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Re: Landlocked Joburg Opens Africa's Largest Made-Made "Mega Beach" (PICS) by Burberry140: 8:22pm On Mar 11, 2023
haybhi1:
You have no idea how much dumb you sound, regarding technicality.
SA population census in 2011 cost 1+ billion, for a population less than 52 million people.
US last population took place 2020, and it cost 14+ billion dollars. Quit revelling in ignorance.

Make una dey use una sense wella na abeg. I'm begging you. No be everything be emotion and attack or backlash-demanding.
Ok, what have you gained in disreputing and libeling your country now? Just likes and shares! Now to what end and use?
Which country on earth is perfect, WannaHowzit will never bring his country's flaws into the light for you, but quick to bring the beauty, an action I don't bemoan.

Please supporting Obi is not supposed to be an outright invitation to forget your use of brain na. Write in a paper and post on your wall, 'I will use my brain henceforth'. You may start observing changes in your thoughts, actions, and life consequently. Ire o.



Just doing unnecessary finger exercise. This one is just dumb, like most Obi stooges.

The moment you start supporting Obi, you automatically have zero need of your cerebrum, except movement. I mean, see the way this one reason now, anyone who thinks objectively is automatically a benefactor of Buhari's government. Una just too dumb.

Obidients and Obi's lexicon have no space for evidence, fact and objectivity. Only filled with propaganda, lies, wrong stats, manipulation, bullying, mudslinging, hypocrisy, tribalism, libel and slander, bigotry, bitterness, hate, and abuse. All such things keeping our country backward!

Make una dey think small small na abeg, I'm begging you ahhhhhhh
May God bless you
Re: Landlocked Joburg Opens Africa's Largest Made-Made "Mega Beach" (PICS) by Piddo(m): 8:56pm On Mar 11, 2023
This would have easily cost $3b in Nigeria
Re: Landlocked Joburg Opens Africa's Largest Made-Made "Mega Beach" (PICS) by Proudlyomonna: 9:18pm On Mar 11, 2023
omniwater:
Weep not my child!
Hahaha painment grin
Which one of the shames do you fall in grin grin?
Re: Landlocked Joburg Opens Africa's Largest Made-Made "Mega Beach" (PICS) by omniwater: 9:32pm On Mar 11, 2023
Proudlyomonna:
Hahaha painment grin
Which one of the shames do you fall in grin grin?
We are all responsible for what Nigeria has become today through our actions and inactions.


So why point fingers as if you guys are blameless.


Hypocrites.
Re: Landlocked Joburg Opens Africa's Largest Made-Made "Mega Beach" (PICS) by olaeffect(m): 9:39pm On Mar 11, 2023
WannaHowzit:
South Africa has opened the continent's biggest man-made beach, which is purported to be seven times bigger than a football field.

The beach opened in landlocked Johannesburg and is part of the $551 million Munyaka Development, featuring 5,020 residences and 4,200 jobs.

Baldwin Properties launched the project, and it is expected that 4,200 new jobs will be created throughout the development.

The development contains around 30,000 square meters of the crystal-clear lagoon and is the largest in the southern hemisphere.

https://yen.com.gh/real-estate/229403-south-africa-opens-biggest-man-beach-7-times-size-a-football-field/
All for $551m

While some individuals in my own country are stealing $10bn, $20bn, $30bn and youths with brains will be fighting eachother on their behalf 🙄🙄🙄🙄
Re: Landlocked Joburg Opens Africa's Largest Made-Made "Mega Beach" (PICS) by grandstar(m): 9:40pm On Mar 11, 2023
stillme231:
what of your Nigeria?
I never said Nigeria was Eldorado.

It is the way he condemned Nigeria ignorantly oblivious to the shortcomings of South Africa he was praising.

All that glitters isn't gold.
Re: Landlocked Joburg Opens Africa's Largest Made-Made "Mega Beach" (PICS) by Heffalump(m): 9:47pm On Mar 11, 2023
omniwater:
Weep not my child!
Actually, you will be the one Weeping more than him. As the country is turned upside down now, is it affecting one person? When things are bad because the wrong people are at the helm of affairs, it destroys everybody.
Re: Landlocked Joburg Opens Africa's Largest Made-Made "Mega Beach" (PICS) by Honchoslim16(m): 9:54pm On Mar 11, 2023
stillme231:
shut up , no country in Africa can match south Africa..
That's a big lie man!!!
Re: Landlocked Joburg Opens Africa's Largest Made-Made "Mega Beach" (PICS) by stillme231: 9:59pm On Mar 11, 2023
Honchoslim16:
That's a big lie man!!!
list d country
Re: Landlocked Joburg Opens Africa's Largest Made-Made "Mega Beach" (PICS) by omniwater: 10:06pm On Mar 11, 2023
Heffalump:
Actually, you will be the one Weeping more than him. As the country is turned upside down now, is it affecting one person? When things are bad because the wrong people are at the helm of affairs, it destroys everybody.
like your monicker implies, you're just a rusty wind vane making noise.

I will treat you like you don't exist.
Re: Landlocked Joburg Opens Africa's Largest Made-Made "Mega Beach" (PICS) by Proudlyomonna: 10:21pm On Mar 11, 2023
omniwater:
We are all responsible for what Nigeria has become today through our actions and inactions.


So why point fingers as if you guys are blameless.


Hypocrites.
I agree with your first submission.
But hey dude have you ever heard of being or doing better??
I am guilty of holding on to that mindset of not getting involved in elections or voting as long as I fit sell my market everywhere good be dat.
But I knew I was wrong though,now APC calamity and hardship pro max has thought me a big lesson which is bad governance does not spare even those staying on the fence cheesy
I made my highest profit in the APC govt especially in my food stuffs business,but does this change the fact that APC is the greatest disaster to hit this Country?
I choose to stand with the People,DO and BE better.
Up Labour.
Re: Landlocked Joburg Opens Africa's Largest Made-Made "Mega Beach" (PICS) by omniwater: 10:46pm On Mar 11, 2023
Proudlyomonna:
I agree with your first submission.
But hey dude have you ever heard of being or doing better??
I am guilty of holding on to that mindset of not getting involved in elections or voting as long as I fit sell my market everywhere good be dat.
But I knew I was wrong though,now APC calamity and hardship pro max has thought me a big lesson which is bad governance does not spare even those staying on the fence cheesy
I made my highest profit in the APC govt especially in my food stuffs business,but does this change the fact that APC is the greatest disaster to hit this Country?
I choose to stand with the People,DO and BE better.
Up Labour.
To your tent, oh Israel!
Re: Landlocked Joburg Opens Africa's Largest Made-Made "Mega Beach" (PICS) by ZombieSlayer1: 11:22pm On Mar 11, 2023
johnjose68:
Obi.fo.ol and ipo.b, Oya go and create your own in your erosion-laden region!!!! grin grin grin
Just look at how you're disgracing your lineage while seeking for "likes" from your fellow brain-dead urchins.

You're an embarrassment
Re: Landlocked Joburg Opens Africa's Largest Made-Made "Mega Beach" (PICS) by ZombieSlayer1: 11:26pm On Mar 11, 2023
Tannhauser:
cool
And Nigerians are voting for... huh
I have stopped hoping for a better Nigeria because in all honesty, Nigerians do NOT deserve good governance, they prefer tribalism and religious bigotry
Country filled with very useless people. Even if Allah or Jesus Christ comes down from heaven and asks them to vote an individual because he'll perform wonderfully well, they'll still use tribalism to vote a useless person and then cry for 4 years.

Honestly, these people don't deserve anything good
Re: Landlocked Joburg Opens Africa's Largest Made-Made "Mega Beach" (PICS) by ZombieSlayer1: 11:28pm On Mar 11, 2023
Larryndelaw:
You will.wail from.now till.Jesus comes. BAT is your president till 2031. You can to your Biafra and allow us to stay in our ZOO
Honestly, I wish this your prayer comes to pass.

The most annoying thing is that is Nigeria were separated according to regions, you bastards will never vote Tinubu to lead your region. This shows how callous you guys are. Bloody bastards blinded by ethnic bigotry
Re: Landlocked Joburg Opens Africa's Largest Made-Made "Mega Beach" (PICS) by Slynation(m): 12:21am On Mar 12, 2023
The next person that would tell me "Nigeria is the giant of Africa" gaskiya...!! we go get serious problem...
Re: Landlocked Joburg Opens Africa's Largest Made-Made "Mega Beach" (PICS) by Larryndelaw: 2:33am On Mar 12, 2023
ZombieSlayer1:
Honestly, I wish this your prayer comes to pass.

The most annoying thing is that is Nigeria were separated according to regions, you bastards will never vote Tinubu to lead your region. This shows how callous you guys are. Bloody bastards blinded by ethnic bigotry
Just go back to your iigbo land. We will sort out ourselves
Re: Landlocked Joburg Opens Africa's Largest Made-Made "Mega Beach" (PICS) by Larryndelaw: 2:36am On Mar 12, 2023
ZombieSlayer1:
Country filled with very useless people. Even if Allah or Jesus Christ comes down from heaven and asks them to vote an individual because he'll perform wonderfully well, they'll still use tribalism to vote a useless person and then cry for 4 years.

Honestly, these people don't deserve anything good
Obi started it by saying putting religion in it. He was going from one church to the other. I'm a Christian, my father is a Christian but my grandmother is a Muslim, my grandfather is a Muslim. No problem about that. But immediately started using religion fo4 politics, that's when the problem started
Re: Landlocked Joburg Opens Africa's Largest Made-Made "Mega Beach" (PICS) by nony43(m): 2:53am On Mar 12, 2023
haybhi1:
You have no idea how much dumb you sound, regarding technicality.
SA population census in 2011 cost 1+ billion, for a population less than 52 million people.
US last population took place 2020, and it cost 14+ billion dollars. Quit revelling in ignorance.

Make una dey use una sense wella na abeg. I'm begging you. No be everything be emotion and attack or backlash-demanding.
Ok, what have you gained in disreputing and libeling your country now? Just likes and shares! Now to what end and use?
Which country on earth is perfect, WannaHowzit will never bring his country's flaws into the light for you, but quick to bring the beauty, an action I don't bemoan.

Please supporting Obi is not supposed to be an outright invitation to forget your use of brain na. Write in a paper and post on your wall, 'I will use my brain henceforth'. You may start observing changes in your thoughts, actions, and life consequently. Ire o.



Just doing unnecessary finger exercise. This one is just dumb, like most Obi stooges.

The moment you start supporting Obi, you automatically have zero need of your cerebrum, except movement. I mean, see the way this one reason now, anyone who thinks objectively is automatically a benefactor of Buhari's government. Una just too dumb.

Obidients and Obi's lexicon have no space for evidence, fact and objectivity. Only filled with propaganda, lies, wrong stats, manipulation, bullying, mudslinging, hypocrisy, tribalism, libel and slander, bigotry, bitterness, hate, and abuse. All such things keeping our country backward!

Make una dey think small small na abeg, I'm begging you ahhhhhhh
If you talk up and talk down your Zoo country can not conduct a simple election with 300 billion.
Re: Landlocked Joburg Opens Africa's Largest Made-Made "Mega Beach" (PICS) by padi94(m): 5:12am On Mar 12, 2023
grandstar:
The Lekki sea port cost over a $1bn to build, so this is no biggie

Can this project be replicated in Nigeria?

Look at the feasibility and viability study. Feasibility ask 'can it be done?' while viability ask 'should it be done'.

Can you set up a pig farm in Saudi Arabia? No. Because it is a very strict Muslim country

Can you set up a pig farm in China? Yes. The people love pigs. Should it be done? Yes as you will make a profit as there is huge demand for it that covers overheads.

Now, can a similar project like this be done in Nigeria. Yes, in Abuja.

Should it be done? I don't think so as we lack enough demand for the very expensive condos that will be sold. Mortgage rates will have to come down below 10% to create enough demand for the properties built. Globally, mortgage is the primary route for purchasing properties. Buyers rarely use equity like in Nigeria.
I didn't mention Lagos state cos of I would've embark on such a project... Land locked sate that don't HV access to sea none can attract the funds for this. Even to build houses for citizens sef na substandard house.

We no dey talk viability or feasibility... We talking financial muscle to build innovation. As far as government is concerned most projects becomes viable on the long run. Cos they are not seeking profit, but social good. Which standard class park can you find in Lagos or Nigeria. Non. No amenities or even spacious lawns no dey, grass don turn brown... Our sharing and consumption mentality can't allow states make nough money to fund such an innovative project.
Re: Landlocked Joburg Opens Africa's Largest Made-Made "Mega Beach" (PICS) by padi94(m): 5:17am On Mar 12, 2023
Thomasankara:
[/color]Lagos can do it[color=#770077]
My brother it cannot... Let it spend 800 billon on aesthetics project like this. It cannot, it won't HV money to do other things. The leaders don't HV the political will to do it... Na them go thief the money finish and delay the project for 20yrs.

See the 10 lane road how much is the cost of that road, e no reach 300 billion initially o, but them thief the money tire borrow join now the road delay till now, and the cost of the project will hit 500billion plus. And another 8yrs to near completion.
Re: Landlocked Joburg Opens Africa's Largest Made-Made "Mega Beach" (PICS) by Honchoslim16(m): 7:44am On Mar 12, 2023
stillme231:
list d country
Mention Mauritius and Egypt before you start thinking about South Africa! cool
Re: Landlocked Joburg Opens Africa's Largest Made-Made "Mega Beach" (PICS) by Honchoslim16(m): 7:45am On Mar 12, 2023
Slynation:
The next person that would tell me "Nigeria is the giant of Africa" gaskiya...!! we go get serious problem...
Nigeria is called a giant because of the population smiley
Nothing special we got
Re: Landlocked Joburg Opens Africa's Largest Made-Made "Mega Beach" (PICS) by olisaEze(m): 8:16am On Mar 12, 2023
haybhi1:
WannaHowzit, you have a beautiful country over there. I'll be glad to see mine attain that beauty and status, I just wouldn't like us to emulate the xenophobic tendencies.
Coming from someone whose nation has been destroyed by tribalism. grin
Re: Landlocked Joburg Opens Africa's Largest Made-Made "Mega Beach" (PICS) by willibounce1(m): 9:09am On Mar 12, 2023
Rubbish. A beach that isn't natural is nothing but a big swimming pool.

Do some of you know what a phucking beach is?
Re: Landlocked Joburg Opens Africa's Largest Made-Made "Mega Beach" (PICS) by stillme231: 9:09am On Mar 12, 2023
Honchoslim16:
Mention Mauritius and Egypt before you start thinking about South Africa! cool
Egypt na dirty and Mauritius has nothing to offer lmao.. I think say u wan call better place... Egypt nothing dey there
Re: Landlocked Joburg Opens Africa's Largest Made-Made "Mega Beach" (PICS) by stillme231: 9:10am On Mar 12, 2023
willibounce1:
Rubbish. A beach that isn't natural is nothing but a big swimming pool.

Do some of you know what a phucking beach is?
if it's Dubai u will run there
Re: Landlocked Joburg Opens Africa's Largest Made-Made "Mega Beach" (PICS) by stillme231: 9:13am On Mar 12, 2023
Larryndelaw:
Obi started it by saying putting religion in it. He was going from one church to the other. I'm a Christian, my father is a Christian but my grandmother is a Muslim, my grandfather is a Muslim. No problem about that. But immediately started using religion fo4 politics, that's when the problem started
which problem started liar... Tinubu no dey go see imams n co for mosque... Bloody liars ....
Re: Landlocked Joburg Opens Africa's Largest Made-Made "Mega Beach" (PICS) by willibounce1(m): 9:16am On Mar 12, 2023
padi94:
This is development... Nigeria can't ever carryout sug a project. Project like this are either state or local driven. With Nigeria sharing formular no one state can conceive such a project. Cos no one generates enough income to do this. All of them wants to chop from FG pocket
Nigeria doesn't need a useless project like this. Any state that doesn't have beaches can go have fun at pool sides. An artificial beach is nothing but bu.lls.hit. even some of the beaches that have been tampered with in lagos just to make money are looking big swimming pools.
A beach should be natural with beautiful shores and palm trees some distance away from it. People go to beaches to enjoy that natural features, the waves, the sand, the cool breeze the lovely atmosphere. That's nature and not some useless exorbitant pool.
Re: Landlocked Joburg Opens Africa's Largest Made-Made "Mega Beach" (PICS) by willibounce1(m): 9:20am On Mar 12, 2023
stillme231:
if it's Dubai u will run there
Na una useless things like this dey freak. We talking nature, you talking dubai. What do you people go to dubai to do other than take useless pictures for show off.

If you visit beaches regularly, you'll understand and value the beauty of nature. Until then you can run to South Africa to take pictures in the big swimming pool for show off.
Re: Landlocked Joburg Opens Africa's Largest Made-Made "Mega Beach" (PICS) by stillme231: 9:41am On Mar 12, 2023
willibounce1:
Na una useless things like this dey freak. We talking nature, you talking dubai. What do you people go to dubai to do other than take useless pictures for show off.

If you visit beaches regularly, you'll understand and value the beauty of nature. Until then you can run to South Africa to take pictures in the big swimming pool for show off.
even the south has more beaches than ur country lmao.. that place is landlocked and they have to do a manmade beach to draw attention and it's working...do you know how many man made island re in Dubai selling for millions of dollars, it's all about innovation. South Africa has one of the best landscape in the world.. it's one of the best place to live when you have money.... Namibia is also beautiful and their nature is out of this world....
Re: Landlocked Joburg Opens Africa's Largest Made-Made "Mega Beach" (PICS) by Honchoslim16(m): 9:50am On Mar 12, 2023
stillme231:
Egypt na dirty and Mauritius has nothing to offer lmao.. I think say u wan call better place... Egypt nothing dey there
If you have gone there, come back and mention me!

Good luck!
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