Lagbenjo:





Hmmmm
Thank you
It is expensive sha. When some IVF centers are doing IVF for700k
I think it is even better to go for IVF since it has higher chances or what do you think?

Yes the chances are higher with IVF but I think the prices will also be higher. All the best.

mhizsholar:



Present ma. AMEN!!! FIRE!!!

Thanks mama for answering roll call, how the big belle ministry?,hope ure almost done with shopping that's if ure a first time mum like me

novia22:
August come fast oooo..
My Jajaina feels like it's going to just fall off anytime and pelvic pain has got me doing slow Mo..
My appetite has dropped badly and heartburn has increased..
The waddling no get part two....nobody can pass the door when I'm passing.....Oga pause there jor.....shey you cannot see my side to side steppin!
LO is using leg to massage every organ in me...
To get a comfy sleeping position is War....I will just be doing like what I don't know with all the pillows in the world until I find that comfy position..
Las las it is well...
I wish Us All Grace to Carry our LOs to full term..

Amen oo,sorry mama that's how mine too is paining me especially early in the morning I discovered walking helps with the swelling and pain.LO is still moving anyhow chai my baby ehn no calm at all,she's trying to look for exit in my womb. I walk like a duck fowl sef with my long small tummy.

Bloomingbud:


Congratulations.

Present cappo we are waddling already.

Lool... Thank you
I've always wondered what cappo and waddling means tho

cinderellashoes:


Wow congrats mama

Thank you very much, we will all give thanks to God by his grace

AmNuhRegular:



Lool... Thank you
I've always wondered what cappo and waddling means tho

Cappo is the shortened form of captain while waddling is used for someone moving like a duck, you know walking is quiet difficult for heavily pregnant people.

rukz:
Congratulation sir!

pls send beer money to my opay account make me sef follow jolificate .

9016689166.

More blessings.

what is this

Layormiii:
what is this

swerve nor....
Joy killer.

AmNuhRegular:



Lool... Thank you
I've always wondered what cappo and waddling means tho

;DCappo as captain for each month of preggy mamas here,take roll calls and ginger all..

Waddling walking like a peacock,lol

novia22:
August come fast oooo..
My Jajaina feels like it's going to just fall off anytime and pelvic pain has got me doing slow Mo..
My appetite has dropped badly and heartburn has increased..
The waddling no get part two....nobody can pass the door when I'm passing.....Oga pause there jor.....shey you cannot see my side to side steppin!
LO is using leg to massage every organ in me...
To get a comfy sleeping position is War....I will just be doing like what I don't know with all the pillows in the world until I find that comfy position..
Las las it is well...
I wish Us All Grace to Carry our LOs to full term..

Sorry teamie, finding a comfortable sleeping position is a war right now. No va.gi.na pains for now but butt pains in my tailbone is showing me pepper. August no far again .

AmNuhRegular:

Xx and xy
(happy dance)

Wow lovely, congratulations dear.

Sassy256:
TEAM AUGUST
JUNE ROLL CALL

Team Easy pregnancy, Safe and Quick delivery.

Happy new month once again mama's wishing us all the best of this new month.

Thank God for seeing us through to this point, I know it's not that easy as the weight is now being felt . Most of us have entered third trimester this week, it's time to start completing our baby shopping, hospital lists and other things we need to do. No time again o, time to tidy up. In just two short months we will carry our joyful bundles.

If you've not taken maternity shots, this is the best period to do it, now the bump is big enough but still cute enough for pics and for those of us that pregnancy turns dark, please don't wait till 9months o .

Time to be prayerful, committing that day into God's hands for a stress-free remaining part of the journey and delivery. Supernatural childbirth book is one very resourceful book for this period, please if you can, download it and begin to use the prayers at the end part of the book.

If you don't have the book and need it, just mention me and drop your email I have the soft copy now, I can send to you.

Starryv and mama waistbead, sure you're doing great. Pyzdan, I see you. Our silent teamies, the lord is your strenght.

TEAM AUGUST ROLL CALL
NAME.................................EDD....................SEX
1. Starry v. ............................21st....................xy
2. Sassy256...........................25th.....................xy
3. Dunpredictable...............22nd ...................xy
4. Pyzdan...............................23rd............... unknown
5. Waistbead.........................28th............... unknown
6. Exclusiveoloori................. ...................... unknown
7. Novia22.............................13th............... unknown
8. Dijah07.............................. 30th ............ unknown
9. Girl040...............................15th...............unknown

Mama's please endeavour to respond to roll call and show up once in a while, why be in a team when you don't communicate with your teamies? Where's the fun in that? I wish everyone of us a beautiful month, less stress, good health and bountiful energy, I love you

Wish you a blessed month too.

Greta86:

Good morning everyone

For about 2 years now I have been having heavy periods with frequent pelvic pain. So I went for scan and it turns out that I have large fibroids and bulky uterus.

my own is sad because instead of adding weight I don thin finish, I can’t go out again i don’t even look like myself anymore .I have been to so many hospitals in this Lagos and the price I'm hearing is in millions. I don google tire and still can’t find a good and affordable hospital I am seeing different types of surgery sef, like minimally invasive myomectomy, fibroid embolization and HIFU.
The doctor I saw last week said My Bono’s very high and my matter don reach emergency and I need surgery ASAP but I don’t trust the hospital because my friend did hers there since December and she has still not fully healed and they butchered her , her scar is terrible.
I have heard of people who did theirs and went home next day, Please I need help on affordable and experienced surgeons or hospitals
Thank you

God is in control. You can check AbiodunFaladeHospital on Instagram, I have seen reviews and heard they give discount

Sassy256:

Sorry teamie, finding a comfortable sleeping position is a war right now. No va.gi.na pains for now but butt pains in my tailbone is showing me pepper. August no far again .

It is well Teamie...
God will help us..

ladyrachy:
Amen oo,sorry mama that's how mine too is paining me especially early in the morning I discovered walking helps with the swelling and pain.LO is still moving anyhow chai my baby ehn no calm at all,she's trying to look for exit in my womb. I walk like a duck fowl sef with my long small tummy.

These LOs no get joy at all...lol @duck fowl...that's the best description especially when I want to go pee...

HopefulBee:


Wish you a blessed month too. Please I need the book. Beeba2612@gmail.com. Thank you

Sent.

AmNuhRegular:


Thank you very much, we will all give thanks to God by his grace

Amen

Sassy256:

Sent.

..
Please send to me Ifeomastella2014@gmail.com

shiller:
..
Please send to me Ifeomastella2014@gmail.com

Sent!

Sassy256:

Sent.

Please kindly resend. beeba2612@gmail.com

Bloomingbud:


Cappo is the shortened form of captain while waddling is used for someone moving like a duck, you know walking is quiet difficult for heavily pregnant people.

Looool, even for me sometimes walking is difficult

Thanks momma

Totally Unrelated but, I don't really want to be unable to make money while I'm nursing my babies...

I don't mind an 8-4 sha, but I don't know if anyone has any business ideas that could be very helpful to nursing moms

shiller:


;DCappo as captain for each month of preggy mamas here,take roll calls and ginger all..

Waddling walking like a peacock,lol

Wonderful

Sassy256:

Wow lovely, congratulations dear.

Thank you so much ma'am

StarryV:
Sent!

Thank you Ma

BS! BS!! BS!!!

To God be the glory, great things he hath done. The whole 9months journey was testimony filled.

I got pregnant without knowing because am not expecting pregnancy atall, I only do feel stomach pain and ll b confuse because it's not yt time for my period. I use salt and water bt it didn't go instead am always hungry and got me confuse more; hubby ask me to go buy Andrew liver salt maybe it ll go bt instead I went to buy bicham( I blv mayb my stomach is dirty) and pregnancy test. I used d bicham once den use d test stripe and pim, na positive.

The journey begins, couldn't sleep overnight, back pain, vomiting if drink water or eat food; was still not using any drug, was told to buy pregnacare plus by my sister but I was like, this expensive drug every month; my boss gave me calcium and ferrous and told me to buy folic acid with it but neither did I buy nor use it but do buy fruit once in a while to eat. I can carry and lift anytyn carriable and liftable, nobody kuku know am pregnant yt.
Fast forward to 2nd/3rd month, I buy folic acid laslas and started taken but anytym I use it, I must vomit, attyms I vomit blood self but I didn't bother going to hospital because I blv it's part of d package then I stopped d folic too.
Finally register at 5months+ nd at 6months, a scan shows I av small fibroid and cramps began but sincerely I was not worried because I just keep holding my tummy and ll say it's not mine so fibroid get out, went to complain at the hospital and was told it's false labour wen it's not yt time/the fibroid causing pain, was given injection and paracetamol bt didn't go o, went back again nd was given cocoderm and dis work for d pain

Second trimester(frm 6month+) was smooth with little or no pain and coming to third trimester, it started smoothly but ended with pain and swollen legs at 9months.

Everybody at work was telling me to go for leave because of stress and my swollen legs but I was like I use work as part of my exercise and don't want my leave to b wasting when av not gvn birth, but I keep telling my boss and pikin that I want June and don't want May atall, will even tell d baby to please wait till June 1 and he hear ooo.

Fast forward to delivery day, was out of d house since 5am on Monday, May 30th bt getting to Ajah traffic(if U r conversant with Ajah road), I came down before the bridge and trek to VGC with hubby just to beat the traffic, faced chevron traffic again b4 I finally get to work o with bladder wey don full.
In the midnight, 31st, naso water break ooo. I just feel asif am bedwetting and urine keep coming to the extent that sis gave me bucket to be urinating inside since hubby sleep at work then I message my boss that I suspect my water broke so I won't make it down to work, called hubby severally but didn't pick up, called my elder sis who's still a bit near and she was like we ll go to hospital when it's 4am, I told then 4am is too near because am not feeling any pain. We finally left for the hospital around 7am and got to MCC Abraham Adesanya around afta 10am(Lagos traffic plus vehicle spoil for road).
Getting to hospital and was checked, OS is still close and no contraction but water is dripping already. The Dr write to sumtin membrane on my card and was tellin her colleague dat it remain 2hrs for dem to c if I ll av pain else dere's sumtin dey ll put under my tongue to induce labour. 2hrs came and go without anytyn,, I ask hubby to buy me pineapple so I can take and I did that with warm water; naso this pain start o. On checking, the Dr was like she didnt understand my cervix o, internal is open while external is close; was having serious labour contraction yt cervix didn't open(meanwhile, mum has always been telling me to ask dem if na male bone I get bcs I ct deliver on my own if na male bone BT dey ll kip telling me dat labour ll determine). The contraction became stronger and stronger and pain increase to tyms 8 of 10� and naso I dey shout mercy of God dey shout help me now, dey shout poo poo ooo, dem go say no b poopoo and I ll tell dem am serious na real poo poo no b fake one etc. Later a male Dr came(God ll kuku bless the guy for me), he check my virginal and said he's nt sure I can deliver myself, another female Dr came and said same, go call dere oga patapata and said same, they call it a name which I ct even remember because I was in serious pain, meanwhile, my mum is still calling nd still picking her calls and she ll kip shouting gv dem fone or tell dem to do CS.
As dat my favorite male Dr said we ll do CS for U so call ur husband, husband wey we call don leave my sis wit me to go to work, I jt tell dem dat my sis ll do d signing and buy all necessary tins(thank God av funded her account already incase anytyn apen), hubby later came and dey do all necessary tins, was wheel down to the theatre room and I keep telling dem gv me dat injection dat U said ll stop the fast fast b4 the pain start again, the Dr was like calm down, we r on it. I receive d first injection at my back and sum Dr were at d front fixing tins already and I kip telling dem I want to slip because av nt slept for 2days now, as them gv the third injection, ntin like pain o and d next tin I heard was a baby cry. Infact dey r still doing oda tins like checking if bp, talking abt drugs wen I heard d cry and was like who's baby is crying; one of d Dr jt joke at me and say sebi na she carry Belle cum insyd nw and was gvn my bundle of joy placed on my chest, naso I tell d baby am sorry for stressing you den started sleeping.

Not easy as a FTM takn care of pikin in a general hospital after CS because dey won't help do anytyn except for bathing of baby, only few of dere nurse ll attend to you well and nobody is allowed to stay to stay except to go and cum back bt God is takn control. Ct wait to be release from here nd lemme go sleep well at home while MIL take charge.

Success to other preggy woman in the house, may God deliver everyone safely IJN.

cc: cappo Layormi

cinderellashoes:
Happy new month October preggy mamas and other mamas in the house. I hope you are taking good care of yourselves, less stress, less worries, using your meds, and you have also started doing some baby shoppings. Please supply your Edds and baby's sex when you find out. Here's to a beautiful month!

Team October

Mama... EDD..... SEX...

1. Ihavethingstodo...........

2. Cinderellashoes............ 24/10/22.....??

3. Aderebecca................ 20/10/22....??

4. Blessedmum............... 31/10/22.....??

5. Tgirltemmy..................... 4/10/22...... Xx

6. Bloomingbud 26/10/22.....??

7. MercyMercy 1/10/22.........??

8. Sugarcoatted 29/10/22..............??

9. AmNuhRegular (twins) 31/10/22..... Xx and xy

Present, Cappo, malaria held me down here and I treated Malaria last month, headache, body pain, hotness of the Body, food aversion, swollen gum and boil in the nose. Only me with all this full package, and I have not started antinatal yet, will go for Typhoid and Malaria test today by God's grace. How are you doing also?

TOHHAN:
BS! BS!! BS!!!

To God be the glory, great things he hath done. The whole 9months journey was testimony filled.


In the midnight, 31st, naso water break ooo. I just feel asif am bedwetting and urine keep coming to the extent that sis gave me bucket to be urinating inside since hubby sleep at work then I message my boss that I suspect my water broke so I won't make it down to work, called hubby severally but didn't pick up, called my elder sis who's still a bit near and she was like we ll go to hospital when it's 4am, I told then 4am is too near because am not feeling any pain. We finally left for the hospital around 7am and got to MCC Abraham Adesanya around afta 10am(Lagos traffic plus vehicle spoil for road).
Getting to hospital and was checked, OS is still close and no contraction but water is dripping already. The Dr write to sumtin membrane on my card and was tellin her colleague dat it remain 2hrs for dem to c if I ll av pain else dere's sumtin dey ll put under my tongue to induce labour. 2hrs came and go without anytyn,, I ask hubby to buy me pineapple so I can take and I did that with warm water; naso this pain start o. On checking, the Dr was like she didnt understand my cervix o, internal is open while external is close; was having serious labour contraction yt cervix didn't open(meanwhile, mum has always been telling me to ask dem if na male bone I get bcs I ct deliver on my own if na male bone BT dey ll kip telling me dat labour ll determine). The contraction became stronger and stronger and pain increase to tyms 8 of 10� and naso I dey shout mercy of God dey shout help me now, dey shout poo poo ooo, dem go say no b poopoo and I ll tell dem am serious na real poo poo no b fake one etc. Later a male Dr came(God ll kuku bless the guy for me), he check my virginal and said he's nt sure I can deliver myself, another female Dr came and said same, go call dere oga patapata and said same, they call it a name which I ct even remember because I was in serious pain, meanwhile, my mum is still calling nd still picking her calls and she ll kip shouting gv dem fone or tell dem to do CS.
As dat my favorite male Dr said we ll do CS for U so call ur husband, husband wey we call don leave my sis wit me to go to work, I jt tell dem dat my sis ll do d signing and buy all necessary tins(thank God av funded her account already incase anytyn apen), hubby later came and dey do all necessary tins, was wheel down to the theatre room and I keep telling dem gv me dat injection dat U said ll stop the fast fast b4 the pain start again, the Dr was like calm down, we r on it. I receive d first injection at my back and sum Dr were at d front fixing tins already and I kip telling dem I want to slip because av nt slept for 2days now, as them gv the third injection, ntin like pain o and d next tin I heard was a baby cry. Infact dey r still doing oda tins like checking if bp, talking abt drugs wen I heard d cry and was like who's baby is crying; one of d Dr jt joke at me and say sebi na she carry Belle cum insyd nw and was gvn my bundle of joy placed on my chest, naso I tell d baby am sorry for stressing you den started sleeping.


Success to other preggy woman in the house, may God deliver everyone safely IJN.

cc: cappo Layormi

Congrats to you once again ma...omoo naso the baby water dey plenty reach?

aderebecca:

Present, Cappo, malaria held me down here and I treated Malaria last month, headache, body pain, hotness of the Body, food aversion, swollen gum and boil in the nose. Only me with all this full package, and I have not started antinatal yet, will go for Typhoid and Malaria test today by God's grace. How are you doing also?

Sorry about that. Please take good care of yourself and register for antinatal so your doctor can monitor your health. May the Lord protect you and your baby. Please don't self-Medicate.

My own is body pain and sciatic pain, and the bone in my bum hurts badly. Walking and sleeping is now becoming an issue, aboniki and massage has been helping me.

TOHHAN:
BS! BS!! BS!!!

To God be the glory, great things he hath done. The whole 9months journey was testimony filled.

I got pregnant without knowing because am not expecting pregnancy atall, I only do feel stomach pain and ll b confuse because it's not yt time for my period. I use salt and water bt it didn't go instead am always hungry and got me confuse more; hubby ask me to go buy Andrew liver salt maybe it ll go bt instead I went to buy bicham( I blv mayb my stomach is dirty) and pregnancy test. I used d bicham once den use d test stripe and pim, na positive.

The journey begins, couldn't sleep overnight, back pain, vomiting if drink water or eat food; was still not using any drug, was told to buy pregnacare plus by my sister but I was like, this expensive drug every month; my boss gave me calcium and ferrous and told me to buy folic acid with it but neither did I buy nor use it but do buy fruit once in a while to eat. I can carry and lift anytyn carriable and liftable, nobody kuku know am pregnant yt.
Fast forward to 2nd/3rd month, I buy folic acid laslas and started taken but anytym I use it, I must vomit, attyms I vomit blood self but I didn't bother going to hospital because I blv it's part of d package then I stopped d folic too.
Finally register at 5months+ nd at 6months, a scan shows I av small fibroid and cramps began but sincerely I was not worried because I just keep holding my tummy and ll say it's not mine so fibroid get out, went to complain at the hospital and was told it's false labour wen it's not yt time/the fibroid causing pain, was given injection and paracetamol bt didn't go o, went back again nd was given cocoderm and dis work for d pain

Second trimester(frm 6month+) was smooth with little or no pain and coming to third trimester, it started smoothly but ended with pain and swollen legs at 9months.

Everybody at work was telling me to go for leave because of stress and my swollen legs but I was like I use work as part of my exercise and don't want my leave to b wasting when av not gvn birth, but I keep telling my boss and pikin that I want June and don't want May atall, will even tell d baby to please wait till June 1 and he hear ooo.

Fast forward to delivery day, was out of d house since 5am on Monday, May 30th bt getting to Ajah traffic(if U r conversant with Ajah road), I came down before the bridge and trek to VGC with hubby just to beat the traffic, faced chevron traffic again b4 I finally get to work o with bladder wey don full.
In the midnight, 31st, naso water break ooo. I just feel asif am bedwetting and urine keep coming to the extent that sis gave me bucket to be urinating inside since hubby sleep at work then I message my boss that I suspect my water broke so I won't make it down to work, called hubby severally but didn't pick up, called my elder sis who's still a bit near and she was like we ll go to hospital when it's 4am, I told then 4am is too near because am not feeling any pain. We finally left for the hospital around 7am and got to MCC Abraham Adesanya around afta 10am(Lagos traffic plus vehicle spoil for road).
Getting to hospital and was checked, OS is still close and no contraction but water is dripping already. The Dr write to sumtin membrane on my card and was tellin her colleague dat it remain 2hrs for dem to c if I ll av pain else dere's sumtin dey ll put under my tongue to induce labour. 2hrs came and go without anytyn,, I ask hubby to buy me pineapple so I can take and I did that with warm water; naso this pain start o. On checking, the Dr was like she didnt understand my cervix o, internal is open while external is close; was having serious labour contraction yt cervix didn't open(meanwhile, mum has always been telling me to ask dem if na male bone I get bcs I ct deliver on my own if na male bone BT dey ll kip telling me dat labour ll determine). The contraction became stronger and stronger and pain increase to tyms 8 of 10� and naso I dey shout mercy of God dey shout help me now, dey shout poo poo ooo, dem go say no b poopoo and I ll tell dem am serious na real poo poo no b fake one etc. Later a male Dr came(God ll kuku bless the guy for me), he check my virginal and said he's nt sure I can deliver myself, another female Dr came and said same, go call dere oga patapata and said same, they call it a name which I ct even remember because I was in serious pain, meanwhile, my mum is still calling nd still picking her calls and she ll kip shouting gv dem fone or tell dem to do CS.
As dat my favorite male Dr said we ll do CS for U so call ur husband, husband wey we call don leave my sis wit me to go to work, I jt tell dem dat my sis ll do d signing and buy all necessary tins(thank God av funded her account already incase anytyn apen), hubby later came and dey do all necessary tins, was wheel down to the theatre room and I keep telling dem gv me dat injection dat U said ll stop the fast fast b4 the pain start again, the Dr was like calm down, we r on it. I receive d first injection at my back and sum Dr were at d front fixing tins already and I kip telling dem I want to slip because av nt slept for 2days now, as them gv the third injection, ntin like pain o and d next tin I heard was a baby cry. Infact dey r still doing oda tins like checking if bp, talking abt drugs wen I heard d cry and was like who's baby is crying; one of d Dr jt joke at me and say sebi na she carry Belle cum insyd nw and was gvn my bundle of joy placed on my chest, naso I tell d baby am sorry for stressing you den started sleeping.

Not easy as a FTM takn care of pikin in a general hospital after CS because dey won't help do anytyn except for bathing of baby, only few of dere nurse ll attend to you well and nobody is allowed to stay to stay except to go and cum back bt God is takn control. Ct wait to be release from here nd lemme go sleep well at home while MIL take charge.

Success to other preggy woman in the house, may God deliver everyone safely IJN.

cc: cappo Layormi

Awwwn... Congratulations mama, quick recovery to you and kisses to LO

mzMerci:
Na wa o. Madam, staph is a normal organism on the body. There must be staph on ur body. That’s how God created us. If at all u have a urine infection, this so called doctor would hv given you Fleming or amoxyl and flagyll cos they are the recommended antibiotics in pregnancy.

Thank so much ma.

missviva:


Congrats to you once again ma...omoo naso the baby water dey plenty reach?

As in the water tire me and it keeps dripping till I gave birth o. If dey choke hand under, water ll still gush out and I was told d water is needed for baby survival till I gave birth. Imagine water broke around 1am on d 31st and still dripping till 11am on d 1st.

Omakraid:

Awwwn... Congratulations mama, quick recovery to you and kisses to LO

Thanks mama