Ihebu4chelsea:
Seems we should prepare for the worst!! (Still Praying for the Best)

My guy is no longer making mouth and boasting again. I Iike this new you.

Zidane is still available Sha

Trevor012:

My guy is no longer making mouth and boasting again. I Iike this new you.

Humility pays...

Chelshit no listen now dem don wound.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ABX5eLO1hY

Jodera:
Lol, you're looking at it from the defence angle instead of the attack angle.

Lemme ask you a question
Which is more easier to equalise?

3-0 with 45 min remaining
Or
3-0 with 90 min remaining

3-0 in 90mins off course.

Also look at it this way,how many team will think of going into second half to defend a 3 - 0 especially if you were the one having more attacking threats?

Dinamo lo konbo konbo
Aribisala shidi oke


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoxWoLF7uWE

Book of Banternation

Chapter 6 verse 9 - 18

9: Then the word of the lord came through his Prophet Larride, in the land of the shekpite saying; Listen to me ye children of Shekp for the lord of banter has sent me to you this day.

10: Then the people of the land of Shekpite did gathered in the square from their elders like Ibi the son of Ime, Nihi the son of Li, Balo the son of Rus, Iz the son of Zou and all the descendants including Sege the son of Ed, Don the son of Stan and all their families

11: Thus prophet Larride began to give them the word of the lord of banter saying; Ye have enjoyed your years of plenty, Ye have rejoiced in your plenty and scorned your neighbors who live in the land of Assnal. Thou says the lord of banter, this is just the beginning of your travails, you will go to battle and return empty handed, the basket of thy keepers shall be filled with goals.

12: Thou shall see your northern neighbors from the land of Manchester succeed and win trophies but your land shall remain desolate with cobweb just like your neighbors Assnals. This shall come to pass because thou had transgressed against the lord of banter.

13: I have heard rumors among you, rumors of protest like TuchelOut, verily I say unto them, this shall not happen until your once trusted commander Tuchel has turn your land into ruins.

14. This shall be so because thou hath followed in the teachings of the mad man Don the son of jazet who led a crusade against the one that brought you many victories and glories, ye hath insulted and disgraced him out of your land, therefore shall this disgrace follow you until you atone for your misdeeds.

15. Thou shall banish don the son of jazet from among you, purify yourself with ash and sack clothes maybe the lord of banter will have pity on you in the next five years. But be sure of this, say the lord of banter, your suffering shall be much and well televised

16: Ye have also been following in the teachings of one who call himself an Apostle of the lord of banter, Skimple the son of Dawg, thou says the lord of banter, do not listen to him as he will lead you astray, send him forth out of the temple and let him eat with the mechanics at the bus stop.

17. When the children of Shekp heard these words, they rend their clothes into 2 and began to wail saying "Please save us lord of banter, do not deliver us into the hands of our neighbors lest they mock us" they put on ashes and sack clothes and cry day and night but the lord of banter ignored them because they must suffer.

18. So prophet larride went out of their land, went his way and sharing the words of the lord of banter.

drisham:
What is this nitori olohun

“Form a big circle, like your mother’s cooking pot”

As seen on twitter

Gban gban ooo
Na who dey enter for Chelshit post?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VrFQqYJ5-Y

Segedinho:

Humility pays...

larride:
Book of Banternation

Chapter 6 verse 9 - 18

9: Then the word of the lord came through his Prophet Larride, in the land of the shekpite saying; Listen to me ye children of Shekp for the lord of banter has sent me to you this day.

10: Then the people of the land of Shekpite did gathered in the square from their elders like Ibi the son of Ime, Nihi the son of Li, Balo the son of Rus, Iz the son of Zou and all the descendants including Sege the son of Ed, Don the son of Stan and all their families

11: Thus prophet Larride began to give them the word of the lord of banter saying; Ye have enjoyed your years of plenty, Ye have rejoiced in your plenty and scorned your neighbors who live in the land of Assnal. Thou says the lord of banter, this is just the beginning of your travails, you will go to battle and return empty handed, the basket of thy keepers shall be filled with goals.

12: Thou say see your northern neighbors from the land of Manchester succeed and win trophies but their land shall remain desolate with cobweb just like your neighbors Assnals. This shall come to pass because thou had transgressed against the lord of banter.

13: I have heard rumors among you, rumors of protest like TuchelOut, verily I say unto them, this shall not happen until your once trusted commander Tuchel has turn your land into ruins.

14. This shall be so because thou hath followed in the teachings of the mad man Don the son of jazet who led a crusade against the one that brought you many victories and glories, ye hath insulted and disgraced him out of your land, therefore shall this disgrace follow you until you atone for your misdeeds.

15. Thou shall banish don the son of jazet from among you, purify yourself with ash and sack clothes maybe the lord of banter will have pity on you in the next five years. But be sure of this, say the lord of banter, your suffering shall be much and well televised

16: Ye have also been following in the teachings of one who call himself an Apostle of the lord of banter, Skimple the son of Dawg, thou says the lord of banter, do not listen to him as he will lead you astray, send him forth out of the temple and let him eat with the mechanics at the bus stop.

17. When the children of Shekp heard these words, they rend their clothes into 2 and began to wail saying "Please save us lord of banter, do not deliver us into the hands of our neighbors lest they mock us" they put on ashes and sack clothes and cry day and night but the lord of banter ignored them because they must suffer.

18. So prophet larride went out of their land, went his way and sharing the words of the lord of banter.

Tuale

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdkHbegXS9k

larride:
Book of Banternation

Chapter 6 verse 9 - 18

9: Then the word of the lord came through his Prophet Larride, in the land of the shekpite saying; Listen to me ye children of Shekp for the lord of banter has sent me to you this day.

10: Then the people of the land of Shekpite did gathered in the square from their elders like Ibi the son of Ime, Nihi the son of Li, Balo the son of Rus, Iz the son of Zou and all the descendants including Sege the son of Ed, Don the son of Stan and all their families

11: Thus prophet Larride began to give them the word of the lord of banter saying; Ye have enjoyed your years of plenty, Ye have rejoiced in your plenty and scorned your neighbors who live in the land of Assnal. Thou says the lord of banter, this is just the beginning of your travails, you will go to battle and return empty handed, the basket of thy keepers shall be filled with goals.

12: Thou shall see your northern neighbors from the land of Manchester succeed and win trophies but your land shall remain desolate with cobweb just like your neighbors Assnals. This shall come to pass because thou had transgressed against the lord of banter.

13: I have heard rumors among you, rumors of protest like TuchelOut, verily I say unto them, this shall not happen until your once trusted commander Tuchel has turn your land into ruins.

14. This shall be so because thou hath followed in the teachings of the mad man Don the son of jazet who led a crusade against the one that brought you many victories and glories, ye hath insulted and disgraced him out of your land, therefore shall this disgrace follow you until you atone for your misdeeds.

15. Thou shall banish don the son of jazet from among you, purify yourself with ash and sack clothes maybe the lord of banter will have pity on you in the next five years. But be sure of this, say the lord of banter, your suffering shall be much and well televised

16: Ye have also been following in the teachings of one who call himself an Apostle of the lord of banter, Skimple the son of Dawg, thou says the lord of banter, do not listen to him as he will lead you astray, send him forth out of the temple and let him eat with the mechanics at the bus stop.

17. When the children of Shekp heard these words, they rend their clothes into 2 and began to wail saying "Please save us lord of banter, do not deliver us into the hands of our neighbors lest they mock us" they put on ashes and sack clothes and cry day and night but the lord of banter ignored them because they must suffer.

18. So prophet larride went out of their land, went his way and sharing the words of the lord of banter.

Prophet of banter cook that thing

Agbero song in honour of an agbero club


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=as7jqY9fpKs

Shekpe in crisis


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6IU2jlyYBU

Tuchel don jogodo


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ld7xsrIyfPA

popizaino:



You son of a nymphomaniac bariga LovePeddler. shut up. Oxygen is free no one steal what is naturally free ajakaja. Be creative next time you idiot of a used destiny. Don't tell me you are waiting for his hands in marriage cus nothing explain why you are still not married at 40,no baby,no girlfriend, no career adofuru oshi, Abi did you add ugliness to your poverty stinking life that no woman is willing to come close ? Talk to me,I might offer a help like i helped your mother mend her leaking pussy with pipe.

Nobody reading this lullaby you retarded shitfvck

The worst part of this early lost be say..

person go come sit down dey pray make e fellow innocent teams loose.


Man go just turn bad belle like winch ....

haaaa....Tuchel is mad.......He was even going in for Gavidol ..Maguire and Gordon....na wah

Psg will bottle this

airmark:


Many 'carryalongs' have won major trophies before so no biggie. Was he named in Fifa best 11 of any year, despite winning trophies for club and countries? If you are in doubt ask your boy, A40.

The useless Boathand, who is now getting benched by asylum seekers in Lyon, also won major trophies as a 'carryalong'. Like Busquets, Fifa never deemed it fit to put him in Fifa best 11 with all the trophies he won. That speaks volume of the tagged-along nigga.

This old wasteman. Aren't you tired of rehashing this foolishness?

Your failed mentor at Roma was brought on at halftime some days back at 1-0 down. They lost 4-0

You're here worrying about Boateng that went to Lyon to collect retirement cheque

Even your bad vibes has started affecting Upamecano.

Focus on your Amotekun defender Koulibaly and stop stressing about made men like BOATANK

FirstbornWds:



Kounde issa bad person

No sensible player will want to join this nonsense Tuchel team

I feel sorry for James, sterling and the other young players in our squad

I honestly can't blame kounde and raphina

Ole will get the best out of this team

Segedinho:
Corner kick= waste
defending corner =waste

free kick =waste
defending free-kick= waste.

counter =waste
Defending counter =waste


Everything just useless.

Bruh, you better Chao go sleep
Those bleeps would get paid for this Haram football in less than 4 days

Just like David after his son died, bath and go rest man

Chelsea are playing NPFL football TBH
Shitty gameplay and no goals to show

Santos07:
Ole will get the best out of this team

100%

Sack Tuchel and appoint Sir Ole.

Trevor012:

My guy is no longer making mouth and boasting again. I Iike this new you.

Bearing na your mate

See as my Chelsea fans humble

afrodoc:


100%

Sack Tuchel and appoint Sir Ole.

Its very early to rejoice bro!

Halaand with a brace

I became tuchelout after that arsenal game in preseason where we couldn't string two passes together

But y'all swore we shouldn't take preseason seriously

Only injury can stop haaland and KDB this season, this guys re making football sweet

Unlimited22:

Bro we finished second and played well.

This is like Conte second season.

Parson me, I ain't a Chelsea stan. I just remembered there was a period of 9 games or is it 4 winless run, under Anceloti.

larride:
Book of Banternation

Chapter 6 verse 9 - 18

9: Then the word of the lord came through his Prophet Larride, in the land of the shekpite saying; Listen to me ye children of Shekp for the lord of banter has sent me to you this day.

10: Then the people of the land of Shekpite did gathered in the square from their elders like Ibi the son of Ime, Nihi the son of Li, Balo the son of Rus, Iz the son of Zou and all the descendants including Sege the son of Ed, Don the son of Stan and all their families

11: Thus prophet Larride began to give them the word of the lord of banter saying; Ye have enjoyed your years of plenty, Ye have rejoiced in your plenty and scorned your neighbors who live in the land of Assnal. Thou says the lord of banter, this is just the beginning of your travails, you will go to battle and return empty handed, the basket of thy keepers shall be filled with goals.

12: Thou shall see your northern neighbors from the land of Manchester succeed and win trophies but your land shall remain desolate with cobweb just like your neighbors Assnals. This shall come to pass because thou had transgressed against the lord of banter.

13: I have heard rumors among you, rumors of protest like TuchelOut, verily I say unto them, this shall not happen until your once trusted commander Tuchel has turn your land into ruins.

14. This shall be so because thou hath followed in the teachings of the mad man Don the son of jazet who led a crusade against the one that brought you many victories and glories, ye hath insulted and disgraced him out of your land, therefore shall this disgrace follow you until you atone for your misdeeds.

15. Thou shall banish don the son of jazet from among you, purify yourself with ash and sack clothes maybe the lord of banter will have pity on you in the next five years. But be sure of this, say the lord of banter, your suffering shall be much and well televised

16: Ye have also been following in the teachings of one who call himself an Apostle of the lord of banter, Skimple the son of Dawg, thou says the lord of banter, do not listen to him as he will lead you astray, send him forth out of the temple and let him eat with the mechanics at the bus stop.

17. When the children of Shekp heard these words, they rend their clothes into 2 and began to wail saying "Please save us lord of banter, do not deliver us into the hands of our neighbors lest they mock us" they put on ashes and sack clothes and cry day and night but the lord of banter ignored them because they must suffer.

18. So prophet larride went out of their land, went his way and sharing the words of the lord of banter.

You don come again

Ihebu4chelsea:
Its very early to rejoice bro!

You didn’t know that when you were spamming our thread?

It’s like you are tired.