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MadamVanessa:





I think receiving a very good and lovely dick is falling under anointing o

Thinking from your anus it's hereditary you suck.

All i can say is them don push me tire. Be like brain no want make i fall

Orlu13:
How do I make posts on nairaland

fall under anointing first

5iine:
As a guy I thought I would never fall under anointing.

Mehn the experience is embarrassing...

Just a tap on my body, na so fall yakata.

I'm still yet to see it purpose.

religious or woman touch fall you talking about

shilenji:
I don't even understand myself again o, all my life I have never fallen under anointing. Is it that I'm very stubborn? If you belong to this table please gather here let's know ourselves

If you've ever fallen under anointing,how does it happen?

THE THING NA LIE OO.
BIG TIME HALLUCINATION

emmy512:
All i can say is them don push me tire. Be like brain no want make i fall

Because there is no such thing. You have to be capable of self-deceit to fall under anointing or speak in tongues.

Omo I have been bullied to fall before, it was a big blow to my honour.

shilenji:
I don't even understand myself again o, all my life I have never fallen under anointing. Is it that I'm very stubborn? If you belong to this table please gather here let's know ourselves

If you've ever fallen under anointing,how does it happen?

I once did to make the pastor happy, he eventually happy but I make sure I broke 5chairs in return then I wonder why the pastor so happy.

Anointing = religious fraud.

Why are people sounding like the anointing and falling under the anointing abnormal for a Christian?

Anyone that believe in Jesus but trivialize the anointing or falling under the anointing is still not a Christian.

Yes. I never believed it was true till March last year. I didn't planned to give my life to Christ but I was arrested when I followed my cousin to church. While the pastor vwas praying, I fell under the anointing. It was like tickling fire going through me. It wasn't painful but I felt weak and laid on the ground there till I gathered strength. Before then, I was partially an Atheist but after that day, I started discovering that I hungered to go to church. To pray. To hear th word and I also became repulsive to vulgar words and music, to the extent I went through my phone and deleted all my dirty lyrics songs one after the other. That was it for me . That was how i became Born again and started speaking in tongues.

It was just as I something left me and a new being took over. My pastor said it was the HolySpirit that arrested me and took over my life.

It's not jokes. Anointing is real.

shilenji:
I don't even understand myself again o, all my life I have never fallen under anointing. Is it that I'm very stubborn? If you belong to this table please gather here let's know ourselves

If you've ever fallen under anointing,how does it happen?

Funny.

What they call anointing is actually FOMO (fear of missing out) in religious playacting!

FOMO is part of human psychology. There's nothing spiritual there!

MarioKizito1:
Yes. I never believed it was true till March last year. I didn't planned to give my life to Christ but I was arrested when I followed my cousin to church. While the pastor vwas praying, I fell under the anointing. It was like tickling fire going through me. It wasn't painful but I felt weak and laid on the ground there till I gathered strength. Before then, I was partially an Atheist but after that day, I started discovering that I hungered to go to church. To pray. To hear th word and I also became repulsive to vulgar words and music, to the extent I went through my phone and deleted all my dirty lyrics songs one after the other. That was it for me . That was how i became Born again and started speaking in tongues.

It was just as I something left me and a new being took over. My pastor said it was the HolySpirit that arrested me and took over my life.

It's not jokes. Anointing is real.

Funny how people ascribe spiritual to normal human psychology.

ALLNIGERIANSMAD:
I once did to make the pastor happy, he eventually happy but I make sure I broke 5chairs in return then I wonder why the pastor so happy.

You made me have a good laughter. You wicked man!

Even the pastors know that falling under anointing is fake. They know in their churcheous mind that those falling are liars. Surprisingly, here in UK, we fry our stew with the same olive oil used to anoint black
People.

dopedan:
Lol omo everybody dey fall o the thing shock me and it was my first time in that church na so e reach my turn usher wan hold me i tell am make he no touch me pastor push my head i use my head nod him hand, he wan use elbow push me make i fall i use one kind eye look am show am my fist make he know say i dey ready to punch am for alter, e be like say him notice say i dey on weed him back off call next person after dem don do anointing finish d pastor dey talk say d devil is in our mist today, i just walka commot
I never go church since then
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If i don make u laugh small abeg quote me for my account make i chop sunday rice

Lol
Only few people are anointed in our time and the way it happened is different from how Christians act theirs. Have you read in the bible that they fell to the ground or acted possessed after anointing?
Sadly, people will not listen. Pastors are cashing out using miracles, speaking in tongues, anointing, tithes, hellfire etc.

Yes o, I was tripping for the resident pastor, I came to church looking all rushed up so I will be noticed.
During prayer sessions, holy spiritual arrested me, rolled me in the mud, all my body was covered in poto-poto, infact, when some ministers came to help me, the pastor told them to leave me alone, that Holy Spirit is dealing with me.
Safe to say my agenda did not agend that day.

HopeVictor:
First come back to Nigeria attend like 7 programs first before you go confirm whether you won't fall either by anointing or by push

Please don't deceive people here. I have never fallen. My question is after those falling, what happened.

5iine:
As a guy I thought I would never fall under anointing.

Mehn the experience is embarrassing...

Just a tap on my body, na so fall yakata.

I'm still yet to see it purpose.

After the fall what happened to you.

I don't even understand myself again o, all my life I have never fallen under anointing. Is it that I'm very stubborn? If you belong to this table please gather here let's know ourselves

If you've ever fallen under anointing,how does it happen?


Cultist dey fall under anointing ?

Cultist dey fall under anointing ?

I have fallen under the power of the Holy Spirit on several occasions.

I remember falling on some of the occasions in the ministry of bishop Issac idahosa when he was still a young minister and I a teenager

Words cannot describe the anointing. It's like warm water poured out on you. It's like electricity that paralyzes you in a gentle way.

dopedan:
Lol omo everybody dey fall o the thing shock me and it was my first time in that church na so e reach my turn usher wan hold me i tell am make he no touch me pastor push my head i use my head nod him hand, he wan use elbow push me make i fall i use one kind eye look am show am my fist make he know say i dey ready to punch am for alter, e be like say him notice say i dey on weed him back off call next person after dem don do anointing finish d pastor dey talk say d devil is in our mist today, i just walka commot
I never go church since then
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If i don make u laugh small abeg quote me for my account make i chop sunday rice

Your own no funny.

One day like so, years ago, the church been de use all those olden days long thick wooden chairs wey de get place for back so person wey siddon behind you to put bible.

Omo anointing catch one guy, the guy knee hit the thing well the chair move as e heavy reach. anointing clear instantly. Na pains make the guy shout de rub the knee. We just de laugh.

The other story na one my guy like that. Original knackson. The guy tell me say him don born again, come de tell me how annoying catch am, him de trance de see all the witches and wizards around us I say hmmmm...

To cut long story short, them pursue am from the church after him don finish all the girls them go far including choir mistress. Them come de fight on top him head.

All these happened like 20 years ago Sha. Thank God for life.

Paxxcarl:
Nope
It’s all fake

The Holy Spirit is a person like you and He isn't fake.

I no knw wetin dey do me,i de fall any how even b4 pastor waka reach were i de..

PastorMIsBack:
Firstly, I'm not a pastor. Secondly, our service starts at 11a.m.

fake pastor

victorjoe:
Your own no funny.

One day like so, years ago, the church been de use all those olden days long thick wooden chairs wey de get place for back so person wey siddon behind you to put bible.

Omo anointing catch one guy, the guy knee hit the thing well the chair move as e heavy reach. anointing clear instantly. Na pains make the guy shout de rub the knee. We just de laugh.

The other story na one my guy like that. Original knackson. The guy tell me say him don born again, come de tell me how annoying catch am, him de trance de see all the witches and wizards around us I say hmmmm...

To cut long story short, them pursue am from the church after him don finish all the girls them go far including choir mistress. Them come de fight on top him head.

All these happened like 20 years ago Sha. Thank God for life.

what are you saying? are you high?

judedwriter:
I have fallen under the power of the Holy Spirit on several occasions.

Most especially in the ministry of bishop Issac idahosa when he was still a young minister and I a teenager

Words cannot describe the anointing. It's like warm water poured out on you. It's like electricity that paralyzes you in a gentle way.

sinner

shilenji:
I always feel somehow when people around fall and I'm like the only one still standing. I feel most act it out at times. Because my cousin once told me she once did it to feel among

truth is women are weak emotionally and psychologically, they rather belong and are highly impressionable hence why women fall more than men do. Only highly emotional and emotionally unstable people fall under anointing, because there is nothing like anointing or holy spirit.

PastorMIsBack:
Firstly, I'm not a pastor.
Secondly, our service starts at 11a.m.

all these so called pastor. You guys just seeing self worth and self glory. Very useless set of people to society

MarioKizito1:
Yes. I never believed it was true till March last year. I didn't planned to give my life to Christ but I was arrested when I followed my cousin to church. While the pastor vwas praying, I fell under the anointing. It was like tickling fire going through me. It wasn't painful but I felt weak and laid on the ground there till I gathered strength. Before then, I was partially an Atheist but after that day, I started discovering that I hungered to go to church. To pray. To hear th word and I also became repulsive to vulgar words and music, to the extent I went through my phone and deleted all my dirty lyrics songs one after the other. That was it for me . That was how i became Born again and started speaking in tongues.

It was just as I something left me and a new being took over. My pastor said it was the HolySpirit that arrested me and took over my life.

It's not jokes. Anointing is real.

it is called emotions not anointing. Anointing my ass. Have you ever sat to think what it means for god that created the universe that is billions of times bigger than this earth, have you ever though of what it means for this god to actually live in a man? Do you know how wise that man would be? How knowledgeable such a man would be? But look at the reality millions of Christians claiming god lives in them and yet you all are very stupid and ordinary like every other ordinary human being.