Weregonnalose:


Faucidick sucker

Jimetagambo where are you when needed? Come take care of this lunatic lol

Ibime:



Haha. You know someone is pained when they reply to the same post like 5 times

You need 4 As (now A star) at A Levels to make it to Cambridge as an undergrad

You only need a 2.1 to pay and get on an MBA

Speaking as someone who didn't get close to 4 As at A Levels but easily made a 1st class honours, I should know which is harder. My sister who got to Cambridge with 4 As at A Levels had always come first from Primary School through Secondary school, and I'm talking of the most competitive schools. Those are the type that get to Cambridge as an undergrad, not a run-of-the-mill 2.1 that can get there for MBA. It is ten times harder to get into Cambridge as an undergrad than an MBA. Rest.

It's obvious you have a 2.1 and no professional work experience, making it seem as if the work experience requirements are onerous. My colleague who went to Judge Business school in 2016 had lesser work experience than me. You probably made up your work experience from Nigerian uncles to get in, that's why you are ranting like it's a big deal.

Hahaha. I told you I will reply your post in segments because it was too long and I don’t know how to do the whole cut and highlight thing that y’all do to indicate what part of a post you are responding too.

I can’t argue with you on this matter anymore. You have proven to not know what you are talking about with that stupid statement you made so you really have no credibility on this.

The work/business experience part is even more important than your academic qualifications for an MBA. So important that some people get admitted to MBA’s with no previous degrees at all. Do you not know this? Lol.

I’m talking about high level/managerial level business and leadership experience that they look for. Not the kind of experience you can get interning at your uncles company for 6 months lol pls go educate yourself more on this bro. You talk NOT like a first class graduate at all.

Slytiger:

Gambling on bet9ja platform. You are just a Kobo kobo hustler LOL

Nincompoop

Bahaha. I live in Nigeria. Bet9ja is the largest sports betting platform in Nigeria. What am I supposed to do? When I was in the UK I used the platforms there too.

There is something g fundamentally wrong with how you think I swear. Do you know the owner of bet9ja has enough money to enslave you and your entire lineage? Hahah.

Slytiger:

If he is not defending Trump on numerous threads on Nairaland, he is either on the ashawo thread searching for the latest cheap whorre house in the slums of Lagos or betting his chicken change away on Nairabet. LOL

Just bit my tongue laughing hard
Damn , someone call the morgue. We need to dispose of a corpse

SlyfoxxDaBoss:

You have to successfully attain all these before you can even be given a “conditional” offer and then if fully accepted of course you have to remember the heavy fees.

You talk like someone who's never been to Grad school let alone an IVY League school. Wtf is a conditional offer? Fully accepted? Multiple interviews with Faculty? Not how it's done in the US at least for grad school, even in an IVY League school. There is one interview probably with the admissions committee or one faculty etc. and one acceptance. Applying is time consuming, you would understand the lingo. You don't.

Obrigardo:





You are dreaming of bang bet not bang kok you idiot. You are suffering from delusions of grandeur and narcissism but of a more idiotic form.

That's enough fun for today lol

Bahahahha. You want to see my Thailand visa again? Heheh he.

I have the receipts to back up everything I say here bro.

Not like you poverty stricken loudmouths that come here to console yourselves over your worthless lives.

Obrigardo:


Jimetagambo where are you when needed? Come take care of this lunatic lol

Dangle ya diick tha donkey will come for ah ya

SlyfoxxDaBoss:


Bahaha. I live in Nigeria. Bet9ja is the largest sports betting platform in Nigeria. What am I supposed to do? When I was in the UK I used the platforms there too.

There is something g fundamentally wrong with how you think I swear. Do you know the owner of bet9ja has enough money to enslave you and your entire lineage? Hahah.

my G has turned ceremonial. I knew you looked like a crooked pastor to me coz why you just ratioed yourself lol
So you mean you really a slave to bet9ja? Like from what we have known so far?

SlyfoxxDaBoss:


Bahaha. I live in Nigeria. Bet9ja is the largest sports betting platform in Nigeria. What am I supposed to do? When I was in the UK I used the platforms there too.

There is something g fundamentally wrong with how you think I swear. Do you know the owner of bet9ja has enough money to enslave you and your entire lineage? Hahah.

Because idiots like yourself enrich him or her while you remain poor and wretched. LOL.

IjeBos:


You talk like someone who's never been to Grad school let alone an IVY League school. Wtf is a conditional offer? Fully accepted? Multiple interviews with Faculty? Not how it's done in the US at least for grad school even in an IVY League school. There is one interview probably with the admissions committee or one faculty etc. and one acceptance. Applying is time consuming, you would understand the lingo. You don't.

This is literally form the JBS website. How is it any different from what I said?

I really am tired of arguing with uneducated nitwits like you that can’t even be bothered to conduct basic research.

Pls get off whatever Trump latest news website you are on right now and educate yourself on the Cambridge admission process so you can stop asking me stupid questions

SlyfoxxDaBoss:


Bahahahha. You want to see my Thailand visa again? Heheh he.

I have the receipts to back up everything I say here bro.

Not like you poverty stricken loudmouths that come here to console yourselves over your worthless lives.

Tueeh

Your traits actually mirrors a Yahoo boy so why do you think I'll ever trust any stupid documents you send my way? You must have enough people's identity with you.

Obrigardo:


my G has turned ceremonial. I knew you looked like a crooked pastor to me coz why you just ratioed yourself lol
So you mean you really a slave to bet9ja? Like from what we have known so far?

Bet9ja bet owns the ghoul's soul.

Slytiger:

Because idiots like yourself enrich him or her while you remain poor and wretched. LOL.

Buahahahha. See this imbecilee. If I show you my sports betting WhatsApp group and the kind of men that are there you go shiver.

People that stake 2 million on a game just double it for weekend drinking money.

Can your wretched father ever dream of that? Pesin wey never see money chop wan dey gamble? Hahah.

IjeBos:


You talk like someone who's never been to Grad school let alone an IVY League school. Wtf is a conditional offer? Fully accepted? Multiple interviews with Faculty? Not how it's done in the US at least for grad school even, in an IVY League school. There is one interview probably with the admissions committee or one faculty etc. and one acceptance. Applying is time consuming, you would understand the lingo. You don't.

Kikiki high school ah dropout kikikiki

SlyfoxxDaBoss:


Buahahahha. See this imbecilee. If I show you my sports betting WhatsApp group and the kind of men that are there you go shiver.

People that stake 2 million on a game just double it for weekend drinking money.

Can your wretched father ever dream of that? Pesin wey never see money chop wan dey gamble? Hahah.

Whassap group for Lagos Kobo kobo hustlers you mean LOL

Dickhead.

Obrigardo:


Tueeh

Your traits actually mirrors a Yahoo boy so why do you think I'll ever trust any stupid documents you send my way? You must have enough people's identity with you.

LMAO

Obrigardo:


Tueeh

Your traits actually mirrors a Yahoo boy so why do you think I'll ever trust any stupid documents you send my way? You must have enough people's identity with you.

You see this is how they console themselves when they have been defeated

Poor wretched souls.

And someone was still asking me for my Cambridge certificate. Why would I drop it when this is exactly what you will still say?


Bahaha hungry fools. I’m making them more depressed by the day.

See how many of them on my d!ck this early morning.

Obrigardo I see the desire to converse with me has suddenly returned hehehe. That was short lived. What happened? I thought I wasn’t worth it?

Slytiger:

Bet9ja bet owns the ghoul's soul.

The guy could even be under 21 years Yahoo boy in those backwater polytechnic with ridiculous sounding names, Salamanga school of technology lol

SlyfoxxDaBoss:

The work/business experience part is even more important than your academic qualifications for an MBA. So important that some people get admitted to MBA’s with no previous degrees at all. Do you not know this? Lol.

I’m talking about high level/managerial level business and leadership experience that they look for. Not the kind of experience you can get interning at your uncles company for 6 months lol pls go educate yourself more on this bro. You talk NOT like a first class graduate at all.

You have proven my point. There are MBA students as we speak with only 5 GCSEs to rub together.

In the accounting field, some people go straight from secondary school to Chartership, work hard through sweat, not brains, climb the Corporate ladder and may end up as CFO or CEO. They then cover their lack of education with an MBA

You can't compare the brainpower of such a person with a typical Cambridge undergraduate who would have been carrying first at all levels from primary school through to A Levels.

I have a friend doing MBA right now in UK that I send his coursework to one of my accounting mentee in Nigeria to do for him, and he will do it in his sleep without cracking his brains. Like I said, what you put forth is not impressive, your story is still sketchy, and graduation is still in doubt.

Obrigardo:


my G has turned ceremonial. I knew you looked like a crooked pastor to me coz why you just ratioed yourself lol
So you mean you really a slave to bet9ja? Like from what we have known so far?

I literally didn’t understand this. Your brain damage is manifesting again. Get some rest bro. Don’t blow a gasket over someone you said was not worth conversing with just a few days ago hahha.

SlyfoxxDaBoss:


You see this is how they console themselves when they have been defeated

Poor wretched souls.

And someone was still asking me for my Cambridge certificate. Why would I drop it when this is exactly what you will still say?


Bahaha hungry fools. I’m making them more depressed by the day.

See how many of them on my d!ck this early morning.

Obrigardo I see the desire to converse with me has suddenly returned hehehe. That was short lived. What happened? I thought I wasn’t worth it?

Naa you are not worth it.
Enjoy the attention while it lasts.

Slytiger:

Whassap group for Lagos Kobo kobo hustlers you mean LOL

Dickhead.

Shit that boy is stupid. I feel dirty and sorry for myself for exchanging texts with a nonentity like that.
So his badge of honor is a sports betting WhatsApp group?
It looks like the boy needs financial aid

Ibime:



You have proven my point. There are MBA students as we speak with only 5 GCSEs to rub together.

In the accounting field, some people go straight from secondary school to Chartership, work hard through sweat, not brains, climb the Corporate ladder and may end up as CFO or CEO. They then cover their lack of education with an MBA

You can't compare the brainpower of such a person with a typical Cambridge undergraduate who would have been carrying first at all levels from primary school through to A Levels.

I have a friend doing MBA right now in UK that I send his coursework to one of my accounting mentee in Nigeria to do for him, and he will do it in his sleep without cracking his brains. Like I said, what you put forth is not impressive, your story is still sketchy, and graduation is still in doubt.

I don’t need to justify or outline my story to a complete nobody on the internet. You are nobody to me I want you to understand this. You don’t even deserve the few receipts I have dropped but I did it because your mouth and disrespect was getting too much. You have not dropped a single document to justify all the noise and braggings you have been doing here so as far as we know you are a jobless nobody ranting from your mothers basement.

The fact you think academic/paper qualifications is a better measurement of a persons knowledge and capabilities than actual successful business experience says a lot about your mentality. I have no desire to engage you further on this particular topic because you have proven to lack the required knowledge and common sense to make it worth it.

Obrigardo:


Shit that boy is stupid. I feel dirty and sorry for myself for exchanging texts with a nonentity like that.
So his badge of honor is a sports betting WhatsApp group?
It looks like the boy needs financial aid

Obrigardo:


The guy could even be under 21 years Yahoo boy in those backwater polytechnic with ridiculous sounding names, Salamanga school of technology lol

Obrigardo:


Naa you are not worth it.
Enjoy the attention while it lasts.

Bahaha. Now I am not worth it? For how long this time becuase you all know you can’t resist me. Hehehe. I am a constant thorn in the flesh of all you Trump deranged lunatics on this thread hehehe.

Same person said there was “no desire to converse with me” a few days ago only for me to wake up with all of them on my d!ck again. Hahaha.

I own you fools!!

Ibime:



You have proven my point. There are MBA students as we speak with only 5 GCSEs to rub together.

In the accounting field, some people go straight from secondary school to Chartership, work hard through sweat, not brains, climb the Corporate ladder and may end up as CFO or CEO. They then cover their lack of education with an MBA

You can't compare the brainpower of such a person with a typical Cambridge undergraduate who would have been carrying first at all levels from primary school through to A Levels.

I have a friend doing MBA right now in UK that I send his coursework to one of my accounting mentee in Nigeria to do for him, and he will do it in his sleep without cracking his brains. Like I said, what you put forth is not impressive, your story is still sketchy, and graduation is still in doubt.

Due to his nature of bragging ALOT, that trifling nigga would have immediately posted a Cambridge graduation certificate on Nairaland instead of some blurred funny matric picture I heard he posted on here.

I believe Obrigado's post about the dickhead being a low budget yahoo boy. He has access to lots of fake and dodgy documents.

SlyfoxxDaBoss:

Bahaha. Now I am not worth it? For how long this time becuase you all know you can’t resist me. Hehehe. I am a constant thorn in the flesh of all you Trump deranged lunatics on this thread hehehe.

Same person said there was “no desire to converse with me” a few days ago only for me to wake up with all of them on my d!ck again. Hahaha.

I own you fools!!

LMAO. You own NO one nigga.

SlyfoxxDaBoss:


This is literally form the JBS website. How is it any different from what I said?

I really am tired of arguing with uneducated nitwits like you that can’t even be bothered to conduct basic research.

Pls get off whatever Trump latest news website you are on right now and educate yourself on the Cambridge admission process so you can stop asking me stupid questions

You were referring to IVY League schools in the US. And I said there were no conditional offers. For accuracy, I'll take back my criticism on that font in re: to Cambridge schools. But you still haven't explained your multiple interview lie. Honestly, it seems like you just read the info online and really don't understand the process. Your lingo is just off.

And in another post you claim Nairaland is always open on your laptop. But, why is it that every time you post a screenshot you're posting from your phone? Like the one you just posted? Get your lies together.

IjeBos:


You were referring to IVY League schools in the US. And I said there were no conditional offers. For accuracy, I'll take back my criticism on that font in re: to Cambridge schools. But you still haven't explained your multiple interview lie. Honestly, it seems like you just read the info online and really don't understand the process. Your lingo is just off.

And in another post you claim Nairaland is always open on your laptop. But, why is it that every time you post a screenshot you're posting from your phone? Like the one you just posted? Get your lies together.

1. Ivy League or UK equivalent. We were talking generally about Cambridge, How would I know the US process? I didn’t school to there.

2. Hehehe I had more than one interview you dingbat. You people must always find something to console yourselves after you have been exposed. I only went to the website AFTER I saw your retarded post. It’s you who is reading directly from the site forgetting conditions in real life might be different. What if the panel needs to clarify something’s from your last interview? Is it “one interview” that you think I don’t know how to type if I was just reading directly from the site? Get sense bro.

3. Becuase I don’t know how to take a screenshot on my laptop you dipshit. Look at the little trivial things you are psychoanalyzing now. I’m really fvcking with your brain bro

SlyfoxxDaBoss:

2. Hehehe I had more than one interview you dingbat. You people must always find something to console yourselves after you have been exposed. I only went to the website AFTER I saw your retarded post. It’s you who is reading directly from the site forgetting conditions in real life might be different. What if the panel needs to clarify something’s from your last interview? Is it “one interview” that you think I don’t know how to type if I was just reading directly from the site? Get sense bro.

This is what you said then. And the panel would not reinterview you to "clarify" something. Keep spinning.

SlyfoxxDaBoss:

and various levels of interview with members of the faculty.

SlyfoxxDaBoss:

3. Becuase I don’t know how to take a screenshot on my laptop you dipshit. Look at the little trivial things you are psychoanalyzing now. I’m really fvcking with your brain bro

Lol. There is literally an icon to take a screenshot on a computer. Keep spinning.

Lastly, dude when I'm in Lagos, my circle consists of IVY league business school grads. By virtue of that, they have great gigs (MDs etc etc). The circles are small and interconnected. They are not online posting bank statements of 5k, like that is real money or something to gloat about. My guy, stop Lying. Keep with the story that you went to some college in Cambridge for undergrad. You could at least sell that one.