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WHAT FVCK CANNOT DO DOES NOT EXIST

temitope27:
which area you dey? Me I dey akure oo

i dey akure too.

mirinder:
i dey akure too.

really? Which area for akure?

Chris2863:
This is very funny. Let him faint from now till next year, the court go still tidy him. I wonder how someone would be broke and still have erection

But, if he steals government money and faints in Court, he will be granted bail e.g. Olisa Metuh, Dino Melaye, Ayo Fayose.

Prostitution is a criminal offense, so he is owing the lady no money. Let him go and apologize to his wife. If the wife refuses to accept apology, let her pack out, another woman will pack in.

Urchins everywhere

Kindly and controllable avoid devil temptations to avert public disgrace.

What carried you to the hotel �

Cunt a kinte

When the bus, which brought him to the Court 'was about the drop him' he shouted and slumped inside the "Courtroom"

Very Poor Journalism, Cut And Join Journalist.

Chris2863:
This is very funny. Let him faint from now till next year, the court go still tidy him. I wonder how someone would be broke and still have erection

Wetin concern brokenss and erection.....

Islie:
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Pay for "lady's services"? Never knew that prostitution was legal in Lagos.

temitope27:
really? Which area for akure?

alagbaka

Islie:
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na yoruba man be that

mirinder:
alagbaka

ok, so how e go be

Agbadorians and drama are like 5,6,7 and 8.

Graceunlimitedd:
irresponsible gender?
so because of one man's stupidity you had to insult your father's gender?
I've been noticing your stupidity just that i wanna avoid senseless idiots like you whenever i see your irritating comments.
You're a student of Delsu and I pray this ASUU strike ends so you'll go back to face your studies so this forum can rest
cc beanmanx this girl dey vex me

You've just aired my thoughts about that girl. Kid been displaying her childishness and idiocy at the same time at every threat on men's flaws, but never for once on women's. Making me wonder what the crime her father and brothers committed against her which she found so hard to let go.

Common 70k.He is study,why he not going for N700 shotee he allow mata go court ,thought they say sex work is illegal

Na so

God pls help me to settle down peacefuly with a loving and a caring woman, so as to avoid disgrace and shame like this after marriage.

Konji Don put this one for wahala

Newyorkitis:
Hahaha.... He has joined the extraordinary league of fainters such as Dino Melaye, Maina and that NDDC guy. Lols

and Fayose hahaha

Antimarraige:
I can bet my left balls he is a Tinubu urchïn

So the useless website and it mods have started censoring the word urchin

Dem dey censor urchin

temitope27:
ok, so how e go be

give me her number on a dead thread

zed7:
This is a disgrace to the male gender. I can imagine how his kids will feel reading this when they grow up.
When I see irresponsible and shameful folks, I feel the most pity for their partners and children more than I feel for them.

I can't imagine someone having sexual urge when broke. Lol, these are the 'i cannot kill my self' kind of people we see in this country.

no be saro be this

Wahala too plenty for this world oh, when one think he has seen it all, smthing somewhere will just appear like a bomb, loll. Funny sha...

Islie:
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Lazy uncultured he-goat. Now you're forming faint what will your wife that you have been cheating on do.

I thought prostitution is illegal in Nigeria

Oloshi d’obo lawin

Wotoporiously speaking

Local man can't even....

JooEeL:
His parents were likely broke when they gave birth to him. On his 1yr birthday, its most likely only 2 bottles of fanta they could snap with but u see them here yapping like they are kings.

I can say in 9ja, 4 in 5 men are broke and 9 in 10 girls are. So only few should be having sex in 9ja niyen.

As in eh

People like him end up being nothing more than ATMs for the ladies, sugar daddies who are desired only for their money. He'll realize his errors when he starts raising someone else's children under his roof.