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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by repairpalng: 10:19am On Jun 07, 2022
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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by deedee44: 10:23am On Jun 07, 2022
Nifemi2020:


Let me share my horrible experience with FAAN towing vehicle boys. Around December 2019 I took my Boss to the International Airport (Departure) I dropped her luggage, enter motor and zoomed off. As I was descending the departure she called me to come and pick up something for her brother. Thankfully I saw vehicles parked along the road, naso I parked behind them, I was still on call when those touts came to clip the car, there’s nothing I didn’t use to beg them before they took me to their office. I paid 45,000. I later ported to ehailing January 2020. On that faithful morning, I took a client to the airport and I make sure I didn’t make the same mistake. My brother na so I park at the front of one church at the back of the airport before the public car park. I bend my chair say make I rest small na so I slept off ooo. I just noticed that my car is somehow high at the back as if them put pillow for my back, woke up and looked back, they’ve already jacked the car up ready for towing. These bast!d did not even worry to wake me. I have no other option but to activate Felicity spirit. Came down from the car and started shouting. Stood at the front of their van that they will not move. I first remove my top, the spirit no shake them na so I remove my trouser ooo remaining only boxers on me. Their oga see say I mean business na so them release me ooo. I just packed my cloth enter car and zoomed off straight to Conoil Ikeja came down from the car naked na so people pick race ooo.
Na me know weytin they chase me. Am not a mad man
Looolllllllzzzz. You don crack my ribs like this hahaha
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by YeyeGbami: 12:54pm On Jun 07, 2022
Guys Idi araba should be avoided if possible. Task force and okada don start.

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by bmdmix10: 1:15pm On Jun 07, 2022
Any one with a car for e taxi my younger brother needs one

Lagos mainland
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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 3:13pm On Jun 07, 2022
tobisunday:


Leave am o I no get... See the way u drag that
something goat abi what was his moniker again... I was just laughing my wife think say I dey watch comedy ni

No mind that goat of a goat... Na bad belle him be see how childish he is self feeding us with great lies of the century, 1st, I used one breakpad for 8 months, later showed chat of how much mechanic charged for workmanship but he didn't add it b4 oooh yet he said he only spent 50k in 8months.
That's how they come online to decieve people making boost of what they don't have or can do.
Na jealousy dey worry am... Is moniker is kanuisagoat grin na my guy b4 but him don Bleep up and me i don't take nonsense for anybody at all not even from Dru self I'll always speak and stand for the truth even if it means death

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by glambo(m): 3:31pm On Jun 07, 2022
Better talk.
All that for a Tokunbo car of less than a year.

Sorry be his case.
If hin like make he travel all over the whole Nigeria.
Mileage na mileage.
Ask those dat stay in Sango and work on the island what their cars go thru daily on that Sango express.

Yet dem never fix all this you have done within a year on their vehicles.


kanuisagoat:



Are you seriously asking me if he has been using one break pad in 8 months? Honestly you are not wise. Did the car not come with a breakpad?

You're a big boy because of a 1.7m car grin.

You are a lost cause. I just hope others are seeing this and will not foolishly go and buy a Benz like you have done.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 3:40pm On Jun 07, 2022
pope191:


I doubt if women will like to pick a female driver.

Even me self won't accept unless it's a short trip. Women wey no sabi drive

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 3:50pm On Jun 07, 2022
Nifemi2020:


Let me share my horrible experience with FAAN towing vehicle boys. Around December 2019 I took my Boss to the International Airport (Departure) I dropped her luggage, enter motor and zoomed off. As I was descending the departure she called me to come and pick up something for her brother. Thankfully I saw vehicles parked along the road, naso I parked behind them, I was still on call when those touts came to clip the car, there’s nothing I didn’t use to beg them before they took me to their office. I paid 45,000. I later ported to ehailing January 2020. On that faithful morning, I took a client to the airport and I make sure I didn’t make the same mistake. My brother na so I park at the front of one church at the back of the airport before the public car park. I bend my chair say make I rest small na so I slept off ooo. I just noticed that my car is somehow high at the back as if them put pillow for my back, woke up and looked back, they’ve already jacked the car up ready for towing. These bast!d did not even worry to wake me. I have no other option but to activate Felicity spirit. Came down from the car and started shouting. Stood at the front of their van that they will not move. I first remove my top, the spirit no shake them na so I remove my trouser ooo remaining only boxers on me. Their oga see say I mean business na so them release me ooo. I just packed my cloth enter car and zoomed off straight to Conoil Ikeja came down from the car naked na so people pick race ooo.
Na me know weytin they chase me. Am not a mad man

Hahahah
Hahaha
Hahaha
Hahaha
Hahaha
Ha!!!! Guy and you didn't gist us all these whilegrin
Ha! Lol... Many are truly mad in Lagos
You went stack nude!!! Hahaha

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 3:52pm On Jun 07, 2022
Gentlelife50:

grin
Felicity graduate

The guy change am for themgringringrin

Them self go fear that daygrin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 3:58pm On Jun 07, 2022
IFSHR:


From the get go, I knew he was fake, and as well that he was in the wrong thread ..guy can't even afford a car fan belt.



You know I asked him to contact me privately for talks him know say me na fire and brine stone maybe na him make he no bother to near mysidegrin infor roast am chop like borlegrin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 4:15pm On Jun 07, 2022
SamuelTaiw0:



grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
This your hoodlum spirit no be here o
grin grin grin
[center]I don laugh tire[/center]

Person fit show that kind hoodlum spirit for LASTMA or Taskforce? grin grin grin

Make Dem no use gun bottom boot person head o!

Azin enh... I go try that pattern one day I swear.

This lagos?? One needs to be mad for those guys ooh

Just imagine those taskforce guys still arrested me around 1am midnight and Pearl dey tell me say I no supposed break traffic laws any time if the day... At 1am?? I just didn't want to drag with them that night make them no go kill my enemy come say na arm robber him.be... if not what evidence would they provide in Mobile Court? Will they snap me at that hour of the night as evidence?

Again, I was rushing to pick up one of my valuable client's wife that's why I was calm with them oh if not I for show them craze that night.

Ha! I don pay for this hustle ooh I swearcheesy

First, Sura 12k
2nd taskforce, 2020 January when endsars was still very fresh, i paid 170k.
3rd, 25k to LASMA at Oshodi
Another 10k to police for tinted

All of these was during rentals days.

I just dey reason supposing I was still driving Dru's car when all these challenges came up omo Dru for finish my driving career maybe by now Felicity would have been on extinction like chillex8 is right nowgrin

Chai!! I don use style suffer ohgrin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 4:26pm On Jun 07, 2022
Crvrider:


Day 1 arrival ke. I didn't say I am going on vacation nah. Na make children just run around, play with water and then build sand castle with their feet, daz all.

Abeg no remind us of vacation abeggrin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Gudvibes06: 4:33pm On Jun 07, 2022
On what ever surge I no dey go airport again as I dey since my incident I no dey try am
cos e no go make sense make I drop off come drive empty to ikeja.
komodapson:


Those airport tow gangs are mean. Sometime early last year, I parked in between cars at the Legend hotel car park, after I dropped off a rider at FAAN housing unit behind the hotel.
Naso I decide to take a nap ó, out of the blues....I just hear "Gbraaaa"... pulleys & wenches, dem don jack my car up, squeeze my newly painted bumper, as I was trying to get out of the car to protest, they were closing the door on me...immediately the car was at 45° angle...next thing they said was...

" oya...è move é" (with a deep croaky voice). They hopped behind the landrover towing vehicle in a Gestapo style and move into their yard, less than 100metres from the hotel , close to sahara aviation gas tanks...

I was shocked!!!..one old baba, came out immediately, deflated the two tyres instantly.

Omor!!! That terrible incident further reinstate "giving up" on naija..I lost hope totally for the country, when I learnt the FAAN manager get cut for the money...I wan' craze...
Omor!!! Naija don cast....
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 8:02pm On Jun 07, 2022
Felicity001:


Even me self won't accept unless it's a short trip. Women wey no sabi drive

Wetin happen nah, we r all out to find what to eat. Beside, deh r much in the game now. Dragged trip with one today

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by davit: 9:04pm On Jun 07, 2022
Why bolt system will allow a rider to make trip request 12 times and cancel them as driver picks up is worrisome!

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 9:16pm On Jun 07, 2022
Felicity001:


No mind that goat of a goat... Na bad belle him be see how childish he is self feeding us with great lies of the century, 1st, I used one breakpad for 8 months, later showed chat of how much mechanic charged for workmanship but he didn't add it b4 oooh yet he said he only spent 50k in 8months.
That's how they come online to decieve people making boost of what they don't have or can do.
Na jealousy dey worry am... Is moniker is kanuisagoat grin na my guy b4 but him don Bleep up and me i don't take nonsense for anybody at all not even from Dru self I'll always speak and stand for the truth even if it means death

You are still crying still from the ass whipping I gave you on Friday.

If I was you I'll be crying too. Poverty don mess up with your life that driving a jalopy 19 year old relic is your best achievement at 40 years. You know what will happen if thief snatch that your jalopy motor, your life don finally pafuka be that.

All the people who met you driving have left you and moved on to greater things while you're still driving and transferring your frustration on anyone who has the misfortune of booking your ride.

I am not your guy, I don't associate with failures.

How's your agric business going by the way? Been a while you mentioned it. I know you've failed at it like every other thing you have ever attempted in your life.

You had a job, failed at it. Used your Honda for Bolt, failed. Set up an agri business, failed. Collected numerous cars for rentals, failed.

Kanuisagoat is not your problem. Get a pastor or Alfa and let them exorcise every demon tormenting you before the story of your jalopy turns to failure like every other thing you've ever attempted in your life.

You can ignore my advice and keep crying all over my mentions, I will be here to remind you when you fail again.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nifemi2020(m): 9:37pm On Jun 07, 2022
kanuisagoat:


You are still crying still from the ass whipping I gave you on Friday.

If I was you I'll be crying too. Poverty don mess up with your life that driving a jalopy 19 year old relic is your best achievement at 40 years. You know what will happen if thief snatch that your jalopy motor, your life don finally pafuka be that.

All the people who met you driving have left you and moved on to greater things while you're still driving and transferring your frustration on anyone who has the misfortune of booking your ride.

I am not your guy, I don't associate with failures.

How's your agric business going by the way? Been a while you mentioned it. I know you've failed at it like every other thing you have ever attempted in your life.

You had a job, failed at it. Used your Honda for Bolt, failed. Set up an agri business, failed. Collected numerous cars for rentals, failed.

Kanuisagoat is not your problem. Get a pastor or Alfa and let them exorcise every demon tormenting you before the story of your jalopy turns to failure like every other thing you've ever attempted in your life.

You can ignore my advice and keep crying all over my mentions, I will be here to remind you when you fail again.






It’s like cheerfulgiver don take over our Oga Kanuisagoat account. Abeg let’s give room for peace. @Felicity always remember that surely dry bones shall rise again. The only failure I know is giving up.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 10:19pm On Jun 07, 2022
Nifemi2020:


It’s like cheerfulgiver don take over our Oga Kanuisagoat account. Abeg let’s give room for peace. @Felicity always remember that surely dry bones shall rise again. The only failure I know is giving up.

Goat wey dey go play with lion na watin him dey find? No be double wahala?gringrin

I didn't even bother reading his.post self because I don't have time to read lies and empty bragging.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Glithronix: 11:16pm On Jun 07, 2022
Baker77:
Had similar experience with one Otondo unilag girl yesterday despite having dashcam ooo.called the account number and boom done OK show debit she said na network..I open and central lock again.lss las she did another and I received almost immediately..

No trust anymore I rather loss rating than the money
No vex, baba.
Na how much be this DashCam and na where person fit see am buy?
Much respect, boss.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Glithronix: 11:57pm On Jun 07, 2022
Gudvibes06:
On what ever surge I no dey go airport again as I dey since my incident I no dey try am
cos e no go make sense make I drop off come drive empty to ikeja.
Why you go dey run for airport. Just drive in and drop your rider without wasting time, then zoom off immediately. That's all.
I dey carry riders enter airport well well and once I end the trip and get paid, I go offline immediately and zoom off to a good place then go online again.
I dey fear entering airport before, but since I don understand the maize, I dey always roast the corn. grin
Mind you, some cursed individuals are there to trap you. Once they see you dropped someone and you're set to drive off, they would come to you to beg that you should take them to so the gate, bro, na trap. If you help anyone, you broke the rule by picking someone and that's food for those cursed towing guys.
I've been approached for this like 3 times, the eyes wey I dey take look dem, they know say this one know what's up.
One woman approached me one one day like that after dropping a rider at the drop off point, I wind down and tell her she should go to hell, say shebi she get pikin for house and praying for him/her to succeed, how will that happen when you intend to trap someone who's hustling. She just kept quiet and I wind up and zoomed off.
The next person to try this with me will be thoroughly disgraced that day. I'm praying for it to happen Sha and I will be glad about it.
Much respect, boss.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by CheerfulGiver: 7:48am On Jun 08, 2022
Wednesday morning motivation...

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Johnchrix(m): 8:25am On Jun 08, 2022
Felicity001:


Hahahah
Hahaha
Hahaha
Hahaha
Hahaha
Ha!!!! Guy and you didn't gist us all these whilegrin
Ha! Lol... Many are truly mad in Lagos
You went stack nude!!! Hahaha

Nothing man never see for Lagos road o. Lastma don hold me before for Ojo for not putting my seat belt, na so i call my Police Friend oo.. Police were supposed use I'm authority make them free me come de tell me to pay them their Ransom, na so i weak.. carry all my money pay lastman. Next day as I de go house two tire borst in front of army barracks ojo around 1am night..na so I park sleep inside Moto o, morning reach I wake up call the closest vulcanizer to fit my tires, after work my man say I get go settle the army guys before I move Moto comot, I say for what, he say them go come flog am, I say no wagala. As I approach them na, them come say I gats pay 3000# say na them secure the Moto through out the night.."omo see lie" me were sleep inside moto no body come till morning.. I just laughed carry 1500 give them, na so one Cary koboko flog me..na so I sharpaly give them their money commot oo.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 9:11am On Jun 08, 2022
So una still dey fight. undecided
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 9:12am On Jun 08, 2022
CheerfulGiver:
Wednesday morning motivation...
Legendary. cheesy

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 9:21am On Jun 08, 2022
CheerfulGiver:
Wednesday morning motivation...

ODOGWU NWANNE na you be man abeg

taawaa the money and pepper dem lazy D’s wink

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Gudvibes06: 10:13am On Jun 08, 2022
What's the essence of going there when I know for sure I won't be accepting ride till I get to ikeja or GRA or Ajao estate wo bro I no do na manage I dey manage my fuel make Mobil no collect all my profit. The last time I entered car park paid 550 bolt still no calculate am join ride wey I carry for there the thing just weak me and I zero my mind, maybe if I dey ajah or anywhere on the island I come see the trip on surge I go rush am but trip if 1 to 3k go airport is a no .
Glithronix:

Why you go dey run for airport. Just drive in and drop your rider without wasting time, then zoom off immediately. That's all.
I dey carry riders enter airport well well and once I end the trip and get paid, I go offline immediately and zoom off to a good place then go online again.
I dey fear entering airport before, but since I don understand the maize, I dey always roast the corn. grin
Mind you, some cursed individuals are there to trap you. Once they see you dropped someone and you're set to drive off, they would come to you to beg that you should take them to so the gate, bro, na trap. If you help anyone, you broke the rule by picking someone and that's food for those cursed towing guys.
I've been approached for this like 3 times, the eyes wey I dey take look dem, they know say this one know what's up.
One woman approached me one one day like that after dropping a rider at the drop off point, I wind down and tell her she should go to hell, say shebi she get pikin for house and praying for him/her to succeed, how will that happen when you intend to trap someone who's hustling. She just kept quiet and I wind up and zoomed off.
The next person to try this with me will be thoroughly disgraced that day. I'm praying for it to happen Sha and I will be glad about it.
Much respect, boss.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by tobisunday(m): 11:00am On Jun 08, 2022
Felicity001:


Azin enh... I go try that pattern one day I swear.

This lagos?? One needs to be mad for those guys ooh

Just imagine those taskforce guys still arrested me around 1am midnight and Pearl dey tell me say I no supposed break traffic laws any time if the day... At 1am?? I just didn't want to drag with them that night make them no go kill my enemy come say na arm robber him.be... if not what evidence would they provide in Mobile Court? Will they snap me at that hour of the night as evidence?

Again, I was rushing to pick up one of my valuable client's wife that's why I was calm with them oh if not I for show them craze that night.

Ha! I don pay for this hustle ooh I swearcheesy

First, Sura 12k
2nd taskforce, 2020 January when endsars was still very fresh, i paid 170k.
3rd, 25k to LASMA at Oshodi
Another 10k to police for tinted

All of these was during rentals days.

I just dey reason supposing I was still driving Dru's car when all these challenges came up omo Dru for finish my driving career maybe by now Felicity would have been on extinction like chillex8 is right nowgrin

Chai!! I don use style suffer ohgrin

U pay for tinted??
My ride get tint o and no permit na just doctor's report I get
Abi make I comot the tint ni?
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by repairpalng: 11:38am On Jun 08, 2022
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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 12:03pm On Jun 08, 2022
tobisunday:


U pay for tinted??
My ride get tint o and no permit na just doctor's report I get
Abi make I comot the tint ni?

I pay ooh brotherlygrin
Na d following week my partner retrieved him car say him no do the business again say police wahala too much... I just look am laffgrin it was after a month I bought my car.

Some partners no just like to dey hear complains at all all they want is their money as if say motor no go get fault or driver no go get challenges for roads

I don't blame them sha when they get their moneies easily through internet fraud nko so why won't they believe it's easy to make 100k week in week out easily
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Baker77: 12:05pm On Jun 08, 2022
Glithronix:

No vex, baba.
Na how much be this DashCam and na where person fit see am buy?
Much respect, boss.
$50(24K+ Naira ) on eBay .

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eyinola: 12:32pm On Jun 08, 2022
Pearl1910:


GRA ko GRA ni grin Akute and Satellite town na dsam WhatsApp group.

Just dat Akute is better cos u can easily get trips and move out in any direction. But if u accept trip to Satellite town, u will need the grace of God to get a close PU that will take u out if the area fast fast.
and Akute is closer to town

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by SamuelTaiw0(m): 12:53pm On Jun 08, 2022
Johnchrix:


Nothing man never see for Lagos road o. Lastma don hold me before for Ojo for not putting my seat belt, na so i call my Police Friend oo.. Police were supposed use I'm authority make them free me come de tell me to pay them their Ransom, na so i weak.. carry all my money pay lastman. Next day as I de go house two tire borst in front of army barracks ojo around 1am night..na so I park sleep inside Moto o, morning reach I wake up call the closest vulcanizer to fit my tires, after work my man say I get go settle the army guys before I move Moto comot, I say for what, he say them go come flog am, I say no wagala. As I approach them na, them come say I gats pay 3000# say na them secure the Moto through out the night.."omo see lie" me were sleep inside moto no body come till morning.. I just laughed carry 1500 give them, na so one Cary koboko flog me..na so I sharpaly give them their money commot oo.


grin grin grin grin grin

Everybody just dey craze for this country o!

Hahahahahahahahahaahahhahaha! Chai!

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