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Nor be this country dey pain me now, my problem be say how deeper life pastor go win car for hieneken promo.

I go dj for one burial, na i play as e dey pain them, e dey sweet us, na only two teeth remain for mouth with bandage everywhere.

Police stretch hand for driver, driver pour am water for hand, we still dey road, we never know how we wan take settle the case.

Person wey say nothing last forever, never try hausa perfume.

Nigeria is not on the map when God say; let there be light.

Sprinklepee:
Person wey say nothing last forever, never try hausa perfume.

i tell u. Na wetin dey make them no bath for weeks be that.

Sprinklepee:
Nor be this country dey pain me now, my problem be say how deeper life pastor go win car for hieneken promo.

Them take the car do harvest for church.

Shalommy:
i tell u. Na wetin dey make them no bath for weeks be that.

ment, aswear na real matter

Shalommy:
Them take the car do harvest for church.

Op you nor funny at all

Only in nigeria, a coach will bet against his own team, if you don't get it then forget about it.

That moment during exams when the teacher asks you to sit in the front, you look back and see your friends cheating peacefully...

Those of you who eat dinner by 6 p.m. and stay comfortable until daybreak, please tell me how you do it. The day I tried that, I almost fainted

Of course, if women ruled the whole world, there would be no wars because it would be just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other

He who fully unwraps a Sharwama completely before eating it cannot keep a secret.

Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything.

Sprinklepee:
Only in nigeria, a coach will bet against his own team, if you don't get it then forget about it.

Sprinklepee:
Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything.

Him don see everything be that.

Pastor do offering of 5k, usher say na 2k, pastor say make we go swear ogun, we dey shrine like this, wahala nor too much

Na who go send my girlfriend money now, all this yahoo boys nor dey try at all.

Sprinklepee:
Na who go send my girlfriend money now, all this yahoo boys nor dey try at all.

Chaii.. Yahoo boyz no dey again abi them go strike?

Sprinklepee:
Pastor do offering of 5k, usher say na 2k, pastor say make we go swear ogun, we dey shrine like this, wahala nor too much

Shalommy:
i tell u. Na wetin dey make them no bath for weeks be that.

See this werey, you really think hausa people are dirty like you? Atleast they wash their private parts everytime they take a piss unlike you. Stupid people everywhere, yall can never stop this tribalism nonsense..

Freo:
See this werey, you really think hausa people are dirty like you? Atleast they wash their private parts everytime they take a piss unlike you. Stupid people everywhere, yall can never stop this tribalism nonsense..

Why are u pained? The thing SHOCK u or e ENTER ur body? Chaii..

Freo:
See this werey, you really think hausa people are dirty like you? Atleast they wash their private parts everytime they take a piss unlike you. Stupid people everywhere, yall can never stop this tribalism nonsense..

Hmmmn!


Clean private part, stinky body😎

QQIA:
Hmmmn!


Clean private part, stinky body😎

It's not even allowed in their religion to pray while being stinky and they pray five times every single day.. Now who is stinky? Compare that to a person that only gets serious with prayer once in a week (Sundays)

Freo:
It's not even allowed in their religion to pray while being stinky and they pray five times every single day.. Now who is stinky? Compare that to a person that only gets serious with prayer once in a week (Sundays)

They wash their face, hands, feet, rinse mouth, wet their ear canals and BOOM! They are clean

QQIA:
They wash their face, hands, feet, rinse mouth, wet their ear canals and BOOM! They are clean

That's the imagination you always give yourself, that you're better than them yet they lead you in every aspect of life.

Freo:
That's the imagination you always give yourself, that you're better than them yet they lead you in every aspect of life.

Abi my eyes and nose are deceiving me?









Hmmmmmmmn!!! Na who the smell? 🦨🤧

QQIA:
Abi my eyes and nose are deceiving me?









Hmmmmmmmn!!! Na who the smell? 🦨🤧

The big question is how did you know that they smell?

Freo:
The big question is how did you know that they smell?

What a rhetoric question.

QQIA:
Abi my eyes and nose are deceiving me?









Hmmmmmmmn!!! Na who the smell? 🦨🤧

Rhetorical question you said right?? Stop asking me useless questions, talk like a matured person.

Freo:
Rhetorical question you said right?? Stop asking me useless questions, talk like a matured person.

You might be used to it.


But I can't stand passing through angwan Hausa/Fulani areas of any place in Nigeria 🤧

I will try getting a portable oxygen tank and mask just in case of such situations next time .

Even the expensive Triple filtered face masks are useless against it. ☹️