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How Do Rev. Sisters Cure Konji?? by SultanOfPuna: 1:28am On Nov 05, 2022
Women enjoy sex more than men
So how can a lady lock up her pussy for life
No sex no penetration
No dick till enternity
The thing doesn't make sense to me

Even Virgin marry they are worshipping still chop gbola from Joseph and gave birth to 3 other children. The brothers and sisters of Jesus
This means Virgin Mary dey knack too

So if Virgin Mary still knack after giving birth to Jesus.
Why can't Rev sisters be allowed to knack?

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Re: How Do Rev. Sisters Cure Konji?? by SultanOfPuna: 1:35am On Nov 05, 2022
E get one Rev. Sister wey dey enter my eye
And she get Bobby the thing just dey waste cry

No hands to press it
No lips to suck it cry

I dey even find bible passages wey I fit use convince her make we knack.
Tell her say All prophetess in old testament dey knack too..
I really wan convince her

How can I make this happen?

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Re: How Do Rev. Sisters Cure Konji?? by Carcholce: 3:39am On Nov 05, 2022
You people are getting this whole sex thing really wrong. There are some people that have SUCCESSFULLY eliminated the “thought” of sex from their mind. Mind you, I said thought, not the urge.


The urge happens due to the chemical combustion as a result of the food we eat and activities we subject our body to. But this is where we are getting it all wrong, the urge is not SOLELY for the action of sex. The urge is actually a BLANK call for action. This means your body is healthy and ready for action, but your mind determines an action to play.

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Re: How Do Rev. Sisters Cure Konji?? by IkeIgboNile(m): 4:44am On Nov 05, 2022
I can never understand why someone will choose to live a life of chastity.

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Re: How Do Rev. Sisters Cure Konji?? by Authoreety: 5:06am On Nov 05, 2022
Serious matters o...

But I know they do it.

Most of them

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Re: How Do Rev. Sisters Cure Konji?? by VeryWickedMan: 6:49am On Nov 05, 2022
OP no be only you o. I tried to apply as Altar boy but they rejected me that I was too old.

I will keep trying...

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Re: How Do Rev. Sisters Cure Konji?? by jeromestarks: 7:01am On Nov 05, 2022
SultanOfPuna:
E get one Rev. Sister wey dey enter my eye
And she get Bobby the thing just dey waste cry

No hands to press it
No lips to suck it cry

I dey even find bible passages wey I fit use convince her make we knack.
Tell her say All prophetess in old testament dey knack too..
I really wan convince her

How can I make this happen?
Hahaha
You really are a demon.

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Re: How Do Rev. Sisters Cure Konji?? by bluefilm: 7:14am On Nov 05, 2022
They practise lesbianism a lot.

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Re: How Do Rev. Sisters Cure Konji?? by Autobot05: 7:23am On Nov 05, 2022
VeryWickedMan:
OP no be only you o. I tried to apply as Altar boy but they rejected me that I was too old.

I will keep trying...

Too old or too wicked cheesy?

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Re: How Do Rev. Sisters Cure Konji?? by WantsandMore: 7:28am On Nov 05, 2022
Carcholce:
You people are getting this whole sex thing really wrong. There are some people that have SUCCESSFULLY eliminated the “thought” of sex from their mind. Mind you, I said thought, not the urge.


The urge happens due to the chemical combustion as a result of the food we eat and activities we subject our body to. But this is where we are getting it all wrong, the urge is not SOLELY for the action of sex. The urge is actually a BLANK call for action. This means your body is healthy and ready for action, but your mind determines an action to play.
do you have any idea of the type of food that doesn't cause this ?

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Re: How Do Rev. Sisters Cure Konji?? by nickyj19: 7:30am On Nov 05, 2022
thunder where are you get ready grin
Re: How Do Rev. Sisters Cure Konji?? by Elliotwaveforec: 7:47am On Nov 05, 2022
This one na Front page matter o.
Re: How Do Rev. Sisters Cure Konji?? by Kennyprince: 8:05am On Nov 05, 2022
Some Rev sister do have sex more often than other women out there.

Before u come.to attack me for saying this, pls do know that I am speaking from experience.

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Re: How Do Rev. Sisters Cure Konji?? by Carcholce: 8:09am On Nov 05, 2022
WantsandMore:
do you have any idea of the type of food that doesn't cause this ?

All food are expected to make you healthy.

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Re: How Do Rev. Sisters Cure Konji?? by imagrg(m): 8:53am On Nov 05, 2022
Most of them are simply pretending. When cornered they would submit yakata.

Talking from experience too.

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Re: How Do Rev. Sisters Cure Konji?? by Okoroawusa: 8:59am On Nov 05, 2022
If you believe that Rev. Sisters don't have sex then you will believe that Rev. Frs don't too.

Naive people everywhere

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Re: How Do Rev. Sisters Cure Konji?? by Nobody: 9:06am On Nov 05, 2022
undecided
Re: How Do Rev. Sisters Cure Konji?? by HenryTimes: 9:13am On Nov 05, 2022
Every living human dey f∆ck except person wey no see who gree f∆ck am like those suffering from a serious medical problem.

Do not be deceived brethren and by the way, a consensual sex between two adults is not a sin

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Re: How Do Rev. Sisters Cure Konji?? by Offpoint1: 9:16am On Nov 05, 2022
They MB

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Re: How Do Rev. Sisters Cure Konji?? by BigYash: 9:31am On Nov 05, 2022
Offpoint1:
They MB
No be only MB ,Na GB..

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Re: How Do Rev. Sisters Cure Konji?? by Smile4me01(m): 9:32am On Nov 05, 2022
Reverend sister is vocation where someone dedicated is mind to serve God and God know how to do the remain work for you

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Re: How Do Rev. Sisters Cure Konji?? by Vinnie2000(m): 9:37am On Nov 05, 2022
IkeIgboNile:
I can never understand why someone will choose to live a life of chastity.


There is NOTHING a Person cannot achieve if he/she says 'I Can do it'!

Mahatma Gandhi lived a Life of Celibacy for up to 50 Years!...
Isaac Newton the Legendary Scientist lived as a Virgin all his Life!
Mother Theresa, probably same..

You think Pretty Babes and Fine Guys were not in their Time

Bro, Its our Mentality. Anybody can do it..

You will just need to Find other Substitute pleasures e.g. Video games, Sugary Junk food, Igbo, Shayo, etc..(cool

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Re: How Do Rev. Sisters Cure Konji?? by Magnoliaa(f): 9:43am On Nov 05, 2022
Vinnie2000:
There is NOTHING a Person cannot achieve if he/she says 'I Can do it'!

Mahatma Gandhi lived a Life of Celibacy for up to 50 Years!...
Isaac Newton the Legendary Scientist lived as a Virgin all his Life!
Mother Theresa, probably same..

You think Pretty Babes and Fine Guys were not in their Time

Bro, Its our Mentality. Anybody can do it..

You will just need to Find other Substitute pleasures e.g. Video games, Sugary Junk food, Igbo, Shayo, etc..(cool

Bastardic werey, you dey ignore me? undecided

Him sef dey do like person wey get sense true true.

You don't want to reciprocate my "love?" Stop pretending now that I am willing to give you o.

It is the only reason why I am criticising you everywhere on Nairaland.

I wan fk you ni. You ever fked a feminist before?

Grab this opportunity now, so next time you have an opinion about a feminist's sex life, you'll be speaking from experience.

Only that you don't have the nice crib and drips as iLegendd. A big shame for a man like you, but I won't consider the taint of your brokeness.

After all, you're so fond of shaming women for being materialistic, but let me prove to you that I am an exception. grin

Only thing be say, I dey fear make you no go transfer your dullness to me sexually. E go pain me die if I lose all of this my intelligence.

So what do you say? How do you propose we work round that issue?

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Re: How Do Rev. Sisters Cure Konji?? by detectivejones: 9:51am On Nov 05, 2022
Even you as the king of giagiana can do it. Its about self discipline and determination.

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Re: How Do Rev. Sisters Cure Konji?? by detectivejones: 9:51am On Nov 05, 2022
Even you as the king of giagiana can do it. Its about self discipline and determination.
Re: How Do Rev. Sisters Cure Konji?? by WantsandMore: 10:00am On Nov 05, 2022
Carcholce:


All food are expected to make you healthy.
Ofc. Yet you haven't answered my question.
Re: How Do Rev. Sisters Cure Konji?? by Vinnie2000(m): 10:02am On Nov 05, 2022
Magnoliaa:


Bastardic werey, you dey ignore me? undecided

Him sef dey do like person wey get sense true true.

You don't want to reciprocate my "love?" Stop pretending now that I am willing to give you o.

It is the only reason why I am criticising you everywhere on Nairaland.

I wan fk you ni. You ever fked a feminist before?

Grab this opportunity now, so next time you have an opinion about a feminist's sex life, you'll be speaking from experience.

Only that you don't have the nice crib and drips as iLegendd. A big shame for a man like you, but I won't consider the taint of your brokeness.

After all, you're so fond of shaming women for being materialistic, but let me prove to you that I am an exception. grin

Only thing be say, I dey fear make you no go transfer your dullness to me sexually. E go pain me die if I lose all of this my intelligence.

So what do you say? How do you propose we work round that issue?


U Dey Craze Well Well, Magnolia!

I Dont have time for Nairaland Gumbody Babes! undecided

Goan meet ILegend to attend to ur Pussy urges!

The last Feminist that I bleeped had 'Chukuchuku' Pussy! Toxic IN AND OUT!

I Have learnt my lessons since!

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Re: How Do Rev. Sisters Cure Konji?? by Womanizer(m): 10:03am On Nov 05, 2022
They get sex from Reverend fathers grin

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Re: How Do Rev. Sisters Cure Konji?? by Emma2Seconds: 10:03am On Nov 05, 2022
Nothing is special about sex.

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Re: How Do Rev. Sisters Cure Konji?? by bukiah: 10:08am On Nov 05, 2022
IkeIgboNile:
I can never understand why someone will choose to live a life of chastity.
You soon will, by the time you realized all is vanity
Re: How Do Rev. Sisters Cure Konji?? by AfahaAbia(m): 10:09am On Nov 05, 2022
I am actually sleeping with a reverend sister for 4 months now. Damn she is so sweet in bed. Her big ass was what attracted me.

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Re: How Do Rev. Sisters Cure Konji?? by Magnoliaa(f): 10:10am On Nov 05, 2022
Vinnie2000:
U Dey Craze Well Well, Magnolia!

I am only taking after your mother, after all. smiley

I Dont have time for Nairaland Gumbody Babes! undecided

Shey o n whine mi ni? grin But you have time to be stalking me?

Seems you're the only one doing any "gumming" here.

Goan meet iLegendd to attend to ur Pussy urges!

Tchhh. Never in the history of humanity have I seen a man so weak, cucked and low in esteem that you're literally deferring to another man. cheesy

Why not you? You're not man enough? iLegendd is better than you are? Awww.

The last Feminist that I bleeped had 'Chukuchuku' Pussy! Toxic IN AND OUT!

Say God. You don even ever fk before? So why are you behaving everywhere, upandan like some lily-livered virgin that badly needs a release, V-Man? grin

How can a pussy have "chukuchuku," lmao? What a way to tell me that you've never seen a vagina before.

I Have learnt my lessons since!

You obviously haven't learnt. Nah. Because if a feminist has supposedly traumatised you that much, you should be avoiding them and steering clear of their paths, but every blessed day, you're always hopping in my mentions and that of other NL women's.

So who you dey deceive, you this kid/boy?

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