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Resolution 1 Jagbajantis Vs Joewendell by Sarsaproko: 8:57am On Feb 18, 2022 |
RESOLUTION 1 JAGBAJANTIS VS JOEWENDELL Voting Criteria Opener - 1 point Rhymes - 2 points Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points Punchlines - 3 points Personals - 2 points Flow - 1 point Wordplay - 2 points Closer - 1 point Rules - 6 bars - Deadline is 8p.m 19/02/2022 - Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date. - No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling. - No complaining about votes. - No unnecessary comments Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote. Goodluck!!! 2 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Resolution 1 Jagbajantis Vs Joewendell by Sarsaproko: 8:57am On Feb 18, 2022 |
Cc: Jagbajantis JoeWendell |
Re: Resolution 1 Jagbajantis Vs Joewendell by souloho19(m): 9:31am On Feb 18, 2022 |
Leggo |
Re: Resolution 1 Jagbajantis Vs Joewendell by JoeWendell: 10:48am On Feb 18, 2022 |
Checkity checky check check. Lol |
Re: Resolution 1 Jagbajantis Vs Joewendell by Jangbajantis: 2:33pm On Feb 18, 2022 |
Tomorrow please. I won't have time on Sunday. |
Re: Resolution 1 Jagbajantis Vs Joewendell by JoeWendell: 7:22pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
still scripting my second bar |
Re: Resolution 1 Jagbajantis Vs Joewendell by Sarsaproko: 7:35pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
JoeWendell: Oga finish o |
Re: Resolution 1 Jagbajantis Vs Joewendell by JoeWendell: 8:09pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
I'm here with my verse although incomple but it can do some damage, where is Jangbajantis? |
Re: Resolution 1 Jagbajantis Vs Joewendell by Sarsaproko: 8:14pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
JoeWendell: I got his verse already.. Drop it like it's hot.. |
Re: Resolution 1 Jagbajantis Vs Joewendell by Sarsaproko: 8:15pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
Which one is incomplete |
Re: Resolution 1 Jagbajantis Vs Joewendell by JoeWendell: 8:22pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
Okay, I checked in first. Drop his verse and I'll drop mine |
Re: Resolution 1 Jagbajantis Vs Joewendell by Sarsaproko: 8:23pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
JoeWendell: Drop immediately I drop.. Let's go! |
Re: Resolution 1 Jagbajantis Vs Joewendell by Sarsaproko: 8:23pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
Jangbajantis verse Does this wack goblin think he brave?// I been underground camouflaged observing all of his displays// he thought I'm wack but only got himself to blame// coz as soon as he steps on me, he'll be dropping to his grave!// why is this fàg allowed to judge when he misrepresents?// ask him why he don't battle... JoeWendell:^ ^ ^ that's his silly defense// and for that, I'll make this beating intense//and go as far as breaking walls ...in case he tries to sit on the fence!! // and how is Joe keen to win a king from a great realm?// it's not even [funny][/i] that we're pitted in the same field// your battle record shows you a freaking lame breed// a kid whooped you, you should really be ashamed, dweeb// then you was hit with a Flux of an ocean and you still ain't hit the mainstream!! // I'm a Lion King with a slingshot and Uzi// so I don't need to attack the liittle mammal with a ski mask and hoodie// there's no contest that I'll whiplash the pussy // and leave the dingbat with bruises// after I slice and dice this mere cat like Simba in fury!!// (merekat) he's a local bred and we blame his people// the poor carpenter was caught stealing nails and chisels// an angry mob wants him blazed and crippled// but the elders urge them to be be sane and civil// they say "Call mama Joe, and let her explain how she raised this 'issue"// I am king of the jungle, and the faggót will regret// he dared challenge me just cuz he thought he's a vet// a brutal justice he'll get// as the locals call for his head// they want him bloodied and messed// they'll batter him with coconut, mango, orange, pawpaw, cashew ... after he's condemned to death!// Fluximid and Kid both smoked him. 4 Likes |
Re: Resolution 1 Jagbajantis Vs Joewendell by JoeWendell: 8:28pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
I'm rusty so I could only script 5 bars NOTE : he's a maths teacher I came to kill.brought a Knife and a nine/. .pull the trigger, six clips escapes when the gun smokes but Five hits the swine/. .he's half dead day dreaming he's 50 cents. .I let two goons ride to ignite/ set his body on fire. no time to redial/ so this won't be a wake up call . .since he already put his life on the line!!! / While I cruise side to side with my concubines/ if this impotent rat claims a Stud know that's just faulty lies/ he begs for pussy with a dick that can't fucking rise/. It's no new news Jangbajantis is a 34 year old Math teacher who can't multiply!!!!! / I'm on a long mission/ to set his stomach ablaze for using wrong intonation/ with these flames I spit I'll burn his mid section/ so if you see Fire in his Belly it doesn't mean he has strong Ambition!!!! / https://www.nairaland.com/sarsaproko https://www.nairaland.com/4298212/contribute-buy-sex-dolls Nobody is rooting for you because they know it's wrong calculation/ check his profile, you'll know he's not sexually active there's more complications/ an impotent weirdo looking for guys to share a plaything with when he's got soft penetrations/ you'll know this math Nigga Can't Calculate since he's looking for 800k to have a dull Fornication!![ / I'm battling a fish with no smart tactics/it's been a while I did this, I know I lack practice/ but my fast high kicks/ will leave Jangbajantis broken down like I'm analysing Mathematics!!/ 5 Likes |
Re: Resolution 1 Jagbajantis Vs Joewendell by Sarsaproko: 8:29pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
JoeWendell: |
Re: Resolution 1 Jagbajantis Vs Joewendell by Sarsaproko: 8:30pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
Sarsaproko: |
Re: Resolution 1 Jagbajantis Vs Joewendell by Sarsaproko: 8:30pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
Oh Shit!!!!! |
Re: Resolution 1 Jagbajantis Vs Joewendell by Sarsaproko: 8:45pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
Open for votes Ibime Emaprince Giyazz Kay9ine dj5naira Jigsawkillah Kr0ne Coogar Kr0ne Mikuz Limerick testerfuse Sinizia Kinglahkay Gladdys Liricyst Sosiqdude Teddybiyasi Llaykorn Alexpissu elymaxiimus richommie Jreyez Ksslib Guykhena Johnjon Obainojazz Obesemf Youngdanaval 007Bruce Airmark Henuell Born2winnx Omminnent 100Barz |
Re: Resolution 1 Jagbajantis Vs Joewendell by JoeWendell: 8:52pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
Lol |
Re: Resolution 1 Jagbajantis Vs Joewendell by Sarsaproko: 9:01pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
Bitchiamjay Kay9ine Born2winKingOG Penpul Mrkang Paayne ZachHugo Absoul Fluxmind Whiz10 Vote.. |
Re: Resolution 1 Jagbajantis Vs Joewendell by Deepwaters007: 9:09pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
I wasn't tagged to vote, so I'll just sit back and enjoy the view in 3D. |
Re: Resolution 1 Jagbajantis Vs Joewendell by Deepwaters007: 9:13pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
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Re: Resolution 1 Jagbajantis Vs Joewendell by JoeWendell: 9:18pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
Sarsaproko can I complete my verse? |
Re: Resolution 1 Jagbajantis Vs Joewendell by Sarsaproko: 9:32pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
Deepwaters007: Vote nau |
Re: Resolution 1 Jagbajantis Vs Joewendell by Deepwaters007: 9:46pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
Sarsaproko: okay. I am reading again |
Re: Resolution 1 Jagbajantis Vs Joewendell by Deepwaters007: 10:43pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
Jangbajantis is ILL and Joewendell is crooked Opener - Joe Rhymes- Jan Mets/similes - tie Punchlines - tie Personals - Joe. that dull Fornication line, when I open Jangbajantis profile I was lol Wordplays - Jan flow - Jan Closer - joe. That's a Tie according to criteria But based on enjoyability and neater presentation of verses I give JANGBAJANTIS the win. Joe next time complete your verse, maybe u would've won with a complete verse. 3 Likes |
Re: Resolution 1 Jagbajantis Vs Joewendell by johnjon: 11:49pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
You guys are still battling. Well done! Opener - tie Rhymes - jagbajantis Similes/Metaphors - jagbajantis Punchlines - Jagbajantis Personals - Joewendell Flow - jagbajantis Wordplay - jagbajantis Closer - jagbajantis Mvgt Jagbajantis 2 Likes |
Re: Resolution 1 Jagbajantis Vs Joewendell by absoul: 12:07pm On Feb 20, 2022 |
Voting in a bit...let me reread but looks like jagbahantis night scrapd this **Modified** Opener - joe 《harder punch》 Rhymes - Joe 《more consisted》 Metaphors/similes - Tie Punchlines - Jagbajantis 《tight but the flux reference tilted this in his favour》 Personals - Joe Wordplays - Jagbajantis Flow - jagbajantis 《had some stretches tho, but will flow better if it's on wax》 Closer - Jagbajantis 《No wow factor from both ninjas.. the mathematical reference was a recycled punch, and Jagb’s fruit reference seems to be missing a preceeding or follow up punch, the jungle justice bar tilted this in his favour》 Joewendell - 4 Jagbajantis - 5 Narrow win for Jagbajantis 2 Likes |
Re: Resolution 1 Jagbajantis Vs Joewendell by Sarsaproko: 1:42pm On Feb 20, 2022 |
More votes please.. Mrkang Paayne ZachHugo Absoul Fluxmind Whiz10 Hydrog3n NastyNic Souloho19 KidPaku Redjohn2 Mikuz Ibime Emaprince Jigsawkillah Limerick 007Bruce Teddybiyasi Krone Elymaxiimus Guykhena Iceskidd Dklef Testerfuze Gottoboy Obesemf Lyricist Funlordjnr Devilmaycry Dj5Naira - |
Re: Resolution 1 Jagbajantis Vs Joewendell by IanTempo(m): 12:24pm On Feb 21, 2022 |
This battle is a tie to me Mvgt- Tie Opener, flow and Punchlines - Joewendell Closer, Metaphors and wordplays - Jangbajantis AOC - Tie If I was to use a tie breaker based on enjoyability I will tilt towards Joe. But it's not necessary so a TIE it is. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Resolution 1 Jagbajantis Vs Joewendell by Penpul: 1:32pm On Feb 21, 2022 |
Opener - tie Closer - tie Personal, Punchline - Joe Rhymes, flow - Jantis Metaphor, wordplay- N/A V - JOE 2 Likes |
Re: Resolution 1 Jagbajantis Vs Joewendell by IanTempo(m): 2:48pm On Feb 21, 2022 |
IanTempo: Joe got personals yo. |
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