, because the kindness I get that night, ahhhh...if Dem nak am for person head he go wound am.


Lisa join me for bed again dey play with my nipples, this girl dey whine me shaa, dangote truck nearly run me over on my way to her place, now she dey deny me Congo, no wahala.. I kukku fetch more rice and egg take quench my konji, we live to fight another day

teddybarz:
The boy should set her up too

that girl wise pass op dear friend, he mumu and naive.

You wan nck babe, your own house no set, you no fit rent hotel for short Time

All that money he carry dash boyss so, he for reach for 24 hour in some hotels for that area, Op friend na jonzin man


Girl wey go allow you come nack her for her area, because of them oo.
Carry her go hotel if you must enter her area, not inside her own house

teddybarz:
The boy should set her up too

He no get OT for street

Na base on say them don look am say na ju make them fit run enter am

He say he wan go state cid go carry police

Drabeey:
Which Kind pattern be this one
I've seen mumu, I've seen simps too but this one doesn't fall into any category.
A little simp and mumu. A simp wan dobo And the mumu see men for background but still enter trap
He's both tho
Op, Upper Samponbe(spelling) for Benin or where?

Yes na

Upper sakponba for Benin.

I tell am oo say them no Dey throway movement for upper but he de argue

I let am go nah

Me don go upper go füvk my ex for her room

But I no loose guard

Gadafii:
that girl wise pass op dear friend, he mumu and naive.

You wan nck babe, your own house no set, you no fit rent hotel for short Time

All that money he carry dash boyss so, he for reach for 24 hour in some hotels for that area, Op friend na jonzin man


Girl wey go allow you come nack her for her area, because of them oo.
Carry her go hotel if you must enter her area, not inside her own house

The funny thing he say the smallie be lap him unit oo

He no fit fùvk, for him own house

Him mumu sensé no tell am say na danger e be as the smallie tell am make he come her own side say she go give am kpekus.

She be give am hint oo say she go need the guy phone

Na why the guy he come beg me for my torch light phone.

Na him go still come wake me up from sleep cos he go wan use my phone call him number

Number 1 guy code

Never try to sex lady in her house anything can happen



If you go polytechnic or university the code be say if you go find woman go house and her bf na cultist them go nearly kill you so

22o62021:

He no get OT for street
Na base on say them don look am say na ju make them fit run enter am
He say he wan go state cid go carry police

make he arrest d gal joh. . She is very stupid for setin dat ur friend up


what a bombshell

YinkaOlusesi:
that is men for you.

Which men for you. Is that how you run your package?

The guy didn't only loose guard, he's extremely too dull.

A girl he would have taken to an hotel instead and hang her there, he refused and went to her house . What a foolish guy!

He won't see that phone again. Make he forget am!

Pussy ass niggas everywhere!!