I thank God this kind of fraudster didn’t see car oh!

He for japa with the car. He kukuma get giveaway from me too.

But it’ll be a problem for genuine people cos I don over shine my eyes.

Happy new month to y’all

Godfather10:

Copied from a Friend on FB

When people talk down on the job I always laugh. The job is not that bad. In fact it’s better than a 150k salary job to me. Some will rather do an 100k salary job than drive on the e-hailing platforms. It’s their choice so we all good. Agreed that the job is not easy or paying a lot of money but it's not as poor as we paint. The app companies can do better too.

According to my observation and experience, there are some factors that determine if one will make money on the job or not. Either anyone likes it not, it’s very binding and can’t be overemphasized. People makes lots of money on the job and that’s the truth while lots of people still make complaints and losses. It’s your choice to decide to make money or loss and be able to do the right things.

When I started this job in 2018, I was complaining coz I wasn’t making money, was running into debts and even borrowing money to supplement. I couldn’t even deliver 20k a week. My car was not sound too, if I make 20k, a fault of 8k is waiting for me at the corner. I was inexperienced. 8am, would still be stretching on my bed when early risers had made money and the surge that comes with morning rush and most people had gotten to their offices.

I quit the job for like 4 months but I had to go back coz I couldn’t secure another job and I was almost starving but I didn’t go back the same way. I got a tear rubber/brand new Kia used for just 6months. I sat back, think, asked questions from people that are making good profits and I restrategized. Then boom it worked. Now my average earnings weekly on the app is between 120k to 150k with 30-50k offline.

Let me enumerate a few tips or factors that many do overlook which actually has lots of influence on your earnings resulting into either profit or loss.

1. State of your choice of car. The car must be very sound and good and all parts working well. You can’t make profits with a bad car. You’ll spend the little you make at mechanic shops+ wasting time you’re supposed to be making money and more bad during rush hours. A good car is the first thing you must have if you must make profits.

2. You must know and understand destination you can go and those you must not. Some trips waste time with little profit. Pick areas you want to work and go that you’re certain of getting reasonable trips back. The app is designed to accumulate fare according to the distance covered and not actually time spent. Avoid traffic prone areas without surge. It waste your fuel and time with very little or no profit.

3. Do not always be in hurry to blow empty back to your favorite work location, hang around a bit using your destination or do trips around, after a couple of trips you might be surprised to get a trip right back around your favorite base. The more empty you blow, the more profit you’re blowing away.

4. Do not be lazy. Work hard, do not get on the road by 8 or 9am when early risers had enjoyed the money rush. Be calculative, Get out by 6am tho you have to be careful considering the security challenges in our society. When you’re out to work, do it deligently.

5. Try as much as possible to be clean and smell nice, take care of your car, let it be clean and smell good. Drive carefully, avoid scratches and dents as much as you can, be jovial. It will fetch you offline customers after a good online trips. Offline gives more profit. Once done an offline trip for 4 days with payment over 200k and 9days job on 25k daily.

6. Save more, we make daily money and it’s easy to spend and lost sight of your earnings if you’re not careful. Don’t spend just the way you earn. Prioritize your responsibility. Don’t be a Jesus or Muhammad with your finances. You can’t save the world. Asides your family and loved ones, do not be responsible to people that can’t raise or borrow you funds if you or your car breaks down. (Giving or charity is different from being responsible to people’s needs)

7. If you’re a man, try as much as possible to keep only one partner. Seen men waste their earnings on different girls. Hotels, bars and club. It eats deep into your purse. Don’t be responsible for ladies that are not your spouse or family.

8. Once in a while, spoil yourself, eat good food, eat fruits and vegetables, blood tonics, drugs and other multivitamin. Get good sleep as much as you can. You need to stay healthy and alive to work and enjoy your profits.

9. Understand and know locations to be at every period of the day. Don’t park in commercial areas in the morning expecting to get trips. Example: don’t be in VI, Ikeja -Alausa, Allen, Toyin, Awolowo both in Ikeja and Ikoyi. Trips are low at that time as people are coming in and not going from those locations. Drive to residential areas like Ogba, Agege, Egbeda, Magodo, Ajah, Lekki phase 2, Sangotedo,etc to get profitable trips that comes with morning rush. Then do the opposite for evening.

Avoid government or official areas during weekends and holidays, trip request are very low there. Go to residential areas in the morning and evening go to event centres, recreation parks and areas and beaches, cinema house, shopping malls, popular pubs, lounge and bars.

10. Try as much as possible not to stay or park where lots of drivers are parked waiting for trips xpt during rush hours or there is surge. I know that might sounds funny but according to my observations, it works. Stay somewhere far away from them. Request at times leaves drivers in a choky location to meet driver that is just driving into the area or to one getting close to drop off.

11. Use a very good phone with better GPS, RAM and microprocessor. Phones that are low at these picks request very slow, reads fare poorly, and may even close the app on trip. It’s also bad at map routings.

12. Be consistent at work. On your first day on the job or after coming from a break or holiday, it’s hard to point to your earnings even if you make money that day. You may not be able to lay hold on the cash. Maybe it’s on your app as card trips or whatever. You start seeing your earnings on the second or third day of consistent work. So if you’re doing one day off and on at the job while having no other job, I’m sorry for you.

I did salary job for 4years, couldn’t get an apartment. Was staying with a brother. After understanding this job, and going back to it, took me 9months to save an get an 2bd apartment on the mainland.

This is not to flaunt whatever, it’s to encourage anyone that the job isn’t as bad as many says and with proper planning, you could still meet your targets and live fine.

May God help us and bless us with wisdom. Thank you very much.

An aside our Best candidate for President 2023 is either Tinubu, Prof Osinbajo, Prof Soludo or Ben Obi

Thank you my brother, I really appreciate the points you raised.
However why spoil everything with political stuffs?
But wait you're not in Nigeria?
I am still confused.

Gentlelife50:

Thank you my brother, I really appreciate the points you raised.
However why spoil everything with political stuffs?
But wait you're not in Nigeria?
I am still confused.

Anyone that follows blindly will surely fall into a pit.

Check out this thread, this guy was foolishh enough to use his same moniker to create such thread.

https://www.nairaland.com/6647549/12m-enough-wife-two-children#103637404

Please, im pleading on behalf of Johnchrix, I dont know if his stories are true or not, but let's just free the man abeg. Depression is real and shiuld his stories be real, all the dragging and trolling might take severe tolls on him mentally, emotionally, physically or any form.

People are going through a lot but we i2nly come here to take solace. Who would have thought Baz001 was also going through his when he would come here to make us laugh and people even mocked him with his struggles; laptop bag sales, visa application & rejections. Not everyone could have atrong mental state like Baz001 or felicity001 when people mock them with their struggles.



Pardon my blablabla. Back to my yanz, make we free that man and just dey watch am. Make someone no commit suicide one day because of online trolls. Who wan help am should do further background checks and help am.


May good fortunes smile on everyone now and every time.

peeps4u:
Please, im pleading on behalf of Johnchrix, I dont know if his stories are true or not, but let's just free the man abeg. Depression is real and shiuld his stories be real, all the dragging and trolling might take severe tolls on him mentally, emotionally, physically or any form.

People are going through a lot but we i2nly come here to take solace. Who would have thought Baz001 was also going through his when he would come here to make us laugh and people even mocked him with his struggles; laptop bag sales, visa application & rejections. Not everyone could have atrong mental state like Baz001 or felicity001 when people mock them with their struggles.



Pardon my blablabla. Back to my yanz, make we free that man and just dey watch am. Make someone no commit suicide one day because of online trolls. Who wan help am should do further background checks and help am.


May good fortunes smile on everyone now and every time.

Enough said bro.but his entitlement mentality is so .so.... annoying been following his story, people that wants to assist should do their due diligence, people have been scammed of their hard earned money here. I rest my case. blessings be!

komodapson:


Yeah...thanks for the moniker, dude.."British Naija" ... Eyez dey chook on this thread. Before you part with a penny you must be double sure. Felicity must ensure say your thoughts must align from birth, no room for errors. Anything, wey make you go lose guard, drop the ball...omo!!! You don blow ur chance be that... Lol
God help u, lord BAZOO go use in meme tey describe the whole scenario... "Na Finishing be that"... similar to voice heard on mortalkombat..

Times are hard now bro....

Menh... Una no get joy for here i swear me I no be mama rad wey dey dash money base on say na philanthropist she be oooh me self need help

If yiu give me 5h now like this I go do anything you want self

Felicity001:


It has been like that since na then from 7pm daily you pay N200 upon driving out.

You be newbie ni

Me I never pay on Friday since I started this hustle ó even the guy told me they just start Friday so maybe u don dey dash moni before now. Na Saturday and Sunday me I know

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Bros if you know say you no want make i get personal problem with you abeg you with God abeg stop campaigning for Tinubu na beg i dey beg you now ooh because I fit naked curse any body who is ready to vote hardship upon me and my children

Again, try dey reference your posts especially those you copied, you are an educated and expose person na you suppose know all these simple things.

73O9:


More to come if you don't back off.

In a bid to avoid identification, you decided to go with those disposable digital accounts.

Fowl yarsh finally opened. Only God knows what will happen if someone mistakenly give the guy car. He go just disappear into tin air and leave owner in coma. Na him type dey collect #44k/week car and japa.

Felicity001:


Bros if you know say you no want make i get personal problem with you abeg you with God abeg stop campaigning for Tinubu na beg i dey beg you now ooh because I fit naked curse any body who is ready to vote hardship upon me and my children

Again, try dey reference your posts especially those you copied, you are an educated and expose person na you suppose know all these simple things.

Hoodlum wan naked

silvaline:
Wow one needs to mindful and careful on this thread oo, this thread is not ordinary.

U no know before? Na condition make crayfish bend ó. These are not ordinary drivers u know. People on this thread are blessings to the world. It's just a matter of time.

Felicity001:


Menh... Una no get joy for here i swear me I no be mama rad wey dey dash money base on say na philanthropist she be oooh me self need help

If yiu give me 5h now like this I go do anything you want self

Mesef no mind 5H like dis boss

I get malaria since yesterday serious headaches ,this morning i open app see 4K bonus for 5 trips and 5Hrs online naso i use 3 panadol extra use hold body enter road around 7.

The last trip from igbo elerin to Naval dockyard V.I, i wan die o cos the panadol don work finish. Apongbon traffic show me pepper.

As i don chop bonus, i run go do test. na injections remain

Dash-cam available for sell.

In and out.

Price- 25k

March 30 2022

Johnchrix:
Na private school for obong ntak before Etim ekpo I de 400L I de pay about 300k. I just want close eye suffer run am finish. I'm open to financial support. I go show u documents if u need boss.

July 6 2018

paul5378:

Hello Brothers, Am Clement by name,I lost my sponsor (Dad) during my 200L in school. since then I have been struggling to survive in school, I survived by few friends I had till date 400L my final year. Lack of funding made me work as a partime driver, cleaner and security guard just to feed and pay bills. This is my final year dazed and desperate, am going through a financial emergency. My final exams starts this month 23th and am yet to pay up my fees. My school fees is #207,000 and I have been able raise #100,000 from friends,and family members. It is my sincere hope and earnest appeal to you to be kind enough to support me with some money. I have every documents to prove my schooling including my previous school fees payments from 100L. Please nairalanders am begging help to save a brother. Your contribution will indeed make a difference in my life and it will help forever.Thank you in advance for your contribution. You have no idea how much it means to me to have your support.
Here are my details.
Ac no: 4627812016 FCMB Bank

Phone no: 08084204750.
Thank you again!

https://www.nairaland.com/1531002/call-all-clearing-jobs-via/305#69124642

Went to eat at that calabar kitchen on Emmanuel street Ogudu... Came out to see that a Police car had parked behind my car, there by preventing me from driving out and I don get request.

So I walked up to the two police men that was inside the car to let them know that I was leaving. The two of them started going up and down.
Emmm.. the car key is with their oga... he is eating. I told them to Please collect the car key and move the car so that I can leave.

One of them now summoned courage and said, no vex abeg, two of us wey u see here no sabi drive. I almost burst laugh but I maintain. Las las them go collect the car key, na me come help them move the car.

I was dumbfounded say a whole police officer cannot move a car just from one block to the next block. What if in a case of emergency where by the one driving was hit by a bullet and they are in hot pursuit of a criminal ? Na him be say na to call control room to send somebody wey sabi drive.

aieromon:
March 30 2022


July 6 2018


https://www.nairaland.com/1531002/call-all-clearing-jobs-via/305#69124642

Abeg edon do make I face my mata alone enough of the dragging u don't know what it means to fund education in Nigeria. The fee was recently increased. It was 200k. I'm not being entiled, I have learnt my lessons and have moved on.

Abeg, be like say I don't know what's going on. I'm kinda confused.
Why is it that there are more Toyota Camry than Corolla from people who wan give rental?
I've got like 2 more people around me now, na this Camry 03/04 all of them get. Please is there anything that has changed, my bosses in the house?

confusedworld17:
Went to eat at that calabar kitchen on Emmanuel street Ogudu... Came out to see that a Police car had parked behind my car, there by preventing me from driving out and I don get request.

So I walked up to the two police men that was inside the car to let them know that I was leaving. The two of them started going up and down.
Emmm.. the car key is with their oga... he is eating. I told them to Please collect the car key and move the car so that I can leave.

One of them now summoned courage and said, no vex abeg, two of us wey u see here no sabi drive. I almost burst laugh but I maintain. Las las them go collect the car key, na me come help them move the car.

I was dumbfounded say a whole police officer cannot move a car just from one block to the next block. What if in a case of emergency where by the one driving was hit by a bullet and they are in hot pursuit of a criminal ? Na him be say na to call control room to send somebody wey sabi drive.

Policemen and danfo drivers are the same, dem no dey get drivers license, na those ones you want all of them to know how to drive?
If I were you, I go laugh out oooh.
So that shame go catch them.
True true, Nigeria policemen are in confused world of their own.
I know this calabar restaurant very well on that Emanuel Street, though I never eat there before but I hear say their food dey delicious.

You no dey give up with this your nonsense format. If you be yahoo boy e go take 45 years before you pick 100 dollar itune card.

Johnchrix:


Abeg edon do make I face my mata alone enough of the dragging u don't know what it means to fund education in Nigeria. The fee was recently increased. It was 200k. I'm not being entiled, I have learnt my lessons and have moved on.

Glithronix:
Abeg, be like say I don't know what's going on. I'm kinda confused.
Why is it that there are more Toyota Camry than Corolla from people who wan give rental?
I've got like 2 more people around me now, na this Camry 03/04 all of them get. Please is there anything that has changed, my bosses in the house?

Seems pretty obvious. Who is going to buy a corolla of 2.8-3m to earn 30k weekly?

The corolla is now out of reach of most people. Check nairaland auto section, how many corollas do you see? I also think dealers are not buying it any longer as they used to

I need a car for uber on weekly remittance. I can be reached on 08165650816. I stay in Surulere Lagos..

BAZ001:


Hol up hol up.....

You mean there are lazy drivers discouraging people on Facebook too?
Una wan confuse me finally
I thought it’s only here drivers complain ?
Lazy drivers get serie A, EPL & Laliga leagues ?

bro, you have any link on how I can get a car on rental for uber?

Pearl1910:


If u can u drop ur account number which will show ur name, on a public forum, I don't see anything u r hiding again. I didn't ask for ur certificate, I said show d name in that receipt plus any document like ID card that will stand as proof to collaborate it's u.
Look, I don't really pay attention to people begging online cos their story can be true and it can be scam. If u r genuine and u can explain or give reason why u r in a private university and have seen ur self through since year one to final year and can no longer pay ur fees or feed then I will be glad to help u. But so far ur stories have been disjointed...it shows dishonesty and deceit or misinformation at the least.
Remember u came to Lag from PH to fight with Generalzodd because he didn't give u 50k he promised. Since then, u have been in lag until last month u said u went back to PH that u got admission. Now u say u were in school since 2018.

So mail me and make me believe all these fasade and do well to clear ur name on this thread too. I will not do that for u.

bro , you have any link on how I can get a car on rental? I have been a fan of yours on this thread, walahi

The reason you rightly stated is exactly why dealers aren't buying it as before.

kanuisagoat:


Seems pretty obvious. Who is going to buy a corolla of 2.8-3m to earn 30k weekly?

The corolla is now out of reach of most people. Check nairaland auto section, how many corollas do you see? I also think dealers are not buying it any longer as they used to

dru23:



From my own business experience. Never let anyone discourage u in life....people are scared to take the necessary steps to achieve their goals...... I applaud your courage ......

please sir, I need a car for uber on weekly remittance. I can be reached on 08165650816. I stay in Surulere Lagos..

peeps4u:
The reason you rightly stated is exactly why dealers aren't buying it as before.

I ran through jiji and saw one with 3.2m asking price. If the expected increase in custom duties happens, I hope 4m will be enough to buy a corolla.

Maybe there's a silver lining in all of these for existing drivers. "New" cars coming into ehailing will reduce and a lot of partners will sell off their cars. Since they can sell their corollas for 3.4m Nigerian used, what's the sense in leaving it on Bolt to collect 30k weekly.

Less cars on ehailing, the more the demand and the more the surge.

kanuisagoat:


Seems pretty obvious. Who is going to buy a corolla of 2.8-3m to earn 30k weekly?

The corolla is now out of reach of most people. Check nairaland auto section, how many corollas do you see? I also think dealers are not buying it any longer as they used to

Nnah mehhhn. This is not making sense at all. This Camry is 2.4L engine. Nawa for who never get him own personal ride ooh. We go get there sha.
It is well, boss. Much respect.

peeps4u:
The reason you rightly stated is exactly why dealers aren't buying it as before.

What a pity.

kanuisagoat:


I ran through jiji and saw one with 3.2m asking price. If the expected increase in custom duties happens, I hope 4m will be enough to buy a corolla.

Maybe there's a silver lining in all of these for existing drivers. "New" cars will coming into Bolt will reduce and a lot of partners will sell off their cars. Since they can sell their corollas for 3.4m Nigerian used, what's the sense in leaving it on Bolt to collect 30k weekly.

Less cars on ehailing, the more the demand and the more the surge.

Inside life.

YeyeGbami:


Mesef no mind 5H like dis boss

I get malaria since yesterday serious headaches ,this morning i open app see 4K bonus for 5 trips and 5Hrs online naso i use 3 panadol extra use hold body enter road around 7.

The last trip from igbo elerin to Naval dockyard V.I, i wan die o cos the panadol don work finish. Apongbon traffic show me pepper.

As i don chop bonus, i run go do test. na injections remain

Glithronix:
Abeg, be like say I don't know what's going on. I'm kinda confused.
Why is it that there are more Toyota Camry than Corolla from people who wan give rental?
I've got like 2 more people around me now, na this Camry 03/04 all of them get. Please is there anything that has changed, my bosses in the house?

No driver wants the camry that is why they are still available.

peeps4u:
Please, im pleading on behalf of Johnchrix, I dont know if his stories are true or not, but let's just free the man abeg. Depression is real and shiuld his stories be real, all the dragging and trolling might take severe tolls on him mentally, emotionally, physically or any form.

People are going through a lot but we i2nly come here to take solace. Who would have thought Baz001 was also going through his when he would come here to make us laugh and people even mocked him with his struggles; laptop bag sales, visa application & rejections . Not everyone could have atrong mental state like Baz001 or felicity001 when people mock them with their struggles.



Pardon my blablabla. Back to my yanz, make we free that man and just dey watch am. Make someone no commit suicide one day because of online trolls. Who wan help am should do further background checks and help am.


May good fortunes smile on everyone now and every time.

Where I come from we no get shame
Imagine how many times we get abused and yabbed in Lagos, I grew up among folks that throw shades as hobbies.
It will take a lot before anybody can troll or yab me and it will get to me...
I don grow thick skin to trolling

I’ve had two incidents here (racism) but d next day I was talking to the person like nothing happened my colleague shock like wtf...

For my mind in my own country in Lagos bus conductors go yab you, pepper seller, passerby and if driving Uber (olosho, teenagers, estate security and barely car owners will yab u on a steady cos of #700 trip and we still continue moving Lagos ) Na here I go come dey vex, wey I dey pursue dollars ?

Johnchrix I dey gbadun ur cruise and I know say u be strong man... just close eye rough am to the end.