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Experience In A Mortuary by Devilagentcap: 9:30pm On Jun 23, 2022
If you are giving a chance to work in mortuary you take it or not for 100k



If it happens that I want to take a mortuary work, what are the things that I should prepare for to avoid all those experiences about the Dead or are they just fairy tales

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Benki003(m): 9:31pm On Jun 23, 2022
See question u de ask

Sha firstly get ready to be receiving slap.... Incase them vex for you

2. If ur wealthy just write wish drop make ur property no cause fight after burial grin grin

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Devilagentcap: 9:33pm On Jun 23, 2022
Benki003:
See question u de ask


Please what's bad in the question

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Devilagentcap: 9:54pm On Jun 23, 2022
Please someone should say something

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by juman(m): 5:47am On Jun 24, 2022
They are just fairy tales.
All those stories about mortuary are fable, fantasy, fiction and myth.
Its here in africa you hear those stories not any in abroad.

If I get job in mortuary for lesser salary I would jump into it.
Go and do it.

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Devilagentcap: 6:20am On Jun 24, 2022
juman:
They are just fairy tales.
All those stories about mortuary are fable, fantasy, fiction and myth.
Its here in africa you hear those stories not any in abroad.

If I get job in mortuary for lesser salary I would jump into it.
Go and do it.



just fairy tales, are you sure about this bro

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by juman(m): 7:34am On Jun 24, 2022
Devilagentcap:


just fairy tales, are you sure about this bro

I am sure.
A dead body is like a piece of dead wood.

Look, if you have no job and you get one why cant you try it.
People that handle mortuary and those guard burial grounds are ordinary human beings like you and me.
They have no juju, because they dont need it.

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by haggai247: 8:04am On Jun 24, 2022
juman:
They are just fairy tales.
All those stories about mortuary are fable, fantasy, fiction and myth.
Its here in africa you hear those stories not any in abroad.

If I get job in mortuary for lesser salary I would jump into it.
Go and do it.

Who no go no know...some corpses are something else most those from accident scene.
I guess you have never seen or carried a dead body or enter where they are kept if you no get mind it will scar you for life.

Those saying it's fallacy and all that please try and be in a room full of dead bodies and tell people how it feels like.

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Devilagentcap: 8:42am On Jun 24, 2022
haggai247:


Who no go no know...some corpses are something else most those from accident scene.
I guess you have never seen or carried a dead body or enter where they are kept if you no get mind it will scar you for life.






You're trying to say that the accident bodies will look scary but one thing is not sure that they are not fairy tales?

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Blaqroman0000: 8:49am On Jun 24, 2022
juman:
They are just fairy tales.
All those stories about mortuary are fable, fantasy, fiction and myth.
Its here in africa you hear those stories not any in abroad.

If I get job in mortuary for lesser salary I would jump into it.
Go and do it.
fairy tales you say.. I pity you.
Try and get a job in a mortuary and don't fortify or save some charm around you...

Thats when you will know that most dead people still patrol

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Blaqroman0000: 8:52am On Jun 24, 2022
Have a job in mortuary then you must be prepared... Don't accept any job in mortuary when you are not prepared like fortified in a way..

Don't allow bunch of atheist in this forum confuse you that its just fairy tales that there is nothing wrong and push you to your grave...
A word is enough sha... Try and ask someone you think might have worked in a mortuary or related to it before they will tell and explain to you how it's done...

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Devilagentcap: 8:53am On Jun 24, 2022
Mukina2
Lalasticlala

Abeg, move to promise land

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Rickmann: 8:53am On Jun 24, 2022
Devilagentcap:
If you are giving a chance to work in mortuary you take it or not for 100k



If it happens that I want to take a mortuary work, what are the things that I should prepare for to avoid all those experiences about the Dead or are they just fairy tales

100k is peanut compared to what one will experience in the hands of the dead.

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Devilagentcap: 8:54am On Jun 24, 2022
Rickmann:


100k is peanut compared to what one will experience in the hands of the dead.



embarassed

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by juman(m): 8:56am On Jun 24, 2022
Blaqroman0000:
fairy tales you say.. I pity you. Try and get a job in a mortuary and don't fortify or save some charm around you... Thats when you will know that most dead people still patrol

haggai247:
Who no go no know...some corpses are something else most those from accident scene.
I guess you have never seen or carried a dead body or enter where they are kept if you no get mind it will scar you for life.

Dead body is like lifeless tree.

You people believe in rumours and superstition.
Watch video below and see what those working in mortuary said.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhwEnqQx2-A&ab_channel=SwitchTV

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Searchingvictor: 8:56am On Jun 24, 2022
U wanna chill with the dead, you go run kitikiti, u go run katakata

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Hamachi(f): 8:56am On Jun 24, 2022
My friend wantes a job at the mortuary but he failed his first test woefully.

He was made to help a staff take in coffin into the mortuary, then he was asked to pull it, immediately he did, the 'corpse' inside the casket 'woke up' and the man immediately took to his heels and ran out.



I have heard stories not to work in a mortuary but I carry my coconut head go interview, mine experience is even the worst. I helped mortician with others and dropped a coffin, immediately the others left, while I was closing the door, the 'corpse' in the coffin 'woke up' and I started screaming and banging on the door while the supposed corpse came closer to me.

I almost fainted!!

It was later I found it was all staged to test us.

They called me to come work with mouth watering benefits (I ONLY work when they bring someone to the mortuary, pension, HMO, a bag of rice at the end of every year, plus tips) but I declined.

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Devilagentcap: 9:00am On Jun 24, 2022
Hamachi:
My friend wantes a job at the mortuary but he failed his first test woefully.

He was made to help a staff take in coffin into the mortuary, then he was asked to pull it, immediately he did, the 'corpse' inside the casket 'woke up' and the man immediately took to his heels and ran out.



I have heard stories not to work in a mortuary but I carry my coconut head go interview, mine experience is even the worst. I helped mortician with others and dropped a coffin, immediately the others left, while I was closing the door, the 'corpse' in the coffin 'woke up' and I started screaming and banging on the door while the supposed corpse came closer to him.

I almost fainted!!

It was later I found it was all staged to test us.

They call me to come work I declined.


Why using that kind of test cheesy grin

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Hamachi(f): 9:02am On Jun 24, 2022
Devilagentcap:



Why using that kind of test cheesy grin
To know if you are capable, tilt date the man hasn't seen someone to replace the Liberian man that left.

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Devilagentcap: 9:03am On Jun 24, 2022
Hamachi:
To know if you are capable, tilt date the man hasn't seen someone to replace the Liberian man that left.

Link me

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Searchingvictor: 9:05am On Jun 24, 2022
Hamachi:
To know if you are capable, tilt date the man hasn't seen someone to replace the Liberian man that left.




Link me up naw

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Blaqroman0000: 9:07am On Jun 24, 2022
juman:




Dead body is like lifeless tree.

You people believe in rumours and superstition.
Watch video below and see what those working in mortuary said.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhwEnqQx2-A&ab_channel=SwitchTV
guy you are showing me video?? When am a witness...

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Hamachi(f): 9:07am On Jun 24, 2022
Searchingvictor:





Link me upAre y naw
Are you in Delta?

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Blaqroman0000: 9:09am On Jun 24, 2022
juman:




Dead body is like lifeless tree.

You people believe in rumours and superstition.
Watch video below and see what those working in mortuary said.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhwEnqQx2-A&ab_channel=SwitchTV
I wouldn't want you to experience things sha.. But soon or later you will know what is called Sturbbon spirits

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Searchingvictor: 9:14am On Jun 24, 2022
Hamachi:
Are you in Delta?


How much is the pay, I might relocate embarassed

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by ikotunblog: 9:14am On Jun 24, 2022
Thats not true, because in 2013 there was a Russian scientist named Povandolakoviviscov Kitayionshikov.
Why did you skip the name I will not finish the story

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Hamachi(f): 9:15am On Jun 24, 2022
Searchingvictor:



How much is the pay, I might relocate embarassed
50k you work only when there is dead person

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Searchingvictor: 9:16am On Jun 24, 2022
Hamachi:
50k you work only when there is dead person


It is private morgue?
Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Blaqroman0000: 9:17am On Jun 24, 2022
juman:




Dead body is like lifeless tree.

You people believe in rumours and superstition.
Watch video below and see what those working in mortuary said.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhwEnqQx2-A&ab_channel=SwitchTV
they are spirits that doesn't rest... A relation of mine died in the year 2009, I was much younger then, years later another of my relative who travelled out found him in on of this east African country... At first he didn't believe his eyes, until he went close and called his name... My guy he didn't even turn back to look at the person... He just disappeared there... Come see run, after everything my that my uncle went back to the place he saw him to know if anyone knows him and get information... That was when he knew he had already changed his name there already..
So that moment my uncle called him... He knew the person calling him knows him already, so he didn't have to look back...

So don't be deceived by mere videos guy... I have seen so many cases..even in the case of my late dad

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by seunsiju(m): 9:27am On Jun 24, 2022
I won't even think twice to wash dead body in mortuary sef....what's the big deal

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by juman(m): 9:29am On Jun 24, 2022
Blaqroman0000:
they are spirits that doesn't rest... A relation of mine died in the year 2009, I was much younger then, years later another of my relative who travelled out found him in on of this east African country... At first he didn't believe his eyes, until he went close and called his name... My guy he didn't even turn back to look at the person... He just disappeared there... Come see run, after everything my that my uncle went back to the place he saw him to know if anyone knows him and get information... That was when he knew he had already changed his name there already..
So that moment my uncle called him... He knew the person calling him knows him already, so he didn't have to look back...

So don't be deceived by mere videos guy... I have seen so many cases..even in the case of my late dad

Fake stories.
Your relative saw somebody that looked like the dead relative.

There are people that exactly look like you yourself around the world.
Judge Greg Mathis said he saw somebody that looked exactly like him in south africa.
Steve harvey brought on to his show a man that look like him.

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Blaqroman0000: 9:37am On Jun 24, 2022
juman:


Fake stories.
Your relative saw somebody that looked like the dead relative.

There are people that exactly look like you yourself around the world.
Judge Greg Mathis said he saw somebody that looked exactly like him in south africa.
Steve harvey brought on to his show a man that look like him.
and the person disappeared..

Well I won't say much about this sha.. Like they say; experience is the best teacher... I pray you don't get your experience negatively.. That's all I will say, no need to convince you

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