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Legendary Nollywood actor, Pete Edochie clocks 75 today, March 7, 2022. The veteran who was born in 1947 has taken to social media to show his gratitude to God.
Pete Edochie is very popular for his use of proverbs, irrespective of the roles he plays. The thespian is naturally gifted and effortlessly uses wise sayings in a way that warms the hearts of Nigerians and he has at many times being tagged the wise man of Nollywood.
Here are 60 funny proverbs of Pete Edochie that made my childhood. Can you relate? You can drop yours too in the comment section.

• A person who sells eggs should not start a fight in the market.
•He who goes to an Owambe wearing shirt and jeans will encounter starvation.
•If something that was going to chop off your head only knocks off your cap, you should be grateful.
•No African girl will choose six packs over six cars. So my sons stop the gym and work hard.
•When the house-rat starts calling itself bushmeat because it is getting fat, it has started passing its boundary.
•The death of a lion cannot be announced by a goat.
•Drinking garri doesn’t mean you are poor, but allowing it to swell before drinking is poverty.
•A deaf husband and a blind wife are always a happy couple.
•The frowning of a he-goat does not stop it from being priced.
•The only person that reads the terms & conditions is the one who writes it.
Click link below to read 50 others and don’t forget to add yours at the comment section.
https://www.withinnigeria.com/entertainment/2022/03/07/75th-birthday-pete-edochies-funny-proverbs-that-will-crack-you-up-this-week/

He who present his head for the breaking of a coconut, ll not be alive to eat it

Mrkumareze:
He who present his head for the breaking of a coconut, ll not be alive to eat it

I remember that one