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As shared by Helen Chioma, a Twitter user:

I had an experience with a guy that I had just agreed to be in a relationship with. One week into the relationship, dude asked me to address him as “lord” I am not even bluffing, I thought he was trying to be funny and I laughed over it. I came back to my senses when he asked...

me what was funny. I knew from that moment that I have used my hand to bring wahala to myself. The one that broke the camel's back, was when I was eating out with one of my male pal in a restaurant and The lord of my life called me on phone.

The conversation went like this..
*Phone rings*
Me: Hello

My lord: (Silence)

Me: Hello, are you there? Can you hear, me?

My lord: (Silence)...... (More silence)

Me: (Hangs up)

He calls back...

Me: Hello..

My lord: (Silence)

I was beginning to think it was network until Oga decided to break the breathing competition.

My lord: Is it me you are saying hello to?

Me: What should I have said?

*He hung up*

My friend on the side asked me if I was okay. I explained to him what “my lord” was doing on the phone.

My lord called back, and him being the proper fool that he is, proceeds to ask me if the way I said “Hello” was the way I was supposed to address him. I didn't even know...

When I burst out laughing, apparently my laughter aggravated his supposed anger and dude hung up again.

He called back and asked me if I was with a man, I replied yes. He said that was why I was talking to him like that, I kept quiet. He asked me where I was, I told I was...

In a restaurant, he asked which one, I refuse to disclose. He started ranting. He said I was with another of my boyfriend and I was cheating on him. My friend who was there all along, listening to the back and forth squabbling, asked me to concede our location to him.

In jiffy, dude called me that he was outside the restaurant and that I should come out, I and my friend were done from the restaurant and we both went out. My lord was trying to cause a scene and I wasn't up for it, my friend who had given us space to talk had to come back...

And asked what the problem was, my lord, shouted at him to get out. At that point, I knew I was done. The relationship was barely two weeks and I am already hyperventilating. I told him I was done, that I was so done. Dude started crying, I swear I have never seen anything like..

It, from roaring like a lion to suddenly crying and professing his love for me. And also saying that all this wouldn't have happened if I had just responded to him properly when he called. Only I had to leave with my friend immediately, when in my friend's car, I deleted....

Mr lord’s number blocked him on all social media platforms, broke my sim card, and used my friend's phone to call my brother, I explained to my brother what had just happened and he reassured me I was going to be fine, and me to call him if any other issue arises. Honestly, I..

Was terrified, and visibly shaking. I thought Mr lord was going to hurt me or come look for me, but that didn't happen, and for that I am forever grateful.

What a life!

https://twitter.com/Helenchiomaking/status/1549864872623718402?t=dRAzBHebXSgKKmtve7Kr5w&s=08

But you like being addressed as Queens. Una singleness dey mental

Hmmm

You broke your Sim Card. Lia Mohammed is on Internship in your conglomerate...

yolz..

You be king and you no be man , you see your fantasies en? The fanta inside too much so em add lord put make e for de more refreshing

Maybe your girl just ban alora and that shit dey shack am

Isoryt....

Rastaramsey:
Maybe your girl just ban alora and that shit dey shack am

Nonsense!!!!
Twitter and lies!!!! The story makes no sense.
Even if it's a movie, it still don't make sense.

This story doesn't even make sense. You broke your sim card because of a guy you met less than 2 weeks ago? I don't understand

E shock you??...
Na so e dey shock guys when you ladies ask for 50k after 2 days of meeting a guy

You dey go date curtis...him own na inside house him dey do him own curtism

And she’s still single and have obviously embrace feminism as consolation for her singlehood. HelenKing indeed, I don’t understand why frustrated old ladies(feminists) always add king to their name smh

Whosoever I will date must address me as "Emperor or Royal Highness."

peepydelano:
And she’s still single and have obviously embrace feminism as consolation for her singlehood

She did the right thing!

Then address him as Lord or carry your overused slack pussy and fucck off the relationship. Is that too hard?

Ok
U should have present a burnt offering for him

Yes now.. Lord luggard since he want to colonize you

His lordship bishop T of agbado diocese

You don too put salt na why you go break your sim this era wey SIM card na gold
You don make your point no be tata dey NL

I don laff tire for the comments about this same story on https://gist.am/

https://gist.am/question/i-had-an-experience-with-a-guy-i-had-just-agreed-to-be-in-a-relationship-with-o

Ok

You and your boyfriend are babies.

And what's wrong with that?

Typical feminist.

His LORD spiritual

Oh

We graduates from the Kokoro Political School are not concerned about such trivial matter. We are only interested in making sure that this useless evil criminal drug man whose photograph appears below is completely disgraced and chased away in 2023. We have passed the era of maize and cassava politics.

si senorita