Haaa, BAZOO1 the vawulence himself is back.
Abeg free kweku for now, as for that ugly face well.....

I was thinking your wife seized your phone all these while

Conner44:


Yeye wussup na e get one guy wey dey call himself ‘Corto’ wey don dey find my maat since

Hafa? Should I DROP IT ?

At least make we liven up this place small, ahn ahn, imagine one whole week don pass and the thread move only 3 pages . . . Na jazz?

E get as e be nah

Why are you so useless, you've been sniffing around my post-history for more than a month running? May God punish you with that your face like hungry hyena

Bastard

Corto:


Why are you so useless, you've been sniffing around my post-history for more than a month running? May God punish you with that your face like hungry hyena

Bastard

lol see this one oh wetin I dey find for your post history? Tone it down a notch, you think too highly of yourself.

You’re like a tiny speck on my window, just there to remind me that there is a glass in front of me whenever I’m drunk and want to spit outside from my bedroom.

So if you want to yab me it’s now my face you see to attack eh Knowing fully well that even your own sister is dying for my love and attention?

You’re so boring and predictable

Abeg yab me again, and try to be more original this time around

BAZ001:


It’s better like this…
Just Peace and Knowledge sharing.

Abeg u know who get dis face

Na me oh, na my hyena face be that (according to Corto) but bazoo, you suppose draw some labels for my head nah, as I been do for dru wey make an jaa comot for nairaland that year

The knowledge sharing nor dey too come, everybody dey form busy busy so na to shake up the thread small na him we dey do today

Gentlelife50:
Haaa, BAZOO1 the vawulence himself is back.
Abeg free kweku for now, as for that ugly face well.....

I was thinking your wife seized your phone all these while

Ugly face or hungry face ?
I know say u bold pass all of us for this thread.
Could that be corner44 face ?
It must be an Uber driver eating gala & bigi cola everyday…
cos sapa dey show for that face.
Office workers are fresher and chubby.

Massab:


Really, which area precisely pls

The day I got the request, the map took us to around that akute area, to a particular street.
Funny enough, it wasn't only me because I met a driver there also with the same problem.
So my riders called their people and they where told that it's around that egbeda side, or abule egba, can't really remember. considering the time, it was late already so they decided to go back home.
I didn't get to really know the place

Ekeoma3650:
My first order is Iceland civil center 35mins ride from community road.


Please any additional money when rider keeps you waiting, arrived over 15mins ago and he is still telling me he is coming.


Number of rider to carry in a single Trip ( what I mean is when a rider order, can I cancel the order if d are more than four ? )

Good morning guys, my experience as new bie to Indrive


My first ride was to Civic center is a church in ikotun idimu road na family members I carry go church,


After dropping them, Indrive refused to allow me get order till I make payment so had to use my ATM to mk payment.


My second order was to deliver a surprise birthday CAKE at ipaja road ( find it hard to locate the estate really spent more than an hour looking for the area ) finally delivered.


My second order was from ikotun to Ajao estate carry family members to swim ( the really delayed me had to stop over for them to eat at buka hut was thinking they are buying take away only for me to wait over 5mins and when I went inside, saw them eating was so annoyed, she apologize and said take away was expensive)

My third rider was from Ajao estate to oshodi family members coming back from church.


Fourth ride, from oshodi to ikotun ( stopped over for her to buy food at chicken Republic)

Cancelled a ride as I reach pick up point, I saw 4 XXL and 1 small girl ( 5 people) I told them am not going and cancel the order.


Next ride from LAISU to idimu ( stoped over to buy cake for birthday) when we got dia, she asked me to wait and paid me well off record.


My last rider was from NNPC Ejigbo to Okota, picked up her boyfriend and drop them at ShopRite ( off record too )



Got home by 11pm.

Expenses:
Bought fuel of 7500 and paid Indrive 2k


Total completed ride - 8

Cancelled - 1


But seriously all the ladies I carried wia all snapping picture and doing video, adjusting AC ( as in just can't sit and enjoy ride without acting drama )

Had a smooth ride no police wahala , no lastma wahala and was careful / my Riders even show me road too.

With time I will improve and know road


Next Sunday am thinking of going to ISLAND.


Seriously you can only enjoy This as side hustle and when the car is urs. D money I mk on Sunday really helped for this week.


Will put more effort to increase my revenue

BAZ001:


Ugly face or hungry face ?
I know say u bold pass all of us for this thread.
Could that be corner44 face ?
It must be an Uber driver eating gala & bigi cola everyday…
cos sapa dey show for that face.
Office workers are fresher and chubby.

Na one idiot face for here remain. That Ayobo boy wey dey lie to una say him dey live for chevron Drive. He has been looking for a wife on Nairaland, a
faceless forum. His own wowo is second to none.

BAZ001:


Ugly face or hungry face ?
I know say u bold pass all of us for this thread.
Could that be corner44 face ?
It must be an Uber driver eating gala & bigi cola everyday…
cos sapa dey show for that face.
Office workers are fresher and chubby.

Ahh bazoo you sef wan follow throw yabiz remember say na dodge you dodge ontop ship take escape Nigeria go Congo oh? Make we no open ya nyash for hia today

Shebi you see that face wey you dey see so? na from over 17 years ago when I still dey university lol Na my first Facebook account wey I loss the password na him e from comot. Me I never even post there since 2007 ask TheModerator him go tell you the last time I post on that account, me I just abandon Facebook as a whole after mark Zuckerberg no gree me recover my password. Very yeye somebody

Me I don get grey hair in different places both up and down today oh, so that face ehn . . . Anytime I see am I dey reminisce well well about how things dey be before the last time I saw those pictures were over 10 years ago when I tried for the last time to recover that my Facebook account

So in essence what I’m trying to say is that yabbing me with that picture is like me myself yabbing you with your baby pictures. E can never pain me because na Oooold pic be that.

if you really wan sabi as I resemble today see am below

TheModerator:

Na one idiot face for here remain. That Ayobo boy wey dey lie to una say him dey live for chevron Drive. He has been looking for a wife on Nairaland, a
faceless forum. His own wowo is second to none.

Wonderrrfulllll…
So Nairaland na hookup site
Could it be that the wedding - is a nairaland girl?

Person find wife driving Uber (olosho), Another find wife on nairaland (hookup).

Wahalaaaaaa
why una be like dis for dis thread

Ekeoma3650:










Good morning guys, my experience as new bie to Indrive


My first ride was to Civic center is a church in ikotun idimu road na family members I carry go church,


After dropping them, Indrive refused to allow me get order till I make payment so had to use my ATM to mk payment.


My second order was to deliver a surprise birthday CAKE at ipaja road ( find it hard to locate the estate really spent more than an hour looking for the area ) finally delivered.


My second order was from ikotun to Ajao estate carry family members to swim ( the really delayed me had to stop over for them to eat at buka hut was thinking they are buying take away only for me to wait over 5mins and when I went inside, saw them eating was so annoyed, she apologize and said take away was expensive)

My third rider was from Ajao estate to oshodi family members coming back from church.


Fourth ride, from oshodi to ikotun ( stopped over for her to buy food at chicken Republic)

Cancelled a ride as I reach pick up point, I saw 4 XXL and 1 small girl ( 5 people) I told them am not going and cancel the order.


Next ride from LAISU to idimu ( stoped over to buy cake for birthday) when we got dia, she asked me to wait and paid me well off record.


My last rider was from NNPC Ejigbo to Okota, picked up her boyfriend and drop them at ShopRite ( off record too )



Got home by 11pm.

Expenses:
Bought fuel of 7500 and paid Indrive 2k


Total completed ride - 8

Cancelled - 1


But seriously all the ladies I carried wia all snapping picture and doing video, adjusting AC ( as in just can't sit and enjoy ride without acting drama )

Had a smooth ride no police wahala , no lastma wahala and was careful / my Riders even show me road too.

With time I will improve and know road


Next Sunday am thinking of going to ISLAND.


Seriously you can only enjoy This as side hustle and when the car is urs. D money I mk on Sunday really helped for this week.


Will put more effort to increase my revenue

Keep it up, glad to hear everything went well.

BAZ001:


Wonderrrfulllll…
So Nairaland na hookup site
Could it be that the wedding - is a nairaland girl?

Person find wife driving Uber (olosho), Another find wife on nairaland (hookup).

Wahalaaaaaa
why una be like dis for dis thread

Na why he dey post uber dashboard on nairaland, to entice women. He finally found his hippopotamus wife on Nairaland.

TheModerator:

Na why he dey post uber dashboard on nairaland, to entice women. He finally found his hippopotamus on Nairaland.

Hippopotamus…
Hungry hyaena face ….
Shine shine head

Pls biko dis early morning.

Conner44:




Ahh bazoo you sef wan follow throw yabiz remember say na dodge you dodge ontop ship take escape Nigeria go Congo oh? Make we no open ya nyash for hia today

Shebi you see that face wey you dey see so? na from over 17 years ago when I still dey university lol Na my first Facebook account wey I loss the password na him e from comot. Me I never even post there since 2007 ask TheModerator him go tell you the last time I post on that account, me I just abandon Facebook as a whole after mark Zuckerberg no gree me recover my password. Very yeye somebody

the last time I saw those pictures were over 10 years ago when I tried for the last time to recover that my Facebook account

Na your face dem dey call hungry Hyaena Sorry I no know
Dis guys are not nice at all.
You mean your profile picture don dey Facebook over 17 yrs before dem invent Facebook.
No wonder Mark Zuckerberg no allow you reset d password.

No need for long explanation…
OTiloooooo

BAZ001:


Na your face dem dey call hungry Hyaena Sorry I no know
Dis guys are not nice at all.
You mean your profile picture don dey Facebook over 17 yrs before dem invent Facebook.
No wonder Mark Zuckerberg no allow you reset d password.

No need for long explanation…
OTiloooooo

You ehn!

TheModerator:

Na why he dey post uber dashboard on nairaland, to entice women. He finally found his hippopotamus wife on Nairaland.

Chai! This guy

You really sabi ‘tassi’ person sha

You get bad maaaaat nor be small, but cheerful no go reply you sha. I trust that niggi for that side.

But talk true , wetin cheerfulgiver been do you before wey dey make you pour pepper for him eye like this?

BAZ001:


Na your face dem dey call hungry Hyaena Sorry I no know
Dis guys are not nice at all.
You mean your profile picture don dey Facebook over 17 yrs before dem invent Facebook.
No wonder Mark Zuckerberg no allow you reset d password.

No need for long explanation…
OTiloooooo

See you na today? you no know say I don old? If dem like make dem call my face hungry, wolf, hyena, oracle, na laugh I go just dey here dey laugh even ontop the garri wey I drink during university sapa seasons I been still gallant for ‘extracurricular activities’ dey pursue people sistaz upandan

I open account for ontop nairaland a few months after I sabi wetin be Facebook. That time on nairaland we go open thread dey yab each other ‘facing’, even the almighty seun wey una dey worship today we been yab am well well too assuming seun been follow mark Zuckerberg back this place for don excel pass as e dey today, but no be today seun ‘stop to dey hear word’

That time nothing like shares, likes, mentions, quotes etc na just raw lyrical talents full this forum , that time if dem yab you ehn . . . no need to shout na to drop phone go backyard go cry

Na una dey enjoy nairaland today na, assuming una been dey here during 2006-2010 una for understand why shame dey refuse to catch people like me

YeyeGbami:


You ehn!

No mind bazoo na real yeye man you know how many months wey him been dey hide for inside Ghana-must-go for under ship cargo hold before them reach Congo seaport?

Because dem write Alabama ontop the ship body na him guyman been believe say the boat dey go USA

Oga dru, where art thou?

providencia:
Oga dru, where art thou?

Loud am
Soro s’oke
Shout him name louder
Na men dem for here pursue am.

Shame won’t let him come out

Johnnybegood12:

The day I got the request, the map took is to around that akute area, to a particular street.
Funny enough, it wasn't only me because I met a driver there also with the same problem.
So my riders called their people and they where told that it's around that egbeda side, or abule egba, can't really remember. considering the time, it was late already so they decided to go back home.
I didn't get to really know the place

I just confirmed from a colleague and He said Egbeda side

Bigdam:
Toyota Corolla 30k weekly remittance , 30k security deposit, experienced and responsible driver on Uber /bolt platform.
Must like within Ikeja, ogba , Berger and it’s environs
Must live in gated house
WhatsApp only 08132492726

No story teller

Unfortunately I don't stay within those area mentioned

Guys, please watch out for the small makeshift tar used in crossing the lane to Shiro.. Street. (if you are descending from the jibowu bridge,

I thought it was allowed to used that. Place,
Don't know whether it's illegal work. they are doing,.

Conner44:



See you na today? you no know say I don old? If dem like make dem call my face hungry, wolf, hyena, oracle, na laugh I go just dey here dey laugh even ontop the garri wey I drink during university sapa seasons I been still gallant for ‘extracurricular activities’ dey pursue people sistaz upandan

I open account for ontop nairaland a few months after I sabi wetin be Facebook. That time on nairaland we go open thread dey yab each other ‘facing’, even the almighty seun wey una dey worship today we been yab am well well too assuming seun been follow mark Zuckerberg back this place for don excel pass as e dey today, but no be today seun ‘stop to dey hear word’

That time nothing like shares, likes, mentions, quotes etc na just raw lyrical talents full this forum , that time if dem yab you ehn . . . no need to shout na to drop phone go backyard go cry

Na una dey enjoy nairaland today na, assuming una been dey here during 2006-2010 una for understand why shame dey refuse to catch people like me

You start Facebook with Mark
You started Nairaland with Seun
You started Uber with Romeo
You are still here allowing Gen Z call you hyena’s face

God when…

YeyeGbami:


Long time bro, hope you still dey lookout

Yes bro. I am. How work?

Lovelynife:

Thanks so much sir. Please I have checked the following cars(Kia Rio, Mercedes Benz C180,200,230 and 240, Honda civic 2006) which is advisable to go for based on durability,cost of maintenance? Thanks in advance

Honda Civic or the Benz C - series with kompressor. C240 is out of it. Carries V6,

C180, C200 and C230k are the suitable ones. They have 1.8L V4 with Supercharger

Ordinary C230 is V6 but the one that carries the Kompressor badge is V4 with Supercharger... Don't go and buy V6 o!

Conner44:


Chai! This guy

You really sabi ‘tassi’ person sha

You get bad maaaaat nor be small, but cheerful no go reply you sha. I trust that niggi for that side.

But talk true , wetin cheerfulgiver been do you before wey dey make you pour pepper for him eye like this?

you suppose ask this question long ago, before jumping to his defence.

Bigdam:
Toyota Corolla 30k weekly remittance , 30k security deposit, experienced and responsible driver on Uber /bolt platform.
Must like within Ikeja, ogba ,Berger and it’s environs
Must live in gated house
WhatsApp only 08132492726

No story teller

Seen

BAZ001:


Loud am
Soro s’oke
Shout him name louder
Na men dem for here pursue am.

Shame won’t let him come out

But for real it’s very sad sha the way una pursue am comot nor good at all. The worst thing be say you still carry him pix for your phone now you don carry my own join too. Only you carry mens pics dey do wallpaper : na wao

If no be say dru been dey always yab Uber drivers here say dem dey broke etc every time I for no follow una chuuk am pin at all. I like the guy and I dey patronize am wella.

Gentleswift:
you suppose ask this question long ago, before jumping to his defence.

See the truth is that if TheModerator had anything against him he would’ve come out pump and plain than hiding behind an anonymous moniker to accuse and threaten him. I’ve seen many of such instances on this forum and I can easily recognize a troll when I see one.

If truly cheerfulgiver wronged him he would at least want some restitution, or isn’t that why he came here to bring it up? If you wronged me in the past I would have come out and told everyone what happened and then wait for you to reply or refute my claims but I know everyone can’t be like me.

Initially I assumed he was only out to gaslight and troll cheerful and I still feel the same way till today but I could be wrong hence my questioning him once again on the issue.

Me personally I don’t tolerate bullying except it’s in politics section

BAZ001:


You start Facebook with Mark
You started Nairaland with Seun
You started Uber with Romeo
You are still here allowing Gen Z call you hyena’s face

God when…

No mind them, na small pikin dey worry them. Na today wey we don dey collect yabbing for face matters? Something wey don dey happen siiince primary school.

That year even the most beautiful girl for our class we dey call am monkey just because she no gree friend us

Ekeoma3650:
Ok guys, that's my ride, washed and ready to hit the road tomorrow morning for the first time.


Tomorrow I will start official as newbie for INDRIVE, thinking of leaving house by 6am as am staying at Ijegun.

Please guys any advice for me tomorrow as guide.

Thinking of taking any first order that comes my way..

How much is the car