The biggest comedian in town

Jagaban na cruise.

This one enter wella.

Before nnko
All his promises to Igbo
An lie him lie

King of bants. Tinubu is obviously enjoying himself on the campaign trail. What a man.

King of Political jibes, Tinubu.. Giving us real Naija campaign...fire on!!!

lhordspy:


How is this a gaffe. Are you even educated to know the meaning of gaffe?

That was a banter not a gaffe. Go school, you say No. Na to come nairaland with Nzogbu Nzogbu.

Calm down bros

kay1one:
What a day to be alive. Tinubu giving us back to back gaffes 🤣

He is the best skit maker in the country presently🤣😂🤣

Sabinus has taken a back seat🤣

lhordspy:


How is this a gaffe. Are you even educated to know the meaning of gaffe?

That was a banter not a gaffe. Go school, you say No. Na to come nairaland with Nzogbu Nzogbu.

Was babablu a gaffe? Was calling atiku senate president a gaffe? Was pdapc a gaffe? Was telling people to renew their voters card a gaffe? In act do you believe this man is mentally fit?

Raymond0008:
Na banter, you Igbos no sabi politics at all.



All Bola has to offer is already in his manifesto and rally is just to throw banter to each other.

Manifesto written by experts?
I can bet my balls that the druglord hasn't even read his own Manifesto..
Why did he dodge all the important interviews if truly everything in the Manifesto came from his ideas and heart?
You're shameless, absolutely shameless!!

lhordspy:


How is this a gaffe. Are you even educated to know the meaning of gaffe?

That was a banter not a gaffe. Go school, you say No. Na to come nairaland with Nzogbu Nzogbu.

Your work no easy I swear🤣😂🤣

FalseProphet1:
Tinubu would go to a State in the South, rather than identify the problems and challenges they're facing and suggest possible solutions like how Peter Obi usually do, he'll start attacking his opponent.

Honestly if Tinubu gets up to 1m votes in this election I'll believe that the black race is truly curse.

This I have seen.

My friend you ain’t seen nothing yet.

People will go home tonight remembering all these banters and laugh over it.

Tinubu sabi poltics ... He is no 1 politician in nigeria ... Politics is about reality and cruise ... U cant be taking everything serious like obi ... Na scammer dey do as obi dey do ... But look at jagaban as he is giving u people back to back words for each campaign ... Make una wake up and understand tinubu way... even all his errors that u are using for play is been celebrated by djs and artist ... U think u are making jest of him and still he is moving fast than we expected.

tinubu has impeccable comedic timing

Hopium:
Abeg wetin Tinubu chop go Anambra? See rhymes

E be like say Asiwaju just go cruise for there given his chances in the state. He's not taking SE campaign seriously.

He knows if he flings money...they will spread their butt cheeks.

Nothing they can't do for money.

Exactly.

Emilokan is ringing all over Nigeria.

Hausa friends ask me for the meaning.

Even the Bala balu and gazelle gragra is part of the things that keep him in the news.

People like Imuolen or Sowore will tell you they wish they were even being abused instead of ignored.

An ignored politician = dead ambition.

Ask Kwankwaso. He wishes he's being insulted making him a household name instead of being a forgotten aspirant.

Gbemini:
Tinubu sabi poltics ... He is no 1 politician in nigeria ... Politics is about reality and cruise ... U cant be taking everything serious like obi ... Na scammer dey do as obi dey do ... But look at jagaban as he is giving u people back to back words for each campaign ... Make una wake up and understand tinubu way... even all his errors that u are using for play is been celebrated by djs and artist ... U think u are making jest of him and still he is moving fast than we expected.

Tinubu is just like Donald Trump. Attacking the opposition candidates, Making fun of them, mocking and insulting them.
That is his kind of politics.

Fidelarinze9:
Shetima did not laugh o, who else observed?

Because Tinubu just blasphemed the Quran

You're not supposed to make jokes from Qur'anic verses or recitation

Tinubu should be given the treatment due for a blasphemer

lhordspy:


How is this a gaffe. Are you even educated to know the meaning of gaffe?

That was a banter not a gaffe. Go school, you say No. Na to come nairaland with Nzogbu Nzogbu.

Then, he has to start recounting the many-many times when Atiku said “Wallahi-Tallahi” to him (or to anyone else for that matter) and it happened that Atiku told some lies before saying those-words.

He shouldn't be making up fake stories against people just because of Politics.

poncedeleon:
lol. This man is funny walahi talai. give it to him.

Being funny and catching cruise to divert attention of the people, as he loots them silly

Raymond0008:
Na banter, you Igbos no sabi politics at all.



All Bola has to offer is already in his manifesto and rally is just to throw banter to each other.

Rally is just to throw banter?
Are you normal?

Headachetoigboh:


U are an slowpoke. Is attacking others what he want to do for NIGERIANS

Mumu. Even Trump, Biden dem dey yab opponents during campaigns.

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even that day your father that have sense by hiding in his cupboard on Monday will vote for him

where did he get votes to be elected as Presidential candidate? his votes mostly came from North

they're mobilizing for him already, peter Obi will help him checkmate Atiku blocs vote in south


if southeast join the moving train, Tinubu will help to checkmate your Taliban wannabe, if you don't na Biafra or you die mantra continues, who cares anyway

Everyone started laughing....


I trust Atiku to fire rocket of insult back

he is very correct ,igbos can start the industrial revolution and yorubas can administrate it while hausa defends it

Raymond0008:
Na banter, you Igbos no sabi politics at all.



All Bola has to offer is already in his manifesto and rally is just to throw banter to each other.

I can tell you (with up to 87% certainty) that Bola Tinubu doesn't know up to 30% of what is contained inside his so-called Manifesto.
He was told the summary of what is inside, so that he can be saying them at campaigns, but he really doesn't know any of the details.

B like u sef dey blow d shit...

Interesting...so how has your apc done better? Has the state been turned to "an industrial revolution state" in the past 7+ years under your leadership?
If not for the desperation of elections, have you ever acknowledged their existence? Empty promises as usual.

Baba n cruise😂😂

FalseProphet1:


Honestly if Tinubu gets up to 1m votes in this election I'll believe that the black race is truly curse.

This I have seen.

You cannot even write simple and correct English, but you are insisting that people exercising their democratic rights are cursed.

Look at the mirror.

That's a good point.