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A Fool Says In His Heart That There’s No Flying Spaghetti Monster by Pastafari: 6:50pm On Oct 25, 2021 |
Yes, it’s written in the holy gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. You are a fool if you say that the Flying Spaghetti Monster doesn’t exist. You have not seek him yet, you have to open your heart for him to enter. A lot of people who think Flying Spaghetti Monster doesn’t exist have not read the gospel, they are ignorant. Remember that he boiled for your sins. Ramen 3 Likes |
Re: A Fool Says In His Heart That There’s No Flying Spaghetti Monster by house10s: 7:08pm On Oct 25, 2021 |
or d swimming noodles monster. |
Re: A Fool Says In His Heart That There’s No Flying Spaghetti Monster by Juliusmomoh: 7:11pm On Oct 25, 2021 |
Trash thread.. 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: A Fool Says In His Heart That There’s No Flying Spaghetti Monster by Pastafari: 7:49pm On Oct 25, 2021 |
Juliusmomoh:You need to respect my religious beliefs 6 Likes |
Re: A Fool Says In His Heart That There’s No Flying Spaghetti Monster by Dliquidmetal(m): 8:56pm On Oct 25, 2021 |
he really did boil for our sins all this religious folks can look how delusional they themselves sound to others......... what ever opinion they have of FSM is what others have of their own beliefs too 1 Like |
Re: A Fool Says In His Heart That There’s No Flying Spaghetti Monster by kingxsamz(m): 9:48pm On Oct 25, 2021 |
True. And anyone who says otherwise is a foolish fool for not agreeing. FSM is real, you just need to open your heart to him 1 Like |
Re: A Fool Says In His Heart That There’s No Flying Spaghetti Monster by kingxsamz(m): 9:50pm On Oct 25, 2021 |
Juliusmomoh:Seun needs to create our own section and put an oath. These Christians always like picking on us, let them try it with the Muslims first. |
Re: A Fool Says In His Heart That There’s No Flying Spaghetti Monster by FirstSon01: 7:20am On Jun 06, 2022 |
Ramen May FSM bless you. Only idiots who don't believe the FSM. It's there in the gospel that he exists, what more do they want?? Fools as the gospel described them as should wail forever, FSM is the only true GOD. |
Re: A Fool Says In His Heart That There’s No Flying Spaghetti Monster by LordReed(m): 8:04am On Jun 06, 2022 |
In a 1000years this thread will become the Letter of Pastafari to Nairaland declaring the gospel of FSM which some people will use as evidence that FSM is real. LoLz! |
Re: A Fool Says In His Heart That There’s No Flying Spaghetti Monster by FirstSon01: 8:21am On Jun 06, 2022 |
LordReed: I swearrr. Hope it happens earlier so I can see it though Possibly, we'll be featured in it as the first apostles. 1 Like |
Re: A Fool Says In His Heart That There’s No Flying Spaghetti Monster by Dliquidmetal(m): 8:26am On Jun 06, 2022 |
FirstSon01:lmao "apostle firstson" |
Re: A Fool Says In His Heart That There’s No Flying Spaghetti Monster by FirstSon01: 8:41am On Jun 06, 2022 |
Dliquidmetal: Permesan be unto you |
Re: A Fool Says In His Heart That There’s No Flying Spaghetti Monster by Image123(m): 10:04am On Jun 06, 2022 |
LordReed: How can you compare this bunkum to the 66books written by different writers over centuries. |
Re: A Fool Says In His Heart That There’s No Flying Spaghetti Monster by LordReed(m): 10:26am On Jun 06, 2022 |
Image123: Because years have a way of adding rose tints to our recollections. In the future thing now we judge as insignificant could take take on significance simply because someone deemed them interesting. |
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