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Re: White SA Man Shoots Black Woman After "Mistaking" Her For A Hippopotamus by Justinlean02(m): 1:12pm On May 08, 2022 |
Ok |
Re: White SA Man Shoots Black Woman After "Mistaking" Her For A Hippopotamus by VladimirPutiin(m): 1:12pm On May 08, 2022 |
Re: White SA Man Shoots Black Woman After "Mistaking" Her For A Hippopotamus by sogodihno: 1:12pm On May 08, 2022 |
A |
Re: White SA Man Shoots Black Woman After "Mistaking" Her For A Hippopotamus by chopnaira: 1:12pm On May 08, 2022 |
Useless satafrikans |
Re: White SA Man Shoots Black Woman After "Mistaking" Her For A Hippopotamus by RevDesm0ndJuju: 1:12pm On May 08, 2022 |
1 Like |
Re: White SA Man Shoots Black Woman After "Mistaking" Her For A Hippopotamus by Munzy14(m): 1:13pm On May 08, 2022 |
Racism with a sprinkle of pride and arrogance.. 4 Likes |
Re: White SA Man Shoots Black Woman After "Mistaking" Her For A Hippopotamus by WideMouth333(m): 1:15pm On May 08, 2022 |
Baba olowo d long prick funny stories.... I started looking for salary jobs I could do. But I couldn't find any . It was during one of my job hunt I met one woman that told me she needs someone that would be her driver .. I have never driven a car in my life but when I heard she will pay 70k per month.. I quickly told her I can drive , She did not even wait to confirm ,she just told me to resume the next morning cos she have somewhere important I would be driving her too... See gobe... I reach house and told my friend ,he laughed And told me to call her and tell her I'm not interested in the job ..i told him I can't do that ,.as we were still discussing,his neighbor in the next room joined the conversation ... (The rooms are so closed together that if u drop a cup ,the next room will hear ,) He shouted " don't tell her u can't drive oo , just wait I dey come '.. When he entered our room he then explained to me that driving is easy if the car is automatic..he said guy see "Once you enter,start the car , place your leg on the right hand pad slowly which is the break and then put the gear to R (reverse) or D (drive). ... Simple . So I spent the next three hours learning how to drive automatic cars from brother Thomas that is an okada man... When I resumed the next day at work like a real driver ...the woman gave me a car key then told me to go and warm the car before we leave.. I quickly go to her Benz and press car key but na the Hilux truck sound pin pin...I realized we would be taking the Hilux and not her Benz Jeep... When I opened the Hilux I was shocked..I saw 3 leg pads instead of 2 that brother Thomas told me ... I carry phone call brother Thomas...he was already on his okada ,I explained my situation..he then told me " Na manual be that na ..and na the same thing..Guy wise up "... See kasala.... The woman came out fully dressed and entered the car ,na so I start the car but as a wise guy I acted as if the car is faulty, I open bonnet and told her .we can't go out with this car.. She called her mechanic and insulted him for spoiling her car:,she then went in and brought out the Benz car key... My mind came down ..once we enter I follow brother Thomas instructions,and I put the gear to R .. As the car was reversing slowly and I was leaving the gate . Next thing I heard someone screaming " yeeeee My leg ooooooooo"..... The idiot gateman had stayed too close to the car thinking I can drive and me don scatter his leg with tire ... Me and my madam was scared. I personally thought someone died , when I got down and I saw the gateman scattered leg, I told him sorry no vex.. But lucky for me the madam did not blame me , she told me she had warn him several times to always stay far from the car ... She gave him some cash to get medicine .. We enter car back , a little scared . At this point something told me to confess I can't drive . But another mind said "Continue but be careful'.. I reversed out, put the car to drive , press acceleration pad and the journey started ... At first it felt Good..like play like play Nonso don Sabi drive be that .. everything was going well because the road was free and less traffic. Na so madam tell me make I stop beside Tastee fried Chicken, she gave me some money and told me to help her get something cos she has not eaten yet . I wanted to off the car but she told me to leave it on cos she was enjoying the A c . Now the werey called brother Thomas forget to teach me that once u want to stop in traffic or anywhere put the gear to P (park) Me I just get down from the car like that and the gear is still on D (Drive) Next thing I heard madam voice screaming my name "Nonso ooooooooo" .... I turn back And both madam and car don dey go .. Omo I started pursuing the car , screaming jesus!! madam o Madam o... People joined me too ... but the car was moving very fast.. and was heading to a police checkpoint. When police saw the car and people at the back running after it they thought the driver is a thief , they brought out thier gun and pointed to the car indicating that if it don't stop they will shoot ... As my madam see Gun.. She jumped out of the running car with her fat body , She landed like an elephant and was rolling like ball before she stopped... When I saw this I know my own had finished... I started crying and cursing brother Thomas for encouraging me ... Pls comment if u would like to hear the remaining story... Baba olowo d long prick funny stories.......
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Re: White SA Man Shoots Black Woman After "Mistaking" Her For A Hippopotamus by FireUpNow(m): 1:16pm On May 08, 2022 |
Racism. Thinking the blacks were hippo is unacceptable. 1 Like |
Re: White SA Man Shoots Black Woman After "Mistaking" Her For A Hippopotamus by Nosayer: 1:17pm On May 08, 2022 |
Thank God SA is ruled presently by the blacks. Je should be sentenced to maximum imprisonment. |
Re: White SA Man Shoots Black Woman After "Mistaking" Her For A Hippopotamus by kudinkarfe: 1:17pm On May 08, 2022 |
VictorUSA:Where on earth are you from? 1 Like |
Re: White SA Man Shoots Black Woman After "Mistaking" Her For A Hippopotamus by madskills(m): 1:18pm On May 08, 2022 |
ogbiwa:no be him fault, the average black SA women fat like hippo na, excess weight |
Re: White SA Man Shoots Black Woman After "Mistaking" Her For A Hippopotamus by SweetDipBenny(m): 1:18pm On May 08, 2022 |
Racist bastard 1 Like |
Re: White SA Man Shoots Black Woman After "Mistaking" Her For A Hippopotamus by Simisima(m): 1:19pm On May 08, 2022 |
Speaklove: I stayed with my uncle in the village during holidays when I was young. He usually takes me hunting and I can relate. Sometimes when you see a human is a thick forest, we usually mistook them for animals, one day my uncle nearly shot someone but he narrowly missed. So am not surprised. |
Re: White SA Man Shoots Black Woman After "Mistaking" Her For A Hippopotamus by Harshweather(m): 1:20pm On May 08, 2022 |
VictorUSA: You talk like a toddler and act like a big fool. 1 Like |
Re: White SA Man Shoots Black Woman After "Mistaking" Her For A Hippopotamus by kemz12(m): 1:20pm On May 08, 2022 |
Interesting madness, a psycho is wielding a gun...he must really be on drugs to mistake a woman for an hippo. Dat reasoning is baseless and unfounded. |
Re: White SA Man Shoots Black Woman After "Mistaking" Her For A Hippopotamus by deflover(m): 1:20pm On May 08, 2022 |
is the woman fat does she have a waist like a carmel 1 Like |
Re: White SA Man Shoots Black Woman After "Mistaking" Her For A Hippopotamus by SIONKPO1(m): 1:21pm On May 08, 2022 |
Those White South Africans are racist,and the blacks also they are too lazy if not they should have dominated every sphere of businesses there 2 Likes |
Re: White SA Man Shoots Black Woman After "Mistaking" Her For A Hippopotamus by JuanDeDios: 1:22pm On May 08, 2022 |
Speaklove:Yea. Could just be poor eye sight and stupidity. |
Re: White SA Man Shoots Black Woman After "Mistaking" Her For A Hippopotamus by Bigchristo: 1:22pm On May 08, 2022 |
ogbiwa:Just imagine the height of racism, he thought the couple are hippopotamus and monkeys, well I won’t blame him because the black South Africans don’t know their right, all they know how to do is Xenophobic attacks on their fellow black people 1 Like |
Re: White SA Man Shoots Black Woman After "Mistaking" Her For A Hippopotamus by chukwuibuipob: 1:23pm On May 08, 2022 |
a black man should shot the idiot and tell the world,he luk like a white Lion |
Re: White SA Man Shoots Black Woman After "Mistaking" Her For A Hippopotamus by Jmichael1(m): 1:23pm On May 08, 2022 |
It's ok...... |
Re: White SA Man Shoots Black Woman After "Mistaking" Her For A Hippopotamus by oilmane(m): 1:24pm On May 08, 2022 |
ogbiwa: He thought they were hippos? Such persons are supposed to be tied at the stake to be offered as burnt offering to whatever he worship, thank God she came out alive. |
Re: White SA Man Shoots Black Woman After "Mistaking" Her For A Hippopotamus by NotoriousBiggyS: 1:25pm On May 08, 2022 |
Vulture griller of nairaland should be careful because him go resemble Cow With the way he's always acting like cow make dem no go shoot am o 2 Likes |
Re: White SA Man Shoots Black Woman After "Mistaking" Her For A Hippopotamus by Aboguede(m): 1:25pm On May 08, 2022 |
Take this advice Read b4 commenting 2. No dey try to appear intelligent Speaklove: |
Re: White SA Man Shoots Black Woman After "Mistaking" Her For A Hippopotamus by Tinymayour: 1:26pm On May 08, 2022 |
VictorUSA:just imagine say nah your mama or sister dey there |
Re: White SA Man Shoots Black Woman After "Mistaking" Her For A Hippopotamus by frog12: 1:26pm On May 08, 2022 |
have you seen black south african women after they marry? dey blow up illicit: 2 Likes |
Re: White SA Man Shoots Black Woman After "Mistaking" Her For A Hippopotamus by McJelly(m): 1:26pm On May 08, 2022 |
Funny!! Not funny!! � |
Re: White SA Man Shoots Black Woman After "Mistaking" Her For A Hippopotamus by Nobody: 1:27pm On May 08, 2022 |
VictorUSA:This lunatic should be banned lalasticlala 3 Likes |
Re: White SA Man Shoots Black Woman After "Mistaking" Her For A Hippopotamus by Yeancahmie007(m): 1:28pm On May 08, 2022 |
How can a human being look like an Hippo? |
Re: White SA Man Shoots Black Woman After "Mistaking" Her For A Hippopotamus by Elyonwings: 1:28pm On May 08, 2022 |
If he finds himself in jail, he will think it is backyard 1 Like |
Re: White SA Man Shoots Black Woman After "Mistaking" Her For A Hippopotamus by frog12: 1:29pm On May 08, 2022 |
you mean, telling dem to steal other people's work? mugabe said it precisely. SIONKPO1: |
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