What a great news alright ma

cayorday89:
Just a random something, you never see the one that will subscribe for a stupid offer and you get deducted credit weekly and you have no idea how to unsubscribe, even customer care can't help you out..

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Hmmmmm...!! If I say she did it purposely and put the blame on her son just for him to trend now, they will come for my head

So lemme mind my business...!!

Madam wan trend
You block them codedly dy lie say na pikin

Telegram234:
this boy for atleast post one of em mama nud*es
em no try I swear

CUmrade are you thinking what I am thinking...

It's an IT age indeed!

#readmysignature
#learnandworkremotelyintheUS

Make she dey there dey shine teeth be saying oh my boy is growing,phone wey u go hide,na so him go mistake post ur nude one day[/color]Make she dey there dey shine teeth be saying oh my boy is growing,phone wey u go hide,na so him go mistake post ur nude one day[color=#006600]

A hacker is born. If not, did did he unlock the phone

Please don't ask stupid question here...Are you not on Earth? You don't know that kids of this generation are way smarter than you are? Please try to get small sense before you ask any stupid question here.
I understand that you never had the opportunity to touch or even see a phone when you were a year old.
I rest my case.

galaxy2020:
How old is the child to start understanding such things?

This people no get problem..

cayorday89:
Just a random something, you never see the one that will subscribe for a stupid offer and you get deducted credit weekly and you have no idea how to unsubscribe, even customer care can't help you out..

Hehehe. Looks of a pikin but definitely hands of the village people.

You get sense small.

sarajen:
It's an IT age indeed!

#readmysignature
#learnandworkremotelyintheUS

Olusharp:
It is funny how kids are able to handle phones these days.

Nollywood access Adesua Etomi and wife to Banky W had her share of motherhood after her one-year-old son Hazaiah handled her phone.

Adesua revealed that Hazaiah unfollowed some of her friends on her Instagram page and also block two.

The actress share screenshots of her apologising to those who were affected.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CfEeQ_uNfvw/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Nairaland is going down day by day. It will finally end one day. Imagine this rubbish thing. I'm already sourcing for alternative and soon I'm gonna delete my account here.

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Frustrated Nigerian citizen here.
I understand that you never had the opportunity to handle any gadget when you were his age.
Being poor is a disease .
I rest my case.

Slynation:
Hmmmmm...!! If I say she did it purposely and put the blame on her son just for him to trend now, they will come for my head

So lemme mind my business...!!

VoteTinubu2023:
Anything for attention.

Remember to Vote Tinubu 2023.

Vote APC in 2023 Presidential elections

God bless Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu

Tinubu is old and sick. The stress and pressure of a complex country like Nigeria will only put his aids in the position of milking Nigeria dey of its finances.

Vote Peter Obi for a real change. Abi Nigeria no dey spoil more and more like this?

Romanoff:


You go shock with wetin those shildren fit do once them fit get your phone.

I know one wey dey unplug him papa phone at 2 years, siddon for chair for living room, download any game wey him wan play for playstore.

Dude would play the game till he doses off on the chair, na him papa go come see the phone with am for where e crash in the morning.

Bad parenting

VoteTinubu2023:
Anything for attention.

Remember to Vote Tinubu 2023.

Vote APC in 2023 Presidential elections

God bless Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu

Suffering no dey tire you?

You're a first class fool. Bye bye. We don't need you here. Which news have you generated in your own blog? You will just borrow phone and start typing rubbish. Get a life .
I rest my case.

HeavenVGate:

Nairaland is going down day by day. It will finally end one day. Imagine this rubbish thing. I'm already sourcing for alternative and soon I'm gonna delete my account here.

Of all the women .... why did he marry this shallow one?... he should keep her off SM before she show off more of her stupidity.

Mods...... of all that's going on... is this really need to be on FP?

Some people get organized when they see the names of money people..... senses go on vacation.

thesicilian:
Giving a one year old a phone with active internet connection. Sounds cute at the beginning...

Until they become addicted…..

Nonsense topic..... careless mother... not everything you give a child to play with... see how she’s sounding normal with it....meaning the child is not well monitored... Na so the pikin will go and put hand in fire ... and she will come social media to rant

thesicilian:
Giving a one year old a phone with active internet connection. Sounds cute at the beginning...

You are right, parents of nowadays can form woke with unnecessary things, what's a child that probably have toys that worth millions still doing with phone that meant for adults?

Where did you migrate from ? Are you sure that you are normal? I will pray for you because it's obvious you're truly and sincerely suffering.
God bless Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu
I rest my case.

eedimo:

Suffering no dey tire you?

Alapojames:
Na only block
The pikin for send transfer na
Nobody should ask me of pin code and co

Don't mind them. Iro ti ba ti won je danu danu. He no even mistakenly block one,he block two,still unfollow them.

Opuro oshi

BIGSCARY:
Where did you migrate from ? Are you sure that you are normal? I will pray for you because it's obvious you're truly and sincerely suffering.
God bless Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu
I rest my case.

I thought as much

Picture of the zaria or I dnt bliv it

Try give your phone to your kids especially if you are a forex trader and see wonders of God happen in the twinkle of an eye. If you know, you know.

Please don't let me insult you this pig.. What's up with you and jealousy? Just because your kids are deprived from touching your dead phone, doesn't make you, judge someone else kids. Train your child your own way.
I rest my case.

Forumobserver12:


You are right, parents of nowadays can form woke with unnecessary things, what's a child that probably have toys that worth millions still doing with phone that meant for adults?