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You are an Usher in the church. One Sunday morning, before the arrival of the pastor, a stranger finds you in the temple and gives you a packet of sugar for the pastor and a sum of #10,000 for yourself. When the pastor arrived and you updated him, he refused to believe you. He says it is inconceivable that someone will donate a simple packet of sugar to him the pastor, and that he gives you #10,000. So he collects the #10,000 and gives you the sugar. Once at home, you unpack the package and realize that it does not contain sugar but rather a well-counted sum of a million dollars.
As a child of God, what will you do

Na my own oo pastor don gve me na

I ain't returning nothing to that greedy motherfvcker!

I will do the necessary

I will come out on Sunday and give a testimony, ensuring that the pastor is listening then I will leave that Church.

op, which dream did you have this morning to post this impossible thing for naija

Is good to think childishly once in a while.

As a child of God immediately I see those dollars, first thing first I will remove just $10 run to the aboki in the market and change it to naira.

After changing then I buy ingredients for egusi soup and semo from the market then head back home (it's being a while I ate this), cook eat and relax.

Next thing na to relocate and start a new life somewhere far from the pastor, can't be worried about him sending assassins after me when the giver updates him about the gift he asked to be delivered to him....

Shedrack777:
op, which dream did you have this morning to post this impossible thing for naija

The story has been doing the rounds on social media. First heard it about 2 years ago but OP obviously didn't bother to write 'copied'

Long story short, what kind of duplex will you build with your money?

WowSweetGuy:
You are an Usher in the church. One Sunday morning, before the arrival of the pastor, a stranger finds you in the temple and gives you a packet of sugar for the pastor and a sum of #10,000 for yourself. When the pastor arrived and you updated him, he refused to believe you. He says it is inconceivable that someone will donate a simple packet of sugar to him the pastor, and that he gives you #10,000. So he collects the #10,000 and gives you the sugar. Once at home, you unpack the package and realize that it does not contain sugar but rather a well-counted sum of a million dollars.
As a child of God, what will you do

As a child a god Iwill keep the money iwill even use out of it to pay some sojo at abacha barracks to help me beat the pastor up before telling him what was in my sugar package...

An eye for an eye leaves the weak one blind

Candidlady:
As a child a god Iwill keep the money iwill even use out of it to pay some sojo at abacha barracks to help me beat the pastor up before telling him what was in my sugar package...

An eye for an eye leaves the weak one blind

seems u r in abuja.

We can hook up someday if u don't mind

PastorMIsBack:
I will come out on Sunday and give a testimony, ensuring that the pastor is listening then I will leave that Church.

Be ready to welcome the congregation at your doorstep

Ayo081:
Be ready to welcome the congregation at your doorstep

Lol

[quote author=WowSweetGuy post=109882719][/quote]Have you get any 1975 coins?

1stbest:
Have you get any 1975 coins?

no