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Re: Cucumber: What Could Be Their Prayer Points Here? by Zchi1052(m): 6:38pm On Mar 08, 2022
Nna eh...this church people wetin they no fit do no exist

Anyways na dirty minded people de reason another thing ooo
Re: Cucumber: What Could Be Their Prayer Points Here? by tradepunter: 6:38pm On Mar 08, 2022
praying for husbands with big cucumber since it appears to be a church meeting with all ladies undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: Cucumber: What Could Be Their Prayer Points Here? by sanmtiago(m): 6:39pm On Mar 08, 2022
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Re: Cucumber: What Could Be Their Prayer Points Here? by Sleekfingers: 6:39pm On Mar 08, 2022
Naijanascam:
What could be their prayer point here?


May our husbands cucumber remain strong , and have the power to drill our wet kitty morning, afternoon and night.....In jesus name....
Re: Cucumber: What Could Be Their Prayer Points Here? by blaise26abj(m): 6:39pm On Mar 08, 2022
Prayer for Husband with better better gbola / Gbola elongation and fattening of existing Husband’s
Re: Cucumber: What Could Be Their Prayer Points Here? by McOluOmo: 6:40pm On Mar 08, 2022
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Guys wey no get girlfriend get peace of mind

Re: Cucumber: What Could Be Their Prayer Points Here? by Kobicove(m): 6:40pm On Mar 08, 2022
YoungBlackRico:
That one holding two though

She wants double portion grin

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Re: Cucumber: What Could Be Their Prayer Points Here? by RapistOnBail: 6:40pm On Mar 08, 2022
grin

See what Christianity has done to our mothers. Lol
Re: Cucumber: What Could Be Their Prayer Points Here? by betshopagent(m): 6:42pm On Mar 08, 2022
affable4:
Bad minds. Cucumber is still a fruit before anything, and very much affordable.

They are praying to be fruitful.

Gad have mercy upan as
dem no see carrot or guava? cucumber is least of popular fruits in naija.y cucumber Mr comrade?
Re: Cucumber: What Could Be Their Prayer Points Here? by donMIG(m): 6:43pm On Mar 08, 2022
Marriage
Re: Cucumber: What Could Be Their Prayer Points Here? by Abujaexpress: 6:43pm On Mar 08, 2022
Naijanascam:
What could be their prayer point here?
Covenant day of fruitfulness

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Re: Cucumber: What Could Be Their Prayer Points Here? by nairaman66(m): 6:43pm On Mar 08, 2022
No more weak erection in my ……. cheesy
Re: Cucumber: What Could Be Their Prayer Points Here? by Youngminister(m): 6:43pm On Mar 08, 2022
Some of the cucumber here have been used
Re: Cucumber: What Could Be Their Prayer Points Here? by Benitoh: 6:44pm On Mar 08, 2022
Corrupt and dirty soul. If go-to church regularly you'll notice that most times you're required bring to the program whatever you sample and market in your business, and it could be cucumber.
Re: Cucumber: What Could Be Their Prayer Points Here? by Babaken(m): 6:46pm On Mar 08, 2022
YoungBlackRico:
That one holding two though
The thing tire me.

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Re: Cucumber: What Could Be Their Prayer Points Here? by MrBrownJay1(m): 6:48pm On Mar 08, 2022
Naijanascam:
What could be their prayer point here?

lord grant me a good man with a dikc "that" big....ALLLELUYAH!!!!
Re: Cucumber: What Could Be Their Prayer Points Here? by ceaser: 6:51pm On Mar 08, 2022
For those that forgot to bring their own cucumber for prayers especially Sister Coco, to the lady with two cucumbers she go be like:

"Sister Candy, please lend me one of your cucumbers"

And Sister Candy will reply, "okay take the smaller cucumber".

But Sister Coco will again say, "why can't I have the bigger cucumber"?

Sister Candy will reply, "because I need a bigger cucumber for bigger blessing and more fruitful and bountiful harvest" .

And sister Coco will then reply, "how I wish I could have the bigger cucumber. Are the good things meant for you alone?"

And Sister Candy will be sore vexed and retort back, "Begone you temptress. For I have two cucumbers in my grasp one in each hand, but I can no longer share with you lest it be not enough for the two of us"

But Sister Sapphirestina will appear from nowhere and hush the two quarrelling sisters, encouraging them that there is love in sharing and that it is a good thing pleasing to the eyes and sweet to the hearing. And she will again say, "Therefore tarry not, but go in haste and bring forth one of your two cucumbers for Sister Coco that she may share thereof and be full as well.

Sister Candy will still maintain her stand as she says," Sister Sapphirestina, howbeit it is you that sayeth this evil utterance and act against the very thing you have encouraged in the sisterhood? But I shall not go forth and bring my cucumber for Sister Coco, I shall bear it alone and you shall not stand in my way. For I saw you with six cucumbers tucked away in your loins and you had your fill of them. Sister Fernando has 10 cucumbers hidden in her loins too. So I beseech you or sister Fernando to give sister Coco one out of your many cucumbers".

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Re: Cucumber: What Could Be Their Prayer Points Here? by Babaken(m): 6:52pm On Mar 08, 2022
Benitoh:
Corrupt and dirty soul. If go-to church regularly you'll notice that most times you're required bring to the program whatever you sample and market in your business, and it could be cucumber.

are you telling us the whole church members market cucumber?

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Re: Cucumber: What Could Be Their Prayer Points Here? by wizonlyson: 6:54pm On Mar 08, 2022
DarkJeddi:
Hmm..
Women!! sad
..no be only u..e tire me self..

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Re: Cucumber: What Could Be Their Prayer Points Here? by sigiyaya(m): 6:58pm On Mar 08, 2022
Moneyboyz:
Blacks and stupidity.
I have come to the agreement that we black people are the lowest in the human race cry

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Re: Cucumber: What Could Be Their Prayer Points Here? by chijiokecosmos: 7:02pm On Mar 08, 2022
adeoyekay:
Child/children
Amu (penis)
Re: Cucumber: What Could Be Their Prayer Points Here? by farem: 7:04pm On Mar 08, 2022
Naijanascam:
What could be their prayer point here?

When the children of God gathered pouring out their hearts to Him, the devil sent a no-focus and infantile to go play with phone camera.
This is what played out here

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Re: Cucumber: What Could Be Their Prayer Points Here? by SweetDipBenny(m): 7:04pm On Mar 08, 2022
Big big things
Re: Cucumber: What Could Be Their Prayer Points Here? by chaloskyx: 7:19pm On Mar 08, 2022
let my husbands gbola be as big as this cucumber senseless Christians
Re: Cucumber: What Could Be Their Prayer Points Here? by Victerica(m): 7:24pm On Mar 08, 2022
They are praying for their intending husbands and boyfriends' third leg to grow bigger overnight

Eeeh!!

Which feminist stone me?
Re: Cucumber: What Could Be Their Prayer Points Here? by BeanmanX(m): 7:30pm On Mar 08, 2022
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Re: Cucumber: What Could Be Their Prayer Points Here? by Kestolove(m): 7:31pm On Mar 08, 2022
A dick bigger than d cucumber
Re: Cucumber: What Could Be Their Prayer Points Here? by adeoyekay(m): 7:33pm On Mar 08, 2022
chijiokecosmos:
Amu (penis)
I disagree with you if truly the picture is not fabricated , no church of God will ever raise such kind of prayer point the only that can be raised is for a child .
At times cucumber can be used to replace a child when it is optional.

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Re: Cucumber: What Could Be Their Prayer Points Here? by FireUpNow(m): 7:37pm On Mar 08, 2022
MCKitchen:
Weak erectile dysfunction in marriage and imaginery guys next door gbola size.
Na cucumber dey cure erectile dysfunction?

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