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THREE BENEFITS OF CIGARETTES

1. Smokers don't grow old!

2. Smokers can not be bitten by a dog!!

3. Smokers cannot be attacked by thieves while sleeping.

WHY NOT?
1. Smokers don't grow old because they will die young due to lung damage, as warned by the Ministry of Health.

2. Smokers won't be bitten by a dog simply because when their lungs are damaged they have to walk with a stick every time. And dogs fear people with a stick in their hands.

3.Thieves can't break into the house of a smoker at night because smokers are always awake coughing!

If you like these three benefits, keep smoking or stop smoking!

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A lot of smokers will soon flood this thread now

Werey people, make una no stop to dey smoke

Especially those smoking Cigar, Cigar Cigarette!

Lol.. smokers can't be bitten by dogs? Just got to know that.. quite educative

Not all smokers die Young.. stop saying that..

vastolord4:
Lol.. smokers can't be bitten by dogs? Just got to know that.. quite educative

Not all smokers die Young.. stop saying that..

That means you have the full years of all smokers already dead engraved in your palm, right?

farem:
That means you have the full years of all smokers already dead engraved in your palm, right?

I should be asking you that since you insist all smokers die Young

vastolord4:
I should be asking you that since you insist all smokers die Young

It is the most shameful thing to hear from a supposedly exposed person that "smokers die young.." could be ascribed to me.
The fact that you have signed up for your premature death thru smoking doesn't mean that you shouldn't know that those who are making fortunes from your chimney activities made this correct statement.
Chai, mindwashed!