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| Re: I Think I May Have Become A Vampire by LordReed(m): 11:07am On Apr 12, 2022 |
mrman1999:Unless you are telling us they magically grow then the root of the canines must show that they are deep enough to support elongation or that the canines retract to within your gums. Also lemme point out to you that you're relying on the Dracula myth which plays on the fear of animals with large canines when in the real sense the teeth that should elongate and sharpen should be your incisors like that of a real blood sucking bat. See pix attached. LoLz.
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| Re: I Think I May Have Become A Vampire by LordReed(m): 11:12am On Apr 12, 2022 |
mrman1999:Yeah just provide evidence and a working system of health care based on your spiritual hypothesis. The system the scientists came up with has been working and growing while we are yet to see any working system based on spiritual whatchumacallit. |
| Re: I Think I May Have Become A Vampire by Nobody: 11:16am On Apr 12, 2022 |
mrman1999:Egbami, I tell you say I dey look for love? |
| Re: I Think I May Have Become A Vampire by LordReed(m): 11:20am On Apr 12, 2022 |
mrman1999:So you wan come take us write your own abi? LoLz. No worry we fit help you sell the show to Netflix, me I just need 15%. LoLz. |
| Re: I Think I May Have Become A Vampire by Nobody: 11:37am On Apr 12, 2022 |
LordReed:Well, my case is different.. I am not a bat |
| Re: I Think I May Have Become A Vampire by Nobody: 11:39am On Apr 12, 2022 |
LordReed:The spiritual rules the physical. Know this and know peace!! |
| Re: I Think I May Have Become A Vampire by Nobody: 11:40am On Apr 12, 2022 |
Sweetplum:Are you not the one that said you like danger? So call me and get my address and come have your blood sucked. If you're on your period I won't mind sucking your period blood... With the kind of craving I am feeling now anything goes.. |
| Re: I Think I May Have Become A Vampire by Nobody: 11:41am On Apr 12, 2022 |
LordReed:You people still think I am lying? OK tell me what makes you think so |
| Re: I Think I May Have Become A Vampire by Nobody: 11:53am On Apr 12, 2022 |
mrman1999:You are totally mad. Kindly walk to the next refuse & pick up all pads there. I thought as much. I ll break pestle on your head all your memories of vampire ll disappear & you ll be well that your kins ll come n pay me thanksgiving money for healing your madness. You this stinking, gworo chewing, burukutu sipping, igi-eni smoking, latrine sniffing, tramadol eating, codeine drinking, rophynol licking 20 something years old boy that your mini dic k must be scrapped to render it useful for only masturbation! |
| Re: I Think I May Have Become A Vampire by Nobody: 12:37pm On Apr 12, 2022 |
Sweetplum:All these insults and you are the one that said Sweetplum:Now I invited you to have your blood sucked from your neck and vjay and you're insulting me. Next time no do pass yerself.. But anyways... if you change your mind you have my number... I still can't get the thought of blood off my mind... And the thought of sucking your period blood straight from the source is even more alluring... After all your moniker says: Sweetplum... I bet your plum is indeed sweet... Fresh blood from a fresh plum... yummy!! |
| Re: I Think I May Have Become A Vampire by LordReed(m): 12:51pm On Apr 12, 2022 |
mrman1999:LoLz! You are not vampire either. |
| Re: I Think I May Have Become A Vampire by LordReed(m): 12:51pm On Apr 12, 2022 |
mrman1999:It is not by shouting, bring evidence. |
| Re: I Think I May Have Become A Vampire by LordReed(m): 12:53pm On Apr 12, 2022 |
mrman1999:Because you have not a shred of evidence. |
| Re: I Think I May Have Become A Vampire by Nobody: 2:07pm On Apr 12, 2022 |
mrman1999:Take vaseline. Go n masturbate with my pic |
| Re: I Think I May Have Become A Vampire by KnownUnknown: 2:14pm On Apr 12, 2022 |
mrman1999:Talk less. Go jump. |
| Re: I Think I May Have Become A Vampire by LordReed(m): 9:01pm On Apr 12, 2022 |
KnownUnknown:Exactly and mrman1999 film it as you do. LoLz. |
| Re: I Think I May Have Become A Vampire by Nobody: 1:01pm On Apr 13, 2022 |
LordReed:So how do you explain my intense craving for blood and the migraines I feel when I am out in the sun? |
| Re: I Think I May Have Become A Vampire by Nobody: 1:03pm On Apr 13, 2022 |
LordReed:I am not shouting. There is enough evidence you're just blind to them. |
| Re: I Think I May Have Become A Vampire by Nobody: 1:04pm On Apr 13, 2022 |
LordReed:Ok. What can I do to prove myself? |
| Re: I Think I May Have Become A Vampire by Nobody: 1:04pm On Apr 13, 2022 |
Sweetplum:You're not that fine. So, no thank you. Below are the type of girls I self-service to. One is named Sarah Louise Young and is a vintage porn star and the other is named Bunnyblondy and is a cam girl on chaturbate. They are my type. Fine girl, big boobs... But look local and I am only interested in your menstrual blood... Please give them to me.... Yummy!!
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| Re: I Think I May Have Become A Vampire by Nobody: 1:10pm On Apr 13, 2022 |
KnownUnknown:What makes you think I haven't tried? |
| Re: I Think I May Have Become A Vampire by Nobody: 1:12pm On Apr 13, 2022 |
LordReed:No need man.. I'm not immortal... I took sniper the other day and I passed out and came back some hours later.. |
| Re: I Think I May Have Become A Vampire by LordReed(m): 2:03pm On Apr 13, 2022 |
| Re: I Think I May Have Become A Vampire by Nobody: 4:32pm On Apr 13, 2022 |
mrman1999:Just use your drugs daily. Your life has finished from watching porn. You can't v me cos you belong to the waste can. So...my pic is your only trophy. I give you foc. |
| Re: I Think I May Have Become A Vampire by KnownUnknown: 4:03pm On Apr 14, 2022 |
mrman1999:Because you’re still alive, taking up space, and polluting the environment with your continued existence. |
| Re: I Think I May Have Become A Vampire by Nobody: 1:52pm On Apr 15, 2022 |
KnownUnknown:I don't wanna die bro... I just don't want to be a vamp anymore... I wish I could find the girl that did this to me.. |
| Re: I Think I May Have Become A Vampire by Nobody: 1:54pm On Apr 15, 2022 |
Sweetplum:Lol... Your pic ain't worth it boo... And your life has also finished from watching porn too because guess what? You looked at the pornographic picture I posted.. So that makes us both porn watchers... Lol.. |
| Re: I Think I May Have Become A Vampire by Nobody: 1:55pm On Apr 15, 2022 |
LordReed:You think I am enjoying myself? Today makes it 6 days that I have been holed up in my house and scared to go out because I don't want to hurt anybody.. |
| Re: I Think I May Have Become A Vampire by LordReed(m): 2:52pm On Apr 15, 2022 |
mrman1999:No longer interested, thanks. |
| Re: I Think I May Have Become A Vampire by Nobody: 3:04pm On Apr 15, 2022 |
mrman1999:Go n die! |
| Re: I Think I May Have Become A Vampire by Nobody: 11:48am On Apr 17, 2022 |
Sweetplum:Come on na... Has it reached that level... Besides you know vamps don't die right? |
| Re: I Think I May Have Become A Vampire by Nobody: 11:49am On Apr 17, 2022 |
LordReed:lol. The people that surprised me the most are those that actually believed and were giving me sound advise ![]() |
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