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Guys, Come In Here by mrsbingbagbo(f): 7:31pm On Feb 01, 2023
CASE 1: Armed robbers enter your house
U are with your mother and sister
They Rob you at gun point and other you to have sex with one of your mother or sister

Which one will you sex and why

Else they shoot you dead

CASE 2:

Your wife who is the general manager of her company comes home in tears with this story:

A guy came to her office under the guise of coming to transact business. Surprisingly, in the cause of the talk, the guy pulled a pistol and ordered your wife to have sex with him or shoot her instantly. Due to fear, and after several pleadings, your wife gave in to the guy, thankfully the guy used a condom and your wife still has the condom with the guys semen intact. The guy managed to abscond after the dastardly act.

What will be your reactions as a husband?
Re: Guys, Come In Here by Themainboy22: 7:45pm On Feb 01, 2023
I would wake up from the dream.

Op I know you are probably a porn addict or a chronic masturbator, you want us to tell you what to fantasize with.

Repent!.

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Re: Guys, Come In Here by mrsbingbagbo(f): 7:47pm On Feb 01, 2023
Themainboy22:
I will wake up from the dream.

Op I know you are probably a porn addict, you want us to tell you what to fantasize with.

Repent!.

Never
Re: Guys, Come In Here by Themainboy22: 7:51pm On Feb 01, 2023
mrsbingbagbo:

Never
Why would you want us to imagine this kinda disgusting scenario?

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Re: Guys, Come In Here by Nobody: 7:53pm On Feb 01, 2023
They should just shoot him dead, what kind of a request is that

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Re: Guys, Come In Here by KingDash: 7:55pm On Feb 01, 2023
E better make them shoot me dead

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Re: Guys, Come In Here by mrsbingbagbo(f): 7:55pm On Feb 01, 2023
Themainboy22:
Why would you want us to imagine this kinda disgusting scenario?

True life story bro
Re: Guys, Come In Here by mrsbingbagbo(f): 7:56pm On Feb 01, 2023
KingDash:
E better make them shoot me dead

Will ur mother and sister be happier like that? They need u alive
Re: Guys, Come In Here by KingDash: 7:58pm On Feb 01, 2023
They will totally understand..
mrsbingbagbo:


Will ur mother and sister be happier like that? They need u alive
Re: Guys, Come In Here by mrsbingbagbo(f): 7:59pm On Feb 01, 2023
KingDash:
They will totally understand..

grin
Re: Guys, Come In Here by yomi007k(m): 8:01pm On Feb 01, 2023
mrsbingbagbo:


Will ur mother and sister be happier like that? They need u alive
Case 1.
Nne make dem shoot me dead. Maybe I will re-incarnate in a better continent rather than live with guilt and shame.

There are worse things than death.


Case 2.

We doing DNA on that semen. And I will take laws into my own hands because the way Naija don take frustrate me . Life don taya me.

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Re: Guys, Come In Here by Nobody: 8:02pm On Feb 01, 2023
Assuming I'm a guy now, I'd rather die than have sex with my family. It's a disgusting act.

Case 2

That guy's semen is going to herbalist's house. 🙁

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Re: Guys, Come In Here by mrsbingbagbo(f): 8:07pm On Feb 01, 2023
Nia69:
Assuming I'm a guy now, I'd rather die than have sex with my family. It's a disgusting act.

Case 2

That guy's semen is going to herbalist's house. 🙁

Your reply on case 2 grin grin grin
Re: Guys, Come In Here by headbasher96(m): 8:44pm On Feb 01, 2023
Can! never! be! me!
Re: Guys, Come In Here by IceColdVeins(m): 8:49pm On Feb 01, 2023
yomi007k:

Case 1.
Nne make dem shoot me dead. Maybe I will re-incarnate in a better continent rather than live with guilt and shame.

There are worse things than death.


Case 2.

We doing DNA on that semen. And I will take laws into my own hands because the way Naija don take frustrate me . Life don taya me.
Thats not how DNA tests work oo. Nigeria doesn’t have the data for every citizen’s DNA, so nothing to compare the DNA results with. Hence, a DNA test is useless in this case.

Just look for a herbalist that needs a human semen for a brutal ritual and watch your god fight for you.

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Re: Guys, Come In Here by Kipaji: 8:49pm On Feb 01, 2023
Themainboy22:
I will wake up from the dream.

Op I know you are probably a porn addict or a chronic masturbator, you want us to tell you what to fantasize with.

Repent!.

That's perceptive. Well done.

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Re: Guys, Come In Here by ikeno(m): 8:59pm On Feb 01, 2023
We know it's terrifying, horrifying, absurd, disgusting, insidious.but,just assuming it happens,what will you do in both scenario.
Re: Guys, Come In Here by mrsbingbagbo(f): 9:37pm On Feb 01, 2023
ikeno:
We know it's terrifying, horrifying, absurd, disgusting, insidious.but,just assuming it happens,what will you do in both scenario.

Exactly
Re: Guys, Come In Here by slimthugchimee2(m): 9:41pm On Feb 01, 2023
mrsbingbagbo:
CASE 1: Armed robbers enter your house
U are with your mother and sister
They Rob you at gun point and other you to have sex with one of your mother or sister

Which one will you sex and why

Else they shoot you dead

CASE 2:

Your wife who is the general manager of her company comes home in tears with this story:

A guy came to her office under the guise of coming to transact business. Surprisingly, in the cause of the talk, the guy pulled a pistol and ordered your wife to have sex with him or shoot her instantly. Due to fear, and after several pleadings, your wife gave in to the guy, thankfully the guy used a condom and your wife still has the condom with the guys semen intact. The guy managed to abscond after the dastardly act.

What will be your reactions as a husband?

First one is death I will choose

Second is rape, not her fault

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Re: Guys, Come In Here by yomi007k(m): 11:11pm On Feb 01, 2023
IceColdVeins:
Thats not how DNA tests work oo. Nigeria doesn’t have the data for every citizen’s DNA, so nothing to compare the DNA results with. Hence, a DNA test is useless in this case.

Just look for a herbalist that needs a human semen for a brutal ritual and watch your god fight for you.

For now we don't have database but who says we wont have in the future? There were crimes that became solved decades later when the DNA /database system became stronger in the USA.


The herbalist may end up being fake.

Cheers. wink
Re: Guys, Come In Here by Sniper101(m): 11:18pm On Feb 01, 2023
This OP dun dey let some incestuous acts to
dey take form or to dey play in her head sha grin

Flip side of being a regular viewer on Xnxx cry
Re: Guys, Come In Here by immanuelsize: 11:35pm On Feb 01, 2023
@op, Mrsbingbagbo, if the table turns around and as a girl you are, will you bang your dad or brother or choose death?
Re: Guys, Come In Here by techWriter3: 12:12am On Feb 02, 2023
ej better make them shoot me dead
Re: Guys, Come In Here by mrsbingbagbo(f): 7:00am On Feb 02, 2023
immanuelsize:
@op, Mrsbingbagbo, if the table turns around and as a girl you are, will you bang your dad or brother or choose death?

Let the table turn first
Re: Guys, Come In Here by mrsbingbagbo(f): 7:02am On Feb 02, 2023
slimthugchimee2:


First one is death I will choose

Second is rape, not her fault

Will death make them happy?
Re: Guys, Come In Here by immanuelsize: 8:40pm On Feb 02, 2023
mrsbingbagbo:

Let the table turn first
in fact, it has turned. What will you do?

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