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Come and laugh! and forget your ex
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Ladies and gentlemen Boys and Girls Brothers and Sisters
Fathers and Mothers Uncles and aunties Nephews and nieces Doctors and nurses Neighbours and Colleagues Students and graduates. I really don't have anything to say. Thanks for your attention.

Good day beautiful ladies and the other genders that collect apple, set awon onijekuje

So because your ex move to your Neighbourhood you con wear suit to fetch water, brother wait what's the colour of your problem?

Until you are ask to make a sentence starting with "Me" that's when you will understand that english is not for ur generation

My neighbour's son was banned from coming church for shouting"UP NEPA" while the pastor was preaching

What are you eating?
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Me:The fruit of my labour

How i wish i recieve a Message from Airtel saying"Dear custormer your girlfriend just told a guy I Love You on facebook"

I say i love you, you are telling me to swear, okay if i did not love you my front teeth should remove.

Imagine an igbo man acting jesus while raising lazarus from dealth. He will be like"Zaralus alaise flom ya glave"

Some people will be black to the extent that if you shoot them at night, the bullet still will come back to ask for torchlight.

I remember in my primary school days i was so ugly enh, that a girl started crying becus people in school told her i love her

A car almost jammed me today when i was on my way to report to my friend that i saw his girlfriend with another guy in the hotel.

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Chaos14:
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One of the reason why i kick people with my rain boot


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

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Orgasmgiver123:
One of the reason why i kick people with my rain boot


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

that your rain boot should have spoiled by now

boring

Chaos14:
that your rain boot should have spoiled by now

It ain’t possible bruv
Even if i kick buhari in the balls, my rain boot won’t get spoilt


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

Dating ibadan lady can be stressful sometimes, she will be shouting"Hamisu Hamisu" when all she meant to say is"I miss you i miss you"

On judgement day.
God:Boys this way Girls that way
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Bobrisky:Which kyn wahala be this

A good wife doesn't wear pant at home because of emmergency meeting

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You don't beat your girl when she offend you just tell her to kneel with one leg and raise the other up, they deserve punishment a little