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oyaskii:
Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania (2023)

Martin Scorsese might be right after all.

This movie had mediocrity written all over it. Ridiculous screenplay and an even more atrocious and sometimes down right annoying visual effects that made it seem more like a parody rather than an actual Marvel movie. A shadow of the franchise that held sway from 2008 to 2019.
Two hours of absolutely nothing and watching paint dry would have been a proper use of my time instead of seeing this hot mess. Dim and inconsistent dialogue and dry humour. The only little spark was Jonathan Major, who looked the part...a proper villain with his demeanor but he almost got swallowed up by the atrocious screenplay. I would have liked for this farce charade child's play to have not been his introduction.
The last straw i am giving MCU is GOTG Volume 3, if that fails too, then they are truly done and dusted.
Save your money if you haven't seen it and wait it out to be available on the high seas cuz this ain't it at all...proper gutter quality flick.🗑️🚮

Kaycee7:
Oyaskii, who send you go watch this thing for cinema? Anyways, thanks for taking eleven for the team.

oyaskii:
See grown man like me dey fight hot tears for my money wey don gbe, people wey dey around think say i dey enjoy the film na why i dey emotional G...who send me work today? 😭😭

oyaskii:
See grown man like me dey fight hot tears for my money wey don gbe, people wey dey around think say i dey enjoy the film na why i dey emotional G...who send me work today? 😭😭

michigang:
Top ten to replace Daniel Craig as 007 according to David Hepburn

Rege Jean Page

Henry Cavill

Idris Elba

Tom Hardy

Richard Madden

Callum Turner

Luke Evans

James Norton

Michael Fassbender

Jamie Dornan

abduleez1:
Bro thinks she's thinks she's cancellable...

Ppl are learning how to seperate the art from the artist. If your craft is really good, trust me you'll get away with a lot of shït. And it's evident in Hogwarts Legacy shattering numbers.

Kaycee7:
Problem with Shyamalan is that he's an uncertain factor. And he bombs more than he bangs. Anyways I'm not really a consumer of his content so the matter no consign me las las

But losing Wan is a BLOW. Chi m oooo! This one pain me.

SOZINN:
Do these big movie stars actually care about the quality of the story they are working with or do they just join a project because they are getting paid? Amsterdam feels like everyone who helped make this film should have just read the script and walked. Because everything else is perfect but it's just a convoluted mess of a story.

It feels like it was written by a bunch of drunk people and they all got to contribute something different to the overall picture and then someone who is mentally ill tried to weave all their contributions together to form a single story.

To say the twist at the end was predictable is an understatement. It was already revealed in the movie before its big reveal. It gets so bad at some point you feel like the author telling the story is just making shit up as they go. The final act is solid bûllshit. This movie should have never been made. How is this comedy? There is not a single scene or a line from the dialogue that will make you laugh. You will sleep while watching this nonsense for over 2hrs.
What is going on?

oyaskii:
Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania (2023)

Martin Scorsese might be right after all.

This movie had mediocrity written all over it. Ridiculous screenplay and an even more atrocious and sometimes down right annoying visual effects that made it seem more like a parody rather than an actual Marvel movie. A shadow of the franchise that held sway from 2008 to 2019.
Two hours of absolutely nothing and watching paint dry would have been a proper use of my time instead of seeing this hot mess. Dim and inconsistent dialogue and dry humour. The only little spark was Jonathan Major, who looked the part...a proper villain with his demeanor but he almost got swallowed up by the atrocious screenplay. I would have liked for this farce charade child's play to have not been his introduction.
The last straw i am giving MCU is GOTG Volume 3, if that fails too, then they are truly done and dusted.
Save your money if you haven't seen it and wait it out to be available on the high seas cuz this ain't it at all...proper gutter quality flick.🗑️🚮

sprints1:
they are all shitty actors what d hell is fassbender doing in that list.probably idris elba. Tom hardy is too rigid

abduleez1:
LMFAO.... Big Thanks for taking one for the team. 😅😂😂

You get mind o. Nothing fit make me watch any Antman movies for cinema. Cos those films are easily one of the weakest in the MCU.

GloriousGbola:
Hope say no be new naira notes you take pay for the ticket 😜

Double Gobe be dat

They will probably have to reboot the mcu at this point. Maybe give us an full mcu with the xmen.

pu7pl3:
Chai
We see your sacrifice bro and we acknowledge you✌🏿

pu7pl3:
This one say Tom Hardy is too rigid

oyaskii:
lol...I have never for once cared for the Ant-man character since his introduction in 2015 or so, I always thought he was part of the Avengers as a comic relief.

I totally went in for Kang's introduction and boy did Jonathan Major looked the part!. They only had him in just one hand to hand combat which i think wasn't fair, but the first post credit scenes was lit af, it previews a lit war that is to is to come, but sadly you have to skip these corny build ups till 2025 to see it in "Avengers: Kang's Dynasty".

Ishilove:
I'm hetero, and trust me when I say I can't pretend to be gay for [b]even 30 seconds.[/b]I can pretend to be many things but homosexuality is not one of them.

ShaqFu:
I can imagine the scowl on your face seeing another woman squeezing/handling those huge watermelon of yours. 😜🤪

Now that will be a sight to see. Lmao. 😁😁😁

Ishilove:
Lol. You are not serious

If any woman, or man for that matter should come close to my mammary organs, they will find their hands swatted away like a huge cockroach

Ishilove:
Lol. You are not serious

If any woman, or man for that matter should come close to my mammary organs, they will find their hands swatted away like a huge cockroach

ShaqFu:
I can imagine the scowl on your face seeing another woman squeezing/handling those huge watermelon of yours. 😜🤪

Now that will be a sight to see. Lmao. 😁😁😁

abduleez1:
Everyday every new okoto. 🙄
Imagine that strong list of actors Baba said they're all rigid. Smh. I wonder what films he watches.

Kaycee7:
Whatever my feelings about Capt. Marvel, this IS a 🔥 poster. They've got a bit of my attention.

Ishilove:
Lol. You are not serious

If any woman, or man for that matter should come close to my mammary organs, they will find their hands swatted away like a huge cockroach

naptu2:
Killing mosquitoes.

https://www.nairaland.com/732702/killing-mosquitoes-once-upon-night

ShaqFu:
and you know the deal with cockroaches, they always never give up, like our friend Morris. 😁 Kill one and there's another to take it's place. Lol.

Ishilove:
Lol. You are not serious

If any woman, or man for that matter should come close to my mammary organs, they will find their hands swatted away like a huge cockroach